#god i hate marvel😂

[sunflowersinheaven]

literal death asking agatha "why dont you want me?" and then crying after their kiss... twice (!) is gonna be my roman empire

[bigbuffjoonie]

I am floored. Wow. What a finale!! Now that’s what I call stranger danger lmao! I have never seen the show it was inspired from so I really had no idea what to expect! This was an amazing suspenseful journey. Thank you so much for your work! I loved reading it! 💖

Strangers (Chapter Ten)

Strangers from Hell AU

Series Masterlist

pairing: ot7 x reader

genre: yandere, horror/thriller

word count: 6.7k

warnings (lmk if i missed anything!): unreliable narrator, murder, mature themes, minor character death, obsessive/possessive behavior, emotional manipulation, stalking, bullying, violence against women, blood and injuries, mc has some self-deprecating thoughts, mc is lowkey in denial.

The day stretched on for what felt like hours but in reality was only about two before the sun had finally begun to set. The weather had been so weird, bright and sunny despite the dark clouds looming in the background. Something told you that the storm you sensed coming previously was finally about to arrive - just in time, too.

You had stared out the window of the hotel as Nayeon paced on the floor in front of the bed. She had been mumbling things here and there, reaching for her phone a few times before ultimately changing her mind. She didn’t like to be out of control of the situation, that much you could tell. You had never seen your best friend so stressed - not even during exam week - and you have to admit you didn’t like it. She had always been so sure of herself for as long as you had known her. If anything, this just emphasized the seriousness of the situation.

You’re sure you probably looked too blasé about the situation, a blank expression on your face as you rested your head on your knees. The truth was you just felt numb, having gone through so many emotions these past days already. This past month had taken a tremendous toll on you, the lack of sleep and stress finally catching up to you. You had no idea what the outcome would be after tonight but you found it hard to care. Jail almost sounded better than whatever awaited you both at the residence, but you weren’t exactly ready to go running to the police station right now anyway. Besides, you didn’t want to find out what Namjoon would do if you went against his wishes.

“Fuck it, I’m calling them.” Nayeon finally broke, picking her phone up off the bed and swiping at it.

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[fawcetttweets]

Please do NOT stop the pig migration storyline! I am invested in it now 😂

Automatic Response (PM5)

Things are heating up… I’m a bit rusty on my knowledge about the whole ACAB thing because my memory sucks and I can barely retain thoughts for more than few minutes but I’m gonna try my best! I’ll try not to get too serious or upsetting but some JL members are, were, or work closely with cops and won’t really agree right away. They’re gonna have some off screen and on screen talks about it and be forced to do research into it! Forcibly Acabing my blorbos. Shooting them straight in the face with my woke-beam.

THE NEXT LINES ARE NON CANON:

Batman: this is going to be a PR nightmare

Marvel: The only PR I care about is Police Reform. Or preferably, abolishment.

Nightwing: so you hate me?

Marvel: Oh! I didn’t know you were a cop, sorry!

Nightwing: Oh thank god, I thought you’d want to stop being friends with me.

Marvel: oh, I do. I meant that I’m sorry for ever treating you like a friend and stringing you along, not for the whole ACAB thing. You’re A C which also means your A B :)

Nightwing: D:

Non canon because that’s too mean for my sweet baby boy (at least in Marvel form) and Nightwing isn’t a cop anymore.

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[strongheartneteyam]

Get your shit together so I can love you.

Pairing: human!jake sully x female!human!reader

CW: angsty, so angsty, established relationship, MIGHT BE TRIGGERING for some audiences, disabled person feeling insecure about their body, fluff, crying, yelling, cursing, sexual language, hurt, comfort, sexual content, mentions of sexual fluids, foreplay, mentions of fingering, jake touching reader's pussy. Please, tell me if I'm missing something 🥲

Author's note: This AU is set on 2009. Jake is just a regular 24 year old former marine who ended up losing the movement of his legs permanently after an unfortunate accident that happened while he was fighting for his country, amidst a terrible, unforgiving war. The reader is a 21 year old regular human girl. There is no sci-fi or aliens involved. I totally understand if it's not your cup of tea as it's almost not canon at all to the Avatar Universe. I guess I just kept most stuff canon to Jake as a character. As I said, it's an AU. Just call me Miss Marvel and call this a version of Jake that exists somewhere in the wide multiverse 😂 guys I'm way too sleepy and exhausted that I'm starting to sound a bit drunk... gonna shut my piehole up now. I hope you guys like it. ✨ I need to sleep ughhh ✨

Not proofread. Sorry, my babies, momma is always too tired n running low on time.

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I tapped on your window on your darkest night

The shape of you was jagged and weak

There was nowhere for me to stay, but I stayed anyway

You fire off missiles 'cause you hate yourself

But do you know you're demolishing me?

And then you squeeze my hand as I'm about to leave

Renegade (Big Red Machine feat Taylor Swift)

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You walked to your boyfriend's house, watching the starry dark sky above. It was a full moon night, its pale light bathing your skin as you thought about how you missed Jake. You had just gotten back from a family trip yesterday and hadn't had time to go over to Jake's house to see him yet. You were so anxious to see his face again that you didn't even bother to call him to let him know you were about to come over.

When you got there, as soon as you opened the door with the copy of the keys Jake had given to you, you saw a miserable looking man sitting on a wheelchair, staring at the wall, eating a burger and fries and drinking beer. You swore to God one day you'd slap his hand and tell him to eat healthier. He ate junk food and drank way too much. His face was grumpy and a little sad at the same time. But it was your Jake. It didn't matter to you that he always looked like he was done with everything, he was so freaking handsome and charming, so, you could get past his moodiness. At the end of the day, you loved him so very deeply it made you feel like there was not enough space for so much love inside your body.

"Hey, babyyy!" You say, locking the door behind you "Sorry for not calling before coming over. I'm gonna stay the night, okay? I missed you so much..." You walked towards Jake and kissed his warm cheek, leaving the keys on a piece of furniture nearby

"Hi, baby. I missed you like crazy. I'm so glad my girlfriend is back here with me." He smiled at you. That was the first time he smiled, in a truly happy way, that night. You were the light of his life, he always felt better when you were around. He had missed you like a mad man, especially at night, when he looked at pictures of you/the both of you together on his black laptop. "And I gave you the keys for a reason. No need to say sorry. It's not like I go out on Wednesday evenings anyway.. Or any night of the week" He laughed in sarcasm. "I'm always here at this time." You laughed a bit and he took another bite of his burger

"I'm gonna take a quick shower, ok? Be right back" you said loudly as you walked to the bathroom

The day you and Jake had decided to be in a serious relationship, after you let the words "I love you" slip off of your mouth, by accident (you didn't even know if he crushed back on you, let alone reciprocating your feelings), Jake was so insecure, thinking you were just playing him, that it took him one week after that happened to finally say "I love you" back. You were getting sadder and more impatient as time passed. When he finally did, it was through texting. When you saw the message in your cellphone screen, your heart raced like a wild horse in a big forest.

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Later that night, you and Jake were cuddling, half sitting, half laying on the couch. Jake watched a movie on the television as you tried to read a book. But your attention span was equal to zero. You felt your boyfriend's warmth beneath your body, so comforting, so inviting. You wanted him so bad. You two had been together for almost one year and no sex had ever happened. You were starting to think that maybe he didn't find you that attractive, after all. That thought was like a rusted knife digging into your heart.

You closed your book since you couldn't go past the same sentence you were reading and re-reading all over again, too many times.

You moved your body from where it was and sat on top of Jake's legs, straddling his lap, taking him by surprise. He looked at you wondering why you suddenly gave up on your book if you had been bugging him for months about how bad you wanted to read it, but, you preferred reading a physical copy, as you told him, so he bought a copy for you that he found on sale just so you could stop talking to him about the same thing over and over. But he was actually just kidding, inside his own mind. He bought it for you because he knew you were gonna get really excited, just like a little child, and thank him by showering him with kisses. He loved being kissed by his pretty girlfriend.

"The book wasn't interesting enough, babe? Weren't you dying to read it?" He chuckled and then smiled, placing his big, warm hands on your thighs, making the small, thin hairs of that part of your body stand on end

"I just can't concentrate right now. That's all..."

