#god i love this shit. i love fucked up gt

[so-very-small]

I have been thinking. In your professional opinion. Do you think hannibal lecter would view borrowers as hors d’oeuvres or would he respect them. Like it all comes down to whether he views borrowing as stealing or as an understandable necessity for them, right? Maybe it rather comes down to whether they abide by the rule of only taking what won’t be missed. Maybe he can even empathize with them for having to keep himself hidden, metaphorically or otherwise. Anyway, i’ve been thinking about how fucked up it would be to be a borrower in hannibal’s house. He’d probably notice, right.. what if you had to choose between borrowing human meat or starving. So sorry for this ask bro

NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR CANNIBALISM IN MY ASK. THIS IS MY JAMMMMM

I think you’re definitely right, Hannibal would respect borrowers as long as they respect him. His whole thing is hating the rude, but it’s not rude to try to survive. As long as they only take whats needed, don’t make a mess, and don’t cause problems with the FBI, I feel like he wouldn’t mind one in his house. He’d probably even enjoy the tiny ‘audience’.

He might even use it to his advantage, imagine if like, Will caught a glimpse of the borrower. Hannibal would deffo use that as a way to gaslight Will further, tiny people don’t exist Will, you’re going insane! Maybe if Hannibal was even on good terms with the borrower, they could even have them actively talk to Will and make him feel insane - maybe the borrower either works with Hannibal bc that’s their food ticket, or they’re being manipulated too.

It’s also be awful to have to borrow human meat to survive, especially if the borrower had no clue it was human in the beginning. But I’m also thinking of like, what if the borrower was cool with it? They aren’t a human, is it actually cannibalism? No other borrower has likely ever eaten human meat before- how could one even kill a human much less butcher it? Isn’t there something a little tantalizing about getting to eat your biggest predator? I think it’d be so neat if the borrower was a little freak about all of this, just as much as Will and Hanni

god thank you for this ask anon i WILL be rotating borrower cannibalism in my head all day (pos) <3

[ey-there-little-guy]

hmmm thinking of,,, this g/t spin on a fic idea i had. might just stay a concept but... god AU c!tntduo with god of the moon g!wilbur and t!quackity who's fiances left him. very heartbroken very angry just speaking his woes to the night sky like he's been prone to.

and g!wilbur up there in the sky, having listened to every rant listening to this one with a dreamy sigh like "i could make him better".

Tommy (fellow god of the sun) would pop in with something like "if anything, you'd probably make each other worse." or "oh my gods Wil you're such a wierdo— just go talk to him already if you're gonna be like this again, you're holding up my fucking sunrise."

quackity was not expecting, the night after his broken engagement, for the god of the moon to show up outside his balcony over 50 feet tall to... ask him out? is that what's happening??? what the fuck do you mean you've been listening to me—

so. yeah there's a few issues, these guys have problems, but it'd probably be funny.

[gayhotpriests]

a little tip for people who want to write a bit of spanish into their buddie fics:

querido = dear, not really common as a pet name nowadays unless you're like. a grandma

mi amor = my love, people also use just 'amor' and its probably the most common petname

other cute petnames in spanish include: mi cielo/cielito, mi vida, bebé, cariño (also used by older people), and others depending of the country, you can look that up.

boyfriend = novio, but there's a lot of different slang to mean that kind of relationship, look it up too.

do Not translate holy shit as 'santa mierda', that's not actually a thing! i've seen it too many times and. no. please.

fuck = joder, but it's more commonly used in spain than in latinoamerica. also since it's a verb it has conjugations and shit (ie. dont fuck with me = no me jodas, fucking sexy = jodidamente sexy). it can also be translated as 'maldito/a' depending on the context, like an insult (ie. fucking idiot = maldito idiota).

fuck as an exclamation of frustration can be translated to 'la concha de tu madre!' (your mother's cunt), conveys same feeling as screaming out 'fuck!' hkajsjsk used in various countries.

to fuck/have sex = coger, follar (also most common in spain but i've heard other latinos use it, not where i live though). there's a lot of slang in this too.

nieto = grandson yes, but abuelas dont really call you nieto all the time, they use petnames or nicknames(?) it's really common to have a special nickname only your family uses, like eddito in eddie's case. i would have her and pepa call him eddito instead of nieto or sobrino (nephew)

gringo = person from europe/usa. or just mostly white and/or blond people. can be used as a descriptor or as an insult, it really does depend on context and intention. my abuela calls my boyfriend gringo as a nickname, because he has light colored hair and eyes, but it's not mean-spirited, it's like, with love haha.

other phrases abuelas use: ay virgencita! (refering to the virgin mary, exclamation), señor dame paciencia/fuerza (lord give me patience/strenght, it's literally this 🙄 feeling for grandmas), ay dios mío señor (oh lord, oh my god).

on that note, it's more common to say 'dios mio' or 'ay dios' than just 'dios', when trying to translate 'god/oh god', as an exasperated exclamation or in smut.

that's all i can remember for now! pls latinx side of the 911 fandom add whatever you might find useful. i'm really tired of seeing people butchering the language because they only use GT and dont bother to check it it's right.

[cloverlink]

/chin on hands I would like to hear about Jak X and why it's your favorite! If you're up for it/don't mind.

OMG YES *OPENS PANDORA'S BOX*

sO I played this game when I was like 8-9-10 y/o. I met the saga through The Lost Frontier lmao but my English was very bad so I couldn't play much of the game and sent my dad to change it. iirc, the game he came back with was Jak X, if not then I got it another time I went to the store and said "surprise me".

since I had tried googling about TLF to help me pass the game, I got familiarized with the rest of the games as well. I had a (very) vague idea of the story through amvs and fanmade content. so then I got to play the game, the story was much shorter cuz it was only one game, and the playing mechanics were basically Mario kart (which I had played a lot previously) so I had a way easier time understanding things. I guess that made me closer to this game in particular. Also I asked the store for the main trilogy but they could never get them.

Plus I actually replayed it a dozen times cause of the fucking save file corruption bug, it was years of frustration cause I could never reach the end of the game without losing my progress. I eventually got a second memory card and tried again, this time with a strategy of cloning the save on each card. But by that time I had already watched the cutscenes on YouTube cause I genuinely thought I could never do it on my own. Still, getting to finish the game was like a life goal being achieved

Tldr years long frustration + learning to like bad guys lmao

NOW since I was a small kid I haTED Mizo's crew with a passion cause they were evil bad guys and that was all I could see. I had a special hate spot for Razer and UR-86. And the fact that I couldn't beat the game felt like they were winning against me and I was failing to save Jak's team from the poison. But then puberty hit and I admitted to myself that I had a crush on Razer LMAO and I became Mizo's crew #1 fanboy. Before I realized I was thinking of backstories, headcanons, ships, self inserting myself on the team or as their rival who ends up warming up to them

I got to play the other games when I was 15 (it was around this time that I got to beat Jak x too) and that made me appreciate X even more because they really didn't need to go THAT HARD yet they did!!! and I'm so glad!!!! It gave us more time with Jak + a different side to him, a lot of depth in world building, character development for Keira (I had very protective parents so I feel her) AND THEY FINALLY KISSED OMG TOOK YOU BOTH DUMMIES LONG ENOUGH + that plot wist with GT and then the Rayn one at the very end holy shit

IT'S JUST SUCH A MASTERPIECE SORRY THIS IS SO LONG

now a lil on my love for the baddies: we get literally zero stuff from them except for Mizo's daddy issues and Razer's sassyness so this part is mostly me going full delulu. Most of my attention at first was on Razer obviously and I always love/hated him, I feel like I wouldn't stand him but God he's so cool. Then one day I randomly started adoring Shiv?? I just thought he'd be such a chill guy and started picturing us as besties??? Edge I feel would be Shiv's kinda close friend, we see them together most of the time they have in X after all. And then Cutter's the most reserved one, I picture him being actually really sweet but you Have To Get There.

Now I need to draw my self insert so bad omgggg

Also I can recite the Spanish version of the opening scene by heart

OK THAT GOT LONG ENOUGH thank you so much for asking I loved writing all this and would love to hear your thoughts on the game (⁠ʃ⁠ƪ⁠＾⁠3⁠＾⁠）

[dballzposting]

im so honored you liked my goten and xv2 trunks gt trunks malding comic. i just want to let you know i enjoy your posts a lot i think about a select few of them a lot (examples: what do you think they're talking about, goten's un-circumcision wish, gohan asks goten if chiccolo is real and dies). i didnt actually know xenoverse comics existed my friends and i just played xv2 a bit so reading it will give good crumbs to feed me.

im thinking of making a sequel to my comic but im also wondering would it be better if gt trunks gets together with anyone (time patrol goten? an oc?) or is he doomed to a life alone. at first it was funny to see him be alone but now it's a bit sad. just a thought to add onto a simple thanks.

