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revenant-dumpster-fire · 1 year ago

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One of my friends got a warning from EA for their name being "Shit Grass, Eat Ass". (I had the duo name "Skate Fast, Smoke Grass" which was apparently fine.)

Either they managed to kill a developer or someone reported them specifically, because I have seen astronomically worse names in the kill feed on a regular basis, and personally I love the things people come up with.

Legitimately I don't even know why they care when the ESRB reliquinshes the company of all liability the moment the player goes online. It's not like there's a slur in there or anything. Why can't people be silly?

All this to say,

God forbid Apex Legends players do anything and have fun with it.

Anyways don't think to hard about this post, I just found humor in it.

#apex legends #ea #smoke grass #eat ass #skate fast #godspeed you magnificent bastards #the continued sanitization of the internet bothers me as an old fuck #like it's coming for people's silly senses of humor #this game is clearly for teens and adults it's not like they haven't heard these words before #legitimately it's probably only a matter of time before my actual moniker gets nerfed #my actual moniker is a reference to my multiple near death experiences and it means a lot to me #but someone could misinterpret it to mean something far worse but also far more rediculous #like damn #when I was a baby I could put my cousin's headset on when he opened up COD and heard words I couldn't even look up at my school #it's weird that in a game about killing for sport we are expected not to curse or partake in a little bit of mud slinging #like sure don't open a can of slur juice but my goodness can't we make a Your Mom joke without being censored?#oh yeah Apex censors Your Mom #but not Your Dad #kinda rude to moms that only dads get to have all the fun ngl

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