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Oh these vampire vibes are so good😈 🫠
elvis preforming at the LV international (7-31-69) 𐙚˙⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩
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gives off some vamp elvis vibes + him in black is 🤤🤤🤤
#god he’s so freaking hot#he doesn’t even need to try!#I just love him in all black#oh what a lovely thought to write something about when he first gets to Vegas…#I wonder#the things he could get up to when he first gets to Vegas#hmmm#I might need to write this#I can’t escape vampire Elvis#nope#he has a hold on me🫠#elvis presley#elvis presley x reader#vampire Elvis
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Consider young odysseus and Penelope courting by going on adventures together (committing crimes)
#The odyssey#Pre-canon#Odysseus#Penelope#Odypen#odysseus x penelope#I need to know how their courting went down#I bet it was insane#And also filled with sweet heartfelt crafts#Helen and the suitors in the background watching odypen commit crimes like it's some fucked up mating dance#Going what the fuck what the fuck#Helen: I'm so glad you found someone to match your freak pen but odysseus broke into our tressurary yesterday and father almost killed him#Helen: so maybe turn it down okay#Helen: At least while your father is here#Penelope: absolutely not did you see how hot ody's smug face was when he waltzed in carrying all of our precious jewels#Penelope: how will I know he's the one if he won't commit crimes against man and gods on my say so#Penelope: besides now I can steal his ships and I have not had this much fun in years
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This scene...
#the bouncing leg#god it just felt so real#first watch I was almost freaked by his screaming for help but by the second scream I realized..#was rooting for him so hard I nearly hollered when he spat that gas waaaghhh#but that's not what this post is about ... :)#ryan gosling#video#ryan gosling is hot
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"We need more complex female characters" y'all couldn't even handle her
#yes she cheats on her husband and then freaks out when he cheats on her. yes she killed a man. yes she was possessed for a while. so what#god forbid women do anything#honestly truly sincerely. she has never done anything wrong ever. and if she has well it was really hot so consider that.#evil#evil cbs#rambles
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just finished malevolent relisten. needless to say the obsession has been rekindled tenfold its previous magnitude
#im so fucking isnane about this podcast#ok notable reactions:#john.. Oh my god. It’s so insane to go back and hear how much he’s changed in the way he talks and reasons and treats arthur#i love you john doe malevolent#fav trans allegory ever!!!!!#definitely relate to him a normal amount (liar voice)#and then. S2. I really need to make that animatic with lonesome dreams#godddd i forgot how painful the ep18 divorce was#and then!!!! the canna mentions helping noel escape!!! completely forgot about that part#s3. oh my god. absolute fav season. soooo many crazy moments.#like coda??? “You want him back.” “I want him safe.” You want him baaack.” “I want him back”#KAYNE I FUCKING HATE THAT RAT BASTARD.NEED TO BASH HIS HEAD IN WITH A ROCK BUT HES A FREAK AND HED ENJOY IT SO I CANT#piece od shit#and then 23/24??????? arthur’s happy cry-laugh???? dead#part 25. “I killed myself. For a voice in my head. Do you know how mad that sounds?” what if IIII killed myself#26. god. Then 27. And 28. Literally my fav season ever#followed closely by s4#ohhhh my god i forgot how hot the butcher is like genuinely#i completely forgot prelude somehow???? giggling kicking my feet twirling my hair the whole time#i need to be this homicidal gay irishman hes so hot oh my god#the 29 divorce. with the movie lmaoo#i need to draw them going on a night out and seeing a movie and getting dinner and drinks and dancing and (gets shot)#gooddddd i remember listening to 31 for the first time and being so fucking confused#PART 33. HIT ME RIGHT IN THE EMOTIONS. OH MY GOD. BELLA SALTZMAN I COULD’VE TREATED YOU SO MUCH BETTER#34….. i can’t speak about 34 without barking and howling like a rabid dog#dog. Is that a butcher refere(gets shot for the third time)#NOELLLLLL MY DARLING WIFE I LOVE HIM SO MUCH#this has just inspired me to keep writing hofth with ella tbh#lowkey don’t even get the obsession with oscar tho i can’t be talking#to each their own or whatever
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ANDREW GARFIELD at the Zegna Spring/Summer 2024 Fashion/Dinner Show.