- I freaking love da comic it is so funny & I'm so glad it exists.

- Those are some good god damn posts you mentioned NGL I'm glad that theyve had an impact

- I barely know what xenoverse is. I forgot it was a video game. I only read a little so that I could see Goten . Similar boat here

- Well at some point the Time Patrol will have to disband becazue their work will be done. And Future Trunks will go back home to his mommy and dead Gohan. And Goten will go back home to his various girlfriend prospects. And then eventually Goten and Trunks starts a dojo. So I'm not really worried about Trunks. He'll be forever alone bc hes afraid of women but it ok bc Goten is there.

- In the meantime Goten & Future Trunks can fucking party.

I feel like F Trunks hasnt had many opportunities to Be Himself or Chill Out and shit like that. He was always doing what he could to meet certain expectations of strength and character. He's lived a solid life but also he had never ever even came close to having the opportunity to rest his chin on the handle of his sword and say some bullshit bc his brain isnt working and then fall over bc his legs stopped working. Like I feel like he hinself cant even parse his body's motivations here. It's just responding this way. It just found something appealing in that Son Goten fellow. May have been Goten's enthusiasm with meeting him. May have been how he shows up already with so much love to give. May have been when they were peeing together and Goten had the audacity to look and look and lean over and LOOK and eventually say "So how is it that your circumcised?" and Future Trunks was so put off that he stopped peeing in response.

I mean GT Trunks can be forever alone it fits him fine. Seems thematically appropriate. Or yknow an oc is fine if that's what your heart desires ... or Palace.

THANK YOU !!!

[woweekazow33]

CW AND TW: sh, angst, and Grim generally being a bitch

Your name is Grim Balinsky, and you just majorly fucked up. You are a freshly thirteen year old girl, standing in front of the person you loathed most, Evie Cooper. You would indeed call yourself a Bitch, but you wore that tag with pride. Your auntie always said that Bitches were hot, and thats what you believed your entire life. Yet you dont exactly realize that being a bitch isn't that great.

''Excuse... Excuse me?'' Evie said, in a faux warning tone that cut off your infant monologue.

''You heard me. At least when I put my wrists to a barcode machine they dont count me as laundry detergent from isle 9.'' You glared at her as you repeated your former sentence, watching her face fall as she realizes what you meant.

''Oh... Oh my god!'' Evie gasped, suddenly gripping at her sleeves. It was obvious, she never wore anything else but that stupid hoodie. It was tacky, just like her stupid snake obsession. ''You... You fucking bitch!'' You giggled, you loved getting called a bitch, it made you feel... Powerful. You then remembered people were watching, and you sighed.

''Listen, if I were you...'' You paused dramatically before leaning in and whispering, ''I would just shoot my brains out already.'' And then you left, hearing the whispers and shaky breaths fade as you left the room.

~

Your name is Evie Cooper, and you.. don’t know what to do. You are a freshly thirteen year old girl, standing in front of the person you thought you were pretty good friends with, Grim Balinsky.

''Excuse... Excuse me?'' you said, not quite understanding grim’s comment, you had never been the brightest

''You heard me. At least when I put my wrists to a barcode machine they dont count me as laundry detergent from isle 9.'' She repeated, glaring what felt like a hundred daggers into you. Your face dropped immediately as you realized what she meant…

''Oh... Oh my god!'' You gasped, suddenly gripping at your sleeves. The sleeves of your favorite hood. It had a snake on the front to go with your obsession, an obsession Grim called tacky.. and maybe it was, but what did you care. ''You... You fucking bitch!'' Was all you could think to say… and then, she giggled, she fucking giggled. You didn’t know it was possible to be this angry, you didn’t know what to do you were just so angry. With all these people watching... honestly what could you do?? All you know is you didn’t want to cry.. you wouldn’t cry, you couldn’t let her win.

''Listen, if I were you...'' She paused dramatically before leaning in and whispering, ''I would just shoot my brains out already.'' And then she left. She left you in a crowd full of people. people who would try to console you, then whisper and gossip behind your back. You stopped talking to Grim after that..

~

Your name is Tobi Harris, and you are indifferent about the situation. You are a freshly thirteen-year-old child who doesn't know how to reply to what snakeLord or glamorousAgitator is yapping about.

This agitating, annoying, bothersome, prick was going on and on about what she did to snakeLord. Grim apparently told her to end it all. You sigh watching the chat logs slowly be filled by her stupid rant. You could never understand why she thought being scum was cool.

gA: BRO!! evie is so annoying

gA: i like

gA: met up with them during lunch, y'kno

gA: n then

gA: i saw their... y'kno

gA: and like

gA: i had 2 call it out!!!

gT: their what

gA: their!!! y'kno!! scars..!!!

gA: no one needs to see that!!

gT: damn

gA: and then guess what i told them!!

gT: what

gA: I said, wurd for wurd...

gA: ''You heard me. At least when I put my wrists to a barcode machine they dont count me as laundry detergent from isle 9.''

gA: and then!!

gA: ''Listen, if I were you. I would just shoot my brains out already.''

gT: wow so cool and quirky

gA: IKR!!! I just cant get their face out of my head!! LMAO!!!

gA: she looked so stupid, abt to cry n shit!!

Switching to the tab with snakeLords conversation to silence the constant pings. Evie was blabbering about how much of a bitch glamorousAgitator is. did you really care? No, but any side is better than Grims.

SL: TOBO

SL: I

Sl: TOBI

SL: HELP??

SL: I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF I THINK

GT: what are you yapping about

SL: UH

SL: i’m gonna turn off my caps..

SL: so like-

SL: uhm

GT: spit it the fuck out

SL: GRIM

SL: IS FUCKING

SL: MAKING ME UPSET

SL: what am i supposed to- HOW DO I RESPOND??

GT: seriously what are you yapping about

SL: basically they like

SL: geeze.. how do i even explain

SL: she just like- IN FRONT OF EVERYONE

SL: so much things- basically just OUTING ME dor

GT: dor

SL: shhhhh…

SL: FOR like

SL: then they told me to like- kms BASICALLY

SL: AND THEY WERE GIGGLING

SL: GIGHLING!!!!

SL: after she said my arms looked like barcodes

SL: IN FRONT OF PEOPLE

SL: i thought this was all for shits anf giggles

GT: WHAT.

SL: i think

SL: maybe

SL: grim might not like me

SL: BUT WHY ARE THEY SUCH

SL: why are they so mean and they like- they ENJOY BEFING A BITCH

GT: language

SL: i think

SL: i’m going to try and explain everything that happened..

SL: in ONE MESSAGE(ikr, shocker) to get it out of my system

GT: woah

SL: SO we were like- goofing around or at least i thought we were?? thinking back now they DEFIANTLY don’t like me.. but anyway we kinda were in an argument and just OUT OF NOWHERE she just fucking “At least when I put my wrists to a barcode machine they dont count me as laundry detergent from isle 9.'' and i called her a bitch because WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?? and you know what she does??? SHE GIGGLES. SHE FLIPPING GIGGLES(there i you cursed for you) AND JUST- then she leans in and tells me i should KILL MYSELF and just- walks off after that, leaving me with this crowd of onloolers.

SL: and that’s basically what happened

SL: i think now

SL: i’m going to sleep

You yawned, watching as Evie sent her last message. Instead of giving her the advice she wished for you got up and went to your kitchen. That BLT in the fridge was calling your name

~

I wrote for Grim Balinsky (both her pov and the pesterlog)

@terrifiedtrinket wrote for Evie Cooper (both her pov and the pesterlog)

@rainyswrld wrote for Tobi Harris

[zephyruswrites536]

Snow was my favorite character when I read Hunger Games. Do not yell, do not hurtle rocks of hate at me, I finally understand why. I’ve read Songbirds and Snakes and watched it.

Snow is posh and polished, he is a statue of respect and authority. That’s Jonah Magnus, that’s Gabriel(GO), that’s Stede(to a degree- Stede is not an ass), that’s Sherlock, that’s the Doctor. It’s a Poshness that only certain villains can accomplish, and most English characters are gifted with.