"Is everything alright?" He noticed the angst in your expression

"Jake... We've been together for almost one year now, and... we haven't had sex yet. Don't you... don't you feel the need to do it with me? Do you still feel attracted to me? Why do you never try to initiate anything other than kisses and caresses? You've never even tried to touch my boobs... and you told me you loved them, over texting"

"Wait, slow down a bit" Jake asked of you and you stopped to breathe a little "Of course I feel attracted to you." He put a small lock of your hair behind your ear, so he could see your beautiful face better "I want you so bad... so fucking bad, you got no idea, girl. You drive me insane, my girl. I can't resist you when you're sitting on my lap like this" He caressed your face softly, light blue eyes staring at your own

"Then don't. Don't resist me. You don't have to. You just have to let me kiss you and touch you and show you how wet you make me, without even doing anything crazy, just by touching my skin like this and letting me sit on your lap."

"Baby, I...I can't" Jake looked down, sadness clouding his beautiful face. You hated to see your boyfriend like that. Why didn't he realize he didn't need to be so insecure? You loved him, all of him. No matter how badly he always talked about his legs or the fact that he couldn't do even basic day to day activities easily, because of his disability, you didn't care. You loved him. Freaking loved him to death.

"Why not?!" You were desperate for an explanation

"I could never be all you need. I wish I could but that's wishful thinking. Don't fool yourself, (y/n)."

Your eyes got filled with tears and you felt a lump forming in your throat. It was like your chest was sore, bruised from his harsh words.

"You are all that I want! All that I need, Jake! Why can't-"

"Don't make it harder than it already is, (y/n)!" The blonde guy interrupted you, his words colder than ice, burning your skin, already so sensitive from from taking all the hurt Jake was causing you by not letting you just simply love him right, be his girlfriend... "Get off me, please." So freezing cold...

You were a crying mess already, so, you felt so weak you just obeyed him and stood up, leaving him free from your body. Jake transferred himself from the couch to his wheelchair as fast as he could. He then started wheeling himself away from where you were

"Please...Please!" You say, chasing your crazy boyfriend like an idiot, while he moves his wheelchair fast towards his small room "stop being so insecure and just lemme love you." Jake stops, his freckled pale arms turning the wheels around so he could look at you

"Why do you insist on being tied down to a cripple?! Don't you get it?! You are so, so damn beautiful, (y/n). Your smile, your hair, your body... Jesus, your fucking body... You're so hot. You deserve... a man who can give you all that a relationship can offer. I can't be that man. I will never be him. I'm sorry you don't get it, but it's time for you to move on!!!" He yelled. You've never seen Jake so angry. His face was red, his eyes were gleaming, tears starting to roll down his face. He felt like his heart was breaking in a billion little pieces. He'd rather go through war, become traumatized and then have his spine injured all over again, because, honestly, it would hurt him less than what he was doing to you right now. But he knew he had to do it. "I love my (y/n) so much, I always will. But she should be happy, free from me." He thought

"Stop running away from me, Jacob Sully!" You ordered, as soon as you catch up to Jake, getting inside his room, your breath heavier than normal "I'm warning you, I will take you in my arms, no matter if you say you're too heavy, and I will lay you on this bed, against your will, if that's what I need to do so you will stop pushing me away! And don't ever call yourself a "cripple" again! I swear to God, you're testing me tonight! I won't let you speak like that about yourself. Never again! Do you understand me?!" You almost screamed

Jake sighed heavily, in defeat. With both arms, he started to support himself on his wheelchair, moving his body to the bed.

One he was settled there, sitting down with his back against the cushioned bed frame, he spoke: "Baby, I'm sorry for yelling at you like that... it was wrong. You don't deserve that. Please, forgive me." Looking at you with those eyes he had you on your knees, every single time.

"It's okay..." You looked hurt but your forgave him. You wanted to try and forget that had ever happened.

"I love you... so much."

You gazed at him and felt a need to comfort him

You sat on his bed, beside him and held his hand. After some time, you and Jake were cuddling, you sitting on his lap. He brought his mouth to yours and kissed your lips. You missed his kisses so much that you got wet so easily, just like a virgin would.

Jake grabbed the back of your head with care and deepened the kiss, using his tongue to massage yours. The way he kissed you was leaving your lips slicked with his saliva. You moaned and he held tight on to your waist, heavy breathing, his warm breath colliding with your own, the two of you getting drunk on each other. His lips were crushing against yours and that felt so amazing.

Out of nowhere, he stopped the kiss and when you tried to kiss him again he gently pushed you away, seeming uncomfortable.

"I gotta stop, baby... I can't pleasure you more than this..." he looked defeated

"Of course you can. You have fingers and a mouth, don't you? Then put them to use, baby. Your girl is begging you to pleasure her. Don't you want to help me out a bit?" You started to kiss his neck gently but sloppy. You breathed his scent in. It was so familiar, so comforting to you. He smelled like home. Home, for you, was wherever Jake was, right by your side.

Jake was starting to slowly give in and he let out a breathy moan. You felt happiness creeping in your head, your heart beating faster.

Jake did something that in his mind, was so damn bold. He dared to touch you in a very intimate way - he was as nervous as a teenager having his first sexual experience - moving his hand from the bed sheet until it got to your entrance. Jake's breath faltered as he touched your coated folds gently, his chest tightening while he looked at your face. His light brows furrowing, his demons still trying to convince him that you could not be turned on because of him.

"Sweetheart, you're so soft... just so... so wet." He was getting shaky, aroused as hell, feeling how wet you were for him

He was finally ready to just relax and enjoy the moment, as he touched your coated pussy.

"Wait a bit, will ya?" You ask, getting off his lap, standing on your feet and then stripping down to him. Your clothes were laying on the floor, as you felt a little shy but excited to see his reaction to seeing your naked body for the first time.

"Fuck, my baby. How did I get so lucky? Your body is so fucking perfect...." He put his hand up in the air, towards your own hands and you grabbed it and let him sit you back on his lap.

Jake started to touch your breasts softly, his mouth slightly open, desire scorching his insides. Your skin burned so good beneath his fingers. Then, he placed his big fingers on your slit

"God, this fucking wet pussy..." he was having trouble breathing but he loved the way you messed with his head

"I'm all yours, baby. Please, just let go and make love to me. I need you so bad it hurts me physically." You begged him to put an end to your misery

"Is that what my babygirl really wants?" He murmured, his voice low and sexy, ringing on your ears

"Yes, my love. Please... I'm so wet, Jake... only for you, my baby." You felt his fingers touching your pussy and your body became limp

"I love your pussy, baby. So velvety, warm and juicy. Can't wait to slide my fingers inside of you over and over again until you're all sweaty and whimpering"

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[stra-tek]

Lots and lots of random spoilerific things about Star Trek comics

Gold Key's old run was written by people who had never actually seen the show. Later they involved fans like Doug Drexler to make things a bit more authentic

This however made them, IMHO, amazing

Blond scotty. Wearing green.

Voodoo planet, with papier mache versions of Earth landmarks which, when blasted with a death ray, cause the real ones to collapse

Spock learns voodoo to combat this threat

The Enterprise completely razes a planet of hostile plant spore things. Like full on extermination of all life

There's a locked room on deck 7 full of evil Vulcan spirits. A yeoman blunders in and all hell breaks loose

Kirk doesn't know what a god damn black hole is

Spock is kidnapped by aliens, has their entire knowledge downloaded into his brain which makes him into a bobblehead for awhile

The Enterprise is briefly taken from Kirk and given to Captain Zarlo, who is a total bellend

Spock forgets to have pointed ears sometimes

The old UK newspaper comic strips were even worse. The first few issues feature "Captain Kurt" and he wears a red shirt. Bailey is also a lead character, giving away which one episode they had knowledge of

Depictions of the Enterprise in their very first strip will shock and horrify you, but after that the art becomes amazing and maintains a very high standard

Marvel did a series following The Motion Picture, and it was a vast improvement, although they technically had rights to the movie and not the series, which led to a little weirdness. Tons of references still were snuck in, though

There's a series of Book and Records, which you can listen to on YouTube and are goofy fun. The Enterprise desperately needs a meal in the art, though.

They draw Romulans as green wizards

They didn't have the rights to Nichelle Nichols or George Takei's likenesses, so get ready for White Uhura and Black Sulu!

They didn't have the rights to The Animated Series either, so M'Ress is a human with weird face paint and Arex is substituted for just some guy

There's an unlicensed Chinese adaptation of The Motion Picture's novelisation (made with zero prior knowledge of Star Trek), which features an all-star cast like O.J. Simpson as Decker and James Brolin as Kirk. It's called The Star Trek, which is a better name than The Motion Picture, IMHO.