#andrew garfield#he's so freaking smooth and delicious#why is he so cute and so hot at the same time#god i need to [redacted] with him so much#my pussy is soaked#judge me idc#his smile is so special#zegna dinner show#zegna fashion show#zegna spring summer 2024 fashion show#zegna#milan fashion week#the italy era is back#italy#peter parker#spider man#the amazing spider man#tasm#tasm peter parker#tasm peter#andrew peter parker#andrew peter#sincericida
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BEHOLD !! LUKE POST !!
#luke hemmings#luke 5sos#lh#🩵🩵🩵#✨✨✨#black and white#vampire#so hot 🔥🔥🔥#👀👀👀#luke is a freaking god look at him#like why#luke#behold he is here#literally an angel
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What does Sam think of Leo so far?
Happy 100+ followers! Samirah and Magnus are now open to answer your questions :). (cr @ginnyluna for the elf heritage idea bc those were some fun and cute tags from waaay back that I had to slip in) prev ask
#guys my favorite hc is making leo freak the fuck out about whether or not they know he's greek but actually the people who know just#dont talk about it#I will answer that one ask about timeline in just a bit but as of rn I have placed us in HoT right after magnus has already spoken w beth#so possibly both sam and magnus know - or sam just knows he's SOME sort of demigod but has the parent wrong.. I haven't decided#magnus chase#samirah al abbas#samirah al abbas responds#mcga#alex fierro#v²au#art#hotel valhalla#valhalla!valgrace#magnus chase and the gods of asgard
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we always get perv!suguru well how about perv!reader… bit sleazy, always sporting a smirk, has a natural air of sensuality/mystique who’s also a major masochist… suguru is stammering & blushing & calls reader a “pervert” & reader is just like… “yeah i am.” cue the huge sleazy grin & lowlidded eyes… suguru straddling reader & just saying certain things in genuine shock like, “god i can’t believe this turns you on?!” “you’re such a freak.” “wait… you like being choked like this?” & all the while reader is giggling & reiterating his points back to him “yeah this turns me on… mhmm.” “i know, i’m such a freak aren’t i sugu, just horrendous huh?” “seems you like choking me just as much… heh.” god… i need to write this there’s just something abt this dynamic that’s sooooooooo 😵💫 DELICIOUS TO ME………………. WHEW
#suguru with his hair all over his face & neck bc he’s so frazzled and he’s blushing bc he’s majorly turned on#i think it’s also a fun take on him still being degrading/humiliating but in like… a genuine/awe-inspired/cute way 😭#he’s like… GENUINELY asking if you’re turned on and he sees your sleazy grin and drool escaping your mouth and you’re just like#‘mhm… real fucking turned on’ cue suguru busting a nut right then and there#i have an image of him wearing a hoodie + boxers + glasses + w his hair down and WHEW…………..#god i have to fucking write this in my mind it’s so hot…#basically reader is just like the perv toji/gojo/geto people read but more masochistic#MORE PERV!READERS! IT’S WHAT WE DESERVE & I WILL DELIVER! EVENTUALLY!#they’re in an est. relationship this would be in like the beginning of their relationship 🤭#sugu knows how much of a freak they are and . he’s just as freaky & kinky now too hehehehehehe#I HAVE TO WRITE THIS SOON RAHHHHHHHH I’M SO SRS I’M SO EXCITEDDDDDDD#personal#snippets#<- so i remember and actually write this SOON
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Oh, for a skeleton key…
Plus a digital mockup to simulate a red ink pass that i discovered could not be achieved well enough with the materials available to me, and the original pencils.
