#gods weakest mf

[demonicnarwhale]

making HK a florist is just an excuse for me to collage plants up like this (im too weak to finish this)

[themarsbar]

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[llunaerian]

isn’t it a bitch when someone literally has a chokehold on you? i’m screaming crying throwing up

[gaydinosaurbananamilkcarton]

Can't wait for this Shinobu Vs Douma fight to be animated so y'all can see how badly she was whooping his ass. It's clear as day how she SHOULD HAVE won. but of course, they needed to fit kanao somewhere in the story (I'm not sure why) and even if they wanted to include her, it could've been Shinobu, Kanao, and Inosuke (while shinobu was alive💀) Vs. Douma. That would've been so much better. Shinobu was fast as hell, and she managed to stab him 8 times without him even knowing. She also stabbed him and drove him all the way into the wall (ceiling? I think it was cause she fell) even when her lungs were completely slashed. Yet she "was too weak to behead a demon" and then we got muichiro that's like 2 inches taller than her doing it💀 She very clearly should have won, and then she got eaten by him. Which is just bullshit. Then you got fucking giyu over there getting turned into a donut like rengoku did by akaza and that mf lived. Just straight bullshit. The dullest character survived while the best ones died. Mitsuri dying was just plain old mean and pointless. Why would you even do something like that?! Obanai dying made sense cause he carried. (I hate obamitsu as a ship) Idgaf, Tanjiro didn't carry AT ALL. (I hate tanjiro) Genya died but I don't really care cause I ain't care for his character. Sanemi deserved that pain. He said he ain't have no brother so god said "ight bet" and took him. Muichiro dying hurt. He didn't deserve that. I don't care for gyomei, but I gotta give him his props. He definitely carried when fighting kokushibo, and one of my favorite panels was when muzan turned into that big ass baby and gyomei pulled his ass back. Kaigaku Vs zenitsu was mid asf. (I hate zenitsu he the weakest of the group) Inosuke is the MOST UNDERRATED CHARACTER. He created his own breathing style, he can dislocate his joints at will, he kept up with zenitsu when he was using Godspeed technique💀, and he can shift his organs. Tanjiro pushed the rock with his slayer mark, inosuke never got one and did it💀 bro is BETTER than tanjiro at this point. I wish that rengoku's dad, shinjuro, fought during the battle. That would've been so tuff to see him fight akaza🗿then you got tanjiro that knew him for like 3 hours going on for 2 seasons and a movie about it🙈 Imagine if tengen got his slayer mark, and didn't have to retire. Would've been so OP. That blew me cause they really removed the BEST hashira 💀

[tf2rocks12]

Here is a list of things I think about on a daily basis

-the final Grimwalker Belos possessed had human ears

-how little hunter was in comparison to Belos in the storyboard art. Why did they change that give me my eight foot tall man back

-the fact Belos self harms so fucking much I though this was a kids show wtf

-the time span between Philip entering the isles and finding Caleb, it had to at the very least been around eight months

-Philip trying to survive in the isles I mean how many times did Luz almost die and she had eda!!! Philip had literally no one how did that mf survive

-does Belos still pray, like oh haha religious old puritan blah blah but like did he still actively participate in his religious values

-like hands and knees begging god for forgiveness in his weakest moments

[transpathfinder]

veilguard thots

[massive plot spoilers]

ok i did say i was gonna write up some brief thoughts after i completed but first of all before i start, as a lucanismancer i just want to say any lucanismancer who hates neve kys. you are not affiliated with me don't even speak to me or breathe in my direction. and bioware, idk when u will realise i have 2 hands. 1 is for lucanis 1 is for neve and my spare dick is for spite so just get with the programme

alright that being said... yeah i didn't really like the game much. i think it's easily the weakest DA game, which i consider a pretty big failing since i am not someone who thinks inquisition is good. i had a lot of problem with inquisition's main story and open world, but somehow veilguard's story is. Worse. i don't even have the energy to get into supervillain evil blighted elvhen gods, turning the old gods as stupid little dragon thralls, because obviously, again, nothing pagan or elemental matters, they're not real, they're not godly or saintly or divine, just stupid animals. making the antaam breakaway into this crazed faction you keep fighting cos they absolutely had zero ideas or interest in tying positively into qunari culture you can have a relationship with, it becomes an easy excuse - ''they're not reeeeaally qunari teehee'' first of all, crafting both the antaam and venatori into easily siding with supervillain elvhen gods who want to bring the blight to the world is fucking weak and pathetic excuse for it cos it doesn't even make sense with their goals/ideologies. a very, very cheap entry into the lore, i think lazy and diminishes the world as well the utter thinness of companion background and conversations. i know there's no dialogue wheel, but to me that's a basic aspect of getting to know in-depth background lore about factions, status of the worldstate, different parties' political ideologies and leanings, in standard video game infodumps cos yes this is still a video game, you need to write for it rather than focus on the realism of how conversations play out.... u can't even call solas a monster without morrigan attempting to school you like you're 5. this game wants you to suck solas' dick so bad as if the rest of us from inquisition didn't already peg him as a person who wants to cause genocide. veilguard only told us he already caused it once and now wants to do so again, but in 2 entire games, he is constantly made to be this sympathetic and deep figure that i'm supposed to be enamoured and intrigued by and want to save. why would i want to save this thousand plus year old mf who eradicated a race knowingly!! this game doesn't even give me the opportunity to kill him, i was so disappointed by my 3 choices in the end with him, of which 2 are literally functionally the exact same. there's no way i was gonna redeem this piece of shit even though i had mythal's essence peacefully or whatever the fuck yeah this other abuser piece of shit is also a hero now that morrigan carries lmafoo give me a break. all da2 did was demonise anders over and over again, and again in inquisition. these chars are not even in the same universe of ''crimes they've committed'' and yet, the disparity in writers sucking one dick and trying to get u to hate the other is crazy. i hate white liberals soo much fuck all of you!!!! bitchass mfs