DC comics' first run is considered some of the best Trek ever. They're made with love and a deep knowledge of the source material

You know how Star Trek III takes place right after II? WRONG. It was several months later and the crew (with Saavik taking over from Spock) had tons of adventures in the interim. It just seemed like it was right after😂

Before Worf and long long before Ash Tyler, Kirk had a Klingon on his crew

He was a cowardly Klingon named Konom who fled the Empire

He fell in love with a human woman named Bryce

They adopted an albino Klingon/human child with dwarfism which they named Bernie

Kirk has an unhinged, insubordinate crewman on board named Bearclaw and they hate each other

Tension escalates and eventually there's a stabbing

Sulu/M'Ress happens and I don't think people knew what furrys were in the 80's

You know how Spock comes back at the end of III but isn't his old self until the end of Star Trek IV? WRONG AGAIN. He came back just fine, and lost his marbles following an incident months later that just happened to line everything up to make it all seem like it was right after.

After STIII, Kirk becomes captain of the U.S.S. Excelsior NX-2000 and Spock becomes captain of the U.S.S. Surak. We get a few issues exclusively focusing on Spock's ship and his band of merry weirdos.

The U.S.S. Surak keeps changing design, starting off as a sort of Oberth-class ship, then randomly becoming an Excelsior-class ship and finally ending as the warp sled shuttlecraft from The Motion Picture

The Surak's crew include a giant chicken man, a Vulcan hating racist lady and a balding man with a bicycle

They all die horribly and a massive reset button is pressed so everyone is exactly where they were at the end of Star Trek III

In order to make that work they had to bs that the Klingon Bird of Prey was hidden in Excelsior's shuttlebay all this time despite it being way, way too big for that

There's a full on mirror universe invasion

Kirk becomes a celebrity from saving the galaxy all the time

Mr. Arex comes back and becomes chief of security but doesn't really do much

HORTA CREWMEMBER. It's as amazing as it sounds

The first Next Generation comic miniseries was made with knowledge of the first 2 or 3 TNG episodes and nothing else

Everyone is hench as fuck. Picard has washboard abs and bulging muscles

Data is emotional and Troi feels the emotions she senses a la "Encounter at Farpoint"

Wesley is drawn as if he's 10

The B-shift con and ops team are a husband and wife who wear caped superhero versions of Starfleet uniforms with bare legs.

They argue. A lot.

The crew meet an alien Santa Claus and Q loses his powers years before "Deja Q"

The whole Q Continuum visits the Enterprise and they're all John De Lancie but in Starfleet uniforms of every colour under the sun.

After that initial miniseries, the Next Gen crew lose a lot of their muscle mass and start resembling their on screen counterparts a lot better

Picard had a brother who fell down a hole and died as a child. Q offers to rewrite history so he doesn't die. Claude Picard grew up to be Space Superhitler and turns Starfleet and the Federation fascist.

Before all this Q turned Jean-Luc into a goat for the lolz

Marvel's The Early Voyages was very literally Strange New Worlds before Strange New Worlds.

They have a pyrokinetic security officer named Nano and he's awesome

Marvel lost the Trek license quite suddenly, and so the series ends on a cliffhanger where Admiral April is up to something iffy.

Marvel did a Starfleet Academy series featuring Nog and its utterly fantastic

A female Andorian cadet tries to make Nog feel at ease by greeting him in the nude, but Nog fails to take it as an innocent gesture and she immediately sends him flying across the room

Romulan agents with split personalities in Starfleet Academy!

They visit Talos IV and get help from Captain Pike, who's still alive

IDW comics did a prequel to the 2009 reboot where Picard is an ambassador, Data is captain of the Enterprise-E and Nero has hair. It was co-written by the movie writers and was considered sort of vaguely semi canon ish for a time

They originally wanted the Romulan supernova to destroy a lot more, including Earth and have Nero kill the TNG crew. It was the Star Trek Online devs that got them to scale things back because they'd have no universe left to set their game in.

Nero's ship looks like it does because after Romulus was destroyed he took it to a secret Romulan base and had it equipped with reverse-engineered Borg technology

You thought DC struggled to keep ship designs correct? IDW's comics keep using traced fan art from Google Images, and fan art (sometimes with unique ship designs) has shown up on multiple occasions as the Kelvinverse U.S.S. Enterprise

In one IDW TOS comic, the bridge is totally covered with TNG LCARS graphics.

In another, an Orion ship is a gigantic Stargate sticking out of the middle part of Battlestar Galactica.

Wanna see Kelvinverse versions of TOS episodes? That was their first comics run, picking up after the 2009 reboot movie. They start off very faithful and as the series goes on things diverge more and more

To the extent some stories have very different backstories and outcomes

We visit 2 Kelvin mirror universes and a genderswapped universe too. No, Kirk doesn't do what you're thinking.

Q visits the Kelvin Universe and brings the crew forward in time to their version of Deep Space Nine

Nero's time in Klingon prison (from the Star Trek 2009 deleted scenes) and escape is fleshed out

Nero meets V'ger.

Nero mind melds with V'ger.

V'ger turns away due to the sheer force of Nero's hatred.

I wish I was making that up.

Klingons get their hands on Narada's technology and go to war

We get a Khan backstory where the Eugenics Wars are a full on nuclear conflict and "Khan" is the title that little Noon Sing adopts when he takes power

After being revived in the 23rd century, Admiral Marcus has Khan surgically altered to look like Benedict Cumberbatch as part of his John Harrison cover identity

They did a series of shorts called Waypoint, and in the first one Geordi is captain of a future Enterprise and his crew is made up of holographic versions of Data and it's a really sweet concept (this was several years before before ST: Picard brought Data back twice)

There's a prequel series centred around Number One where nobody manages to say her name before being interrupted. If you put the bits together it seems her name was Eureka Robbins. Of course, this is long before novels and SNW made her Una Chin-Riley.

[lace-coffin]

I have a request. Could you pretty please do some spicy headcanons of Asa with a bratty S/O 🙏. He probably has no tolerance for disobedience so having a bratty pet would result in punishment. Apologies I'm a horny bastard lmao 😂

How would Asa Emory cope with a bratty s/o? (Nsfw)

Asa Emory x gn!bratty!reader

Trigger warning for sexual content- bdsm- power exchange/ power dynamic- spanking

If you asked Asa if he likes brats a few months ago he would frown and say no. Not enjoying the constant battle and frustration of trying to subdue them, Asa wants complete submission and expects nothing less.

If you asked Asa if he likes brats in the present day he would smirk and tell you “they’re not as clever as they think they are” thinking fondly of you, at home, still chained to the wall where he left you, hopefully that is, you’re a slippery one to hold down.

Had Asa known you’d been a brat when scouting you for the collection he wouldn’t have bothered, would’ve found someone more easy to command. God is he thankful he didn’t.

He expected to hate training you, but he couldn’t love it any less. You were harder to break down than previous pets, kicking, swearing,spitting, straight up ignoring him sometimes. The punishments that followed were indulgent for him, marvelling at the way you fought hard at first, all gnashing teeth and scratches.

This was no longer the case once Asa had wrestled you to floor, both panting and glaring eachother down. Pinning your arms above your head and sliding his leather belt out of the loops. Shit. You knew where this was going. This only makes you thrash harder, legs jutting into his stomach, winding him momentarily.

Regaining his position over you he snatches your legs, fastening the belt around your claves and securing them. Before you can even think to fight back your hauled over to the sofa and slung over Asa’s knees, bottoms and underwear ripped down unceremoniously.

“Now, pet, you can either choose to apologise and the punishment will be lighter or you can continue being the dumb little mutt we both know you are and receive the full extent of it.” A moment passes in silence….”get fucked” you spit back. “You never learn, there really isn’t anything going on up there is there? You need daddy to tell you how and when to think, it’s pathetic.”

They way you break down into a dumb sobbing mess is beautiful in Asa’s eyes, all big talk and flailing until his black gloved hand comes down onto your exposed ass, again and again,leaving you begging and sobbing out apologies.

Asa looks at you pitifully, taking in the tears clinging your lashes and the rosey hue of your beaten ass, he knows you’ll be feeling it for the next day or two. His gaze softens as he rubs some ointment on your red behind and pulls your underwear back up, manoeuvring you to lay on the sofa on your side, careful not to put pressure on your butt.

He hushes your whines of complaint as he leaves briefly to get you a snack and a juice box, he may be a sadistic dom/lover but he’s not an improper one, aftercare is non negotiable and is always first priority after a scene.

He returns and settles into the sofa next to you, prompting you to sit upright so he can feed you, your brain still fuzzy and airy in Subspace.

