#goddamn it hurts

[nedlittle]

genuinely i think it's important for adults, especially in the plague times, to play pretend in our day-to-day lives. when i rub my back down with tiger balm so i can sleep without pain, i imagine i am a valiant knight tending to an old injury i received from a dragon. when i go to the store to pick up eggs and milk, i am a lone cowboy riding into town on a mission. when i turn my collar up against the wind i am a femme fatale who's killed 4 husbands and is scoping out a 5th. when i stomp around in the snow i am a doomed polar explorer. if being a little bit silly about my walk to the pharmacy helps me remember that life can be full of joy and whimsy, then so be it.

[grammatically-incoherent]

thank you mr. braugher. you did it right. and it was perfect.

[spiritnotthehorse]

I've been drawing for so long today, I damaged my shoulder.

[beatcroc]

there's no way the bathroom at peppino's pizza is actually that big but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ . hey ummm anyway.... i care them...... anyway there's a lil ramble on my take on fake pep's like psyche or whatever in tags on the og post if ur into that kinda thing :y

hey! it's a series! fake peppino world tour: [noise] [noisette] [peppino]<- u are here [gustavo] [gerome] [noisette again]

[lizzieraindrops]

You know what, I figured out why we're having so many errors in Destiny 2 now. It's because with the addition of Micah-10, we've finally reached a critical mass of women with drop dead gorgeous voices, and the game simply can't handle it anymore. It's like Telesto. Too powerful. If they'd actually put Ikora Rey in a rendered cutscene for more than 5 seconds it would have shut down the servers for good

[jillflame]

Horikoshi really spent the entire manga establishing a narritive theme around atonement for Endeavor only to wrap it up emphasizing that the family will never be whole again and banishing the man to hell.

[arcadechan]

Empress Supreme, the Witched Twilight; Horde of Evening Majesty, Titan Fuego. Titan has a magical affinity for sunsets, is considered by many to be stronger than the saints, and can turn into a huge goddamn dragon. He serves the coven of Sterncrowne.

[demonir]

If someone did this to me I'd fall for it no doubt

[juha-art]

You- "Then I will make you different. I will make your lungs glow. I will make you last forever."

Dolores Dei- "Oh, Harry... There is only one way for humans to last forever -- and you did not do that to me..."

[spicyvampire]

Dreams do come true

THE SIGN (2023) EP. 4 // EP. 7

+ Bonus :

[mellidee]

"You change... everything."

(hi i'm in pain and it hurts so good)

[waitineedaname]

tbh it is incredible how compelling bingge and shen jiu are considering they're characters who ceased to exist as soon as the novel began

[qqueenofhades]

I will shut up about the new mattress eventually, but that day will not be today.

[nhura]

some crazy ass wips to work on this week... do me a favor and hold me accountable KUDASAAAAAAAAI (⁠ ⁠≧⁠Д⁠≦⁠)

[kneelingshadowsalome]

I was thinking about how the only other AU that could rival the highschool sweetheart in terms of König tortureTM is the virgin reader AU which naturally led me to thinking…can we combine the two? 👀👀👀

She could either tell him upfront or he only finds out after wildly taking her from the back and making her cum, and then notices small traces of blood, he nervously asks if she’s on her period (he wanted to hurt her yes but not like THIS) and she shyly looks up at him and tells him it was her first time and how incredible it felt

and he’s just standing there slack jawed because he missed it?? The look in her eyes as he took her virginity? Not to mention he did non of the things he promised he would do if a sweet girl offered her “flower” to him, no hand holding, no soft gentle kisses or going down on her for an hour to make sure she’s nice and relaxed for him or telling her how wonderful she was. Just thrusting in like a mad horny dog!? Did she do it on purpose?!

Lmao she’s laying there wish flushed cheeks and a content smile and he’s staring at the ceiling with a thousand yard stare

Ooooh my goodness anon your brain… I’M SHOOK ❤️

Imagine König’s horror when she shyly confesses that she has saved herself for him. That she never found anyone worthy of her flower because she always thought it would be him who takes it from her.

It’s just this silly daydream she had... She knows it’s a bit stupid, but to her, it was always him and no one else. She dreamed about how good it would be with him, how he would make her cum on her first time, how in love they would be… But then he went away, and no one ever compared. It just somehow didn’t feel right. Luckily she had the courage to contact him and now they’re here, who knew! Her dreams finally came true!

They lay side by side, König stiff as a plank as she slips her hand in his, traces of her “flower” still on his cock, she giggles and gives him a kiss on the cheek – was it that good for him too? He looks like he got hit by a rock! Oh, and is it true that men fall asleep right afterwards…? Wouldn’t be a surprise after that… He sounded like a gorilla in heat! *more giggling*

[shithowdy]

realized a drawing i'm doing rn is almost identically posed to one i did 8.5 years ago of a different oc, except the old drawing was instantly tainted by one of the players featured messaging me asking if i could take it down because their abusive, possessive rp partner saw it and got jealous of them "roleplaying behind their back" and i said "nah" and it became a whole Thing that i should have walked away from at that exact moment but didn't and the 6 months that followed contained some of the most truly condensed batshit i have ever witnessed in an rp community already well-known for its batshittery.

... anyway i love my friends. so happy to accidentally redeem the pose.