#baldur's gate 3#astarion#fan art#ink drawing#inktober#(i guess eehehe)#i drew him for funsies and sent him on his merry way to lands unknown(the postal system)#i expressed my initial anxiety about drawing his face properly to a friend who rightfuly observed that his head IS yoshiko shaped#wonderful shape. 10/10. the jacket….#was a labor and a half lol#worth it for the bestie though lol#i would draw him so he could look at his vain self#i wanna see if i can get that artist guy in game to paint him lol#i’m only in act two at the time of typing#still one of my fave interactions with him:#‘i dont want a freaking poem#just tell me i’m hot’#astarion… buddy… look at me…. i’m a god damn bard how could you say these things to me?#my craft!!#Pointy bastard mean girl hungry boy crime time murder elf.
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tbh i just wanted to come back from not saying anything since may to slap some rodrick pics on everyones dashboard cuz UGHHH hes so freaking hot kill me rnnnn why cant i just be him or like.. maybe get a hug from him or something UGHHH
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the deweys photos are from this video: https://youtu.be/5xTwJho44ao?si=bPw8MZZ327lCogVZ aren’t they just everything
kissing you and the minnesota wild official media team (with consent) full on the mouth, THANK YOU THIS VIDEO IS EVERYTHING 🥰🥰 i have seen pieces of it before i think (connor petting a shark 🥹) but the entire video start to finish is such a delight, 10/10 would recommend
#i’m so glad i saw this now and not when i was deranged at 2AM last night (i say as if i am not currently deranged)#like i had to physically pause. stop watching the video. to take notes to tell you guys about it i hope you know#holyjost thank u i love u i appreciate u & how u always have the sources 😭#i send out a prayer to the universe (put shit in the tags) & u provide#liv in the replies#holyjost#i love this reaction image btw it is one of my FAVORITES#anyway i was just chilling and then lost it at the ‘brandon just says shit’ part and had to start writing down notes (as follows)#there is SO much. the lore. the fact that brandon lasts two seconds before his shirt comes off everyone else is so bundled#dewey2 immediate “sharks” girl help the two of them on the bean bag together#the boat competition BOLDY’S CONTRACT??? yeah i AM thinking about that in a weird way what kind of contract brandon#also boldy motion sickness girlie he’s so real for that one 😭😭#and brandon talking a big game and then like fuckin. curled into a ball on the beanbag passed out bro i cannot.#LD BONITA? LD BONITA FISH??? So excitedly???? my GOD.#LEAVE THAT POOR FISH ALONE!!!!#oh the shark lore 🥺 dewey baby let me take you to this fantastic thing called an aquarium.#you can pet sharks there!!! i can’t even. i know i’ve seen it and had a breakdown about it before but connor’s hand when he pets the shark#the absolute joy oh my god. connor PLEASE ik u want to touch all the fish… we have sturgeon & sting rays & jellies#brandon praising connor’s attitude 🫡 he is so goal oriented they said the goal is a vibe check and connor studied.#also. save me hot brothers save me#what the fuck is this yeti cup ritual give me a cult au NOW wkdndiwkdi they’re such freaks. i love it. also just drink it bro#VLADDY MENTION THAT’S MY BOY HI BEAUTIFULLLLL#OH THIS WAS THE MIDDSY FIGHT???#awww Freddy (who i never think is a forward??)#connor dewar#brandon duhaime#minnesota wild#for reference!
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We talk a lot about comphet Nancy but what about comphet Robin. 15yo comphet Robin who somehow ends up dating Steve and suffering through every second of it because she's not ready to admit she's in love with Nancy Wheeler.
#ronance#steve needed to get his grades up in spanish and robin needed money and entertainment so when he asked for help she was like yeah sure#she didn't expect him to find her hot and she certainly did NOT expect him to ask her out when she's the resident weird girl and hes Popula#the fact that he's popular makes it even worse in her eyes. but she's young and scared and not ready to be herself#she just wants to fit in and have friends#and she mentalizes herself that a boyfriend is pretty much just a boy friend#how bad can it be?#queue to her coming to her senses when she's in steve's bed half dressed. freaking out and about to jump out the window because#gOD she just hates herself so much. how did she end up like this#my posts
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you guys know billy lenz has a. a face right.
someone went in and lightened the image and BY GOD
WHY IS HE SO PRETTY
and thank FUCK he’s NOT PETER
I got this pic from the thumbnail of this video btw
#billy lenz#black christmas#slashers#guys i am freaking out#HE HAS A FACE#AND ITS SO PRETTY#AUGH#i cannot be normal about this#oh my god oh my god#oh my god hes so hot
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ANDREW GARFIELD at Wimbledon.