The backstory adds another level of respect and appreciation for Snow from me. I am not rich, and I am surrounded by rich people in the state I moved to from North Carolina(where I was raised). I went to a school where money was practically flung around, a donation to the school that wasn’t mandatory but very much suggested was almost 200 dollars. I understand Snow, not because I’m dirt poor and barely living off of my parents jobs, I understand being surrounded by people who can use money to get out of shit that deserve to face.

Snow and I also have a father that is extremely proud of his name, my father isn’t dead, neither is my mother but I understand wanting to live up to the expectations of your father. I have expectations also from my father just like snow who is expected to love up to his father’s name.

Snow doesn’t seem to quite understand to love correctly, just like me! He love bombs Lucy Gray(TO A DEGREE- SAVING SOMEONES LIFE BECAUSE YOU WANT TO IS HUMANE BUT ALSO ITS CORIOLANUS SNOW) and he is extremely possessive. Now I am not that extreme because I literally cannot find the way to love someone without completely throwing myself into Michael’s domain because I spiral(haha I’m funny).

Coriolanus is also the smartest person in his class and his makes sure that that is known, I am like that but not the smartest just pretty smart. He also helps his peers even if he despises them, and given I have Social Anxiety I am terrified to disappoint so I do that too.

Coriolanus also respects people on a level of perspective before becoming a peacemaker that’s commendable. Given the fact his father was killed and he had to SCAVENGE for food as a kid he is allowed some disrespect for the districts. He still respects them once they’re in the capital and he tries to get them an alright time, for his own sake but still.

That leads on to the fact that based on how he’s been treated for DECADES he wants to go as high as possible to help his family and to live up to his father’s name is understandable. I feel like that to a degree because I have constantly been put on high standards by my parents but also because I came from a poor town where GT was only for fourth and fifth graders and had no advanced classes and was IMMEDIATELY placed in an advanced class for math when I moved.

Anyways, all this to say, he has an inclination to make decisions for others on a whim that’ll it will help himself because he cares deeply for Tigress and his Grandma. Yknow who also acts on whims? Stede Bonnet. We love him- Ed teach, we love him too. Aziraphale??? Yes some of the fandom hate him, but I don’t. James and Sirius make A LOT of choices on whims at Hogwarts as the marauders- JONATHAN FUCKING SIMS MY GOD DONT GET ME STARTED- Trexel Geistman- woo-boy…

Anyways, thank you for listening. I love him, you can hate me for that, I’ll take it. 😀👍

[ashboilol]

My first post

Yo! I'm Ash.

What my blog covers: Stuff about Naruto (including Boruto), Harry Potter, Percy Jackson (even HOO).

My OTPs:

HP-

Snily - I think had Snape and Lily continued their friendship, their bond would deepen, hell maybe no Death Eaters for Snape

Romione - Simply beautiful, I love it :)

Dorlene - Meh, sounds fun

Anyone EXCEPT the Marauders x Snape - By this I only mean Snucius and Snucissa

Prongsfoot (platonic) - I'm neutral on James and dislike Sirius, but they are still good friends

Hinny - Same boat as Romione

Remadora - Remus wasn't forced to marry Tonks, he wanted to but felt she deserved better. Kinda like Snily, so obv I WILL ship it.

PJO-

Percabeth - Eh, amazing frenemies to lovers dynamic

Perachel - Controversial, yes, but they had chemistry. AND RACHEL ISN'T JUST A LOVE RIVAL FOR PERCY!

Leo x Calypso - At first it was a NOtp, but in the end it had potential, so yeah.

Jason x Piper - Piper standing up to Hercules pretty much sums up my reasons for liking this ship, I like the codependency.

Frank x Hazel - The Snily of PJO, but no falling out so their bond deepens.

Nico x Will - It's cute ig.

Naruto-

SasuSaku- In Boruto, not Naruto. In Naruto too much shit unfolded between them.

NaruHina - I like it, lots of chemistry.

MinaKushi - Pretty nice ship, also Kushina's temper issues are entertaining af (poor Minato lmao)

Jiraiya x Tsunade - Well, bc I like Jiraiya.

NOtps-

HP -

Jily - C'mon, imagine your best friend was being waterboarded and sexually assaulted, and the SAter tries to blackmail you into dating them, NO GOD PLEASE NO. Oh wait, James matured, let's give him an award 👏. NOT.

Wolfstar - Remus was used as a murder weapon, AND THIS SHIT IS CALLED BEAUTIFUL?! What the FUCK.

Any of the marauders x Snape - Why the FUCK would Snape ever want to date his tormentors? This ship emits more toxicity than Wolfstar.

Dramione - Jily but Golden Trio era. Ok, jokes aside, if you ship this get therapy. Would be better if Malferret AK'd Bella (ik he could not, just yell at her to stop you ferret) and saved the GT.

Drarry - Actaully, this guy loves Harry so much! C'mon, he legit wanted to hand Harry over to Voldy, how loving!

Any minor x adult ship - Yes, even ones involving Snape in them. As for Tomarry, you fuckers think Harry will willingly date the man who murdered his parents? Mfs.

PJO - Zero NOtps here. The ships that aren't my OTPs, I'm neutral on. Same with Naruto.

I will NOT include sex in any fics. Tho, I will write smut, fluff and angst.

Thank you for reading. Have a good day.

[silvermuffins]

Pokemon Scarlet LIveblog! Part 7! I think!

W ar still at war with my E ky. I haveee takeen down five gyms, three titans, and three bases.

I am in Montenevra. I am in Zapapico. I got th Auspicious Armor. I am back in Montenevra. Oh man th battle court here is so cool.

Into th gym! Jacq is here! I may not know MY treasure, but Fani sure knows hers! awww jacq.

mayb after th gym i'll go back and grab a surskit. i need to had south anyway. my kingdom for a functional e key oh my god i hope this isn't too illegible.

oh snap I'm opening for the MC of RIP hrself?! oh...wait it's just battling? oh. oh, double battles....eh. man this gym tst is a li'l dull huh. ?! LANI?! DO I HAVE A DOPPELGANGER?!

You doppelganger! You pale companion! Why do you mimic my lovesickness that tormented me here so long ago?!

.....or something I don't remember the old P2IS opening off the top of my head, it's been a minutee

oh yah Sotero is a permanent team member now

....WAIT. MC SLEDGE. AS IN *MC HAMMER*. i cannot-- i can't. i just can't.

(can't touch this, I mean)

sir that would have been slightly harder if you hadn't blow'd up your own pokemon

i feel like Ryme is going to decide I'm her daughter now

wish I could hear the concert :c OH WAIT. OH SHIT HELLO. oh this is fun oh my gosh!

OH MY GOD i can challeng her to a rap battle?! I WANNA MAKE HER WORK

aww :c and so this is a doubl battl too.

honstly i love Ryme. her rhythm could use work, but this is profssional pokemon - I was never gonna get BDG. I love that she's an older woman who raps, though? you break those norms!

OH MY GOSH PUPPY

i actually stratted that a little, despite the main strat being brute fucking force.

hi hassel- oh my gosh. hi. you should do that more often. Okay lt's go gt that Surskit! After a picnic with a confusing sandwich involving...cram cheese, potato salad, chrry tomato, cucumber, and pinapple....but i think i want bug ncounter powr so hmmm. mor sandwichs until I mak it work. goddammit i keep gtting catching powr: bug. I don't ned that. ugh mayb i'll mak a rcip, if i hav on.

FOUND ONE THAT DOES IT oh i still get to build the sammich...well I found a Ralts, I need on of those. Gooble. FOUND ONE. Urlai!

Okay now we can had south to Tulip. I have gotten distractd and oncee again fallen off a cliff. theere is a cav here, I wondr where it will takee me...most of the cavees I've been through haven't been good caves. gonna xplore.

HOLY SHIT DRAGONAIR lectic tera...wait since whn is Daya "Daya the Reliable Partner"?! Dragonair will b Savne. Bonus, Stabby th Qwilfish and Hoona th Finneon and Chapiesk th Luvdisc. Keku the Tynamo. Duchae the Skrelp.

found a guy trying to dlivr a pizza....poor man. Oh there's another stake in this cave! yoink. OKay whre the fuck am I now? The orchard?

map says thr's wild eevee here so time to encounter power normal....maks sense the basic bitch sammich would make for basic bitch pokemon. let's home it works. ....scrw it i hav objctives to complte.

Okay this cav gos to Alfornada but I won't mak it on foot...? thr's also a dtour down th cliff. Ther's also Deino! Named Compky now. Oh this is a decent cavee!

doodeedoo exploring Balto is finally evolving into Corviknight, so tim to swap out for Surskit. ...Oh I found my way to that beach. Man where do I find Veluza? Hembo is finally volving so I can mov on.

