#godspeed you magnificent bastards

[thedman0310]

Well, this fucking sucks

(Breaking kayfabe for a second, I’m glad their hiatus-turned-graduation wasn’t due to heal issues. Support the professor and the orc!)

[revenant-dumpster-fire]

One of my friends got a warning from EA for their name being "Shit Grass, Eat Ass". (I had the duo name "Skate Fast, Smoke Grass" which was apparently fine.)

Either they managed to kill a developer or someone reported them specifically, because I have seen astronomically worse names in the kill feed on a regular basis, and personally I love the things people come up with.

Legitimately I don't even know why they care when the ESRB reliquinshes the company of all liability the moment the player goes online. It's not like there's a slur in there or anything. Why can't people be silly?

All this to say,

God forbid Apex Legends players do anything and have fun with it.

Anyways don't think to hard about this post, I just found humor in it.

[agent-8449]

Um. Whole moment. Also technically MWO AU related, but frankly Whole is a quitter in every universe.

[rockeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

late but TOBER 7

[violent-optimism]

Thinking about the Soldier on my team who walked right in front of me, looked me DEAD in the eyes, and then proceeded to blow himself up with the grenade taunt.

[zzoupz]

I love you gimmick blogs I love you gimmick blogs I love you gimmick blogs I love you gimmick blogs I love

[littjara-mirrorlake]

forget emrakul and 15 1/1 squirrels

jin-gitaxias literally got his ass handed to him by a bunch of 0/0 germs

[viktoriamagrey]

Life has very funny ways of getting rid of stuff that's not needed for you, and this can sometimes make you feel conflicted. For instance: I just lost my CTRL key because the keycap flew away when my keyboard fell down. This has pros and cons.

Cons: Aesthetically infuriating.

Pros: This happens to be the key that stopped working months ago.

[moonlit-lake-sys]

I feel like everyone should be legally obligated to draw Soldier tf2 every April 8th — April 14th. Maybe even exclusively play him on those days. He's my least played class and I'm using these next few days as a reason to finally play him more.

[helpmepleaseicantfindaname]

THANK GOD SOMEONE SAID IT!

REBLOG!

I'm just going to leave this here, because this woman said what I've been trying to articulate for ages much more effectively and succinctly than I've been able to

[ratxbones]

I LOVE YOUR ART SO MUCCCCCHHHH IT MAKES ME WANT TO KMS PLEASE NEVER DIE THANK YOU FOR THE HELMET PARTY FOOD I WAS STARVING 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

I LOVE YOUR ENERGY SOLDIER!!!! GODSPEED YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD

[xanderomeister]

Godspeed you magnificent bastard....

[lemurlord]

On the subject of out there parahuman names, shoutout my boy Burning Sensation, a D-tier appearing briefly during the Boston Games. Godspeed, you magnificent fucking bastard.

[wrenchinator-central]

2 feet away from a propane tank no less.

Rocketeer Bob Maddox is testing his Triple Valveless "beast" jet kart.

[voice-of-dissent]

big fucking shout out to the driller i just played with during an egg hunt with haunted cave who drew aggro on the ghost and proceeded to tunnel into the wall so fucking far while we got the last egg and did a kursite event

extraction was so easy because the ghost was busy digging its way to our driller who unfortunately went down. i like to imagine this is how Karl went out.

godspeed you magnificent bastard

[pepperonitowerask]

that might've been the most stupid move the noise could've done, godspeed you magnificent bastard

Noise: "HEY, COWBOY MAN! YOU'RE GONNA GET THIS GUY GOOD, AREN'T YOU? I BETTER SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE OF WHEREVER THE HELL THIS THING IS GONNA TAKE ME!"

Vigilante: "... You just..."

Vigilante: "... Damn fool! You better be alive and well by the time I'm through with THIS criminal scum!"