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i hate perspective. happy new years also
#i wanted to do something with j as a new years post but didnt have the patience to actually get it done#so instead i just went with what i was already drawing#nuvi nuvi nuvi nuvi nuvi nuvi nuvi#finally i've been able to draw this robo god damn ship#it has been clouding my mind for MONTHS#and i've finally been able to draw it#trying to color and slightly shade for the first time in. a while#violentbitingbiscuits#nuvi#nuziv#theres five hundred names for this ship dude#can you fandom people get it together and just settle on one#drew half of this last night and the other half today and surprisingly did not hate what i got done yesterday#amazing. can my mind do that for all my other art instead of despising it once a 5 hour timer is up#murder drones#murder drones uzi#uzi doorman#murder drones n#serial designation n#murder drones v#serial designation v#i love the concept that uzi crumples like tissue paper when given any affection#v pfp is an old sketch i dont think i posted on here dont mind it
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Someone needs to start a PSA campaign telling elderly folk not to stand in the fucking way at supermarkets. I got shit to do that isn't wait for you to finish your convo with Dorris
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Curtwen Week Day 6: Happy Ending
#I like to believe that there is a universe where they get to grow old together#just one#look once upon a time I read a fic that had me bawling my fuckin eyes out where they get to grow old together#I do want to say that I believe in personal growth and I think that Curt can 100% have a happy ending without Owen- where he can grow#away from that experience and where he can healthily cope with the trauma he ended up with#where he can find solace in something other than alcohol and where he can find it in himself to forge new relationships and build his#connections with people like Tatiana#etc etc#I just want to make it known that this is one of many happy endings that could happen#(amongst the several sad ones that I know also exist)#ALSO I wanted to draw the old men and I do what I want#but yeah something something if the universe is infinite /ref#maybe this is a universe where the banana incident never happened and they were able to retire together#ough#the curtwen feels are really getting me today#I adore them#also I used a new brush ive been having fun with this past week#doesn’t it look cool?#I really like drawing with it and I like how it looks so#we might be seeing more of this one in the future#although 6b is still my guy#damn y’know hypothetically- if Owen (depending on the au) and Curt lived to be in their 60s (at least) they would witness the first Pride#god can you imagine that?#At the very least Curt being around for stonewall and everything that came after that with queer rights#FUCK anyways#fun fact: a group of frogs is called an army#isn’t that cute#reminds me of that one person on TikTok that raised like a thousand frogs- they had a literal army of frogs#crazy#curtwen week
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divine revelation struck while rewatching conclave and burnt this visual parallel to my retinas I’m sorry
#conclave#vincent benitez#manual insert the corporate needs you to identify meme#people’s princess and people’s pope#(also god’s favourite princess ofc)#I apologize for woobifying that old man#fictional cardinals? on MY blorbo list? well I’ll be damned
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Damn so everyone was as starved for miryumi content as i was? Have another treat
#these are fresh out the oven#looking through my old miryumi doodles for the prev post inspired me again#the sillies#this is genuinely my canon#horikoshi has said nothing about it so its true#while stain was getting curb stomped by a high schooler miryumi were out buying groceries#fuyumi watches every single one of rumis fights btw#to be supportive and out of fear#even though shes generally not all that worried#cause lets be real#mirko could take on god and win on a good day#i headcanon that mirko will answer fuyumis calls live on air cameras be damned#and this is how fuyumi gets obscure celebrity partner status#people know she exists but not who she is#they definitely have a dedicated fanbase though#the day people find out 'yumi' is pro hero endeavors daughter theyre gonna lose their shit#the reveal in the previous post is my canon#anywaysies! self indulgent as usual#fuyumi todoroki#usagiyama rumi#mirko#miryumi#mha#bnha#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#wlw#chiquilines draws
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is considering jacking off to be a sport one of the COVID symptoms
Art creds:
wp_38_mayonezx (on Twitter)
vv3spa (on Twitter)
karonnnnn02 (here on tumblr)
#squid game#squid game 2#the salesman#the recruiter#salesman x gihun#saleshun#would you guys consider JACKING OFF to be a sport#i don't know about you motherfuckers but I consider that shit to be a sport ok?#if people can sit back and label goddamn golf which is the boringest fucking sport in the world a goddamn sport#if you can label that shit a sport and if you can label goddamn fishing as a sport I know damn well you can label jacking off a sport#think about it#what the fuck athletically are you really doing in golf my nigga?#all you're doing is hitting the goddamn golf club#“oh my god man that’s a long-ass birdie man. nice birdie. nice putt man! 250 yar-“#get the fuck outta here nobody cares about that boring-ass shit.#who the fuck really watches golf? Nobody gives a fuck#it makes niggas fall asleep#fishing on the other hand. what the fuck are you really doing athletically my nigga in fishing?#all that you're doing is that you're sitting your bitch-ass up in a boat.#usually its old-ass snagged teeth motherfuckers that ain't got no goddamn teeth up in their fucking grill or up in they're mouth#they're just sitting up in a goddamn boat you know what I'm saying?#throwing a goddamn rod. it could be any kind of goddamn bait up on the end of the rod#It could be a worm. it could be a caterpillar. it could be a centipede. it could be a dead-ass butterfly#it could be a fucking beak of a dead bird. it could be anything you know what I'm saying?#“oh my god we caught a big-ass salmon! reel that fat bitch in! yeah!”#motherfucker what are you doing athletically?#how the fuck is that working up a sweat my nigga?#what. you're working out your arms because you have to reel that motherfucker in?#nigga that’s not a sport dawg#well fuck it. you know what? It is a sport. fuck it. you guys wanna consider that shit to be a sport?