Mildly concernd that this town's name sounds like "all for nada"...and who the hell decideeed to found a town in such a difficult to reach place??? Wll, I made it!

The fuck ar you? OH w good I bet Capsakid bcoms you. aaaa nw POkmon hr. Urlai volvd so I can swap out for...Jigglypuff, i hav moon stones, and it'll b kirlia and ralts aftr this.

i think this is it for tonight though i nd to b at work in...ight hours and twnty minuts

[beef-brisket]

Lucifer and Husk were having a good conversation in the corner. How to find his contact. They decided it'll most likely be in Alastors main radio tower.

Angel: h-heeey, short king~

Lucifer smiled, he was glad to see Angel getting drunk for a good reason.

Lucifer: hey Angel, having fun?

Angel: ha! Y-yeah- best time, babe! But uh- w-we have an issue

Lucifer: and what's that?

Angel: fucking- Adam won't get o-off the pole

Lucifer looked over Angels shoulder who was nearly dying of laughter. And sure enough, Adam wasn't doing much pole dancing, but just trying to stand and swing around while holding two drinks in his lower hands.

Angel: i-i cant get him off-! An- I can get em off, Luci~

Lucifer: I'm sure you can Angel, I'll deal with Adam

Husk: and we should head to bed, hm?

Angel: alright, kitty~

Husk: I'm so proud of you, I want you to know that

Angel: i-im proud of you to, baby~

Their sweet moment gets interrupted by Adam screaming. Looking over, they see Lucifer trying to pull him off a pole. Angel couldn't stop laughing.

Angel: looks l-like short king- can't get him off, either!

After 10 very loud minutes, Lucifer managed to pull Adam off the pole.

Adam: whyss evythng moven?

Adam looks around and as their about to pass Angel and Husk, he gasps. Scaring everyone in the room.

Adam: Angel! Bitch!

Angel: heyy bitch-!

Adam grabbed Angels jaw pulling him towards him. Angel couldn't help but laugh and weakly try and bat him off.

Adam: youv gt such preddy eyesss~

Angel: that's the shweetest thing an-nyone has ever said to meh

Lucifer let go of Adam as he started crying and pulling Angel in for a hug.

Husk and Lucifer watched their partners hug and cry for nearly 20 minutes.

Opening Adams door, Lucifer careful guided him in.

Adam: G'NIIGHHT ANGEEEEEL!

Lucifer: Adam! He's two floors above you! Don't yell-!

Angel: NIIIGHT ADDAAAAM

Lucifer: oh my god- get inside!

With a huff, Lucifer threw Adam onto the bed, who was currently laughing.

Adam: y-youre so strong luuci- cnn I kss you?

Lucifer: no baby-

Adam starts crying: whhyyy

Lucifer: cause of your spit, Adam

Adam: I'll dry my mthh out then

Lucifer laughed as Adam held his mouth open.

Lucifer: stop it! Come on, let's get you undressed-

Adam: ooh~ yes pls babyy

Lucifer: and into something more comfortable!

It was a bit of an ordeal getting Adam dressed, he was real squirmy when he wanted to be. But finally, he was tucking him into bed.

Kissing him on top of the head, he couldn't help but gush over Adam, he looked adorable as he puffed up his fluff and blinked up at Lucifer.

Adam: love you, Luci~

Lucifer stood there in shock. Adam didn't even seem to notice what he said. He just rolled over, and tucked himself in more.

Lucifer: holy shit...

Moth!Adam having a nightmare! This takes place a few days after arriving in Hell.

@fanofstuff01 MOTH ADAM

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Charlie: Hey, dad? Could you go get Adam up? He's going to miss out on the group activity!

Lucifer: Honey, if he isn't even going to put I the effort, he shouldn't be here!

Charlie: dad- please, he's only just got here. This is a big change for him. Can you just go wake him?

Lucifer reluctantly agreed and made his way to Adams bedroom. Charlie put him on a floor that had no other members, thinking it would help him get use to things.

Arriving at Adam's door, Lucifer smiled. He decided to take the opportunity to scare Adam. It was almost Halloween, after all.

Lucifer walked softly to the top of Adam's bed. He could see his antennas flicking about. Ljcifer stood by his head for a few minutes, waiting for the perfect opportunity to scare him.

Adam: mm- no, stop... don't leave... please don't leave...

Lucifer chuckled. It must have been some popr winner in Heaven Adam was talking about.

Adam: L-Lu... please stay- pick me, please... don't leave... p-please choose me-

Lucifer stopped laughing and stared at the man. Oh... it was Eden he was having a nightmare about. Shit. He backed away as Adam started to thrash, his wings unfurling.

Lucifer had no idea no idea what to do. The poor guy even started crying. He decided to wake him up. Lucifer couldn't watch Adam cry and grip his blankets. It hurt too much.

Lucifer: Adam... ADAM-!

Lucifer reached over to shake his shoulder but jumped and teleported out of reach of Adam and his wings when Adam suddenly shot up, breathing hard.

Lucifer wasn't too familiar with Moth demons, he only knew of Valentino, and even then, he hadn't had many interactions with him, so he wasn't too sure how good Adams' eye slight was.

Adam: Luci...?

Lucifers eyes widened at the nickname- and the way Adam said it. It reminded him of Eden. Adam sounded so desperate and hopeful. Hopeful that Lucifer was there with him, that his nightmare wasn't true.

Lucifer wasn't sure if he wanted to say anything, he hadn't noticed him yet. That was until he noticed Adam looking around the room, eyes landing on Lucifer.

He felt like he should say something. So he waves and smiles, but just as he's about to say something, he heard Adam choke out a sob and bury his head in his hands, his lower arms wrapped around his thin torso.

Adam: t-thats right... you hate me... why would you be here...?

Lucifers heart broke. He didn't hate Adam. He was an asshole sometimes and a bastard for attacking his daughter, but he didn't hate him. He felt like he should, but he couldn't.

After a few minutes of crying, Adam tried to find his phone. Lucifer could see it on the side table, so he made the phone float in front of his hand. Adam didn't notice the magic, but found his phone. He squinted until his eyes were met with the bright light.

Adam grounded when he saw the time. He was really late now.

Adam: ...fuck it... they don't want me there, anyway... s-should have j-just stayed d-dead

Lucifer stood in the corner of Adam's room for 20 minutes. All he did was hug his pillow and cry. He could tell Adam was tired, but he couldn't fall back asleep.

He never knew how depressed Adam was. But then again, he'd never a good conversation with Adam since he got here. Lucifer really took the opportunity to get as much payback as possible now that he had a contract with him.

He wonders if all of this started when he called him an unlovable piece of shit, that not even the scumiest angels wanted. He knew he overstepped, judging by the look on his face and the lack of response.

For the next week, Lucifer stood in Adams room before he went to sleep and before he woke up. It was always the same: Adam would cry himself to sleep, and he'd have a nightmare about being abandoned and wake up shaking, covered in tears in the morning.

As Lucifer was in his room this night, he was hoping it would be different. Adam was with Angel for most of the day and seemed to be happier. But as soon as Adam sat on the edge of his bed, he knew it wasn't going to be a good night. It was actually about to get a lot worse.

Adam started crying as soon as he closed and locked his door. Fiddling with something in his pocket. Lucifer could see him playing with something as he sat on the edge of the bed.

It wasn't until Adam sat up straight that Lucifer saw it was the angelic needle Nifty originally used to kill him. Where the fuck did he find that!?

Lucifer really didn't plan to get involved when it came to his night watching, but Adam pressed the blade against his scar from the original attack, and start to push in far enough for his dark red blood to start welling up and running down his chest.

Lucifer: NO-!

Lucifer jumped into action. Snapping the blade out of his hands and placing it in Lucifer's hands.

Adam instantly jumped and looked around. Lucifer could see the pain in his big, golden eyes.

Adam: L-Luci-fer... Luci... ?

Lucifer couldn't bring himself to say anything as Adam looked around. He covered his mouth as he felt a tear fall. Adams eyes locked him his. Shit.

Adam: ...please...? Luci?

Lucifer squeezed his eyes shut.

Adam: Not even allowed to finish the job, huh...? I'm just g-giving them what they w-want...

He opened them slowly, and he heard the rustling of Adam's blankets.

That night was worse.

So much worse.

Lucifer has never seen Adam look so small even at his towering height of 11". Adam curled up, hugging a pillow as tightly as he can.

Adam cried to himself all night. He didn't fall asleep at all. Just cried and begged for Lucifer. For it all to end.

