#god isnt real

[luca-the-star-child]

// Bible mention, Christianity mention (do I have to tag this? I gonna do it anyway)

I just though of an very...interesting...headcanon for the Danny Phantom universe

So we all know Danny is half ghost and half human in the canon, but we also know that we, the Phandom, tend to interpret Danny as being an whole ghost and an whole living human at the same time right?

So for the sake of this headcanon, we will go with the second interpretation.

Pandora is a ghost in the DP universe

Pandora is also..A God (In some interpretations at least)

Therefore this implies that most deities and gods are actually ghosts, that got interpreted as gods by the living humans

This could mean that the capital G God from christianity could be actually just a ghost

But this is not what i want to get at.

Because what i want to look at is the christians God's son

JESUS CHRIST

It is said that Jesus is God and Man at the same time

But why is this important you may ask?

Well...since ghost can be compared and interpret as gods by the normal humans

This means that Danny could be interpreted as a God and Man at the same time

SO THIS MEANS THAT JESUS CHRIST IS AN HALFA

HIM TURNING WATER INTO WINE? GHOST POWER THAT ALLOWS HIM TO TRANSFROM THINGS

WALKING IN WATER? EASY, HES FLYING OVER IT

CURING BLINDNESS? HEALING GHOST POWERS

But wait...theres only 3 halfas in existence (Vlad, Danny, Dani), what happened?

After Jesus got crucified, he died and came exactly...just like when Dani survives being melted, or Vlad being sent to space for a long time, everything danny goes trought.

Halfas can survive thing that kills normal humans

But then again, after he came back, Jesus dies(?) Again and ascends to the heavens

But why would an halfa have to do that?

No...wait...He did die didnt he?

Of course!! Jesus died for our sins (according to the church) he DIED

Him coming back is him coming back AS A FULL GHOST

HE DIDNT ASCEND TO THE HEAVEN, HE CAME BACK TO THE GHOST ZONE AS A FULL GHOST TO SIT BY THE SIDE OF HIS FATHER, GOD (Who is actually another ghost)

JESUS WAS AN HALFA THAT DIED FOR HUMANITY AFTER THEY CRUCIFIED HIM AND BECAME AN FULL GHOST, COMING BACK TO THE ZONE

GOD ISNT REAL, ITS JUST GHOSTS

okay now were going to enter AU territory

I have an AU about danny phantom, the main thing about it is that Danny is kinda of an rencarnation created by the Universe's Core

Hes an rencarnation that comes back to the living world every time the core of the universe is in danger (bc it risk the end of all existence)

But what does this AU have with "Jesus is an half and God isnt real" headcanon you ask

Well...Jesus came to earth to save humanity/teach us to be good (or something like that, didnt pay that much attention)

What if the reason Jesus existed is beacuse if didnt do what he needed to, humanity would have destroyed the UC (universe core)

But you ask once again, isnt that Dannys job?

Yes

Yes i am impliying what you think i am impliying

DANNY FENTON AND JESUS CHRIST ARE THE SAME PERSON

One of Danny past life is being Jesus christ

I mean, aside from this, they both got hurt by the same people they wanted to save/protect

In this case Jesus got full on killed (but he did do his job)

But Danny didnt...almost like..He learned how to not die from this

I AM NOT INSANE!! DO YOU SEE IT??? I CANT BE CRAZY RIGHT

[dynamitekansai]

[rowanfedorov-2709]

Got the charger but other than that the mission fucking sucked.

so around 2nd street I split off to "check the perimeter", I check the residential neighborhoods. luckily there were no Nowis (aka "zombies") but when i connected back with them at Claremont st i realized we were searching a fucking church.

these fucking dipshits kept treating it like something sacred, even after all this shit. they were all just fucking sheep listening to manipulative fucks now they're clinging to whatever pathetic "God" they believe in.

why would "God" let people go crazy cannibalistic? why would "God" put me in this shitty fucking base?