Your master runs a hand over your cheek, wiping away a stray tear and looking at you smittenly. “See how easy it is when you’re good for me? You can just be a little pet and let master do the thinking ok? No need to be bratty. Just let daddy handle all the difficult things and it’ll be ok.” he practically coo’s at you, fondly committing your far away subby look to memory. “I have you, my silly cricket”

[myheartalivewrites]

20 questions for fic writers

Hey @cha-melodius thanks for tagging me in this!

How many works do you have on ao3?

23

What's your total ao3 word count?

329,905

What fandoms do you write for?

RWRB and A Marvellous Light (The Last Binding trilogy). I've been thinking about writing for We Could be So Good by Cat Sebastian since I read it last week. I loved it so much I binge read 3 other books by the same author straight after, and then turned right back to WCBSG. Book rec for everyone who's not read it!

Top five fics by kudos:

Deep Blue

Just Like That.

Oxford Days

In His Wildest Dreams

A tie for fifth! Have One (On Me) and Tumbled Down and Tangled Up

Do you respond to comments?

Yes! Unless they're a bit dodge lol

What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

This is the question that reminds me I've done this game before hehe. I'm only interested in happy endings so this is hard to choose, but Don't Wanna Be A Fool For You is quite angsty and ends just as they're getting over the angst, so I have to go with that.

What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

I always write happy endings, BUT, if I must choose, I'm gonna go with a non-RWRB fic here. in your room, like a temple is an epilogue of sorts to A Marvellous Light, and it makes me SO HAPPY to have written this settled future for Robin and Edwin.

Do you get hate on fics?

Not usually, though I did get a couple of annoying comments on my first threesome fic from people who thought their own vision of monogamy for Alex and Henry was something they had to come and tell me about 🙄

Do you write smut?

hahahahhaaaaaaaa yes

Craziest crossover:

Never done one

Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not as far as I know

Have you ever had a fic translated?

No! Someone did ask me about translating Deep Blue but I don't think they've followed through with it. I'd love it though

Have you ever co-written a fic before?

No

All time favorite ship?

Alex and Henry

What's a wip you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

Oooh, I don't have any WIPs on ao3 to feel guilty about. What sits on my hard drive is between me and my atheist god (also me)

What are your writing strengths?

Yikes, ok! Here are things I like about my writing: I like the way I write smut that's super emotional AND super hot, and all the different ways I've come up to make smut scenes different from each other (because writing them can sometimes feel repetitive from my perspective). I like the way I play with rhythm in sentences and build tension in scenes. I like the way I build emotional and sexual tension in a piece overall. Please no one drop into the notes to tell me they disagree 😂

What are your writing weaknesses?

I CANNOT come up with external obstacles! Whenever I'm trying to plot something out and I'm trying to come up with BIG PLOT REASONS to keep people apart, my brain just freezes. I love internal obstacles, the emotional reasons why people choose to do the things they do, but as for external things to move the plot along (think Jeffrey Richard leaking emails, Queen Mary telling Henry how to live his life) I'm just... ultimately uninterested in them. Which is fine if it's a choice, and I love a lot of writing just like that, but I wish my brain could at least TRY.

Thoughts on dialogue in another language?

Like it.

First fandom you wrote in?

RWRB

Favorite fic you've written?

Haha good one. Changes all the time. Current fave: Paper Chains, I think (a personal stab to my heart how much it's underrated). I tried something new for me with the structure, and I think the emotional punches hit so hard, I'm so proud of it. Or maybe the new one for RBB, called Foxden Park. Coming soon!

No pressure tags (and sorry if you've already done this and I've missed it!): @thesleepyskipper @firenati0n @welcometololaland @inexplicablymine @sparklepocalypse

@onetwistedmiracle @tintagel-or-cockleshells @historicallysam @cultofsappho @14carrotghoul

@suseagull04 @magicandarchery @itsmaybitheway @porcelainmortal @anincompletelist and anyone who fancies joining in! 😘

[munchkinmarauder]

My (slightly unhinged) review of Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver #2

4.5/5 stars 🤩 - potential spoilers below the cut

Loved this issue and really wish this series would be longer, the twins are at their best together! It's also resolved a lot of doubts I had from the first issue. I liked this more than the previous issue. It got the balance between the twins right. Showed some really cool uses of Pietro's powers and let him be powerful in his own right. Orlando immediately puts limits on those abilities but that's what writers should do with their characters and this is the most creative a writer has gotten with Pietros powers in a long time so props to Orlando for that.

Loved that protective big sis Wanda is back. The minute she hears the Wizard mention her brother she goes Cthon. There was an interesting emphasis on the twins hands in the first few pages of the issues.

And ofc our boy Tommy is back and he is glorious!!! Love that we have confirmation Pietro and Tommy regularly spend time together.

Thank god Vision was only there for three panels - I hate hate hate him being shoved into Wandas stories. They've been divorced 40 years marvel stop trying to make things happen cause of the MCU 😂 Though going back to your toxic ex when you've lost everything - kind of sadly relatable lol. I know there will be more of him in the next issue but I hope it's not loads more as I'm honestly more interested in Pietro and Tommy which are bound to be the more fun and interesting dynamic.

I do wonder if the Vision is there to reveal what he learned about the twins in the uncanny avengers counter evolutionary arc back in 2015. Hopefully he reveals it and leaves! Id rather see Luna or Monet back.

I am so curious about the idea of Wanda being the power and Pietro the catalyst (Does it have implications for Billy and Tommy?). This idea does center Wanda in a way and treats Pietro as supplemental but I don't dislike it I feel it matches the twins existing lore. I think were gonna see a combined twin power perhaps, otherwise why would the Giver refer to both of them - they specifically say the "twins can affect all realities and break them" and "the twins cannot be allowed to effect space time" and thats significant. looking back Pietro has nearly always been a catalyst for Wandas biggest shows of power - HoM in particular stands out. I alway thought about him promising to help her create the new reality and wondered how he did that. Very excited for this series - hopefully Pietro becomes a regular in the new SW solo because Wanda's stories are for the better with her brother! 

[danpuff-ao3]

20 Questions for Fic Writers

Thanks for the tag @lizzy0305! 😘

1. How many works do you have on ao3?

118 altogether. Some old Marvel fics, some meta...107 of them are HP fics.

2. What fandoms do you write for?

Currently only Harry Potter, though I've got some old Marvel ones up.

3. Top five fics by kudos:

Oh hey! It's changed since I last checked...my Top 5 used to be all from the Yes, Daddy series, but a couple of others broke through! Now we have...

Daddy's Boy

Obscene

Daddy Knows Best

Breed Me, Daddy

Contempt

4. What’s your total ao3 word count?

749,120 as of now!

5. Do you respond to comments?

I do my best to! I've had a hard time keeping up with it lately, but my goal is to get to them all eventually...I want all of my commenters to know how very much I appreciate them!!

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

Haha...haha...huh. Idk. I write too much angst 😭 How am I supposed to pick? I think either A Matter of Time or In My Veins (In My Blood) are probably the worst 2, maybe?

7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

...do I write happy endings? Jk, jk...Oh yeah! The Curse of Anteros for sure has a happy ending. A well earned one at that!

8. Do you get hate on fics?

Sometimes! Collateral Damage got some hate for a certain twist 👀 Most of my dead doves get weird comments, because I don't pull my punches. The odd weird or rude comment scattered elsewhere. I try to handle it with grace, but honestly I'm a big ole sensitive baby so...🥲

9. Do you write smut?

Oh hell yeah 😈

10. Craziest crossover?

No crossovers really, though I want to write a HP + PJO crossover one day...

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not that I know of, and may it stay that way.

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

Yep! And I'm super honored by it!

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

No, not yet! But I'd like to one day.

14. All time favourite ship?

Snarry 4 life.

15. What’s a wip you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

Probably old ones from my earlier days, but anything I've posted within the past few years I fully intend on finishing. Even if smile with sweet surprise only gets 1 update a year 🤣

16. What are your writing strengths?

idk 🥲 umm...I write emotions pretty well I think. I write angst pretty well especially. I really care about the characters and portraying them as honestly as I can, and as real as I can, accepting all of their humanity, good and bad.

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

Hmm. I don't think I could write fluff to save my life...I've made some attempts but 😂 I struggle a lot with my work for various reasons, none of them easy to put a name to. I do have a hard time balancing the idea of...wanting to leave a lot to implication, but trying not to be so subtle people don't actually have a hope of catching on at all. (Thank god for beta readers.)