which brings me to why i think this game is so thin and written so childishly - it's desperate to be liked. it wants to be liked by the masses sooo bad, that it becomes nothing to me. everyone is sweet, everyone is lovely, all factions are uwu heroes, even antivan crows, who torture and abuse children but hey nvm they're cool heroes now with no nuance. i loved all the crew, but the game makes it exactly so. no difficult stances to combat, nothing akin to any previous DA game, where there's at least a companion or 2 people would find their nerves fray over, which is the point. this is the only game that feels so typically found family where everyone loves each other, because it's deliberately made to be that way. a child's idea of big threats and saving the world and everyone happy in traditional hero centric journey with a team.

BUT EVEN THAT... it doesn't commit to it fully, because it so desperately also wants to teach u a lesson on how not everyone can survive this. so... yeah... harding died in my pt, and u know what? i felt nothing until the credits rolled. cos i straight up thought it wasn't real and we'd just get her back later. like she got stabbed and fell into the pit and i felt zero emotion cos i was like o okay she's injured we'll wait for this cutscene to end and next bit we'll look into a new sub-quest for finding her or something cos ofc i had already completed all personal quests, there's no way she would die unless the player didn't do it. and until the credits rolled i didn't believe she had cos i was just so stumped this game even pulled that... imagine the heartbreak and betrayal players who romanced her would have felt? it's soo shitty wtf... no idgaf how ''unrealistic'' it is everyone survives. this is a video game built off fun rp-ing and romances, which is a core bioware feature. you don't write romances and entice people on that front and then turn around and pull this shit. my god i'd have been livid but by then i was ready for the game to end so i already found myself semi-exhausted by the experience since i was maxed out at level 50 and already clocked in over 120++ hours taking my time with it slowly. certainly not something i binged through

it's not a horrible game... i do think the linear playstyle and the no death toggle was critical in my getting through it. i love the deviation from open world, and obviously, the lucanis romance really carried me through cos i adore the character and very much fell in love with him and the romance... and while like i said, i do love the crew as a whole, i can't shake the feeling away that it's an empty game void of classic DA mannerisms of choices and conflict of prior entries that i have strong memories of. i don't hate it and i'll still replay it in future if i do a DA run, but it hasn't captivated me enough. i may sound very angry in this write up but honestly i'm pretty chill in my explanation and thoughts about disliking this game. it's nothing to me. this DA game feels so bitchless and sauceless with no identity apart from ''wow i hope everyone loves this game i'm making this as palatable to for mass consumption as possible'' from hero to weak basic story to lack of imports from earlier games to classic hack-n-slash combat. definition of mid.

[onelastchorus]

fontaine megathread

full of spoilers.. duh

archon quest act i

they're referring to the eremites. couldn't leave sumeru without one last sprinkle of racism lmao.. fr love how this was one of the first things i saw in fontaine. "see something, say something." STFU!!!

the fontaine VAs fucking STEPPED UP!! like why is lyney's VA so good.. the decision to open the quest with three of the most off-putting and unnerving characters so far.. lyney truly sounds deceiving, it really felt like you couldn't trust him. and then lynette is just ominous

and then furina.. miss focalors, the star of the mf show. whatever they're paying the VA is not enough because she's incredible. bravado, insecurity, instability, fear, hunger.. all the emotions are portrayed so well

fuck them for this one.. THERES SO MUCH TO UNPACK. i mean, supposedly teyvat has flooded before, this would not be the first. they're so unsubtle with the noah's ark and biblical themes. AND ARE WE GONNA TALK ABOUT THE TEAR?? THE LYNEY PARALLEL?? WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN

that moment when u realize teyvat is world without catholic guilt

lynette is so me. we both got that selective mutism rizz <333

YEAH WE GET IT, WE GET IT!! no subtly smh

the traveler bringing this up as if they didn't directly contradict each other. also another point. if the oratrice relies off belief in justice, not necessarily the archon, could that be applicable to other archon related things? this is feels odd because sumeru and mondstadt's people's entire philosophies rely off of wisdom and freedom respectively, yet they hold the "weakest" archons. and then there's inazuma, where modern citizens hate the raiden's vision of eternity, yet the raidens are arguably the strongest we've met yet

the way i fucking screamed i cannot believe we got skirk name drop

if this is actually meant to be foreshadowing i'm gonna laugh so hard

i'm genuinely so confused by the whole neuvillette situation.. so everyone knows hes not human, but no one knows hes the hydro dragon?? what do people think he is?