Lucifer finally learned how good Adams eye site was. Hed often looked directly at him but saw nothing.

All night, Lucifer just gripped the angelic blade and stood still all night, hoping Adam wouldn't hear his sobbing.

Dude my fucking heart 😭

Adam knew Lucifer was there, he had to be. Blades just don't evaporate out of your fucking hand.

Why couldn't he just let Adam die for good? Lucifer didn't even want him here, nobody did. Sure he started getting along well with Angel but big deal.

Other than height being a moth demon was fucking stupid. He could barely see! He even had to have the largest print enabled on his phone so he could see to use it.

Adam ran out of tears quickly, he was dehydrated from it and he wasn't exactly drinking water to put anything back.

Lucifer never wanted him, so why not just let Adam go? To torture him probably.

Oh look, Adam did still have some tears to cry.

[mars-ipan]

a good video essay changes a man

[marunalu]

Class 1A vs Deku arc literally undermined Deku's valid and noble reasons for leaving UA. Deku had trauma due to the war and had regrets about not being able to stop an incomplete Shigaraki. His fear of putting the people and his loved ones in danger after remembering what happened to Shoto, Bakutrash, Aizawa, GT, Nejire, Ryukyuu during the war was all the reasons he left UA. He already has lack of self worth due to being told worthless and useless and abused for 11yrs and when he became desperate to find Shigaraki it started to become worse with him not taking any breaks and all of this was before the encounter with Nagant . Watching Nagant explode and AFO's declaration only reinforced his fear and trauma and it's why he left all might. His state of mind became worse and he stopped caring about himself anymore.

However when class A arc started, all of his trauma, fear were thrown away. The arc painted Bakugou as innocent and an angel while blaming all might for Deku's lack of self worth when the person to really be blamed was Bakugou due to years of bullying, calling Deku useless and worthless, telling him to kill himself. The whole arc was a disgusting with Ochako and Iida agreeing with the trash when he mocked Deku. He also had the audacity to project himself on to Deku. Even Bakugou's apology was trash and Class A were just watching again. The most saddest part is that none of class A knows exactly what Bakugou did to Deku. They don't know that Deku's lack of not taking himself into account, his lack of self worth was a result of Bakugou's bullying, calling him useless and worthless. In the end the arc Undermined Deku's reason, his trauma and glorified his chief abuser.

The worst of it for me is what happened after Bakugou's apology which was narrative having Deku putting himself down and saying Class A were way ahead of him as Hero when they didn't do shit compared what Deku has done since the start. Then Deku Apologizes which was not necessary considering Deku was right to say they can't keep up. So what is Hori saying now? that Uraraka due her speech is a way better Hero than Deku? Bakugou is a better Hero than Deku ? Iida is a better Hero than Deku? Does Deku have to now learn on how to be a hero from class A when said class A didn't do anything compared what Deku has done?

Sorry for venting it's just i had High Hopes for the solo arc but am utterly disappointed with the story now. I understand Deku needs to share his burden with his friends but it should have been organic by making him realise that he Izuku (not Deku) matters and how much he means to them and that he can rely on them. Not by undermining his choices and reasons and especially not by putting him down.

Yeah the izuku solo/vigilantes arc had so much potential and hori did throw it out of the window! But honestly I think that was mostly his ex editors fault! Thanks god, that guy got replaced!

I agree with you and I understand why you feel so dissapointed and angry! I get why class a did what they did. They love izuku and wanted him back, but in my honest opinion they used - at least at first - the wrong methods. The 2 things that pissed me off the most, were first iida and ochako being SO FUCKING COLD to izuku at first and siding with bakugou, whos first action was to mock izuku again, when it was absolutely clear he wasnt in the right state and second, momo creating a fucking "asylum chair" they wanted to use to drug izuku and drag him back to ua against his will - she lost A LOT of my respect for her in that moment and I dont think she will ever win it back! I will not go into detail again, about everything wrong with bakugous apology! That whole abnormination of an apology was nothing more then the biggest insult to human intelligence and 95% of the fandom did eat that shit up!

[4shfur]

alitm was such a book idk if i can fit all my thoughts into one post im on mobile and it wont let me put the little red more things so this is your warning, i have the post tagged but still, be warned there are major spoilers for alitm

anyways i loved alitm this may not be a popular opinion but i thought it was amazing and a perfect end to the series. it fucking broke me oh my god. on one hand it was amazing writing and i loved it ON THE OTHER HAND WHY DID THEY HAVE TO MAKE IT THAT SAD.

bristlefrost im so sorry i ever said anything bad aboutyou you are the paragon of perfection, the best cat in the whole world and i hope they name 50 cats after you.

i want to imagine bristlefrosts death ended up sort of like the epilogue of firewing. she wont be in starclan but shes still there in spirit and shes always watching over the clans. i am 100% sure she knew that rootspring was willing to chabge clans for her, i think they both did and GODAMNIT THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN HAPPY AND HAD KITS. i have cried 5 times since i read it. her death scene was beautiful, so poetic and i loved it and i hated it. BUT THEY KEPT ON PILING ON THE GRIEF. its tearing me to shreds to think tht shes not even in starclan, she gave up her life, her spirit, and her future with rooyspring to save the clans and for that she has earned a place in my favorite warriors cats.

shadowsight also was great this book, im so happy about how everything was tied up at the end, i was worried the erins wouldnt do it but i thought it was great and im so glad shdowisght can just move on.

graystripes death was sad but also im so glad he gets to be with his family again, he and firestar were so gay this book. speaking of firestar im so glad they brought back his personality from the first arc. he kicked darkstripes ass and he kicked it good. im so glad they brought back how his main perosnality traits were 1. loved violence and 2. really fucking petty and nosy

also i am convinced. I AM CONVINCED. that the scene at the end where rootspring tries to reach bristlefrost and sees the image of them under a willow tree? and with their kits? and runjing through the forest? thats bristlefrost. it has to be. it cant just be a coincidence that she also imagined them under a willow tree, and with three kits, and running through the forest. it cannot be.

im sorta disappointed that snowtuft didnt get a proper death scene, but it was cool that we got to see other dark forest cats. i thought ashfur was a really great villain still, and i LOVED the scene where needletsil and violetshine beat the shit out of darktail. he totally deserved it.

im sad squirrelflight wasnt in the final battle though. the speech graystripe gave from her was great but also i think she shoulve given it herself.

im so happy theyre changing the code, its long overdue. i think the lesson of this book is that bristlefrost is the best and everyone should love her. she should have been on the cover. bramblestar barely even showed up

i loved her sacfrifice, it really was worth it and it was beautifully written, but also im getting way to worked up over this and im fucking miserable that shell never gt to see that it was her who saved the clans, it was her determination that inspired dark forest cats to fight on their side, and it was her loved with rootspring that encouraged them to change the code. shes so wonderful and i loved her so much. bristleforts is the only warrior cat ever.

over all 12/10 just for bristlefrost. i might follow up on this post

[thatonegaybastard]

mmpre for the same session

Grace of Time

"Graces gain no benefits or detriments related to their Aspect. They are associated with extreme highs and lows, either entirely avoiding their aspect or causing great destruction with it. They are assholes who won't stop teaching people to hack my damn code."

"Time players are in charge of timeline management, creating various doomed time clones and provide the ability to 'scratch' a failed session. They are chained to inevitability and as a result are associated with low free will offset by high minLuck and mobility . They know a lot about SBURB/SGRUB, usually through time shenanigans."

a grace pf time is most likely to fuck yoir session up. they might not do shiiit but they surw as hell will teach anyone they can HOW to fuck up your session. via tje fucking code. they will reign chaos and it will not be fuj. almosy like the opposite of a sscout of law imo

well mr.grace of time here sure fucking caused great destruction saye evem if i dont reme!ber shit well..... he fuvking gnosised4. amnd lets us res. he manages to manifest 50 clones of himself as registered players aactibely doing qjests and thwy all fall in lov.e with one specific one. and pester the scout of law about it. gT and sL are so silly goofy btw i love them

you could say This guy is why Hell Session is called Hell Session

god i should. make this the fuckimg sburbsim comic tbh i might just make at its own seperate thing

let me try and bullahit up a classpect interpretation based of purely my own assumption s

Scout of Law based on the way sburvsim describes it

"A Scout increases their own associated aspect and starts with very little of it. They give a boost to the positive parts of their Aspect, while reducing the damage from the negative parts. They know how to navigate their Aspect to avoid the pitfalls."