18. Thoughts on dialogue in another language?

I like it, but I worry about Google Translate failing me 😭

19. First fandom you wrote in?

Harry Potter!

20. Favourite fic you’ve written?

For sure it's Contempt, and its counterpart Devotion. Truly the story of my soul. All of my feelings about Snarry poured into it. 20+ years of passion and devotion to this pairing! I'm not sure I could love anything more or be prouder of anything more. (Though I do think The Curse of Anteros is my best work, but Contempt/Devotion will always have my heart!)

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[fieldofdaisiies]

After returning from a long mission Azriel and his family had a lovely dinner ( reader and their 2 years old daughter) After putting their daughter to sleep in her room Azriel and reader came back to their room and just being romantic, having sweet talks , telling how much they missed each other , kissing and cuddling and they were having sex and suddenly their daughter wakes up and enters their room and seeing her parents like this she was confused 😂❤ and she started asking weird questions that what they were doing and all and then Azriel and reader makes up such a cute and nonsense stories and excuses 🤣.......( smutty, fluff and funny ) ❤

Hahahah I love this idea, thank you. so much for requesting. I hope you like it <33 I enjoyed writing this so much. And I hate saying this about my own writing, but I believe this is one of the best things I have written on here so far.

Azriel x Reader | The Joys of Parenthood

type: fluff, smut warnings: so much fluff, a fine amount of smut, some rougher bits (Az missed reader quite a lot), getting caught by your child word count: 3378

*all rights reserved*

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“Daddy's home!” your daughter, Everly, chirped and jumped of her chair. Her tiny wings happily flapping behind her back, she ran towards the entrance hall. Obviously she would be the first to notice that Azriel had returned. You hurdled after her—she was only three and not yet so steady when walking and especially not when running.

Your heart exploded and your chest filled with warmth when you came to a halt in the entrance hall of your house and your eyes landed on your mate who had your daughter cradled to his chest, both of them giggling while embracing each other tightly.

“Daddy's home!” 

“Yes, my love. I am finally home!” Azriel gave her another squeeze and kissed her cheek before his eyes moved to you — his gaze full of love and longing. The spymaster had been gone for so long, you and Everly had missed him terribly, but finally he was back.

Without further ado you stormed to your mate and flung your arms around both your daughter and him. “Gods, I missed you!” you expressed and drew in a deep breath to inhale his marvelous scent.

“And I missed you, my mate. My two favourite girls in this world.” Every giggled happily when Azriel kissed the top of your head. For a few minutes longer you stayed like this, tightly holding onto each other. A mission always came with the possibility of something going wrong so you were always more than relieved when your mate return unharmed. 

“As usual absolutely delicious,” Azriel murmured when taking another bite of his meal. Your daughter sat on his lap, one bite was always for her, the other for Azriel. You talked a little about Azriel’s mission but mostly the focus was of course on your daughter, on what she had learned in the past weeks. She had drawn a few things for Azriel which she gifted Azriel him, she also had gotten two new dresses which she really wanted to show her father and so and so on.

You gave them a bit of space, knowing how much Azriel valued the time with his child. You went to clean up the kitchen and the dining room, hearing them giggle and chat in the background. It was probably the most amazing sound in the whole entire world, your heart swelling every time. Azriel, as much as he had dpubted it during your pregnancy, was absolutely amazing with children. They could play for hours with Everly dressing up her father, Azriel having to attend her tea parties, paint with her or play with her dolls. Azriel would do anything, he didn’t mind at all. His greatest gift in life was his daughter, and of course you.

When it suddenly got calm you dried off your hands and walked to your big family living room where you found Azriel sitting in an armchair and your daughter peacefully asleep on his chest. She looked so happy and fully at ease, lips slightly parted, snoring softly and cradling her father’s shirt in her tiny fist. Azriel smiled at her.

“Fell asleep while playing,” Azriel mouthed to your, his hand resting on your daughter’s head, carefully brushing through her hair. Your lips formed a big smile when you moved your hand over your mouth and made an internal painting of those two—you had to remember this moment forever, it was too beautiful. 

Carefully Azriel wrapped his other arm around her as well and got up, holding Everly tightly to his chest. With his head he motioned to her room and you dipped your chin. 

“I’ll take her to bed if that is fine?” Azriel whispered to your when he reached you. 

You brushed your hand over Everly’s back and quickly leaned up to kiss her cheek. “Of course this is fine, more than fine. She will appreciate it. She missed you so much.”

Azriel’s gaze stayed locked with you for a moment longer, his chest heaving with a deep inhale while he just looked at you. “Gods, and I missed the two of you so damn much.” 

And with that your mate leaned down and kissed your forehead before moving past you and heading for Everly’s room. 

You decided to go to the bathroom in the mean time and then head to the bedroom to wait there for you mate. It wouldn’t take him too long to join you as Everly was already alseep and would probably only wake up momentarly to change into her pyjamas. 

It wasn’t like you had too big hopes for that night, knowing your mate was probably tired and just wanted to sleep, still you picked out his favourite nightgown of yours—a midnight blue, satin one that left nothing to imagination.

The last thing you did was brush through your hair before returning to the bedroom and sitting down on the bed, then lying down. You didn’t want to make it too obvious how much you actually wanted your mate that night. 

You had been mates for nearly a half century by then but that did not mean that the frenzy wasn’t that strong anymore. There were still times where you simply wanted to rip his clothes off right where you stood. 

You rolled onto your side, facing Azriel’s pillow and smiling to yourself. He was back!

It took a few months for you to become intimate again after you had our daughter; it was perfectly fine. Your life was better than it had ever been before. You couldn’t be happier to spend every living minute with your little girl.

But still some days and especially nights you really craved your mate and it got worse when he was gone for so long. You had missed him terribly and also his soft touches, his kisses, how he kissed you, how he touched you and how he made lo—

“What are you thinking about?” Azriel chuckled out of the blue. You hadn’t heard the door open.

Your eyes snapped open and you rolled onto your back. “What?” “I said, what are you thinking about?”

You smiled and shook your head. “Just you being back.” Azriel seemed only half content with your answer. He was toeing of his boots when your gaze landed on his glorious body.

To tease you Azriel took his time, slowly discarding of his jacket, then his shirt, the siphons on the back of his hands, his pants, …. his socks. Gods! How could a person take off their socks so agonizingly slowly?

A deep and full hearted laugh broke free from your mate when his gaze moved to your eyes. “Seems like someone is a bit needy tonight? I think you are drooling my sweet.”

And with that and heat rushing through your whole body Azriel finally also dropped his underpants standing fully nude right in front of you. And Cauldron, he truly was the most beautiful male in the entire world. Your breathing csme in quick pants when your toes curled on the bed.

“I just missed you,” you whispered, trying to focus on anything else other than glorious view he had just revealed to you. Biting down on your lip you forced your dyes to move upwards again, locking them with your mate’s.

“I missed you too, but let just talk and cuddle for a bit. I want to know what has happened here, how you have been doing. Everything. Is that fine?”

Smiling you bowed your head and made grabby hands at your mate so that he would finally join you in bed. Azriel practically jumped onto the bed, pulled you to him and enveloped you into his arms and wings, pulling the big blanket over the both of you. “Now, tell me. How have you been doing?”

“I or rather we have been well. Nothing special. We spent a lot of time with Feyre and Nyx, painting and baking and that was actually it. Everly has already told you the rest. Now you: how was the mission? Did you find out anything important?”

You tipped your head back so that you could look at your mate. Azriel was already looking at you. 

“I am so happy to hear that. Her and Nyx got along?” “They do, oh Mother, they are so cute together. But now tell me, Azriel!” you pressed, squeezing your mate’s biceps. You were dying to find out what had happened on the mission. It always was nerve-wrecking yet also thrilling. 

And so Azriel told you about the mission, about what he found out, about the special trade that was thought about between Rask and the Night Court. You listened cautiously to every word he said, finding it impressive what he had found out. Azriel made a short break to peck your lips before continuing with his story. 

“So then we returned to the harbour and suddenly all of the boxes were gone…”

Your breath sometimes halted when your mate told you about the dangerous parts of his mission but he always tried to calm you down with a either a kiss or caress of your cheek with his thumb.

“It is so good to be back. At night it is the worst to be away from home—from you. There is nothing better than falling asleep with you in my arms,” Azriel trailed a few kisses down the side of your face while slowly moving your body closer to his. “I hated falling asleep without you,” you answered him.

Azriel brushed his lips lower, moving to your jaw, lower to your neck where his teeth softly grazed the sensitive skin.