the way he fucking hates her i can't breathe

i couldn't get over this why did it jumpscare me.. paimon is funny again god bless.

did she happen to write 2021 aoty if i can't have love, i want power

insert speech about how hydro is truly about the split of ego, how someone presents or is perceived is always different from how they truly are or think. fr tho her design is SO GOOD. THE EYES!! THE TEARDROP ELEMENTS!! THE JELLYFISH ASS HAIR!! THE SILLY HAT AND FRILLS!! after anemo, i already feel as if furina's character aligns most with her vision holders

i've already seen everyone talking about this but we were literally hanging out with childe at lunchtime can we chill /j

with all that being said tho, i get it.. why did they lie did they just not expect this to be brought up its gotta be literal public knowledge

"SHES YOUR FATHER?" im gonna puke im so gay im so gay im so gay im so gay

cannot believe they went there. so fucking dark. kudos to hoyoverse.. anyways lynette come here my love i love u sm i will protect u

fr tho i loved the fact that we had a real prelude for this region.. i think the excuse to make something a little more isolated and establishing in it's plot is already super beneficial for whats to come. we got a lot more character exposition, and even the time to install these cool archon quest specific mechanics. i loved solving everything, it was all SO fun but they also got to have these really emotional beats, i feel this is some of their best pacing yet.

imo the last half of sumeru really helped hoyoverse find their stride, fontaine so far has similar storytelling energy to the whole heist bit of sumeru.

the best thing however might've been the SCORE??? they went out of their league with this one, it's the most fitting, noticable and influential instrumental work they've done in an quest imo

[cosmicmordecai]

Whose idea was it at the time to put it into reference Khalid wasn’t the strongest version of Doctor Fate in DC? By all accounts, none of that made sense.

Khalid is one of the few Doctor Fates that had magic regardless of the helm without significant mystic intervention.

Kent had zero ability so Nabu gave him some.

Jared has NO spell-casting power.

Eric is fucking 12 mentally and chronologically.

Linda & Kent V. are normal ass person.

Only Hector & Inza ever displayed a level of magic on their own. Khalid has some potential to bolster just for being him compared to about half of the others, who literally needed intervention by Nabu or something else to make them capable. By the time that came out, it was already depicted that Nabu purposely chose Kent to manipulate and shape him to be what he wanted. By all accounts, he is intentionally seen as blank slate for Nabu to alter and manipulate his body down to the molecule, physically and mentally molding him in Nabu's image. That whole point is an admission Kent had nothing special and he's the super powerful cool one. Khalid should be potentially one of the most powerful on that ALONE.

Hector got to be extra special because his reincarned parents were Hawk and Dove and gave him super cool magic inherent powers , nevermind the fact that he was conceived through sexual assault with Hawk being possessed that never got addressed. They still let him be super special but Khalid is the weakest?

Khalid's debut storyline also gave him the showcase of circumstances that allowed him to beat a god in his most powerful place of power, said god cowering and calling him master, and could literally take his place in the underworld because of his pharaoh bloodline. That's way more of an impressive first big adventure showing than Eric/Linda managing to pull Anti-Fate away from the helm or Kent V.'s thing with Nergal where we don't even know how he defeated him. It does not quite stand with Hector, who magicked out of the womb, got aged up, and was a complete novice that beat Mordru, the most powerful sorcerer ever period.

Even when Khalid was a newbie, he could manipulate the elements for creative solutions and stop time with some lessons from Kent. Compared to Eric, struggling eternally and dying to fucking Parademons and DeSaad, the only mf on Darkseid team who is weaksause in anything that isn't torturing and simping, with Nabu as his teacher, Linda being halved in power and then having next to no power on her own when she was by herself briefly, or Kent V. repeating spells bc he doesn't know any better for a time and canonically grilled for being unable to properly teleport in and out of hell or do better than fucking shoot magic lasers (granted, I'm on his side. He's new with no damn teacher. What do you expect?). And again, JARED had no spell-casting abilities. He's the only Fate who canonically only thows hands or weapons.

So someone explain to me how Khalid would rank the lowest? It's really fucking funny how Eric/Linda and Kent V. has official descrptions for their incarnations that explicitly states they're among the most powerful magic users on Earth (others including Inza and Hector also) but Khalid doesn't. Most things wanna talk about how he's new to the role and shit but uh...so was literally everyone not OG Kent and they all would still say they were super powerful sorcerers.

This just reeks of the fact that since Khalid is a PoC in a legacy mantle, him (like Miles Morales in the past), he has to "work" his way up in a way even his white counterparts didn't have too. He too is a chosen one has powers that should make him more comparable to Inza/Hector's version of Doctor Fate but he gets placed lower than Jared AND Eric/Linda in POWER? Please.

[macaroni-rascal]

Damn, I wish I had time to give the ladies a full writeup because gosh do they deserve it, but I have to do so much goddamn adulting this weekend, so just the ice dance it is.