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Artists on Instagram and tiktok and most other sites are the strongest people on earth because the comments are always fied with so many stupid people. I'd be murdering them if that was on my posts.
People have no idea what the fuck art is.
#for context: a bunch of people hating on someone for creating art in a fun way.#it was abstract art#the person in the video was just throwing paint on the canvas and they were using different objects to make interesting pattens and stuff#and the comments were just FILLED with people going 🤡“#like SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPP.#“i could do this too” OKAY DO IT THEN#ART IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN. THE PERSON IS LITERALLY JUST HAVING FUN#also i hate hate hate when someone posts “bad art” on purpose and the comments tell them how their 3 year old child could do it better-#LIKE OH MY FUCKING GOD. SHUT UR GOD DAMN MOUTH. NO ONE CARES.#THE ART IS BAD ON PURPOSE. ITS THE ART STYLE. THE “UGLY” IS ON PURPOSE. ITS SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE THAT#ALSO. STOP BEING MEAN TO NEW ARTISTS WHO ARE JUST STARTING OUT TOO#LIKE FUCK DUDE#art isnt just realism and proper body proportions its literally whatever the fuck you want it to be#you created something and you had fun doing so? congrats you made art! doesnt matter if its good or not you made it!!! its art!!!!@@#idk people just have no idea what art is.#not every artwork is gonna look like a fucking monet painting
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those damned anime weebs were right, Neon Genesis Evangelion really does go fucking hard
#neon genesis evangelion#evangelion#end of evangelion#neon genisis#i loved all the parts with the childhood trauma :)c#aka every second of every episode#also god damn the fanbase is annoying LMAAAO#people saying shinji was a coward and too whiny; like bro u get ur 14 year old ass up in that ship and fight a biblically accurate angel#the size of fucking EARTH#like homie its about child abuse; ptsd trauma; and the despair it brings and how you can break through that despite how dark it gets#fanbase is literally like 30+ redditorbros like 'do you ship AsuShin or ReiShin? haha who do u think is hotter? ;P'#LIKE NONE YOU FREAK THEY'RE 14 AHHHH#.....but obviously Ritsuko and Maya are endgame. theyre canon wlw and 24+. its fuckin over for yall#thank you for reading my rambling bullshit ;-)
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I have been dealing with how much some people hate Gambit for TEN YEARS and one of these days (not today) I am finally going to snap and pull this story. TEN YEARS. TEN HUMAN YEARS.
