#Mpreg.

[isacksteban]

lance posting this while visiting luca at the ranch like "i think penelope likes me now"

[darthbloodorange]

Right in the Ribs

Rating: Teens Universe: Marvel Cinematic Universe Pairings: Steve Rogers/Tony Stark Characters: Steve Rogers, Tony Stark Warnings: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Swearing, Mpreg Major Tags: Tags Contain Spoilers, Humour, Established Relationship, Sleepy Cuddles, Tired Tony Stark, Sleepy Steve Rogers, Pregnant Steve Rogers, Alpha Tony Stark, Omega Steve Rogers, POV Tony Stark Word Count: 200 - Double Drabble

Summery: Pregnancy was painful, Tony discovered. It was obvious but ow!

For the: ✦ CapIM Holiday Exchange 2024 Community Gift Prompt: Pregnant Steve Rogers.

Read below or on AO3 >HERE<

Tony doesn't think he really appreciated how difficult pregnancy was. How- Tony winces at another particularly powerful kick- just how painful it was.

He stares at the ceiling, eyes burning with tiredness.

Steve mumbles something softly in his sleep and nuzzles his face deeper into Tony's neck.

It would be nice to sleep...

Tony shuts his eyes with a sigh.

Thanks to the Serum, Steve sleeps like a rock. He can wake at the drop of a pin, but when he sleeps he sleeps.

Sleep hasn't been completely easy for Steve recently, so Tony is glad that he's getting some rest now... He just wishes he were getting some too.

Another kick. Tony groans, biting his lip to muffle the sound.

Steve had wrapped himself around Tony as he fell asleep tonight. Clinging to Tony's chest. Trapping Tony against his swollen stomach. The position was familiar and welcome. Tony loves having Steve all safe and warm in his arms...

...but their baby has been kicking him through Steve all night. And hard.

"Fucking- shit!! ...Oww..."

Tony feels Steve frown against his nack.

"Sorry," Tony says, stretching his hand up to stroke Steve's hair. "Not in front of Junior, I know."

THE END

[augustdrawscoolstuff]

I swear to god next time a middle aged woman tells me men can’t give birth I’m gonna get her husband pregnant

[ketchup112]

Alright, this is kind of like an age up kind of thing for Zucchini and Kiwi. That in the future that she was curious about this. Follow Adam. And start asking questions. That she finally put two and two together. That these pitchers is. Her and her mom, Kiwi. Different stages counting that Kiwi just stuck pictures together and leave little notes. 

1. Of them is an ultrasound of Zucchini when she was still inside Kiwi for nine months.

2. of them is a picture of zucchini when she's in the hospital getting checked up in a fluffy blanket and wearing a fluffy cap.

3. one is a picture of Kiwi with his. Baby bump. With a tiny. On his belly. Or I was trying to make a baby bootie. Anyway, there's a piece of clothing for an infant on his stomach.

4. one is this zucchini and Kiwi bean. Just the cutest little mom and baby. Picture Ever.

5. You if you look at any of baby albums, you could see a bit of hair. As a reminder of first haircut. It's gross, but also cute. So Kiwi did that.

1.When picture is a demon baby called Rex gained spooked by a little butterfly. I just find it really cute that babies get covered in butterflies. Size for the horrifying facts about butterflies.

2.The third one underneath that picture is this. Conductor being the angry grandpa that we all know and love.

3.Third one is a happy little Elson family. That's being very sweet.

4.My friend Miss Top Hat has a character who had a baby, and cuddling is the best thing for them right now. So I actually draw zucchini as this cuddle magnet and would cuddle anyone insight if they are feeling bad. So he's stuck with. Two babies giving him lots of attention and love.

[paracosmicka]

50/50 chance i’ll delete these but idk

bebe spectral

[thanks-for-the-crabapples]

in case anyone is missing it arcane tiktok is recreating mishapocalypse by changing their pfps to show whether or not they support Jayce

here are the standard ones

even League of Legends is in on it, though they're avoiding choosing a side

it's gotten a little out of hand with the varieties but it's so good. there's pride flags, there's gay kisses, there's loss.jpg, there's anti maddie, there's scissors, there's reduce reuse recycle, there's isha lives, there's christmas, there's mpreg. you name it they got it

[freckliedan]

happy serious breach of the laws of biology to dan and phil & all who celebrate.