Lovely color from W/L but there's a bit of a sense of dishevelment about them, they kinda looked like a bridesmaid and groomsman drunkenly hooking up at a wedding. I wish his shirt wasn't untucked and so oversized. The issue with this program is that, like Sandrine and Quentin, they aren't skating to the rhythm, but also not to the melody either? Not to mention, the choreo is very much a mishmash of standard Montreal moves we've seen a million times already, it doesn't move me, it doesn't grab me. They were easily the technically weakest team here, which sucks because they seem so sweet and committed. MF's jacket feels a bit too casual for the occasion, but her hair is back on point.

Now, usually I wouldn't be on board with a non-Jason Riverdance program, but this is a rare Carol slay in terms of matching the program to the team. Molly is killing it, although I felt they had more vigor in Lake Placid. I like this black dress way more for her than the white (was it?) from before. The costumes are a bit theatrical for the present day, but at least they're on-theme. I have no doubt the coaching team is courting the Irish fed with this after they offloaded Caro and Shane on it to die a slow death of low scores and no major fed looking out for them, I'd honestly be impressed if I had a single Machiavellian bone in my body of how they solved that problem for themselves. Molly is slowly becoming the star of this team and I love that for her, she seems so pure.

Such a step up costume-wise for German Jenn, gorgeous silhouette and color, but his shirt needs to be at least somewhat closed and the pink line in the back is just silly. Less is more, always. A tango is a good choice for them but that first half put me to sleep. She's such an intense presence that I'll always stan no matter what. Strong and interesting lifts from them but always a bit of shakiness. Igor stay away from her!

Initially I was thrilled Alicia and Paul were keeping this FD because it was one of my faves last year, but this year it's already feeling a bit tired, and it didn't help that they were so cautious here, although I understand that they can't afford another injury. Her dress is so lovely and soft, so it makes me wish his shirt was more of... something, maybe a layered, draped mesh like her dress or at least the same color as the piece of fabric covering the V, this just looks like long underwear. They have some stunning elements but they weren't at their best here. The levels issues persist, but I was glad they got more generous GOEs here than they've been used to. He gets too far back on the blade and gets shaky, they might need to spend the summer in Komoka to work on this. Judging by his outfit, Romain is the groom at the wedding W/L are attending.

God help me, Pate and Bye. Further proof that Igor would rather die than come up with an original program. The costumes, while well-executed, just further exemplify how many coaches are stuck in their respective heydays. They would've been all the rage on the circuit 10-15 years ago. The choreo step is the stuff of nightmares and very Vikita in Beijing. That tiara is like something out of an 80s fantasy adventure movie like the Neverending Story. I'm sending flowers whenever Igor decides to retire, but judging by his dyed hair and fake tan, he has no intention of sparing us from himself any time soon.

Z/K are wasted under this coaching team and I'm glad Mark mentioned Scott (although why the height jab?) because I'd love to see them with more mature material like CPom have been getting, and I think Emilea would thrive under Madi. I like BatB but it has no business playing at a senior GP. If it'd been all instrumental covers it might've been okay, but I didn't enjoy having my ears assaulted by Dan Stevens of all possible options for this. I actually prefer that they didn't go full Meryl and Charlie with the costumes like their training mates did, cause they're just too cool for this school. They'd be such a factor under IAM but I can't see anyone clawing this team out of Igor's cold, dead hands.

My issues with the Browns' material persist, they're too good for what they've been given, and I don't understand why they aren't going with instrumental classical music when it could complement their flowy skating so nicely. I thought they deserved to medal here just based on their fundamental skating skills, kudos to their childhood coaches (although let's hope it wasn't that pedo who gave them this gift).

R/A I feel are so close but so far from something with this program. I feel like it's too conceptual, too mime-y, and that final piece is too much in the vein of what they've given us before that I can't see this FD as a standalone in their repertoire. The costuming is too repetitive of previous ideas as well and I honestly found myself bored throughout this. I mean, vintage Euro techno again? The cutouts on her dress weren't very sophisticated and the slits on the skirt sub-optimal. The back of his shirt was confusing, I found myself wondering if he was wearing one of those back support thingies. I suppose Air Canada lost their free legs in transit again. Some interesting moments throughout but again, I didn't feel like they're challenging themselves or stepping out of their comfort zone. I feel like they have so much more to offer, that's the thing. Whenever I see a team grip the boards, I just wince at this point. Can we move past this, please? That and the cartwheels on the ice, pack them away.

It's so rare that a program actually insults me the way that this Rocky one has. And the music choices aren't that bad, actually, but the whole thing is way too hammy to take seriously, and the most baffling aspect of it all is the quality of the support team they have - nobody had the guts to tell them no? I just can't believe Maria-Francesca Dubrovnik-Lausanne would do this to me. And I really like them as people, that's the thing. The costumes are well-made and we know I love my velvet, but good god, why this approach? I actually could see this working in a way if they'd gone way less literal, but the fake boxing and all the other bullshit is just. too. much. Mark is just pumping their tires because a) they're British and b) he's trying to justify their scores before the rest of the world, but truth be told, their skating skills have to have improved, because if they'd gotten worse, they'd be falling over. The scoring of this team will remain a dark stain on ice dance for a very long time.

