#god i was a cringefail loser
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baby lesbian culture is being weirdly obsessive about being your friend's BEST FRIEND and FAVOURITE in the group and getting them to make a pros and cons chart to decide who in the group is really their BEST FRIEND and playing devil's advocate so you don't bias the data into winning and then being disappointed when you do not get the most poin - okay no one else did this did they
#girlblogging.pdf#ive always been so weirdly intense about friendships looking back is that a lesbian thing -#kids who wouldn't shut up about who's your crush in middle school were basically me with friendship#god i was a cringefail loser#this is why i actually used to hate friends to lovers for the longest time#because i basically acted like that. and i didn't want my friends to think i had a crush on them#or like myself for that matter#anyway now I've figured out crushes are a social construct im allowed to be extra and full of love with my friends#I'm not into the whole dating thing so they mean more to me#i still don't understand the difference but whatever#last year was a Time. i remember i was trying to write a fanfiction and i ended up projecting a lott of my feelings ontoit#and then i was like. ok kavya this isn't very gal pal of you you basically just projected all your feelings for your bff onto this#clearly romantic fic girl you okay#anyway i Did Not have a crush on her i just love her very much. but sometimes i feel like the analogy is the best way to explain#the intensity of the same thing with friendship you know#okay I'm just rambling at this point#yeah anyway#i feel guilty about saying shit like *just gals being pals* when i talk about fictional characters sometimes#because that is just like me. but in a friend way#aro stuff#i guess
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goddd zerxus’ success rate for backing a winning side is so shit. you’re 2 for 2, buddy. vecna isn’t a better bet than the literal lord of the hells
#little mister ''i can fix him'' back at it again#cringefail fallen first knight. pls i am begging for you to make the correct choice literally ever#he really went ALL IN like with the rhetoric and everything mr ‘i don’t believe in the having faith in a god’#clown music playing in the background#get thrown in the hells again. loser#critical role#vox machina#tlovm spoilers#tlovm#cr1#cr1 spoilers#zerxus ilerez#cr spoilers#the legend of vox machina#legend of vox machina#lovm#tlovm season 3
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Hmm I wonder who did this to the wiki.
#my cringefail loser girl deserves love#i haven't yet figured out what dikui's gender should be#feel free to give me some ideas#we can complete the weird gender nonsense these losers have going on#oh and her page isn't done yet#so if someone is willing to find images for her different outfits and describe her appearance#that would be great#su moting#god troubles me#hanhua riji#coffeejelly.txt
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this is mobile suit gundam ms igloo to me, this is what I hear every time oliver may does his sad little monologues at the end of each episode
#truly is. a wild show#a bunch of ps2 cutscenes abt the most cringefail loser fascists imaginable getting their asses kicked & exploding in space for 6 episodes#and god forbid oliver may learn a single lesson or even maybe quit his fucking job#ok i guess technically he has learned A Lesson by the end#it's just that the lesson he learned after having his leopards eating people's faces moment when he has to become the test pilot#is that actually weapons development is cool and good and all those dead test pilots died doing what they loved so it's fine#dreaming.txt#e watches gundam#uc gundam#gundam#gundam igloo
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there’s a place in the world for the angry young man
#you thought you could escape my billy joel mania just because this is a zuko art post??#think again#i babygirlified him HARD this time my god#had so much fun doing it though#mmmmm cheekbones#mmm moles#i adore him#my miserable little freak loser cringefail weirdo#(affectionate)#zuko atla#zuko#atla#avatar the last airbender#wiklm art!!
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kiss the rain away
Whatever it is Will is looking for, he seems to find, the corners of his mouth slowly turning upwards as he looks out the driver’s side window, past Mike’s head, before looking right back at him. “You know,” Will says, a little too evenly, “You parked next to Skull Rock.” And. Mike’s breath hitches. Oh, so it’s like that then.
It’s a rainy summer’s day when Mike kisses Will in (sort of) his car.
did someone say Byler fluff and humor, in the summer, swimming at Lover's Lake and being hounded by the rain? No, just me?
#byler#i did think i was real clever for the title not going to lie#summer break#byler fic#byler fluff#humor#mike wheeler is a cringefail loser#as the gods intended#its okay though#will is equally as cringefail we just dont get his pov#mike wheeler centric#fic#stranger things#will byers#mike wheeler#byler brainrot#my car motifs are really motifing#just wait for the other ones#it's a lot#rocket girl writes
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Phil: Can we not? Who is this? I SAW YOU! I saw you! Just a person with a bunch of numbers.
Phil picks a fight with God (01101100) on the QSMP [Part 1] || Part 2 || Part 3
Many people on the server have encountered this being, who usually appears in the form of a shapeless binary code, but Phil was the first to see it after looting an airship. If you've only seen it from other people's POV's it might seem like a very intimidating creature, but seeing Phil's interactions with it gave us an entirely different perspective.