“Did you touch yourself while I was gone? Thinking about me?”

You shifted slightly, adjusting to your mate and breathed a “yes”. 

“Good girl. I did too.” “Thought so,” you giggled when finally Azriel’s left hand slide under blanket and over your body. “Did you, my smart mate? Tell me what you thought about!”

Azriel pushed himself up on his other arm, leaning onto his elbow while slowly moving on top of you. The shadowsinger’s lips closed over yours in a passionate and soft kiss, his tongue carefully parting your mouth and sliding inside. Your spread your legs a bit, making more room for Azriel to lie down on top of you. His already hard length pressed softly against your core and made a breathy moan slip through your lips. Azriel pulled back and smiled at you, his eyes not for one second leaving yours while his hand worked to shove your nightgown up your hips.

“Tell me. All the things you thought about, the positions, how I took you, what we did, what you did, what I did. I need you to say it. Need to hear what that dirty mind of yours is capable of,” Azriel whispered against your lips and softly you kissed you once again. It was just a peck while he carefully thrusted his hips against yours, the thin fabric of your undergarments the only thing separating the two of you them. 

You felt the heat in your cheeks and bit down on your lip. “This is embarrassing,” you whispered but Azriel shook his head. “Not one bit.”

“Alright, I thought about you—oh Gods!” You arched against your mate when he pushed against you again. Azriel chuckled lowly, content about how easy he could make your writhe underneath him.

“I thought about you in so many ways. I thought about you taking me against the wall, on the table. I thought about tasting you, gods, I thought about tasting you so many times. My mouth wrapping around you and—“ Azriel shut you off with a kiss—gone was soft and gentle now it was replaced by a raw and ravishing almost bruising kiss that made your toes curl and damp heat pool in your core. Sparks and heat exploded in every place Azriel’s fingers touched, his lips kissed. Your skin felt so tight, too tight and the pressure building in your core became nearly too much. “I need you,” you breathed, your hands holding Azriel’s had while stealing another breathtaking kiss from him. "I need you in me."

“And you will have me.” Azriel did not even go as far as to take your underwear off. He simply shoved the fabric aside and pushed two of his fingers into you. He growled at the wetness he was met with and let his head fall to your neck. His kisses where soft yet filled with lust and heat. “Always so wet, my mate,” he purred and flicked his tongue against your skin. “Gods, I missed that feeling of you. Tight and wet and so ready for me.”

“Fuck me, please!” Yes, you were desperate for him at this point, no longer wanting to wait.

Azriel’s chest rumbled with a chuckle when he kissed your collar bone and removed his fingers from inside you. Desire reached you through the bond, filled with so much love and longing it nearly drew tears to your eyes. You knew how hard it was for Azriel to go away, to leave you and now that he finally had you again it was hard for him to hold back from fully ravishing you.

You did not want him to hold back so you took manner into your own hands. Curling your legs behind his hips you forced your mate closer to you. Azriel complied, pushed the fabric of your panties even further aside and sheathed himself inside of you. You both gasped at the feeling of your first time connecting after such a long time apart.

The feeling of the sudden fullness was nearly overwhelming. Your back arched, your head falling back when Azriel slid out to the tip and pushed back in. You moaned loudly, clawing at his shoulders, and squeezed your eyes shut.

“Say my name, baby!” Azriel kissed your neck, his scarred hand coming up to knead your right breast while his other hand held onto your hip. your night gown was a bundle of frabric around your middle.

The spymaster was rutting into you, pushing you further up on the mattress, a pillow shielding your head. “Azriel.” His name slipped through your lips as a lewd whisper. Purely male pride washed Azriel—you felt it through the bond. Your mate increased his pace, making the bed shake and you cry out in pleasure. Your heard the frame hit the wall, the whole bed groaning under your mate’s ministration. You did not want to say it, but you had to.

“Azriel, slower.”

Azriel slowed down just a bit and he kissed the side of your head. His breathingwas ragged when he searched your gaze. “Am I hurting you? Did I hurt hurt?" “No,” you said and kissed his lips. “No, not at all. But Everly. We will wake her. We are loud.” 

The spymaster smiled against your skin before softly biting your earlobe. “She won’t wake up. She is deep asleep.”

Azriel slid back in to the hilt, his pace going back to being hard and relentless. His mouth was in every place his fingers didn't touch.

Azriel mercilessly rutted into you, his head falling into the crook of your neck. The shadowsinger savoured your skin, devoured how you clawed at him, nails digging into his flesh. Damp skin slapped against skin, the noises audible in room a sin themselves.

"Should I fill you up nicely? Want me to put another baby inside of you?" Azriel mumbled.

Your answer was a lewd cry when you felt your walls squeeze his proud length. "Gods, yes. Please!"

"Can’t wait to see you all round and pregnant again. So beautiful." The spymaster kissed your face, your lips, down your neck, down your cleavage before finally turning his full attention to your breasts.

Half disappearing under the blanket, Azriel licked over your right nipple, his other hand massaging your left breast. You moaned again, hand sliding into your mate’s hair, tugging on a few strands when he bit down on your breast. It was just on the edge of painful and so you screamed his name, your heels pressing into the mattress now.

“Azriel, Gods. I am close, please!”

“So fu—“

“Mummy?!”

You shrieked loudly, moving so quickly it was beyond you when you pulled the blanket up to your chin and trapped Azriel between your legs, he still under the blanket although the tips of his wings stood out. Your daughter wouldn’t see that, it was too dark in the room. Azriel eased out of you and fell flat to your body, stilling hidden under the blanket and his shadows covering the rest.

“Ev-everly,” you breathlessly expressed, opening your eyes and trying to adapt to the dim room and most importantly trying to find your daughter. You didn’t see too much of her, the only light source the full moon shining through the window. Everly stood on the threshold, a stuffed toy in her arms, sniffing loudly, crying.

“Everly, my sweet what are you doing here?” There was no way you could offer her to come her nor that you could get up right then. Gods, this was so bad. You felt so bad all of a sudden, your daughter stood their crying and you couldn’t get to her. 

“I heard you scream daddy’s name. Is he gone again?” Everly bubbled, her lower lip trembling. 

Great Gods!

Azriel inhaled deeply under the blanket and you knew that he probably could need some air soon.

Your mind ran wild when Everly took a step into the room and then you quickly lifted your hand. 

“Mummy and daddy are playing hide and seek. That was why I was shouting his name. I was trying to find him.”

Everly’s brows furrowed and she scanned you. “You were playing hide and seek without me?”

Great, now she was disappointed.

“Yes, you were already sleeping, my love."

Everly pursed her lips and tipped her head to the side. "But what are you doing in bed? I thought you were looking for—"

"I was…I was checking under the bed and under the sheets." You lifted the blanket an inch and moved your hand under it to demonstrate it. For a split second you and Azriel locked gazes. He grinned and slowly traced one scarred finger down your lower belly. You gritted your teeth and tried to squeezed your thighs together. He would pay for that later…or now. You slammed the blanket down again—he could do without air for a bit longer.

"Daddy is not in here. Will you help me look for him? Can you maybe go look in the living room. I will join you immediately. I'll just check here one more time.”

Everly seemed to deliberate for a moment, brought her hand up to brush over her tear-streaked cheeks and nodded. Seeming alright with the explanation she stormed out of the room.

“Fuck that was close,” Azriel breathed when Everly was gone and you shoved the blanket back to give Azriel back his freedom. 

“She caught us, Azriel!” you whined, internally face-palming yourself. Ugh, you hated this—the whole situation. “She does not understand what we were doing,” Azriel comforted you and slowly lifted himself of your body. He wrapped the blanket around his middle when he got up and set out for the bathroom.

You got up as well, smoothing your hair down and also straightening your nightgown.

“Now go to her and help her find me,” Azriel chuckled.

When you passed your mate he gave your ass a not so gentle smack. “And sweetheart, don’t think that we won't finish our game of hide and seek later on. And if we have to go up to the rooftop, I don’t care. I am going to fuck you at least four more times tonight.” You gasped at that which drew a happy grin to Azriel’s face. He turned and walked into the bathroom, leaving you all flustered and hot. And then—

Your daughter, she was waiting in the living for you.

You quickly set out, turning on a few lights and heading to the living room. 

“I cannot find him,” Everly pouted and walked up to you. “You are sure he is not gone again? On a mission?” “No, Everly. No worries,” you said and picked up your daughter. You kissed her cheek. “We were just in the middle of the game he would not leave like that.”

