#Mpreg.

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lance posting this while visiting luca at the ranch like "i think penelope likes me now"

[augustdrawscoolstuff]

I swear to god next time a middle aged woman tells me men can’t give birth I’m gonna get her husband pregnant

[ketchup112]

Alright, this is kind of like an age up kind of thing for Zucchini and Kiwi. That in the future that she was curious about this. Follow Adam. And start asking questions. That she finally put two and two together. That these pitchers is. Her and her mom, Kiwi. Different stages counting that Kiwi just stuck pictures together and leave little notes. 

1. Of them is an ultrasound of Zucchini when she was still inside Kiwi for nine months.

2. of them is a picture of zucchini when she's in the hospital getting checked up in a fluffy blanket and wearing a fluffy cap.

3. one is a picture of Kiwi with his. Baby bump. With a tiny. On his belly. Or I was trying to make a baby bootie. Anyway, there's a piece of clothing for an infant on his stomach.

4. one is this zucchini and Kiwi bean. Just the cutest little mom and baby. Picture Ever.

5.��You if you look at any of baby albums, you could see a bit of hair. As a reminder of first haircut. It's gross, but also cute. So Kiwi did that.

1.When picture is a demon baby called Rex gained spooked by a little butterfly. I just find it really cute that babies get covered in butterflies. Size for the horrifying facts about butterflies.

2.The third one underneath that picture is this. Conductor being the angry grandpa that we all know and love.

3.Third one is a happy little Elson family. That's being very sweet.

4.My friend Miss Top Hat has a character who had a baby, and cuddling is the best thing for them right now. So I actually draw zucchini as this cuddle magnet and would cuddle anyone insight if they are feeling bad. So he's stuck with. Two babies giving him lots of attention and love.

[jaiussy]

mpreg ginhiji, mpreg ginhiji if u dont draw it ill make sure u fart out gallons of monsterX drink

hello! don’t make me turn off anon questions! thank you!

[darthbloodorange]

Treaty Solution

Rating: Teens Universe: Marvel Cinematic Universe Pairings: Steve Rogers/Tony Stark Characters: Steve Rogers, Tony Stark Warnings: Swearing, Implied Sexual Content, Mpreg (Sort of? I Guess?), Eggpreg, Xenophilia Major Tags: Canon Divergence AU, Different First Meeting AU, Crack Treated Seriously, Humour, Pre-Relationship, First Meetings, Interspecies Relationship (Not between Stony), Aliens, Tony Stark is So Done, Frustrated Tony Stark, Steve Rogers is a Little Shit, Steve Rogers Gives 0 Fucks (Well… He gave one and now has none 😂), Implied Bottom Steve Rogers, POV Tony Stark Word Count: 500 - Quintuple Drabble

Summery: That's it! Tony hates Captain America. He just met the guy, and he's nothing like the old war stories. Captain Rogers is just pure trouble.

For the: ✦ @tonystarkbingo Round 8 - Interspecies [Adopt]

Read below or on AO3 >HERE<

Tony paces, wearing a hole into the tile of the spaceship's sleeping quarters. His hands, tightly clenched, are kept firmly in his pockets. He's sure he'd start pulling his hair out otherwise, and he has an image to maintain.

Hell, how was he going to break this situation to Fury?

It was meant to be a difficult mission, yes. But fairly straightforward.

Meet the horrifyingly tentacled aliens that had shown up in their solar system. Treaty for peace. Return home, alive.

The aliens supposedly asked SHIELD for Earth's mightiest. Shield sent him and Captain Fucking America.

Tony doesn't know if the Captain America they sent him was the real deal or if SHIELD just sort of synthesized him in a lab. But he hopes it's the latter. Because this one is broken. Well, not broken... But... well...

Tony sighs, his whole body sagging. "Fuck..."

How do you tell the not-just-a-little terrifying head of a sketchy organization that you've been developing weapons for that you kind of impregnated their Captain America? Well, not him, personally. He didn't put the eggs there. But he didn't know that he had to make sure Captain America didn't go and breed with the potentially hostile Alien race they were trying to broker peace with.

Maybe he was wrong, assuming the guy was xenophobic, not xenophilic... But who'd blame him?

Tony pulls his hands out of his pockets and buries his face in them. Letting out a muffled scream.

Fury's going to kill him. Maybe Fury wouldn't do it himself... But his death warrant was signed. Maybe Fury would get that hot redhead to do it? That might be nice. Give him something pretty to look at while he goes. With his luck lately, it'll be Agent Coulson.

Tony takes several slow breaths that do nothing to settle his nerves.

Maybe he could just send Cap back to Fury and let him find out in 9 months time what happened.

...But the guy already looks 6 months along.

"Relax, Tony," The offending individual says from his stretched-out position on the bed.

Tony glares at him. "No. Nah. Uh no. First name privileges have been revoked."

Captain America rolls those damn pretty blue eyes of his. "Sure thing, Mr. Stark."

'He will not strangle Captain America! He WILL NOT strangle Captain America!!!'

"God, don't- Don't do that either. 'Mr Stark' just reminds me of my dad."

Cap just shrugs, nuzzling his face into the pillows. His right hand rubbing over the large swell of his belly.

Tony looks away, ignoring the uncomfortable feeling rising within him.

"You know, you could look just a little bit concerned about this whole situation," he says.

"We secured the treaty. Everything is on the up and up."

"It's not! Or have you forgotten the eggs in your gut?"

"I don't mind it."

"I hope it's not a chest-burster. For both our sakes."

First week of knowing Cap, he'd thought they were going to get along surprisingly well.

God, Tony hates him.

THE END

[thanks-for-the-crabapples]

in case anyone is missing it arcane tiktok is recreating mishapocalypse by changing their pfps to show whether or not they support Jayce

here are the standard ones

even League of Legends is in on it, though they're avoiding choosing a side

it's gotten a little out of hand with the varieties but it's so good. there's pride flags, there's gay kisses, there's loss.jpg, there's anti maddie, there's scissors, there's reduce reuse recycle, there's isha lives, there's christmas, there's mpreg. you name it they got it

[griancraft]

[animentality]

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[kcokaine]

Pregjo

[chloesimaginationthings]

This is Scott Cawthon’s biggest regret in FNAF..

[franz01]

Was this towel always this tight or what…?

[diminuel]

Luffy's reaction to finding out he's going to be a big brother.

At least a possible reaction if things unfolded like they did in canon. Poor Crocodile... X3

It's silly but it made me giggle while drawing so I hope you enjoy it too~

Sabo took one look at the situation and disappeared from the comic.

(Follow up where Luffy meets his little sibling for the first time!)

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Danny purposely wrote the worst fanfiction he could think of to mentally destroy Tucker and posted it online for everyone to read.

It was a fic so horrid that is would make Lex Luthor squirm, the Justice League writhe and any bats reading it cringe so hard thier spines would be turned to powder!

...so why were the Justice League at his door? And why are they saying that they need to protect him from the people his fic pissed off? We're supervillians really going to try to murder him over one fanfic?

A nearby explosion was his answer. Huh. At least it wasn't ghosts this time. Unfortunately, his parents are involved all the same, which meant their tech was involved, and he was powerless until he could get away from both them and the Justice League who wanted eyes on him 24/7.

[huggernaut90]