[griancraft]

[julius-caeser]

guys, not to spoil anything but i have an announcement! everyone on tbe 15th of March, let's all go to the senate so I can tell you guys! 🫃

[stardella]

Part 3 of my Astra AU

In a twist of fate, the coughing baby IS the hydrogen bomb

[darthbloodorange]

Treaty Solution

Rating: Teens Universe: Marvel Cinematic Universe Pairings: Steve Rogers/Tony Stark Characters: Steve Rogers, Tony Stark Warnings: Swearing, Implied Sexual Content, Mpreg (Sort of? I Guess?), Eggpreg, Xenophilia Major Tags: Canon Divergence AU, Different First Meeting AU, Crack Treated Seriously, Humour, Pre-Relationship, First Meetings, Interspecies Relationship (Not between Stony), Aliens, Tony Stark is So Done, Frustrated Tony Stark, Steve Rogers is a Little Shit, Steve Rogers Gives 0 Fucks (Well… He gave one and now has none 😂), Implied Bottom Steve Rogers, POV Tony Stark Word Count: 500 - Quintuple Drabble

Summery: That's it! Tony hates Captain America. He just met the guy, and he's nothing like the old war stories. Captain Rogers is just pure trouble.

For the: ✦ @tonystarkbingo Round 8 - Interspecies [Adopt]

Read below or on AO3 >HERE<

Tony paces, wearing a hole into the tile of the spaceship's sleeping quarters. His hands, tightly clenched, are kept firmly in his pockets. He's sure he'd start pulling his hair out otherwise, and he has an image to maintain.

Hell, how was he going to break this situation to Fury?

It was meant to be a difficult mission, yes. But fairly straightforward.

Meet the horrifyingly tentacled aliens that had shown up in their solar system. Treaty for peace. Return home, alive.

The aliens supposedly asked SHIELD for Earth's mightiest. Shield sent him and Captain Fucking America.

Tony doesn't know if the Captain America they sent him was the real deal or if SHIELD just sort of synthesized him in a lab. But he hopes it's the latter. Because this one is broken. Well, not broken... But... well...

Tony sighs, his whole body sagging. "Fuck..."

How do you tell the not-just-a-little terrifying head of a sketchy organization that you've been developing weapons for that you kind of impregnated their Captain America? Well, not him, personally. He didn't put the eggs there. But he didn't know that he had to make sure Captain America didn't go and breed with the potentially hostile Alien race they were trying to broker peace with.

Maybe he was wrong, assuming the guy was xenophobic, not xenophilic... But who'd blame him?

Tony pulls his hands out of his pockets and buries his face in them. Letting out a muffled scream.

Fury's going to kill him. Maybe Fury wouldn't do it himself... But his death warrant was signed. Maybe Fury would get that hot redhead to do it? That might be nice. Give him something pretty to look at while he goes. With his luck lately, it'll be Agent Coulson.

Tony takes several slow breaths that do nothing to settle his nerves.

Maybe he could just send Cap back to Fury and let him find out in 9 months time what happened.

...But the guy already looks 6 months along.

"Relax, Tony," The offending individual says from his stretched-out position on the bed.

Tony glares at him. "No. Nah. Uh no. First name privileges have been revoked."

Captain America rolls those damn pretty blue eyes of his. "Sure thing, Mr. Stark."

'He will not strangle Captain America! He WILL NOT strangle Captain America!!!'

"God, don't- Don't do that either. 'Mr Stark' just reminds me of my dad."

Cap just shrugs, nuzzling his face into the pillows. His right hand rubbing over the large swell of his belly.

Tony looks away, ignoring the uncomfortable feeling rising within him.

"You know, you could look just a little bit concerned about this whole situation," he says.

"We secured the treaty. Everything is on the up and up."

"It's not! Or have you forgotten the eggs in your gut?"

"I don't mind it."

"I hope it's not a chest-burster. For both our sakes."

First week of knowing Cap, he'd thought they were going to get along surprisingly well.

God, Tony hates him.

THE END

[cherrie-blue-s]

HELPPP THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE JUST A JOKE

WHY AM I CRYING

Ref:

Timkon

[chxsloop]

so there was this trend on twitter...

[honiemoss]

oh my god it just clicked that lumon put both a pregnant woman and a pregnant man statuette in the birthing cabin so that the innie mothers don’t realize it’s only women that have to do this. they don’t want them to realize that their entire existence is being a breeding mare

[bluejayscrying]

Batkids at a Gala and whenever a reporter asks about their background (lets say just for fun Bruce never says their adopted an they just.)

Jason: yeah my mother made a deal with him and as her firstborn, i was given to Bruce to be raised... Tim: My mother is a man. Bruce paid scientists secretly to ensure mpreg would occur. Duke: I am 100% Wayne. i fake tan for fun. a lot. Dick: he-he left my mother *hiccup* at the altar... Steph: ew. Hes NOT my dad Cassandra: Bruce gave birth to me. why else do you think he acts so seriously sometimes? leftover pregnancy hormones.