Unrealistically hot.
#andrew garfield#so unreal#unrealistically cute and gentle#he's so freaking smooth and delicious#so fucking hot#my pussy is throbbing#judge me idc#god i need to [redacted] with him so much#wimbledon#events#apperance#peter parker#spider man#the amazing spider man#tasm#tasm peter parker#tasm peter#andrew peter parker#andrew peter#sincericida
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HIII I KNOW. A LITTLE BIT ABOUT ANNIHILATION. PERIPHERALLY. ive seen like part of it but i do NOT remember much. except that its one of the prettiest movies ive ever seen. that being said im so eyes emoji abt ur au..... r there any specific scenes frm the movie ur thinking about?? how would the character dynamics differ from either canon?? etc etc etc!!!
GOD I FUCKING LOOOOOVE ANNIHILATION. ONE OF MY TOP 5 FAVORITE MOVIES OF ALL TIME EVER. yes yes yes yes yes OK. so this is. all encompassing crossover jrwi au which means I'm pulling characters from different campaigns. which. usually im not a huge fan of but i think i pulled it off rlly well in a limited sense here bc i have very specific reasoning behind why i put each character where. u will know at least two of them and they WILL cause you psychic damage so trust me when i say the other ones will too. putting this under a cut bc im gonna ramble
BASICALLYYYYY it's gonna follow the plot of the movie pretty closely just with slightly altered character dynamics + each of their reasons for going into the shimmer. so each person on the Current Team has lost someone on a previous expedition, and basically all of them are trying to find answers for what happened to their loved ones.
im gonna talk mainly about the ones you know because youll understand where I'm coming from the best with them but just know I am OBSESSED w the roles I have put gillion and chip in here. god I miss riptide every day .
DAKOTA COLE AS ANYA. Anya is the retired paramedic !! she's the one that. hold everything. gets killed by the fucked up bear. smile. that was just a fun little coincidence for me . ORIGINALLY I was dead set on having the pd representative be william bc im biased and I love him but after rewatching the movie I just think dakota fits in anyas place so perfectly. she's the most outgoing of the group, she's the one that initially invites Lena to join their team (also side note there is a pre-existing dynamic between dakota and chip because they've had MULTIPLE interactions in various what if crossover episodes and their dynamic is one of my favorite things ever). she's also the most aggressive. she's the first one to snap into action mode after finding the body in the pool, she's the one to take josie away from it and has a very protective stance over josie for the rest of the time after that (this is going to be relevant i am gonna talk about josie next) . once the group starts arguing about whether they want to continue further into the shimmer, anya shifts into a VERY black and white mentality, pinning ventress as The Bad Guy immediately for wanting to continue. and then when Lena shows some hesitancy over what she wants to do, anya snaps into a "youre either with me or against me" mindset. she also has this growing sense of paranoia ever since they find the tape of what appears to be the previous crew killing each other, and after she learns Lena is lying to them about her connection with Kane she goes way overboard with tying them to chairs and threatening to kill them. while i don't think dakota would necessarily go that far I DID say this to jonesy when we were rewatching the movie together so. bfu connecting two dots meme
anyway i think dakota is in the shimmer looking for william AND vyncent. parallels to the "dakota leaves for 10 months without telling them" which is why the three of them would be separated in the first place. william somehow finds out about the southern reach and his draw toward a mystery is what causes him to join the first expedition. vyncent goes with him because he can sense it's dangerous (and basically a suicide mission) and doesn't want william to go alone. I have. ideas. for what happens to them in the shimmer but they are vague at best right now and even then. dakota never finds out what happens to them before he's killed by the bear. the bear uses their voices to draw him out btw. smile. he dies protecting thr rest of the group even immediately after his paranoid breakdown.