"Law players are associated with free will, sanity and inflexible movements. Law Players are capapble of banning OR requiring action in those around them, or themselves." law also immediately makes me think of AR..yknoe. tjat one exile.

basically we have a judge magical girl

this group of sburbsim charavters was made.to be very chaotic, so obviously there is not a lot of Law and Order fhere and this person here is the emforcer.of that. she is the order of this chaotic ass group and she makes sure of it . idont re!meber clewely but in Hell Session she really embodies it like i thinkshe Gnosis3d and made wveryone do a bunch of quests. she also showed law shit by godtiering herself

shes kinda likr the one thing keep this sessipn from COMPLETELY falling apart. it still ended.up.doing that though

thats my shitty interpretation

i should do a sburbsim session just scouts

i also imagine sshe has like mallet kind or something anf shes able to summon a giant version of those mallets you see judges have and en fuvking whack you with it

[elitehoe]

Houston AEW Dynamite + Rampage thoughts and reactions!!!

DYNAMITE

Samoa Joe vs Johnny Elite: JOHNNY ELITE AHHHHHHH as soon as we sat down he came out and we lost our shit like lost it fully I'm so happy about Johnny... I'm already planning matches out in my mind that I wanna see!! My brother and I knew Joe would win, but we still enjoyed Johnny's debut so damn much!! Hope Joe and Lethal have a match at DoN and end out this feud soon.

My nooj boi Rocky + best friends came out and I was probably the only one screaming in our section 🤦🏻‍♀️ ....

Matt and Matt's feral little brother feud is fucking coming *screaming at the top of my lungs* my brother isn't a Bucks stan like me so he was like ehh "hope they lose" 😂

CM PUNK 😭😭😭😭😭 I WAS SHAKING SO DAMN BAD WHEN CULT OF PERSONALITY CAME ON LIKE FULL ON SHAKING ALL MY PICS AND VIDS ARE SHIT CAUSE OF HOW BAD I WAS SHAKING

"ABORTION RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS" TSHIRT YESSSS MY PRO WOMEN + PRO CHOICE KING THANK YOU FOR THAT ❤️❤️ SENDING YOU LOVE

Konosuke Takeshita vs Hangman Adam Page: The second I was breathing the same air as CM Punk my brain went error 404. Then Konosuke came out and AHHHHHHH. HANGMAN IS EQUALLY AS PRETTY AS HE IS ON TV WOOOOOW HIS GEAR IN PERSON IS GORGEOUS!!! Babes I wanted to throttle myself into the ring and eat the pin so neither technically lost 😭. Konosuke did so damn good in that match and Hangman was darling as always!!!! My brother didn't know who Konosuke was, but he likes him now after that match! He was super impressed and I was so happy that he liked him!! We're both Hangy stans and were rooting for Hangy to win. So much more impressed with Konosuke after each match in AEW!! I also love that everyone else is loving him cause he deserves all of the love ok? Ok!!!

GTS FOR THE WIN 😳😳😳 HANGMAN BELOVED THAT WAS THE SEXIEST SHIT IVE EVER FUCKING SEEN 🥵 OH MY FUCKING GOD AND WHEN THEY CIRCLED AROUND EACH OTHER A BITCH ABOUT DIED

Also Houston fuck you and your CM Punk chants COWBOY SHIT ALL FUCKING DAY 😌😌😌

Swerve and Keith Lee vs Workhorsemen: The crowd reaction to Swerve and Keith 🤌🏻 IMMACULATE ENERGY IN THE ARENA. The match was great, the post match altercation *shaking in my seat* I was in the same room as Ricky Starks everyone shut up I'm having a moment!!! Christian my love if I wasn't with my brother I would've been acting a god damn fool over my favorite zaddy!! Fashion icon Hobbs 🥰 Jurassic Express entrance in person *chef's kiss* can't wait for the DoN match!! We knew Keith and Swerve were gonna fuck shit up!! Swerve's house and Bask In His Glory chants are 100/10 vibes!!!

Booing MJF in person was an astronomical vibe 100/10 will love to do again!!

Houston let his ass hear it tonight. Like damn he is sooooo good and I wanna cheer him, but I know he wouldn't really want me too cheer him so... Boo 👎🏻!

Wardlow 10 Lashes: I immediately went 😳😳😳 he came out shirtless let's start there bitch FROTHING AT THE MOUTH took every lash and FLEXXXING LAUGHING SMIRKING 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 Wardlow in person got to be the most beautiful man I've ever seen what the fuck babe you're sculpted by every god!!! They all legit took their time on the creation of Wardlow!! My brother is a Wardlow stan AHHHHHH I really won today!!! Also Wardlow tits in person 🥵

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP SHAWN SPEARS MEET MY ASS OUTSIDE YOU LITTLE BITCH WE NEED YO HAVE A LONG TALK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID TO WARDLOW 🤬🤬🤬

ROPPONGI VICE VS FTR DEEEEEAAAAD SOPH LOST FUNCTION EYES ROLLED TO THE BACK OF MY HEAD ALMOST MOANED THAT MATCH IS GONNA BANG SO FUCKING HARD 😩😩

Kyle O'Reilly vs Rey Fenix: 100/20 exceeded all my expectations. We were in absolute awe of this match start to finish!!! My brother wanted KOR to advance I wanted Fenix so we had a little sibling argument about this mid show and we chanted against each other.. Great vibes tbh.

KYLE O'REILLY VS ADAM COLE IN THE OWEN CUP FINAL TO COMPLETELY JUMPSTART THE FALL OF THE UNDISPUTED POLYCULE?!?!??! THE POSSIBILITIES OH MY FUCKING LORD I CANT WAIT FOR DON!!!!!!!

Also I would very much love to see reDRagon vs Lucha Brothers TK if you could fan service me that, that would be greatly appreciated k? K love you!! 💕

Regal and Jericho face to face confrontation: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP I GOT TO BREATHE THE SAME AIR AS HIS LORDSHIP WILLIAM REGAL LIFE IS COMPLETE I FEEL OKAY UNALIVING NOW *kidding of course 😶*

JON MOXLEY WAS IN THE SAME ROOM AS ME IM NEVER LETTING THAT GO 🥺🥺❤️❤️ also everyone who hates the wild thing theme fuck you that shit bangs!!!

When Eddie Santana and Ortiz popped up I legit forgot how to breathe my soul left my body and I know I was screaming but I wasn't coherent enough to actually hear myself screaming...

No Yoots cause he's in Japan for Best Of The Super Jr so 🥺 but 😆 I STILL GOT TO SEE MY BELOVED BLACKPOOL POLYCULE ❤️❤️

Fuck Chris Jericho that is all

WHAT chants for his lordship??!? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YALL?!?! This pissed me off tbh...

WHEN HE CALLED DANIEL GARCIA FLOWER I ALMOST DROPPED TO THE FUCKING FLOOR

TK should fan service me and book Bryan vs Eddie before DoN let them fight it out pls!!

BLACKPOOL POLYCULE VS JAS AT DoN GOD DAMN BITCH THAT IS GONNA BE A FUCKING TREAT!! Lowkey wanted the Stadium Stampede tho Mox baby that would've been legendary ok but I'm happy I'm getting the match either way soooo.. Yea..

Britt Baker vs Maki Itoh: We thought it would be Athena cause it was Houston... But I wasn't disappointed just sad cause I wanted my girl in aew. I adore the Joshi tho so Maki was a welcomed surprise for me!! Overall Maki and Britt had a great match!! Really interested in seeing what they're gonna do with Maki I've seen she's supposed to be in the states for a while!!

TONI TIME TONI TIME TONI TIME TONI TIME can confirm Toni Storm is just as gorgeous in person as she is on tv!!!

Schiavone ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Serena Deeb was talking her shit!!! When she called out Dustin AHHHHHHHHHHHH and slapped him TELL ME RIGHT NOW SHE WOULDN'T BE A PHENOMENAL ADDITION TO BCC SHE HAS A SLAPPING KINK LIKE THE WHOLE POLYCULE!!!!

THUNDER ROSA MY FUCKING BELOVED AEW WOMEN'S CHAMPION MI REINA LA MERA MERA MI CAMPEONA!!!!

Serena meet my ass outside for hurting Rosa 😤

No seriously Serena Deeb vs Thunder Rosa is gonna be a phenomenal ass match and I wouldn't mind them extending the feud after DoN!!!!