Now, coming into this as an avowed G/P hater, even I can admit that there are some points of interest in this program. It's not their worst, but we've already seen most of what they're doing here before, notably in that Hitchcock program. However, there is always a level of cringe with them that I just can't get over, mostly in their facial expressions. This was a way better concept and certainly better executed than the RD, but there's always going to be a sense of distilled trash juice with them for me and it's that inherent lack of self-awareness that permeates everything they do that I just can't get over. The opening moves are something straight out of a Torvill and Dean exhibition program 20-30 years ago. Then they move in and out of the Hitchcock mood with some of the Evita sprinkled in. Now, while her dress is really pretty and classic, she needs to give Polina Edmunds back that hair ribbon because the whole look is too juvenile for her. The choice of pink for a Wuthering Heights program is my biggest question mark of the event. Do you think they've read the book? Do you think they've been in the same room with a copy, perhaps? Was the intention to soften a story about isolation, generational trauma and people treating each other like shit? If so, how? Because I don't see how one could possibly. I don't understand Paul's proto-mullet any more than his silky shirt, the interrupted sleeves, the lace-up front or the choice of the color pink to portray an abusive douchebag. That man was not a romantic hero, and if someone believes that, they need therapy asap. If his top had been grey, then we might've been in business, but painting WH as a "love story" of all things... What a curse it is to have read a few books in this lifetime. It's like, I don't absolutely loathe it, but having seen what they're capable of with the Vincent and the Both Sides Now, I'm kinda iffy. This FD would've benefited from an outing prior to this, it looks underdeveloped still. I just, I... hate the current state of ice dance. I'm at a point where I'd be fine if no medals were awarded at Worlds, like in the Olympic team event. Maybe the Italians will change their RD and deliver us all.

It's a shame W/L have regressed so much, I like them, but they are having a tough time out there. That Caro and Shane drive by hit made my cackle so loud I woke up my cat. So true about Paul and his balance issues, it makes it hard for me to settle into the program cause he just seems shaky. Igor looks more soulless and dead eyed every time we see him, it's so unsettling. I'm glad the Browns came out as the top American team, but they need a lyric-less program, just give them pretty music so skate prettily to, as you said. I'm disappointed in the R/A free dance, it started with that weird pantomime and I didn't warm up to it at all after that. I can't even talk about Fear and Gibson or fl-flames flames! flames on the side of my face!! I'm gonna take a Mulligan on Piper and Paul, cause I just need Chock and Bates to not win worlds again, that's all I need.

[ravenoclock]

SKAJDJSKANAN ive been putting off reading this fic since i learnt of its existence cuz it’s canon compliant and all that. i haven’t even finished it yet and can SENSE my mental health deteriorating by the moment… but i feel like I’m processing it better than when i read crimson rivers and the hand that feeds (GOD THOSE TWO KILLED ME) cuz i had no one to talk to abt those fics so i was suffering in silence so tysm <3.

UR RIGHT. THE PRONGSFOOT. AGSHAHJAHAH. they’re so toxic and i hate it and i love it and it’s all so confusing because i feel sm for them and I can’t understand it all.

OKOK ON TO CHAPTER 8….

“How do you let go?”

“I don’t know”

(You never know.)

fuck. that… wow. just…speechless. i’m speechless rn.

JAMES MY POOR BABY :(( Effie and Monty dying and him just throwing himself off whatever cliff he was on and Sirius being like ‘if we go down we go down together’ too seriously (it’s literally in his name idk what I expected). Sirius being enabler of the century because she’ll love James unconditionally no matter what and the whole anything you can do I can do better thing so they’re basically enabling each other to destroy themselves and continue to destroy themselves.

JAMES HAVING FOUR SECRET STASHES. WHAT THE ACTUAL-

oh and Remus’ lingering gaze. we see you mf. (so does Sirius but they don’t know wtf it is they want).

OH AND HARRY IN THE WOMB. HARRY POTTER IS IN THE GODDAMN FUCKING WOMB BECAUSE JAMSS FORGOT THE SPELLS AND SJSBSJAJJAJAJAJAJ. they were both grieving and their hopes are all piled onto this child and it’s just so so fucking sad and heartbreaking and they all deserved to live and love and all that corny bullshit they NEVER GOT TO DO. none of them are dead yet (most of them are like halfway there ;-;) and i’m not doing that okay. SIRIUS IS GODFATHER!!! YESSSSSSSS!!! and her being like ‘i don’t know how to love i just know what it feels to not have it’ is just EJHDSHJS WHYYYYYYYY.

Sirius, who exists at ends of two extremes, no middle ground, no fixed point. He is always too much and never enough. A man who cries, and someone crying, who is not a man. Sirius doesn't get to live in absolutes; when he's at his weakest, he wishes he could, just for the ease of it, just to know something and, if he's lucky, not hate it.

hey. my (nonexistent) therapist wants to call you up for wrecking me like this. that was a fucking bomb drop. not cool. i had to take a lap around the room (or 9) after reading this or else i was gonna cry cuz DAMN. WHAT YHE FUCK.

is this like a universal experience? where everyone feels like they’re too much yet not enough at all? cuz like I think it all the time and im sure there are more people who do?? im not at all comparing my situation to that of Sirius’ in this fic, but im just curious. have you ever felt that way before?