"God" doesn't exist and she never has. it's just a fairy tale your dad tells you to make you behave.

i fucking hate it.

besides what's the point in going to a "church"? when they explained what it was to me it's so fucking stupid. if I did believe I would know a building isn't sacred, it's the land that is. nowhere here is sacred.

this guy understands ^

[a-perfect-imitation]

reality is so fake lol

[mcxcuseme13]

I don't know where Instagram Reels decided along the way that I'm a religious mother fighting to keep men manly. I just got a video that was "bring back strong men, feminine soft women, present and protective fathers, nurturing mothers, and families built on God." Look straight white millennial woman who names her kids horribly spelt adjectives, there's a 50% chance that God is real, but 100% chance of one of your kids seeing that and wondering where that present father or nurturing mother was. No one happy and healthy is so desperate to prove it. This woman's whole account is shaming single women and telling them that they're unlovable. Why do you think most women are single? Is it A.) Because they can't find anyone B.) Men in today's society or C.) They want to die alone? Religious people need to touch grass sometimes my God

[catmask]

if you ask me. being a good storyteller and love are inherently entwined. you cannot tell a good story without loving the people in it and loving those you tell it to. because to tell a good story is to understand it and its impact. to love is to understand how something moves through others and how to deliver it the way it would be best received. and how to breath life into something that did not exist before. storytelling is an act of creation sure but i do believe in all creation, there is love too. that there must be

[justplainjane000]

It was weird going to catholic school and not being catholic or in any way religious. Like I got to ignore and forget about 99% of the doctrine and managed to come away with ‘God dosnt exist, but also he loves you so much. Just pure unadulterated, unconditional love, no matter how you are or what you do. He can see every part of you and all he does is love you.’ and that is kind of a nice thought to have sometimes. 

[lastoneout]

Something I find very interesting about the character design in Dungeon Meshi is that the artist clearly puts a LOT of work into drawing people who look like normal people and since we, the audience, are so starved for that in Popular Media(bcs the current trend is drawing men and women so differently it's like they're a completely different species) unless they have a beard or visible tits no one has any idea what gender half the characters are.

Like I keep seeing people think Kabru and Chilchuck and Thistle are women and at first I was like "haha yeah same" but when I thought about it I was like...nah they just look like normal dudes, I know men irl who look like that, we're just so used to Hyper Masculinity being forced upon all male characters and Hyper Femininity on the women that when we see characters who look like average humans we have no idea how to process it.

And tbh I'm honestly glad that this manga has not only given us normal looking women but also normal looking men bcs fr I didn't realize how rare that was until I was faced with it. Male characters really do get forced to perform the most extreme form of their gender in popular media because of toxic masculinity and it's nice to see something break the mold.

[buqbite]

part 1 (on VA and being better than humans)

part 2 (on welt and being just a human)

[afterthelambs]

I know Yaldobaoth is pissed that Maruki came around and completely outdid him as the main antagonist. All those years planning for a divine game of ruin vs. rehabilitation only to be outshined by some depressed teacher writing yaoi fanfic about his favorite students

[planetsandthefates]

"So light me up, go ahead and light me up..."

[rolling-in-the-waterdeep]

Had to make a separate post for this kiss because

HELLO?

The desperation???

The yearning???????

I’m actually sick 😩😩😩

[clouvu]

Acorn x Wobin thoughts on the brain rn

[mutedeclipse]

a twisted sort of bliss...

Happy Valentine's Day!!! enjoy my dark and twisted yuri

[muirneach]

so about those czexes and their darling chinese third... a timeline

2020/2021

so imagine you're some flop czech tennis player who honestly isn't very good and somehow you start dating this really cool woman. and she's way out of your league. but you're in love! so who cares everything is wonderful :3 also you are an entire nineteen years old. lol. lmfao even. [authors note: i feel like this post from 2020 is kateřina's first soft launch but i genuinely don’t know? could be unrelated. whatever]

KOZERKI OPEN 2022

you're grinding it out on the challenger tour and you beat this random guy in the final of some random polish tournament in august 2022 in a weirdly lopsided three setter. you two are the 5th and 6th seeds and come into the event ranked 160th and 161st in the world. he never makes a challenger final again. whatever. you probably won't see him again.