Also also also TK give me the mixed tag!! Rosa and Dustin vs Serena and partner of her choice GIVE IT TO ME NOOOOOOW ANTONY

Jeff Hardy vs Adam Cole: We had Adam winning due to Bucks interference... JEFFERY NERO HARDY I just about fainted seeing Jeff!! Hearing the Hardy Boyz song doing the lil dancey dance with Jeff *INCOHERENT SCREAMING* that was ASTRONOMICAL 1000/10 RECOMMEND. Adam attacking Jeff like the evil rat he is. Severe disappointment from both my brother and I when we didn't get Adam Cole's entrance... But Adam did fan service the crowd by doing baybay mid beating the shit out of Jeff xd so thank you rat babe ilysm ❤️❤️ !! Main event was too short for my liking 😩

BUCKS VS HARDYZ IS FUCKING COMING IM FROTHING AT THE FUCKING MOUTH IM SCREAMING DYING PASSING OUT SHITTING MYSELF TAKING A PUFF FROM MY INHALER

NICK JACKSON AND I BREATHED THE SAME AIR 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I GOT TO SEE MY BUCKY BOI'S OH MY GOD Y'ALL DONT UNDERSTAND HOW I FELT I WAS SHAKING LITERALLY SHAKING AND HYPERVENTILATING CAUSE I WAS SEEING MATT AND NICK MY FAVORITE BITCHY BABYGIRLS 💖💖

And yes besties Matt Jackson's hair is just as pretty in person as it is on tv 💖 I love my milf Matty J 💖

My brother does not like the Bucks so we had entirely different reactions 😂 he got happy once Darby and Sting came out tho so good for him I guess... I was too busy foaming at the mouth over Matt and Nick to really notice his reaction.

Also Nick Jackson's hair is also prettier in person than it is on tv like seriously I need the number to the person who dyes his hair!! !!

I GOT TO SEE MATTS PHAT ASS IN THOSE WHITE SHORTS 🥵🥵🥵 I SUPPORT NICK JACKSON WEARING PINK THOSE ARE MY RIGHTS 🥵🥵🥵

RAMPAGE

WHEN THE LIGHTS TURNED OFF FOR THE HOB ENTRANCE I PASSED AWAY SAW THE OTHER SIDE AND RESURRECTED HOLY SHIT

House of Black entrance in person is such a fucking experience I want you all to experience that!!!

House of Black vs Fuego Del Sol, 10 and Evil Uno: OH MY FUCKING LORD BRODY KING SEES FUEGO AND GOES 'I need to obligate this twink' HOLY SHIT BRODY DEMOLISHES FUEGO EVERY SINGLE TIME. Uno and Brody was HOSS AS FUCK holy shit MALAKAI BEING FUCKING MALAKAI AND ON MY GOD I WANTED TO PASS OUT. Also happy birthday spooky dutch daddy I love you 🖤 !!! Respectfully Mr Buddy Matthews sir all I was looking at was your TIDDIES those are the nicest TIDDIES I've ever fucking seen WOOOOW. Also Buddy did the CERO MIEDO AND I LOST ALL SANITY. MALAKAI I KNOW YOU DON'T WANT US TO OBJECTIFY YOU BUT HOLY MOTHER OF FUCKING CHRIST WAS I SALIVATING!!! Malakai looks fucking delicious in person. Hard to focus on the match when HOB was walking around looking beautiful as fuck. No but really we both wanted HOB to pick up the win and god damn we're we so in awe of this match!! It was amazing!! This was 1000% my holy shit match I was completely mesmerized!!!

WAKE THE FUCK UP WE'RE GETTING DEATH TRIANGLE VS HOUSE OF BLACK AT DOUBLE OR NOTHING BABES OH MY GOOOOOOD LORD

THE TOMBSTONE WITH THE HOUSE OF BLACK AND DOUBLE OR NOTHING CHIP GLORIOUS

Penta is 😍😍 Rey Fenix is 💖💖 PAC is 🥵🥵🥵 and Alex was there... No I'm kidding I love Alex ❤️

Shawn Spears vs Big Damo: Gonna be honest besties did not know who the fuck this was at first but then it finally clicked and I was like OOOOH OK. Didn't really care for this match... I wanted to see Shawn get his ass beat for what he did to Wardlow! I really liked Shawn's post match promo about Wardlow being Superman and him being the Giant Killer. That steel cage match next week is gonna be so fucking sick can't wait to see it!!!

DESTINATION UNKNOWN RUBY RUBY RUBY RUBY SOHO 😱😱😱😱 My brother LOOOOOVES Ruby and was wearing her shirt so he was so incredibly happy to see her and y'all know Ruby is my girl!!

Kris Statlander vs Red Velvet: We were both pulling for Kris!! GALACTIC ICON KRIS STATLANDER MY BELOVED I HOPE YOU HAVE FUN BEATING RED VELVET'S ASS OK LOVE YOU 💕💕 such a good ass match... However the crowd pissed me off cause they were chanting dumb shit during the match and it was so incredibly annoying!! Really killed my vibe 🙄🙄🙄 so happy Kris advanced tho!!

RUBY RUBY RUBY SOHO COMING TO KRIS STATS RESCUE AND ANNA JAY COMING TO RUBY'S RESCUE AHHHHHH I LOVE WOMEN 🥰🥰🥰

TK I'mma need you to run Anna Jay vs Jade Cargill back please and thank you kind sir GIVE IT TO ME!!!

Men of the Year promo: Wow this was the first time they didn't make me physically fucking nauseous... But can we please fucking end this feud and let Scorp have a good reign as TNT champ?!?? Also Scorp and Kaz please give us an SCU reunion at the California show!!!

HOOKHAUSEN WORKOUT VIDEO WAS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING GOLDEN I WAS GIGGLING LIKE A CHILD THAT VIDEO WAS EVERYTHING TO ME!!!! Also Tony Nese disrespectfully sir my eyes were on your tiddies and your tiddies are 🤤🤤 HOOKHAUSEN RIGHTS ARE MY RIGHTS

ITS TIME FOR THE MAIN EVENT AHHHHHHHHHH

Blackpool Polycule want another son together ❤️❤️ Dante baby come join the fam!! Matt basically said Dante needs a loving and peaceful life not one full of violence. Bryan says he loves peace and violence and that their first son is thriving in the violent but loving atmosphere of the polycule sooooo.... Matt is invalid as fuck and he will steal Dante!!! 😡 Added that last part myself that didn't really happen but like it could... So!!

WILLIAM REGAL ON COMMENTARY AHHHHHHH

Bryan Danielson and Jon Moxley vs Matt Sydal and Dante Martin: This was my brothers match of the night and that's totally valid cause it was fucking phenomenal. DANTE IN BLACKPOOL POLYCULE WHEN??!? I was on the edge of my sit all fucking match!! Ok ok ok so where we were sitting I had the best view on Mox back and y'all all know I'm a slut for that man's back 🥵🥵 also heel Bryan is beloved and I would let him do sadistic things... These were my internal thoughts as I was trying not to be a fucking menace in front of my bro, but like I should've cause he was practically begging for Hookhausen all night ... Anyways back to the match!! Air Dante is my fave Dante 😱😱😱 MOX UNALIVED MATT HOLY FUCK!!! BRYAN AND MOX WANT THIS CHILD SO BAD THEY'RE BEATING THE SHIT OUT MATT FOR HIM. We knew BCC would win but damn did we think Dante had the win at some points. You could 100% see that Dante got Bryan's Respect and Bryan was basically drafting the adoption papers in his head!!

Hopefully we see a knew BCC member soon or maybe not idk but I would love to see Dante in BCC since we couldn't get Daniel Garcia cause Jericho wanted him 🙄 .

Post match brawl OH MY GOD REGAL WAS FUCKING SHIT UP YOU GO KING!!! I WAS TOTALLY REACTING NORMAL TO THAT DEFINITELY NOT SCREAMING MY LUNGS OUT NOOO NEVER!! Eddie beloved he was fucking everyone up, my brother said and I quote "Eddie fights like he has actual real life beef with you" and that's so vaild cause he truly fights like his life depends on it. So much happened in this segment holy fuck it was exquisite!! 🤌🏻🤌🏻

Ok so Bryan's leg got stuck between the ramp and the ring during the brawl. Which TK needs to now abandon the whole ring and ramp connection cause they were trying to get him unstuck for like 10 minutes. Bryan looked like he was in a lot of pain and at first we thought it was part of the story, but Mox was pretty heated about it so... Once they finally got him unstuck, by pushing the ring away, Bryan got up and put his hands out to us to signal he was okay, which was relieving!!! He did limp away though and they continued the story as best as they could.... I don't know how much of this will be on tv since it was after the main event, so I wanted to fully recap it for y'all. I hope Bryan is okay and I'm sending him healing vibes ❤️❤️ !!