WOLFSTAR MAKING UP FROM A NONEXISTENT BREAKUP CUZ THEY WETENT EVEN TOGETHER IS SO THEM. HAVE I MENTIONED HOW MYCH I LOVE THEM?? I DONT THINK SO. I LOVE THEM YOUR HONOR. REMUS BEING LIKE ‘THIS IS GOOD’ AND SIRIUS INTERNALLY COMBUSTING FROM HOW SWEET HE IS LIKE CHRIST SIRIUS HE WAS ALWAYS THERE AND ALWAYS IN LOVE AND ALWAYS WILLIBG TO TRY BUT SIRIUD DIDNT WANT TO BELIEVE IT (cuz of the whole ‘he deserves better and you know it’ and all his other self dialogue that isn’t exactly healthy and happy) BUT ARGEHSJSH. I CANT THINK STRAIGHT WITH THEM. THE FLUFF. LOVE LOVE LIVE LIVE LOVE LIVE LOVE. im gonna ignore the fact that it’s canon compliant rn cuz they’re happy so im happy and the whole world must be happy and allow them to be happy for the rest of time (AHEM IM LOOKING AT U BALDY VOLDY) anyways when i read chapter 9 I’ll be back :)).

@labyrinthhofmymind

the following content has spoilers for a fic called presque vu by bizarrestars.

I WILL BE KEEPING U UPDATED BECAUSE I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO ABT THIS. ITS TOO LATE TO BACK OUT.

ANYWHO;

SIRIUS SAYING REG AND JAMES ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO KNOW ENOUGH TO LOVE HIM KILLED ME. I DIED. WTF.

OH AND THE SETTLE DOWN THING AND HOW SIRIUS FOESNT WANT TO SETTLE DOWN. AND REMUS BEING LIKE ‘YEAH I WOULD FOR THE RIGHT PERSON’ AND LOOKING AT SIRIUS AND SIRIUS IS LIKE ‘he deserves better and you know it’ NOO, LOVE, YOU ARE SOULMATES PLS PLS RECONSIDR. DJJSSJSJSJ.

also Sirius’ whole thing about not wanting to label because why the fuck do you have to label is so real. it’s literally what I tell my friends when they ask why I don’t label and they just look at me weird (except for one of them who said—to my face btw— ‘there’s so many labels just pick one’). anyways Sirius spiralling and being like ew why tf is he making me spiral (abt Dearborn) is SO FUNNY (ik it was like an angsty scene and all but they made me crack up).

Peter yelling ‘don’t forget to use the spells’ is so USHAKAKNS. WHY?! and knowing he’s a spy…. have I mentioned that I want to rip my hair out? No? currently ripping my hair out.

…the chapter ending? the ending of chapter 7??? excuse me??? WHY DID SIRIUS DO THAT. the heartbreak I could feel from Remus. WTF. also I don’t think Sirius did it (the thing with Dearborn) but again, he’s an extremely unreliable narrator so who tf actually knows. idk tho. can I say I’m neutral unless it’s confirmed that he did or didn’t do it? what do u think? wolfstar is so problematic and low key toxic but DHSHJS I LOVE RHEM SM. GAH. also the paranoia in this chapter with Sirius suspecting Remus as the spy… WHY. WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY??!!!!!? canon compliant fics will be the death of me I swear. they’re like a drug you can’t get enough of with the full knowledge that it’s not that good for you. anywho. also Sirius is like ‘I wouldn’t settle down not because you don’t deserve it but because I don’t’ and I find that heartbreaking. :(( Sirius you are loved.

when I finish the next few chapters I’ll post another rant. tysm for reading!!

[subskz]

channie sensitive ears?🤭🥰

sitting sideways on his lap, holding his jaw w one hand and snaking the other around to play with his other ear?🥰🥰

kissing his ear, dragging the rough surface of your tongue over the shell of his ear🥰 making him let out embarrassed high pitched giggles that slowly turn to whines when you nibble on his earlobe or tug at his earring with your teeth🤭🤭 feeling the way his ears get hotter and hotter and turning a super cute shade of pink and then red🤭🤭 dick stirring in his pants and he tries to subtly shift his position but you obviously notice and smile against the red skin😋😋

dragging a squeal out of him when you tongue his mf ear🤩🤩 wriggling it further inside while channie holds onto your arm so desperately while digging his fingers into your hip w the other🤭🤭 making him choke out a few moans when you rub his other ear gently with your fingertips and he feels so overwhelmed his face turns super red and he starts bucking his hips up into you because as much as he hates to admit it, he's so incredibly aroused right now🤭🤭😋😋

making him cum in his pants just from stimulating his ears🥰🥰 (and trying to grind his hard dick up into you) and you feel him get more and more worked up, breathing harder and stammering out intelligible strings of words as his moans get higher pitched until he grabs onto you so tightly, hips stuttering as he cums in his pants🤭🤭

leaning back from his ear and silently watching his blissed out expression afterwards before the REALIZAISHUN HITS and now his eyes are wide and the blush creeps down to his neck as he slowly drags you closer and hides his face in your neck as you laugh at him😋😋

anywayZ how are we feeling besties

we are feeling mentally physically spiritually emotionally unwell thank you for asking 🙏