AUSTRALIA 2024

fast foward to 2024. somehow you and that guy partner up for doubles for australia. you're not super close and both usually play singles but well why not. somehow you run all the way to the semis together.

MARSEILLE 2024

so you stay together and at your second ever event together you win a title. it's both your first ever atp main tour titles!! and now you guys are great friends.

CLAY SEASON AND THE CHANNEL SLAM 2024

clay season is a little rough for you at first but he does like, pretty well. you guys get to the doubles semis in barcelona. before going to roland garros you do beat novak casually at a 250 and this gets you to your first ever singles final, and lose. but suddenly people care about you a little bit! in roland garros and wimbledon you and your best friend both lose in the same rounds in singles. you play doubles though, and get to the quarters at roland garros. you also play mixed doubles with your girlfriend at roland garros and lose first round. she wins the channel slam in womens doubles. you and your girlfriend break up.

PARIS OLYMPICS 2024

it's the olympics now. you and her had signed up to play mixed doubles because luckily you were from the same country. it's a little awkward, but out of pride for your country you stay in the draw.

you're doing singles too, obviously, but you have to meet your best friend in the first round, which sucks. you win in 3, again, but lose next round so what was the point.

but it's okay, cause your now ex girlfriend is so good at doubles that she drags you all the way to the gold medal match. pride for your country.

but the draw once again brings you and your best friend together. he's had a weird olympics too, his partner withdrew last minute and won gold in singles, so now he's with someone he hadn't played with before, but suddenly they're in finals across from you. you win, obviously, in straights, his and his partner's luck could only last so long against someone as good as your ex girlfriend. but hey, he wins a medal too.

you and your ex kiss, people speculate if you really broke up or not, you joke about it but she confirms it. rough. but you are a gold medalist.

ASIAN SWING 2024

none of you three do anything big in north american hard court summer. then your best friend gets to his first ever tour level final at a 250, just like you, and also loses. in his home country. where he had hoped to become the second man from his country to win a singles title. at nearly the exact same time as his loss, his compatriot wins a final, also in their home country, making HIM the second man to win a singles title instead. damn.

SHANGHAI 2024

you two go to your best friend's hometown event. he loses in a heartbreaking first round. you play doubles, and also lose first round. it's not like he has to bear his entire country's expectations or anything.

however you upset a top three player in singles and get to your first masters semi. in his hometown. and he's the first thing you mention post-win, via the format of camera writing. tomas <3 partner zzz :^)! you lose that semi, but who cares, it was a great run.

END OF SEASON 2024 -> START OF SEASON 2025.

after a first round exit at the last masters for both of you, the season ends. your ex girlfriend gets the year end number 1 for doubles though, again. new season. united cup. both your countries fumble to the united states. whatever! your ex girlfriend wasn't even playing for your country

AUSTRALIA, AGAIN. 2025

it's australia again. where it all began for you and your friend. he very politely asks you if he can play mixed doubles with your ex girlfriend and you laugh and tell him yes. it's not like you and her were gonna play. they end up losing first round anyways.

he loses first round in singles. you get to the third round but can't beat djokovic again. you still enter in doubles, naturally. but fail to defend your semi finals points by falling third round as well.

and yeah, your ex girlfriend wins another slam in womens doubles. she's still better than anyone could dream to be.

and all this time you're just a random czech guy trying to figure out how to make your shorts shorter, which is totally not distracting for either of your doubles partners when you crouch in front of the net or anything.

[xfactor7aurora]

Fuck nyx straight up I've never been so viscerally upset by a book in a very long time

Art dump of julians because I need to calm down

And before you ask YES I am a freak and the biggest hater alive

When Laura and Julian kiss again don't come looking for me I'll be dead