#Philza#Phil#QSMP#Lore#QSMP god saga#Part 1 of ???#Stay tuned#Added arrows pointing them out because I legitimately did not see them until I was editing these clips#Everyone else: the binary monster is so scary!#Phil and Chat: the binary monster is so cringefail it died before it could even land a hit on us#Phil constantly being like :/ in the face of god / any deity entity will never not be frickin hysterical#anyways the binary name translates to 1 for anyone who's curious#[ALSO NO THIS IS NOT THE PROJECT I WAS TALKING ABOUT YESTERDAY]#I'm just checking to see how many people are online rn before posting lol#I was gonna say ''From Phil's POV they looked like a cringefail loser'' but that felt a bit mean#Edited#Portfolio
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ok so here's. ehre's the thing
there's a very funky rtoyalty au that me and wheeze have that's just called 'funky magic royalty au' where a whole bunch of characters are in weird places, despite it not being a swap or shift or switch au of any kind. but anyway i just realized i could add H!DS to it. so, in the spirit of the rest of the crack AU, i decided byte could be queen. and hohm y god she's so
don't worry about the spider that's just her familiar it's fine it's totally fine i don't know what you're worried about cmon it's just a little guy it's not like it's gonna earthbend you into the sun (probably)
i also forgot that gouge has a pet spider. so i'm going to now have to give gouge a larger spider of a different element
im working on the short essay of why this thing is a convoluted mess (affectionate), and maybe i'll drag the basics of the magic system out too. but right now i'm just being borderline incoherent and very gay and all of my attention is trained on the pretrty lady with none to spare for making sense
#this is related to the fic that autocorrect wanted to insert Gonzalo into#but like. tangentially.#same au. entirely different timeline#Horror!Dreamswap#H!DS Byte#Funky Magic Royalty AU#god shes so fucking#fuck#guh#there's new clothes again and that shawl is one of them. and it's perfect#she's getting another outfit btw. this is her formal wear but she's getting combat gear too#i just want to get my ass kicked and have her tilt my chin up and grin down at me because she knows i ain't getting back up#and then maybe take me home as a 'prisoner' but i'm cute and stupid and she decides she's just going to keep me. and i get kisses#scary queen is still scary but is much kinder and nicer and gentler with me. because i'm a special little guy and she likes me#maybe her advisor and personal guard will kiss me too...?#not sure about pluto since i look pretty feminine but the chances aren't 0. so maybe.#slash i think i could charm with my cringefail loser vibes if i do it right#i'm kidding ofc. i would not survive. but i can dream#will probably add the rest of the horror squad once i make them (including alt outfits. though pluto might be the only other one with one)
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kept getting recommended sparklecare art on Tumblr so I caved and read it. Uh anyways here's the silly oc i made for it!! Send help
#sparklecare#sparklecare hospital#sparklecare oc#my art#Hypnos stic#Me onmw to name my cos after gods of sleep#I'm so not used to using saturated colours#Help#Also good lord I'm gay for doom#I love cringefail men#So oc x cannon probably#And also the idea of some manipulative pretty boy seeing this touch starved loser and going “yep I want that one” is rlly funny to me
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#do you ever find someone so pretty that you want to puke#aaaaaaaaaagh#I can't even focus on what's happening plot-wise cause every 3 secs I'm having a gay panic over her#gods this woman still has such a goddamn hold on me wtf#I am such a cringefail queer loser sometimes#real clown hours#raee watches karrle tu bhi mohabbat#tag ramblings#for ts
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Head in FUCKING hands, Ms. Zucchini why are you so round. You better have just figured out how to break into where we stored the food 😭
#i gave Kini her birth control A DAY LATE#Kini i swear to god if you let STORM knock you up imma be so disappointed in you#girl hes a cringefail loser#you WILL be raising these kits alone#pokeblogging#irl pokemon#bela.txt
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I know. I know that Dazai was in the mafia as a teen. I know he was like this really just generally fucked up guy who wore that silly little eye bandage n all that. I'm not here to refute that. But in my mind. In my HEART. He had braces and. a lisp. his right side was filled with pimples from those dirty ass bandages and his skin was oily as shit. give that loser teen cringe NOW
#the way I just. stop caring about grammar half way through#this all being said i dont consider pimples or lisps cringe I just. think itd be so fucking funny to be in the middle of getting idk#killed or something and your killer is just this fucking fourteen-fifteen year old with a big unpopped zit on his chin#i also think there is very little more cringefail loser than canon dazai anyway#God bless that little freak#I hate him (affectionate)#dazai osamu#bsd dazai osamu#bsd#bungou stray dogs
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i wasnt that attached to alear/pandreo anyways
#mr gregory fire emblem i#i have feelings for u#god made me aroace bc my horrific taste in fictional men would be disastrous if real#ann gets engaged#to gregory#i havent actually had time to play any of the dlc today so im still on the second map but shhhsh#fe gregory#i dont think i’d ever actually have the heart to break up religionshipping but like#like hes#what do i do about that. i love cringefail goth losers
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musical beetletina lives in my mind like a rot. unnoticed and unliving until i see content about it and then BAM it invades my headspace for the next forever
#beetlejuice#beetlejuice musical#beetletina#musical beetletina#i love those dorks#theyre peak shipping content#cringefail loser boyfriend x absolute girlboss girlfriend??#GOD#let me COOK#i need more them content#immediately
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Oh my god I just realized all my self insert characters were boys
#i don't think i realized before they were self inserts really??#i would just make my girl characters super pretty and super cool and super based on my crushes#and then their boyfriends would be cringefail losers who were just like me#god i was transhet this whole time huh
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just had a bombshell revelation that has to do with film noirs and crowley showing up with the name anthony in the 1940s … fucker went and saw scarface (1932) multiple times didn’t he
#bombshell revelation to me only (crowley and film noir enjoyer)#i CANNOT believe his cringe loser ass . he TOTALLY would do this#exactly the type of mf to enjoy crime films yet never have fired a gun before#like . sure . he on a whim decided to be trans and add another name to the list .#but why anthony ‘tony’ huh . in the era of film noirs and crime flicks . HUH .#god i love him . never stop being a trans cringefail you beautiful demon#jay rambles
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