channie’s ears are already such a topic of interest w how adorably red they get and how much he fiddles w them when he’s embarrassed…so it’s only a matter of time until you put the pieces together n figure out they’re his weakest spot 🥰 please i can just hear those cute nervous giggles of his when you start messing w him only for them to morph into much less innocent sounds when he realizes in horror how aroused he’s getting <3 taking his earrings between your teeth and tugging at them….you know how crazy that makes me you’re pure evil for this

you can feel him squirming and fidgeting in your lap and getting harder by the second and oh my god the full-on squeal it’d elicit when you stick your tongue in his ear 😭 his hand flies up to grab onto you in a panic but when you playfully ask if he wants you to stop he just lets out a weak whimper and shakes his head ㅠㅠ he’s embarrassed out of his mind but even so he can’t get enough of the strange feeling hehe how adorable…and him cumming from having his ears toyed w alone would absolutely be the cherry on top…you can practically feel the heat radiating off him when he buries his face into you poor channie would never recover from that mortification 🤭

[1111jenx]

What are some placements you wish you had?

Hey lovee,

Ahh this is such a cute question but its honestly so hard to choose at same time because I have a lot of favourite placements🥲But I'll do my best!!

Aries Sun or Aquarius Sun = I will forever be envious with how all of them radiate main character energy LOL. Literally Aries Suns are the childhood bestfriends I love soooo deeply and I seriously. admire them for their ability to fight for what they want:') Aquarius Suns because I admire their kindness and humility a lot. I also aspire to be as understanding as them too💞

Aries Moon or Taurus Moon = As a Pisces Moon I am terrified of my own emotions lol they do be overwhelming from time to time but I feel that Aries Moon would really balance out my giving nature and give me more determination and the ability to put myself first:) Taurus Moon because they're loved by literally anyone its that simple💀

Aquarius Mercury= I wouldn't trade my Gemini Mercury for anything else tbh but I guess if I have to I would go for Aquarius Mercury! Because I think while they are very calculating and complex within their thoughts process, they can be very open and accepting with new people and information while standing their grounds🤎

Capricorn Venus or Aries Venus = The same goes for my Leo Venus!! I would never trade it no matter what but if I do have to the other option would be Cap Venus or Aries Venus as I'm forever humbled by their ability to stay hella real to their feelings but also to the circumstances!! My Leo Venus can be very irrational at times despite my better judgements so having a Cap Venus and always having the upper hands is such a flex😈

Leo Mars or Libra Mars = surpriseeeee!!! The reason why I picked this is because I think having a Leo Mars would still help me be as direct as I am now and I can become hella blessed w arts too why not? Libra Mars because I admire their understanding nature and their grace:") They also are very ambitious individuals🤧

Sun in the 10th house = dawg I have Sun in the 11H but I look up to 10H Sun so much🥲 Literally my weakest spot ever I hope they don't forget me when they're doing lines off strippers back in their 10 millions mansion in LA😀 jk but you see how they can be very successful and fun

Moon in the first = I want to feel what its like to be a moon goddess for once okay💀 I want to be as vulnerable and real as they are too its so adorable

Venus in the first = My Venus is rising but its in the 12H placidus and 1st hour whole sign haha!! I appreciate a lot of Libra/Taurus Risings in my life for bring brave enough to go after what their heart wants haha

Mercury in the first = 2 words. Brain + Beauty. I will never stop hyping them up because they deserve this and a million more. Sending love to them for being the og mom friend, ily guys:)

Mars in the 5H: I would like to see how its like to let your sensuality drive you for once my 11H Mars is too care free💀💀

Sun-Jupiter aspects = larger than world energy, usually very wise and knowledgeable!

Venus-Jupiter aspects: angelic beauty, I can't look away from them!!

Venus-Saturn aspects: timeless beauty:) age with such grace aw

Moon-Neptune aspects: literally psychic. Had a reading done by one a while ago and I was so scared LMFAO

Mercury-Jupiter aspects: god's favourite. literally mf geniuses.

Venus conjunct Mars: the second god's favourite.

I promise to keep updating the list as we go haha, my brain is all scrambled rn but there are sooooo much more I wanna talk about🤎

Thank your for the question boo!

love,

saint jenx🪐

[slutdge]

representation for queers that dress like shit like absolute garbage and before one of u white LA mfs is like "oh my god yass tacky coture" get tf OUT of my FACE i mean representation for bisexuals that wear camo cargo shorts with stains on them, transwomen who wear sweatpants and flip flops everywhere, poor thrift store clusterfuck gays that still dress like its 2001. your $1000 sterilized """camp""" coture is not dressing like shit. you are the weakest link. grow up and buy a shitty 1980's prom dress from goodwill to do drag in.

