#goddammit dad

[tang0w0tek]

Well. Forget finishing Good Omens.

My dad just gave me an earful about it. "The first chapter is called in the beginning" Yeah. It is. And?

Guess I'm not telling him I like Hazbin Hotel then. Jfc.

[livwritesstuff]

Eddie is working on some writing when his 2.5-year-old daughter Moe ran full-speed into the office, halting right at the edge of the desk.

“Dada!”

Eddie turned to look at her.

“Yes, my brilliant girl.”

“We don’t say fuck because it’s a bad word.”

He blinks as he runs through the last several minutes of…nothing, really – all he’s doing is sitting at the desk doing some editing, and even if he’d maybe been muttering to himself at the time, Moe was out of earshot in the kitchen where she was dragging all the pots and pans out of the cabinets for a DIY drum kit, so…not totally sure why Moe is bringing this up

“Uh, yep,” he finally replies, “That it is, Miss Moe.”

And then she’s gone just as quickly and unceremoniously as she’d arrived.

Eddie recounts the interaction to Steve later.

“You get that she knows exactly what she’s doing, right?” Steve tells him.

Eddie pauses.

“Huh?”

“Dude – she totally knows she’s not allowed to use that word but she wants to so she figured out a loophole.”

“Oh my god.”

“I know, right?”

“She’s a fucking genius child,” Eddie shook his head in complete and utter dismay, because there’s no way he was that goddamn smart at two years old.

“Yeah, she’s gonna keep shit interesting for us”

“I fear you may be correct, Steve-o.”

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

so five and lila being a thing is going right next to allison literally sexually assaulting luther in the box of things we are absolutely under no circumstances accepting as part of canon right

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

Jason learns how to dream walk and terrorizes his family before they become aware of his resurrection.

(it backfires)

[rockingtheorange]

Do you ever think about how important and significant Alex's action to give his key to Henry was?

Alex had brought the key with him everywhere throughout his life since he got it.

Then, the first moment he's quietly alone with Henry, Alex gets to explain what it means to him: it's the key to his family's house in Austin.

But it means much more to him: it's from the times when his family was still all together (book), it's his childhood, his time growing up in Texas, it's his mixed blood, and the quiet life he left behind to follow his mother in something bigger than him.

That key is his comfort and reminder of what he was and the memories he will treasure forever.

Alex doesn't tell all of this to Henry, but Mr. HRH Prince Dickhead knows there's more about it underneath, just like how he had always known Alex wasn't just a peasant boy.

Alex brings his keychain everywhere and Henry is always there to admire it.

The key to Henry means something completely different: it's the reminder of his unusual life, the fact that he can't have such normal things as possessing a simple key, it represents all the things he can only admire from afar but he'll never be able to posses.

And then Alex breaks the wall that Henry thought would suffocate him forever, that seemed impossible to destroy.

Alex starts to remove the key when he's in the most intimate moments with Henry. He decides to leave the thoughts and worries related to his family for another time. He decides to be fully Henry's, even during just brief rendezvous.

And Henry takes everything he can, as far as he can. Till the moment, he's sure will come, when the magic breaks and the key will return to be something to admire and desire from afar, but never possess.

But Alex isn't just a peasant boy.

He hands over his childhood, his memories and his whole being to Henry, with just a simple gesture. Alex says "Henry, I'm yours." by giving him the object of his desires, by breaking the illusion that Henry can't be a normal boy, simply owning the key of someone's heart.

And Henry is reluctant to accept it, cause he knows (just like he had always known that Alex wasn't just a peasant boy) that the key means so much to him. But Henry accepts, cause he wants to believe that the wall between them can break, Alex made him believe it. And he grips and holds onto that hope like his life depends on it, cause it does.

Alex is the only key to his freedom.

[shannonsketches]

he's so important to me

[solivagantingrebel]

Guys how do you write Ghost's dad jokes organically. I've been meaning to incorporate it in my writing for a while now and I think I just -

this feels so fucking foul 😭

[le-panda-chocovore]

Alright we gave a lot of shit to Luther for his "DAd sEnD mE ON thE MOON" whiny discourse but I think we don't talk enough of Five's "You think I had it easy ? I was ALONE for 45 YEARS!!" whenever someone talk about how awful growing up with Reginald was. Like. Dude, okay you're a grown ass man in the body of a 12yo boy and you're mad about it, that's fair. But it's not your siblings fault, so stop yelling at them because all of you had it rough. Besides, you CHOOSE to not listen to your fucking dad while they were FORCED to obey him.

[zoroshonkingbazonkadonkas]

they GUILTED that bitch

[shivunin]

I will say it was devastating to hear Harding say she didn't really know the inquisitor when I played with Emma as the inquisitor bc Emma would have killed for Lace. Like that would have been her romance if not for Cullen, and if she'd been a proper romance in Inquisition.

[phcking-detective]

Tina: I'm so glad you finally stopped dating women

Gavin: oh so now you're being weird about my sexuality too??

Tina: NO it's about those stupid fucking jokes you always make! now that you're dating a man, we're finally marked safe from "gender? I hardly even know 'er!"

Gavin: ...

Nines: *enters the room*

Gavin: AUTISM? I barely even know 'im!!

[aroaceleovaldez]

i am not immune to making aus where Luke is inexplicably there as a protagonist and ends up accidentally adopting at least one member of the Argo 2 crew

[opossum-by-night]

Talked to my mom more about the autism stuff today, and it's just extremely cool that she tried her very fucking best to find the most qualified and savvy doctors and therapists possible, and they still fucking failed me 🙂

Like, should they have done the little at-home Asperger's assessments the first shitty doctor sent me home with? In retrospect, probably yes. But also, them not doing that should not have had any effect on whether or not professionals could correctly diagnose me as neurodivergent!!!

And now I have to deal with the horrible dichotomy of "I was failed repeatedly by the adults in my life and that should be acknowledged" and "make my mom sad :("

[vivern-of-nosgoth]

Sooo.. @kris-1105 and his little post. I have no idea why, I'm not in all of it make up theme at all, but this shit was so cozy and Karl radiates all of dad vibes and he loves KISS, I said.

[irondad-defensesquad]

// personal

"of course your dad loves you!" today i was feeling rlly sad and i had some terrible back pain, so much i nearly cried, and instead of asking me what was wrong, my dad just told me i could call a fucking uber, lol. and he was annoyed instead of showing any concern. just bc he was with his friends and he didn't want to deal with me.

fucking asshole.

[not-an-enstarrie]