“I looked in the kitchen already, maybe his study room?” “Yes, his study room,” you loudly said and hoped Azriel got the memo that this was where he should go and hide. 

And it really was where he hid—what a surprise! Everly happily cheered when she found her father who clasped her in his arms and cheered with her. 

“I still cannot believe you played hide and seek without me,” she then said when the two of you walked her back to her room.

“We love this game so much, Everly, we simply couldn’t hold back from playing it. Mummy especially loves it, she was so eager tonight to play it I couldn’t say no,” Azriel told your daughter when placing her down on the bed. He looked over his shoulder, his lips nothing but a cruel grin when he winked at you. You held back a grin and bit down on your lip.

“I love this game too,” Everly pouted but Azriel kissed the top of her head and told her that you could play every game she wanted to play the whole following day. She was happy about that, but just when you had told her goodnight, kissed her cheeks again and were about to leave Everly had to add on top of all.

“Next time don’t make it so hard for mummy, she was shouting please so often. She was begging so much!” Azriel next to you nearly choked on a breath, but quickly turned his head and nodded at your daughter. “I am sorry. Of course Everly, I won’t do that again. Sleep tight, my love.” Everly closed her eyes with a content smile on her lips and you turned of the light and closed the door.

“You really were begging me tonight to fuck you, huh? ‘She was shouting please so often’,” the spymaster drawled when interlacing his fingers with yours. Instead of walking back to your shared bedroom he set out for the other side of the corridor. “Did you already forget?” Azriel asked when you gave him a questioning look. The shadowsinger grinned from one ear to the other. “Rooftop. Where you can be as loud as you like to.” 

Please let me know what you think. Feedback is highly appreciated and welcomed💙

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[mermmarie]

18, 19, 20, and 25?

18. What TMNT show/movie would you like to watch right now?

Oooh... Everything is pretty much readily accessible to me, so I'd have to go with the new series coming out for Mutant Mayhem! o: I'm super excited to see how it goes!

19. Show us your most recently saved TMNT pic or GIF

FHWJEHJHEHE

This was my icon on discod for all of BHM. 😂

20. What show/movie would you like the TMNT to crossover with?

SPIDERMAN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!

Everyone keeps telling me to watch the Batman movie crossover and I'm sure it's good, but I really don't care for Batman. 😭 It seems like TMNT has a contract with DC of some sorts, so something Marvel related will probably never happen but I feel like the turtles could relate SO MUCH MORE TO SPIDERMAN! Especially Miles!!

25. Show us what your reaction would be if you met the TMNT

Oh god. I hate thinking about stuff like this becuase I have a really low opinion of myself and would cry if my fave characters didn't like me. 😂

Probably something like this?

Thank you for the ask! 💖

[diabolicalcunt]

I feel the need to pin this cause I’ve always been notorious for people loving me when they first meet me, and then finding out that my political views are not extremely liberal. So here’s all the reasons you will hate me once you get to know me. Or not. I honestly don’t care I’m just sick of the ‘You aren’t who I made you out be in my head!’ conversations.

So my unpopular opinions in no order-

1. They/them is something that’s being encouraged by big brother to see yourself as non or less human.

2. DID isn’t real and you just disassociate a specific way. I look like I’ve been drugged cause I fall down ‘inside’ myself like a well and have no reaction time and can barely speak. I’m like a sloth. You pretend to be a anime character. It’s just coping.

3. The concept of trans genocide is fear mongering by big brother and means to keep boundaries between social groups.

4. To build off 3, the push to medically transition underage children is a move by big pharmaceutical companies to create a permanent customer. Because whether you decide to stay transitioned or de transition, you’re going to be on medication for the rest of your life whether you like it or not. There’s also the whole issue with child exploitation. You’ll be judgmental against Dance Moms, but you won’t say anything about a mom who transitioned her child when they were two years old and made them a social media star.

5. Trans men and women who have been charged with a crime belong in LGBT prison wings. Because we have created a culture where male rapists can put on its dress and be rewarded with a permanent stay in the hen house where they can victimize more women and the system will just cry transphobia and call the victims liars. You got a problem with that? I have never seen a trans man pushing to get put in men’s prison. I wonder why… 😐

6. Blair White is queen.

7. I will fight Henry Cavill on sight. I don’t give a shit how bad you want motorboat him. He’s a fucking pedophile.

8. Same goes for David Bowie. When I get to the afterlife I’m gonna make him wish he could die again. Ask me if you want my full on sight list. 😂

9. I stand with Palestine. Yes I think Islam is a horrible religion that is anti woman. I still don’t think kids should die for the grievances of adults and I think it’s fucked up Israel is doing the same shit Nazis did to them and expect us to nod and smile!

10. Qu**r is just as much of a slur as f*g*t or n*gg*r. I don’t use it and if you do I will block you no questions asked. Say gay! Say lesbian! Say…bisexual! 😱

11. Butch women are valid as fuck and I adore y’all . They aren’t trans men, fuck your lesbian phobia.

12. To build off 11, the new LGBT movement has been infected by woke homophobia and the new trans movement is nothing but conversion therapy in a mask.

13 . Radical feminists are women’s last hope.

14. Marvel movies always sucked, we were just kids and ate up the pretty colors.

15. Dune is a white male savior story.

16. Your fave is not autistic, trans, gay or whatever. You just need validation cause you have no confidence.

17. The Boys should have never cast Jensen Ackles and the Supernatural fandom needs psychological help.

18. Too many of y’all try to primp and posture as the gods of your fandom and yes I say that as someone who did the same and stepped away when I realized how cringe I was. Lording over autistic adults and actual children is pathetic. Get therapy and a real hobby.

19. While gender neutral fanfiction has its place. The trend that all fanfiction needs to be gender neutral is literally killing the creativity and frankly the spice to fanfiction. I hate this trend where piece of media needs to be sterilized so it can be consumed by anyone, even people just passing by. It goes against the concept of creating at its core. Sometimes things are made for specific groups. Sometimes it’s made just for you. The things you create do not need to be sanitized to the point there’s no substance, just a hollow consumption. Think of it this way. Would you rather have a hot pizza of your preference or would you prefer to just drink a bowl of water because someone on the other side of the world might not like pizza?

20. The WWE Divas belt was iconic. I get the whole take women wrestlers seriously movement and I agree! But god damn it, it’s a Bratz belt!!! Gimme!!!!!

21. I fucking HATE koalas. They literally only exist because humans have dumped millions of dollars and keeping them alive. If natural selection were allowed to take his course, they would’ve died off 100 years ago. The food they consume has so little nutrition that they have evolved to have the smallest brain to cranium capacity of any animal to create a built in helmet!! Why? Cause they are so stupid they literally fall out of trees and drop their infants!!! They shit on their young and have permanent diarrhea due to the 0 nutrition thing. They carry chlamydia. They’re so fucking stupid they can’t fuck and have to be artificially inseminated to continue the population. If I couldn’t get laid on my own, the government would not drop millions of dollars into making sure I do!! So why did koalas get it? Literally a waste of resources that could be going to feed thousands of hungry children and instead we’re keeping a fucking retarded (I’m on the spectrum fuck you) animal alive who should have gone extinct hundreds of years ago cause it’s supposedly ‘cute’!! God! I hate koalas!

[ace-of-hearts-and-spades]

Ok look pyramid head is trying to kill you! Yeah! And he might also be a manifestation of your guilt, yeah! But that’s like rookie stuff. No different than wanting to fuck Jason or something!

He doesn’t even have tentacles…

God maybe I’ve been on tumblr too long

My darling friend, I think you have been on Tumblr too long 😂 “Trying to kill you” is enough to make the average bitch uninterested. Like, listen – the current beauty standard is Marvel superheroes. The current beauty standard can’t even handle fucking body hair. Pyramid Head might be big and beefy, but he’s covered in blood and grime, he’s wearing a butcher’s apron, he’s hauling around a bigass sword, he’s got that bigass metal triangle thing on his head, he doesn't speak, and he’s trying to kill you he’s literally trying to murder the fuck out of you. That is a total boner killer for the average person. Tumblr is extremely unrepresentative of the average population.

And yeah…… hate to break it to you buddy, but there are a shitton of people who wouldn’t fuck Jason either 😅 Because, again, he kills people. And depending on which Jason you’re talking about, he’s also a rotting wet zombie. So. Y’know. There's that.

[thisisyourprincipalspeaking]

Pertaining to the PR blogs who cause issues and claim to be “in the know”, a simple…..

A,B & C will happen and then times goes by and A, B & C happens exactly like they said, would have made this entire thing easy for them and those who believed them at any point.

