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ectonurites · 10 months ago

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^ wisdom from my cat who just stepped across my keyboard while i was trying to make a post

#grandpa max is god? i go to church now

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bashzzey · 6 months ago

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I bet sour lemons are alien to him in the land of sweets 🍋

Also have silly bonus from aggie :]c

Max Jax? Max Jax.

#poor Gummigoo LOL #lineless artstyle is hard oh my god #but I nailed it 😎#one of friends who was in aggie was sobbing of laughter at Max Jax LMAOOO #so I'm posting Max Jax here as well for sillies <3 #tadc #the amazing digital circus #tadc jax #jax #tadc gummigoo #gummigoo #tadc fanart #lemon #bashzzey arts

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theoldkyokodied · 1 year ago

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The Allegiance of the Ascended Vampire and the New God of Magic

#bloodweave #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale x astarion #astarion x gale #gale dekarios #astarion ancunin #yes this is about astarion helping gale defeat mystra and take her place with the crown in exchange for gale helping him with the ritual #the ‘they can make each other worse’ part of their relationship turned to the max #I enjoy them being reluctantly soft for each other more but from time to time I just think about how powerful they could get together #toxic evil boyfriends. take love and twist it up until it’s unrecognisable #I like to think that astarion approached gale with that offer after realising no one else in camp is gonna help him #and that he can use gales own hunger for power which backfired when astarion actually became emotionally invested in gale #and after gale kept his word despite everyone’s concerns astarion changed his plan from not fullfilling his end of the bargain to actually #helping gale kill mystra (mostly so that gale could belong to him and him alone. and letting him take the place as a god bc having a god #at you beck and call is definitely appealing. especially one as eager to please as gale)#anyway what I want to say with this is please please please let me kill mystra i don’t even care if the weave gets destroyed again

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ef-1 · 3 days ago

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Jesus CHRIST MAX JUST KILLED ZAK ON LIVE TV WHEN HE CAME TO CONGRATULATE HIM 💀

Max: Like you said, you know, before I can only win in the fastest car, this year has been a little bit different?

#f1 #oh my god .?#max verstappen #las vegas gp 2024 #red bull racing

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milflewis · 5 months ago

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lewis high off his own tears and sheer will to survive while lando is looking for the nearest cliff and this is the time max decides to start cracking jokes i have never said anything bad about formula one in my life

#lando: i am going to walk in front of a truck #max: hey carlos is kinda fast huh scared the beejeesus out of me lol #lewis: i am god god is love god is me #british gp 2024 #f1

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staticfangs · 2 months ago

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the definition of serving cunt in every universe:

last pic is giving “why this 🧲 look so mad 😭😭”

so serious but so cunty….

also why he got the sluttiest waist in evolution and wolverine + x-men likeeee

#can u guys tell i love magneto #love my slutty little sad villian #GOD i need to watch first class already i’m so down bad #magneto #erik lehnsherr #max eisenhardt #x men #x men 97 #x men evolution #cherik

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wus-ro · 2 months ago

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Girl, so betrayed

#sofia falcone #the penguin #hbo max #batman #dc comics #rogues gallery #oswald cobblepot #just finished episode 3 GOD SO GOOD

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valyrfia · 2 months ago

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the last will and testament of daniel ricciardo (last lap of his last race) being to help max, his long-time friend and long-ago teammate that began daniel’s negative career spiral by bouncing from team to team trying to outrun the wunderkind, win the championship. all while denying mclaren, the team that damaged his career and health the championship is. Certainly Something.

#I love sports narratives my GOD #daniel ricciardo #max verstappen #anti mclaren #maxiel #singapore gp 2024

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embracemuscle · 3 months ago

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