#this person DID read the tags they just hate how the ot3 is being handled#which is a change from what I usually get#congratulations to marvel fandom for NOT BEING INSANE#because being in sw for years literally rewired my brain in a bad fucked up way#though you know having been dealing with this for the past ten years there's actually been a fairly dramatic shift#in the past five or six years (maybe a hair longer I'm not going through all of it) in The Thing People Hate#it used to be the ot3 IN GENERAL and increasingly it's 'oh my god they're CHEATING you are ADVOCATING CHEATING'#the things people hate in this fic are indicative of larger trends in fandom as a whole#which is mildly fascinating but also oh my god leave me alone#just don't read the damn TEN YEAR OLD FIC if you find yourself not liking it#leave me out of it#talking about feedback in public#anyway it took a while in mcu fandom but I finally got broken of my instinctive dread whenever I saw an AO3 comment notification#still feel it whenever I see a comment notification on wake/gambit though and probably will forever
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mindless rambling in tags don't mind me
#not art post#rambling in tags because i can and its MY BLOG#anyway its about tdp *waits* ok for the three of you that actually care#someone retweeted one of my threads from 2019 after s2 dropped (imo the BEST tdp season) and i reread it#and tbh i am still right about viren's characterization#obviously canon changed some things but TO BE REAL..... i dont care what the writers say bc i had beef since s3#how am i supposed to believe any viren and callum parallels and callbacks when they..... havent talked since when?#and uhhh viren's demise lol i expected it but wow i am not happy with the lead up to it#more cool and eloquent people put it in better words on twitter and probably tumblr too idk i just say things and hope they make sense#anyway viren is still the very real traumatized angry severely depressed old man from s2... his life was just revealed to be so much worse#like damn. he was poor he was orphan he got divorced and then a stupid mirror started ruining his life even more#yes the mirror was the start of it why do you think aaravos revealed himself after viren's firey break down#aaravos went i can make him worse and ran with it#should viren go to prison? yeah i never once denied that lmao but god he and his family were really the ones to suffer in the show#at least viren is gone so i can just *plucks him out of the dirt and morphs him into my own oc* (im for real)#i got maybe more to say but this is long and im lazy and im not too smart so i will just move on#i will watch s7................................... i GUESS and if you find salt i will probably be there lol
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https://www.tumblr.com/skullsandcorals/738285799236321280/im-dyslexic-im-not-stupid
1. Holy shit I am so happy I found another person who gets how smart Percy is, and gets that every instance of Percy looking/getting called stupid is due to his dyslexia or people not telling him anything.
2. Which book/chapter is this from? I need to bookmark it ASAP and start shouting it from the metaphorical tumblr hills.
3. We really don't talk about how good a mom Sally is? Like yeah she's badass and gentle but like. She respects Percy. When the school system failed Percy, she's the one who still not only believed that he was smart but still acted like it and probably taught him too. Queen mom Sally Jackson right there.
1.) YEAHH EXACTLY. Or his ADHD 😭 It drives me NUTS whenever Percy is treated as the dumb + comedic guy. Like I get what they're saying and why they're saying it, but sometimes his character gets reduced to JUST that and it hurts my soul. I get that he's funny as a narrator and as a character and sometimes he can be a little "clueless" but it just feels like some people like to think of that as either all he is or a huge part of who he is. I believe I've also seen Leo get this treatment despite literally being insanely smart at such a young age so. that's...fun. They can be funny and smart too 😞
2.) It's from the 10th Anniversary edition of The Lightning Thief! It's Rick's cover letter for the first readers of the manuscript & a note from the narrator. I don't have a copy of that edition myself, but I've seen some pictures of it on Rick's blog and someone posted one of the pages on Reddit (where I got it from).
Here's the full page from Reddit (source) & the picture from Rick's blog where the page is visible (source):
3.) YEEEAHHHH I LOVE HER SO MUCH!!! What I would do to get adopted by her rn. The way she talks to him makes me kinda teary-eyed because she's just so...you can just tell how much she loves Percy and that she would do anything to make sure he grew up resilient and kind in a world that's always out to get him. She believes in him so much that it just makes me lose my mind a little. It's just so sweet and I can't help but feel so moved by it.
I'm not sure if you've read Chalice of the Gods, but there's this scene where (spoilers, kinda) Sally talks to Percy after the whole thing with Hebe and honestly this scene makes me want to sob and cry and weep
“You are a lot of things, Percy. But helpless isn't one of them.”
#personal mail ♡#long post#pjo/hoo#percy jackson#sally jackson#percy jackson and the olympians#the lightning thief#chalice of the gods#don't get me wrong tho. i know percy can and had acted clueless or oblivious or whatever.#but my gods. at least think about it for a hot second.#adhd + dyslexia + people just not telling him shit + other characters treating him like he's stupid + gods know what else#i wouldn't have said anything if they were just talking about the book#and about that one specific scene where percy called his teacher an old sot#because he did admit he did not know what the hell that meant.#but c'mon :/. percy will say anything relatively smart and people will discredit the shit out of his intelligence and knowledge 💀#has acted*** just ignore any typos I'm sorry 😭#the impertinent thing isn't even that big of a deal 😭 it's like...one relatively “big” word. but gods forbid right 💀#but anyway I love sally she's great and awesome and no she is not perfect but she sure tries her damn best to be who Percy needs her to be