But they can’t do that because they obviously don’t know shit.

What they are doing, is basically creating narratives with each new development. They say one thing, the opposite happens, people question them, they scream and yell and name call and then they pretend they knew of said change and apply the new bs narrative while, like usual nothing they claim comes true.

You know what has come true, the obvious speculation that many have also concluded like Chris’ return to Marvel…..that’s about it. 😂 They’ve never been correct about anything else.

So people can sit and observe their God awful behavior and watch as the narrative continues to spin.

I believe their most recent lie was the Rock and JK Simmons doing their promo without Chris is being done for a reason, I’m like first off they knew nor said anything UNTIL a promo video of JK and The Rock without Chris came out. Like they can’t be that stupid. Also there’s a good chance all the promo for Red One was done around the time they did the promo for China, meaning it’s already completed. Chris also has his ring on in the damn promo video. 🤷🏻‍♀️

They set up multiple lies and hope something happens to keep their lies going.

If that girl shows up at one of the premieres, I’m going to fall out laughing at thee excuses they’ll come up with.

I’m over this mess so I simply don’t give a damn if she pops up or not.

There are actual fandoms who don’t believe actual couples and their kids are legit, while this fandom is simply calling out the foolishness of this stunt, yet getting labeled as “crazy”. 🙄 that pisses me off.

they've made so many bogus claims that have shown they know nothing time and time again. for instance. if they are so connected to him why would they run to the internet to raise money for their little 'he's going to kill himself' story line instead of being a human and calling one of the many people around him to go check in? plot hole. now they are mad the brother is teaching a dance class? do they not realize sometimes organization do things like that for fun? a way to engage the community? no? figures. i could go on, but they are just pathetic.

i really don't understand why they are still around, being so loud and so wrong about a guy they claim to hate.

[ohcurseit]

Instant inspiration😂 Toji drabble

Inspiration here. Both the post and Nanami are so fucking cute. Here is a less cute Toji version.

Note: No curse AU, stepson/bf's young son Megumi. Toji is just a bit stronger than regular peiple not as insane as in manga. Otherwise I doubt if regular medicine will work on him lolllll

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Toji slowly came back to conscious. He felt the bed and thought he was not at his own place. He was not in some woman's place as well. It didn't smell like it. He struggled a little to open his eyes to look at the surroundings. He heard some beeping sound from one corner of the room.

Marvelous, he was in a hospital room.

He fucking hated hospitals with passion. He wanted to get out of bed and walk out. Before he could make a run for it, a tiny human made a quick phone call next to him: "He is awake now. He looks like he is going to run off."

Toji turned his head to the other side and saw himself sitting in a chair. He furrowed his brows and stared at the his miniature self. He was sitting nicely in the chair next to his bed, legs dangling, with a book on his lap: "Who are you? Me?"

The tiny human pouted. He huffed and held his book open right in front of his face. He didn't want to talk to his old man.

The boy was annoying, Toji decided. He wanted to wave his hand at the tiny human but he couldn't even lift a finger. He grumbled: "Oi! I am talking to you, little shit!"

The boy pouted more behind his book. The door clicked open and he jumped off the chair and hugged the grown up's leg.

In came a woman. She was not Toji's usual type but pretty enough. She picked the boy up with a carrier bag hanging from her shoulder: "You alright, Megumi?" The boy hugged his little body around hers and mumbled: "Old man is so mean. He called me names."

She rubbed soothing circles on his back: "Aww sorry Megumi. Isn't he shit?" The boy nodded.

No amount of beauty could undo Toji's anger now. He shouted from the bed: "Oi! Who are you guys? Why are you in my room?"

The woman raised a brow and put the carrier bag on the bedside table: "Well, we are your creditor. Pay up."

He sneered: "Creditor?"

The boy now sat nicely on her lap watching the two grown ups with great interest. That shit eating grin on the boy's face was insufferable, Toji thought. Which it looked exactly like his own.

She chuckled: "How are you feeling?"

She looked pretty when she smiled, Toji thought to himself. Or rather, he didn't realise he mused aloud. The kid and the woman both laughed.

Toji scowled. The boy only laughed even harder. Toji was utterly confused now: "Who even are you?"

The boy said loudly: "Megumi!"

Toji let out a sigh of relieve. Good, he wasn't going insane. That's not himself sitting there on a woman's lap. Though there was no relieve from the second wave of their laugh.

The woman put a drink packet from her carrier bag to the over bed table in front of him. She was still smiling at the unintended entertainment: "Have something to drink, dear debtor. Doctor said you can go home either tomorrow or the day after."

Toji looked between her and the drink in front of him: "Are you going with me?" He gave her a look. A look that got him to any and every pussy he wanted.

Her eyes glinting with amusement: "Of course. How else can I make sure you pay up the child support?"

"Child support?! How am I paying for your brat?" Toji was shocked by her audacity. God knew he only ever did one thing religiously: using condoms. Judging from how the kid stuck to her like a plaster, that's her kid no doubt. He flat out refused to acknowledge the kid looking like a carbon copy of himself.

Megumi's eyes lit up. He was told his old man may get confused when he woke up. He didn't quite like a confused old man but he liked what he said just now. He liked being "her kid".

The woman was thoroughly amused. She put a straw into the packet drink and put the straw right next to his lips. She said gently: "Drink up, Toji. Get some rest before you can go home."

He sucked on the straw as if he was under some spell: "You going with me?" He said chewing on the straw. He was drifting but fought to stay awake for the answer. He took sip after sip to help staying awake.

She took the empty packet away when he drank it all. Toji was lying on the bed feeling disoriented and weak. She held his hand gently to her lips and placed a little kiss on his knuckles: "Of course. That's our home."

Toji fell asleep soon after. Once Toji started to snore quietly, the woman asked the kid in a hush voice: "Did you record it?" The kid gave her a smug smile and nodded. The woman's eyes sprakled with the same mischief: "Well done Megumi!"

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It's just a quick drabble for fun, so no edit.

Megumi is going to be the perfect partner in crime.😂😂😂😂

[lettingtimepass]

INITIAL LOKI SEASON 2 FINALE THOUGHTS

okay........... FIRST OF ALL......... DISNEY YOU QUEER-BATING FIENDS, WHY DID YOU CALL THE EPISODE "GLORIOUS PURPOSE" WITH THE THUMBNAIL AS A PHOTO OF MOBIUS???? WHAT WAS THE REASON?????

*Exhales deeply*

Anyway..............

Things I liked:

LOKI IN GREEN AND HORNS AGAIN!!!! SO BADASS!!! And the horns were made of the same material as the Ciditel!! so damn cool!!!

LOKI MADE THE WORLD TREE 😭😭😭😭😭

Showing the new and improved TVA at the end with the World Tree!!!!

Loki was ultimately able to give Mobius what he wanted. The chance to choose. I'm just devastated they didn't get to choose to be together.

The end showing that Loki is keeping an eye on Mobius.

Unhindged Mobius grabbing Loki and saying "what the shit are you doing??" or something to that effect 😂

Loki's convo with Mobius in the Time Theater. The reveal that Mobius was a hunter and Renslayer was his partner.

Things I didn't like:

I’m sorry but why did Loki not kill Sylvie 😭 There's no way you fight in a time loop with someone for god knows how long and don't get frustrated enough to just say fuck it hahahah

Obviously... that Loki and Mobius didn't have a real moment together. I mean, a handshake?! The two are clearly in love and we get a handshake???

That Loki didn't show up with Mobius at the very end. I was holding my breath. I mean I still liked that it showed he was listening, but STILL, I wanted Loki to join him and they could stand there together 🥺 That would at least leave it more open-ended.

IDK HOW TO FEEL:

"I know what I kind of God I want to be for you." AND HE LOOKS AT BOTH MOBIUS AND SLYVIE. I HATE YOU MARVEL YOU DIRTY ASS BITCH. I'll get over this but at the moment I'm mad hahah.

Loki, who never wanted the throne, who just wanted to be seen as an equal (which he got at the TVA), finally getting his golden throne. All his friends are safe, but now he's alone 😭😭😭 "I don't want to be alone." WHY did Loki have to make the sacrifice and Sylvie gets a life?? Mehhhh. At least this does indeed open it for Loki to come back in upcoming movies. And imagine Thor meeting THIS Loki 😳 Now THAT could actually be interesting. Because Thor would be able to see right away this Loki is not HIS Loki.

Anyway, I'll watch again at some point this weekend and make some more notes. But.... yeahhhh. That indeed was a show 🫡