OK THAT GOT LONG. OOPS. ONTO THE SECOND ONE
SHILO AS JOSIE. ohhhhh josie radek one of my favorite characters in media of all time. God I love her so much. anyway she's the only one of the current expedition with no previous combat training, so she's often seen by the rest of them as someone who needs to be protected. if I'm remembering correctly she's also the youngest. (in this. au. dakota would be older than shilo. feels better in my mind. none of them would be Kids they'd all be adults at this point but I'd put shilo in early 20s and dakota maybe in mid 20s. so . still young.) shilo is in the shimmer looking for his twin brother who went missing. somehow he was able to track down the southern reach and find out emizel was part of a previous expedition, and desperately wants to get him back. he's the one with the LEAST amount of knowledge going into the shimmer. he doesn't realize it's a suicide mission. he just wants his brother back. anyway when they get to the first outpost they find the remnants of the first team's base of operations, with names on a guard patrol rotation and leftover weapons and. a video camera. with a tape in a plastic bag labeled "for those who follow". josie is the one holding the camera when they watch it. the tape shows members of the previous party in the abandoned pool, one guy tied to a chair while the others cut open his abdomen to show his intestines moving around like snakes or worms. in the movie, the guy who cuts him open is Kane, Lena's husband. the rest of the party doesn't know her connection to kane, and she knows now if she tells them they won't trust her (and is proven correct by this when anya eventually finds out her connection) ANYWAY I'm going off track. sorry this is my favorite scene in the whole movie I get distracted. ANYWAY so when they see this, josie is the most immediately horrified by it because she's the only one who hasn't seen anything as gruesome as that before. for shilo. well. he gets to see the one being cut open is emizel. and then later when they get to the pool and find the body still there (again. josie is the one to find this. she's also the one who reaches down into the old dirty water and accidentally picks up the knife. which was still left in the same place they saw it be dropped in the tape) corpse plastered to the wall by all kinds of multicolored fungus and lichen, I think shilo doesn't immediately break down, he doesn't really. process it right away. I mean it's completely unrecognizable. it's not until he accidentally picks up the knife that it all clicks into place in his mind and he realizes "that thing right there used to be my fucking brother" and completely shuts down. runs out of the complex, dakota has to chase him down because they all know its dangerous to go anywhere alone, etc. after this he loses any sense of purpose, the only reason he came into the shimmer in the first place was to get emizel back and now seeing what happened I think he just gets. hopeless. which is the beginning of the end for him . i haven't decided if his exact death is the same as josies but i want it to be peaceful in the same sort of way. "imagine dying frightened and in pain and having that be the only part of you which survives... i wouldnt like that at all" "ventress wants to face it.. you want to fight it... im not sure i want either of those things...." josie radek i am in love with you. anyway. annihilation pool scene for you because I love this image more than anything
#DEFINITELLYYYYY RECOMMEND WATCHING THE MOVIE AHAIN ITS SO FUCKING GOOD#i have a lot of thoughts about gillion and chips roles as well but you havent listened to riptide yet so it wont hit as hard#also the others for posterity: rand from bitb as sheppard (the first one to die) looking for rolan and kian .#and rumi from apotheosis as ventress (the leader of the party) . i have a lottttt of thoughts about rumi ventress. they mean a lot to me.#especially considering what happens to ventress at the end of the movie. mirrors rumis relationship to godhood really well i think#UGH. fucking obsessed w this au#my freak week post for tomorrow is in fact the pool scene. surprise surprise. where they find the tape#so you get. THREE images. first one is gillion with the knife#second one is emizel being cut open to Worm Guts (the prompt is weird gore. lmao)#and the third one is. shilo and chips different flavors of horrified reactions.#and bc this is an au where there are not. fish people and superpowers and vampires and such#i gave characters like gill and the twins and rumi more human/modern designs. and .#holy shit i popped off with gillions completely by accident#i just kind of. started coloring him and zoned out and then went *squidward voice* oh god hes hot !#so i think i got possessed. actually.#anyway. thank you so much for letting me ramble this has been on my mind ALL afternoon#asks#friends!!!#intertexts#jrwi annihilation
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