STUFF THAT HAPPENED BETWEEN SHOW BREAKS... KINDA IN ORDER... KINDA NOT...

Justin does not get enough credit for keeping the crowd into the show during the commercial breaks and show changes!!

This is my official I appreciate Justin Roberts statement cause I appreciate Justin Roberts!!! ❤️

Houston adored one of the I believe security or backstage people, his name was Bob ❤️ we love Bob and claimed him as ours! During breaks Justin had lots of fun with the crowd and Bob, Bob and his son Bob Jr also had a match... A best of 3 rock paper scissors match BOB WON AND IT WAS AWESOME!!

BOB CHANTS HOUSTON LOVES BOB ❤️

TK HAS BEEN SO ADORABLY AWKWARD AND I NEED HIM TO STOP BECAUSE I REFUSE TO FEEL THINGS FOR HIM I REFUSE I FUCKING REFUSE

The Lord and savior Antony Khan himself came out and was really cute and sweet nice and thanked us for being there. He also said he doesn't come out after every show but he had to cause we were being an awesome crowd 😂 TK babe we've seen the post show videos it's okay to admit you come out to thank the crowd!!! He said he loved the Houston energy and can't wait to be back again to deliver our great wrestling city more amazing wrestling!! Also went down a list of iconic wrestling matches that happened in Houston, that man is an actual wrestling sponge. I don't know how he remembers all of that shit but he does!!

King if you love us so much give us a PPV we proved tonight we would adore it, it was a packed crowd start to finish and the energy was electric TK... Love... Babe.... Antony... Give Houston a PPV soon... K that is all love you ❤️

THE ACCLAIMED AND THE ASS BOYS CAME OUT JUST BEFORE RAMPAGE STARTED

I've lived to see a Max Caster rap life is truly soooo fucking great byeeee I have a vid of his rap but my ugly ass voice is in the background 🙄

Austin and Colton mistaked us for Austin then Dallas and then Mr Ass himself Billy got it right also no Bowens which was 💔 but I've seen that his boyfriend confirmed that he had knee surgery so sending healing vibes and prayers to him!!! ❤️❤️

I adore the acclaimed and the Ass Boys ok ok ok

My brother was disappointed we didn't get to see Hookhausen and I was too... So when the Ass Boys came after Rampage to call out Danhausen for starting the Ass Boys stuff. WE FUCKING ACTED A WHOLE ASS FOOL FOR THIS STRAIGHT UP JUMPING UP AND DOWN SCREAMING FOR HOOKHAUSEN

They were ganging up on Danhausen CM PUNK CAME OUT AHHHHHHH THEN HOOOOOOOOK CAME OUT AHHHHHHHHHH they did their thing with the Ass Boys. Punk did GTS on Austin and Hook put Colton in Redrum which as they should cause no one hurts Danhausen and gets away with it!!! OH MY GOD CM PUNK EMPTIED OUT HIS WALLET FOR DANHAUSEN TO HAVE LOTS OF MONIES AND HOOK WANTED DANHAUSEN TO SHARE AND HE DID GIVE HOOK SOME OF HIS MONIES !!!!!!!! We lost our shit for that by the way like completely fucking lost our shit

FINAL THOUGHTS

And that was all babes overall 10000/10 experience holy fuck what a show start to finish god damn my ass was THRIVING the energy was IMMACULATE!! I truly can't wait for the next Houston show!! Also for this being my first ever wrestling show it was truly the greatest time ever and my brother had the best time. We talked all day about wrestling and like wow wow wow do we fucking ramble for hours! Also I do not have a voice after tonight. Wrestling social media is a toxic ass place, but actually being in the arena with wrestling fans is a special experience I promise you that babes!!! If aew is in your city 100% recommend you go!! Okkk I love y'all byeeee 💕💕 !!!

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3 and 11 for the DB asks?

OUGHHH AN ASK. THANK YUO... oh god oh jesus i typed So Much i have so many fucking things to say. im putting this shit under a read more. forgive me for my long opinions

3. List your top five favorite characters in order of how much you like them.

oh god it is so difficult to say who are my top favorite Dragon Ball characters. like literally one of the things i think this series does best is have a lot of REALLY fun and interesting characters.... i will try but just know that this list fluctuates heavily based on who im thinking about at the exact present moment and if you asked me at a different time i would probably give you a nearly totally different list

5. Cell - hes simultaneously one of the funniest and one of the scariest DBZ villains. truly he can do it all. also whether i like it or not i get gender envy from his original fucked up bug form so he gets points for that

4. King Kai - hmmmmmmmmmm i am thinking about King Kai right now i want to put him on the list. i feel like he doesnt get put on many favorites list and that's making me sad. so right now he goes on the list

3. Supreme Kai of Time - ive rambled about my thoughts on her on here before. girlboss. i want her to be even more mentally ill. i dont know if shes Supposed to actually be as fucked up as i tend to read her as but she should be

2. Future Trunks - man what do i even say here its goddamn Future Trunks everybody loves him hes aewsome

Bardock - i am listening to Solid State Scouter right now which is definitely biasing me to put him at the top. im not sure i'd put him at the very top normally though, i have really complicated feelings on him though and like i think hes at his ultimate best in the Bardock: Father of Goku special and dont really vibe as much with anything making him more straightforwardly Cool And Heroic. i like him best when he's ultimately doomed

honorable mentions: Puar. hes very silly and i love him but i am very aware the version of him that exists in my head is Not how he is written in canon (...and in canon he has like, No personality)

Z Broly isnt even a Dragon Ball character to me anymore hes like some kind of creature. hes so fucking funny to me what the fuck happened for him to be written this way.

Bio-Broly is barely even a character but. Slime Man..............

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11. Have you seen any of the films? If so, which one is your favorite?

i have seen nearly all of the z and super films except for Super Hero so far + Dragonball Evolution (obviously) though i havent seen any of the Dragon Ball/GT films and i haven't watched any of the weird obscure stuff like the bootleg live action movie or The Real 4D just yet.

DBS Broly is definitely imo unironically like. The Best out of everything ive seen, like its just fucking Good and i have no complaints about it that aren't petty personal taste fare.

HOWEVER. "yeah dbs broly is good" is like the most obvious take in the world so i think it would be more interesting to talk about the stuff i'd rank just below it in terms of attachment (in no particular order)

firstly i dont care what anyone says, Wrath of the Dragon was fucking good. it didn't feel like a Dragon Ball Z movie and also Goku had literally no place being the character to get the final blow in on Hirudegarn, but if you meet it where it's at it's a genuinely very enjoyable and INTERESTING movie. Tapion is such a neat character and after most of the 90s Z movies just feeling like mindless boss battles it is SUCH a breath of fresh air to get something that feels more character-driven

counting the TV Specials as movies here, its not like controversial to call History of Trunks a favorite lmao, its just plain good. AS FOR THE OTHER Z TV SPECIAL. i am fucking mentally ill about Bardock: Father of Goku. i did not care about Bardock (or really Saiyans much in general?) until i saw him get karmically tormented by psychic visions and die a futile death against his own boss. now im obsessed <3

the og Z Broly movie was honestly one of the most enjoyable of the 90s Z movies and i understand why it got so popular. however at the same time my perception of Z Broly has been warped so badly that everything to do with him is hilarious to me. ive watched too many Broly MADs (BTW Z Paragus is probably my favorite movie antagonist tbh. while im glad Super Paragus is still a sack of shit im a little sad he didnt get to have as much of an outright villainous role in DBS Broly. at least what actually happened to him was funny)

im stanning Bio-Broly because no one else will. honestly it genuinely wasnt that bad, i found it fun and honestly melting the Broly clone so he immediately stops looking liek broly is HILARIOUS to me. part of me considering it a favorite is just out of spite for people calling it the "worst" Z movie when fucking BROLY SECOND COMING came right before it.

AND. LASTLY. OBLIGATORY DRAGON BALL EVOLUTION. ITS NOT GOOD BUT. BUT. if you cant tell by my fucking url ive become weirdly attached to it. every single detail of that movie and the stuff surrounding it is FASCINATING to me. its like reached a point where i get genuinely excited when i see it acknowledged somewhere in a way thats not just "ugh remember this? lol" some sick part of me has even started to enjoy Geeko as a character just for how cringefail he is. btw the PSP game is unironically fun (its running on the Shin Budokai engine so of course it is but still). someone buy me the scary uncanny Enterbay DBE statues please

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thank you again for the ask!!!!!!!!!