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They say if you speak Jacksepticeye's name three times in a mirror while holding a cup of totm coffee, he'll appear and call you a bitch
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"haha, shein and temu shoppers are now crying because of packages being blocked in the US"
YOU KNOW WHO'S ALSO CRYING???
ME
THE PERSON THAT HAS TO WORK 90HRS TO AFFORD RENT AND EGGS BECAUSE OUR ECONOMY IS FUCKED AND NOW CAN'T EVEN BUY THINGS WITH THAT STUPID HEADBAND WEARING FUCK ON IT FOR SEROTONIN BECAUSE THIS STUPID RANCID PILE OF DOG SHIT MASQUERADING AS A COUNTRY IS NO LONGER GETTING PACKAGES FROM HONG KONG AND CHINA I HATE IT HERE
#I took a nap and immediately woke up to bullshit#this shit is so ass and I am so tired and it's only been a few weeks#someone please adopt me and get me the fuck out of america
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i'm so behind on answering messages and asks and shit oh god i'm so sorry iv'e been sick and tired and overworked but i'm going to get back to all of you i promise
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nintendo online sucks because it’s not “pay us for an internet connection that you can then use to play games online” it sucks because it’s “pay us for the privilege to use the internet that you already pay someone else for and that your device is already connected to and can use for stuff like software updates. but not online play. you need to give us more of your money for that first” like damn. i miss the 3ds every day bro
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What having a body pillow of my favorite boy feels like 💓💕💦
commission from kinko_art
#waking up to this was so lovely let me tell ya my morning has been made#💕💕 derek my beloved#tpof derek#derek goffard#🌸🍓🔪🍡 sweet strawberry hell
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Hey what's this I'm hearing bout Trump ordering that your gender is whatever yours were at conception? Are y'all all females now or what
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I want you to remember:
The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.
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Morning routine 🥰💕
#it is 4pm this man would not know what a sleep schedule is if he lived w me#hope u all had a good day 🌸 im gonna play elden ring
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ahehehehe!! Weeeeeeeeee!!! ^w^ *holding your hand and skipping with you as we are hunted for sport*
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cute little intro I made for my twitter 🌸🍓🪽
art is by tissssha / derek and me custom LPS are made with a picrew
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method actor this method actor that. toshiro mifune played a guy getting shot at by arrows by getting shot at by arrows
and yeah i believe it. ^ this is the face of a guy getting shot at by arrows
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