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alright fuck you if you haven’t seen the episode yet Thats On You its free on youtube why are you going on a murder drones blog why haven’t you w
#remember that old post about growing a dd arm in place of a regular one?#new idea#knife hands#(rad as hell)#anyways fun fact someone ended up tracing over that post so#i take that as confirmation that i'm a decent artist#am i doing the glare thingy right cause it looks wrong but i dont know how else to do it#i remember seeing an post with biological weapons uzi before ep 4 was released#seeing if i can go find it cause God Damn#it predicted where this episode was going#yea she chases people she doesnt like with it#this is a lot of tags#art#artwork#murder drones#murder drones uzi#murder drones uzi solver#not tagging lizzy cause shes lame
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Whether algorithmically created (like tiktok, youtube, instagram, etc) or manufactured manually (like tumblr or 4chan), the inescapable nature of online echo chambers and their consequences terrifies and depresses me
#Often think about my old colleague who was the sweetest guy but pipelined into alt right ideologies through podcasts and tiktok#He once showed me a “fun fact” about there existing a soup in china made from infants and it appears he actually genuinely believed it to b#true#took one search to find out that it's a picture made by some contemporary artist and of course it wasn't real#but that's one of many things his algorithm threw at him and with enough bullshit you're not gonna fact check every single thing#Tumblr is also far from innocent tbh#people in here will start a bullying campaign of minors if they draw a fat character not fat enough or something like this and are often to#deep into tumblr thinking to consider that maybe this shit is also wild as fuck#I'm chronically online myself and I'm genuinely terrified of what kind of shit I casually utter in my daily interactions unaware of how#indoctrinated I had become in some type of specific echo chamber way#And what is it you can even do to avoid it#be chronically offline — yeah that sounds like a tangible possibility#except in today's reality you literally cannot do that as it'll just alienate you both online and offline because we don't live in a vacuum#And you quite literally can't afford to be illiterate about what's happening online for many reasons#I really need to delete this blog god fucking damn it I don't know how else to stop using it
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WHAT IS THIS"!? THIS IS WHAT I DRAW!!! freaky guide
AND HE'S NOT FUCKING THE WALL 😭STOOOOOOOp
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mr qi doodling 🙏 i fuck with his design so hard
#stardew valley#mr qi sdv#fanart#i’ve been trying to learn how to draw different bodytypes lately#all my skinny friends draw fat people better than me and i’m like GOD DAMN!!! GOD DAMN#this should be my domain… i need to work harder🙏‼️#all in the name of drawing appropriate dad bods for all my evil old men
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i say this as someone whos friends w a handful of plural/DID buds.. it's okay to come to terms with ur plurality. it's okay to say you have DID. its a frustrating thing to have and the world is very unkind to those with DID/who are plural. you kind of seem to brush off the really horrible trauma that seemed to happen to you really young, at least what i can glean from ur public posts and art. no, it's not normal for the bulk of everyone to have seperate identities or "guys" in their heads to cope with the world, but thats okay! no two people will experience mental illness in the same way. but sorry yeah, was going thru ur blog bcos ive been off tumblr for a min and saw the post conflating "alters/headmates" with "ocs/kinning". i mean this in the nicest way, they are not even close. me having a guy i project things i like/parts of me is not the same as having ur forming identity shattered into pieces by trauma and then ur brain coping to try and "fix" it by making a guy or guys to try and manuver the world
We all have parts maybe trauma just makes them more distinguishable. I was calling what were basically alters Ocs for the entire duration of middle and highschool and blurring the lines between straight up compartmentalized bits of self to serve a function, maladaptive daydreaming, and actual character writing. I think it's mostly fine with some awareness. For me it's just different words to describe things that perform the exact same function to various degrees. It's like a spectrum. But it's personal to everyone. I don't say that to negate my own trauma I say that but I think we can all be considered plural if we really looked hard enough.
Human brains don't follow DSM rules. Words and labels were made to serve us, not the other way around. I appreciate the sentiment it seems in good faith but in my opinion It's not helpful to fit brains in boxes
I am taking note of how it is safer to call an alter an oc than to accidentally call an oc an alter and perhaps I will have to think about that further and what it implies regarding internalized fears, but there is some genuine comfort in "not committing" to the idea and just letting feelings and thoughts come as they are, as they present themselves
#a little brainfoggy today so maybe ill make a better worded follow up but i dunno#its also noteworthy thag the way i was diagnosed(?)(got it put on my medical records at least) was total bullshit. i was 17 years old and#it was an over the phone. first appointment. like thats bullshit. thats proof this is all bullshit#esp since other people who actually know wtf was going on with themselves have to fight to be medically recognized like that#i did not know what the fuck was going on#“do yoh sometimes feel like there are other people in your head? do you hear voices?”#and i said yes i feel like a different person often and i hear voices but i dont hallucinate them.#its like someone else is beaming thoughts in my brain#and i said yes to dissociating often starting when i was 11#get to see DISSOCIATIVE IDENTITY DISORDER everytime a doctor or Fucking dentists computer has my file open since then.#solidifying that its all bullshit and that diagnoses and medicalized terms are often farts in the god damn wind to me.#if doctors are being so flimsy like that then why cant we find some meaning where we want to?
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