[1moreoffkeyanthem]

KENNETH!!! Oh my god fr tho this mf sees the Spider run out of the Big House and he’s like “something’s weird” and goes in to see Kyle SLAMMED THROUGH THE WALL and he’s all what the fuck what the fuck and just the weakest little “I fell off the bed” and that’s it 😭 and Kenny’s like tf does that mean, bolting to get Stan and FUCK poor Stan bc he’s the only one who knows what “fell off the bed really means” and dude fucking KENNY this fic, so confused bc the hell did he get himself into, but so badass and perceptive, TWITR Kenny ilysm

Bro I feeling like I’m bothering PCE with my bs and ik this wasn’t exactly one of the prompts on the list but I come baring a gift

@1moreoffkeyanthem

Idk why I pictured him like this😭

(fun little story, I fell asleep reading TWITR and woke up to a fucking spider on my pillow. Almost shit myself so that was fun🤪)

[zukump3]

bakugo w/ a black gf

bakugo w/ his brown skinned goddess

some smut at the end

before i even start us off, i just wanna say

bakugo loves black women. periodt

ANYWAYS

if we’re being honest bakugo paid no attention to you when class 1-A was formed

he kinda paid no attention to anyone LMAODD

you know how he was / is with the whole “extra” thing

yeah. you were an extra too he didn’t care

but over time, as the class bonded more and more he began to notice your presence

he liked how you had some attitude on you

you didn’t let anyone of class 1-A talk down on you

like any of them would even dare to anyway

your personality was much different from everyone else’s

different enough to catch his attention

being one of the top students in 1-A, bakugo first talks to you after practice and when you’re struggling with your quirk

“hey big head, your form is wrong.” he says as he approaches you, voice deep mmm

“big head?” you glare at him. “who the hell you talking to?”

he almost doesn’t respond because he definitely wasn’t expecting that response

after that, bakugo 100% always has his attention on you

y’all’s relationship is like his and deku’s but less... violent? HAHDJD

you two are basically frenemies

if either of you notice the other struggling with soemthing, you’re gonna help each other

but you’re constantly bickering

when you’re hanging out with the bakusquad and getting tired of hearing bakugo yell for like five fucking minutes straight you just straight up say

“can you SHUT UP?! all that yelling... your hot ass breath is making me nauseous.”

cue mina trying to hold in her laughter

cue denki, kaminari and kirishima bursting out in laughter though

“say it again bitch!”

“bakugo—please don’t try it.”

he starts to get this little ? obsession ? with the way you respond to him

you always have a slick ass comeback and he loves it

grows more and more comfortable with you the more you two hang out

the type to do a double take if you come into class 1-A with a new hairstyle

slyly compliments it

“...like the hair y/n.”

“is katsuki being... nice?!”

“shut the hELL UP KAMI!!”

he becomes more sociable the more you’re around

texts you a lot, surprisingly

sometimes about random shit

definitely softer in private

can be surprisingly calm

is secretly very curious about you and your culture

bakugo is farthest from dumb and knows how to phrase his questions so they don’t offend you, his parents taught him good

does a lot of research about it in his free time

constantly calls mineta a “weak link”

“he’s deadass the weakest link of this class.”

it’s soooo attractive how he does his best to understand you

your relationship just comes easily and naturally

he’s obviously a little shy and nervous, he’s never dated anyone like you before

but he feels accepted by you—loved, even

cooks with your mom lmao

always busting a move at the cookouts wtf 😭 this mf dances better than you

definitely the type to randomly do the woah when you two are hanging out

ALSO MATCHING BONNETS I DONT MAKE THE RULESSSS

somehow knows how to do acrylics and will do your nails for head for free

nsfw 🤤

whew boy

in shortest terms... he beats the pussy up

you swear he has the highest sex drive you’ve ever experienced

how is he ?? always ?? horny

morning sex

sex after classes

sex before he sleeps

SO MUCH SEX

it’s very well known that bakugo loves ass and trust me

he does

fucking loves when you sit in his lap

he always gets hard underneath you i s2g

even if you sit in his lap in public, he can stay flaccid for a few minutes but as soon as his arms wrap around your waist and his chin presses against your shoulder

you know he’s gone

pretty rough with you

usually after sex you’re covered in bites and bruises

and you’re sore as hell

loves to fuck you doggystyle, with his chest to your back

he likes to be very dominant in the bedroom, and that position gives him good leverage to wrap his hand around your throat and fuck you till you see stars

says “fuck” a LOT

he does dirty talk but it’s mainly stuff he says to himself?

like “fuck... this pussys squeezing me so fucking tight.”

“god, look at the way it creams... so fucking sexy.”

wants you to cum at least three times in the bedroom and doesn’t mind overstimulating you till you get there

when he gives head...

😩

lawd have murthay

can i just say that he definitely eats pussy from the back

and he buries his entire face in your cunt

loves to finger you while he does it cause he wants it to be messy. he wants your juices everywhere

“taste like fucking peaches,” he’ll comment after bringing his head up, his red eyes staring deep into yours as he fingers you with so, so much strength. “this pussy is all mine, yeah?”

you don’t respond, too lost in your pleasure to say anything

that’s when he leans down to suck harshly at your clit and you probably scream.

“answer me.”

“yes! yes—it’s your—your pussy, katsuki...!”

“that’s a good girl~”

he grabs onto your hair when you give him head

he tries not to tug too hard but he can’t help it

his abs clench every time you deep throat him and you swear he twitches in your mouth

overall a wild little boom box boy

creds to artist ^^

[literaphobe]

hmm i wonder what the redditor thinks of purpled's position on the tier lists 🙄🙄

they prob think he’s already S tier like god its not fucking fair these mfs are already ‘hot take but jojo isn’t S tier and will never be 🤓’ as if purpled doesn’t literally ADMIT he gets op teams and jojo’s teams aren’t usually the weakest in the event are close to being the weakest