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There’s an episode of God Cop where the black angel experiences police racism for the first time so he and his white brother the devil have a 90s Nickelodeon conversation about why he was threatened despite being innocent and then they take revenge on institutional racism by beating up a bunch of drug dealers to the song judgement day. which to be fair is a great song. you can tell the lucifer writers really expected to get an NAACP Image award for this
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it is so strange to go to the grocery store and realize that 65 percent of the people there just hate me and will always hate me. i mean it’s not like i didn’t know before. but i don’t think people in blue states will ever understand that level of sheer hopelessness and total demoralization and i wouldn’t wish it on them. if you love or even just know a southerner please realize that we can hear what you’re saying about us and it’s not just one wall of bigots here. people are already talking about refusing aid to states like texas and florida in the case of another natural disaster and i am begging you to realize that we fucking live here too.
#about to clock in at the BOOKSTORE in KENTUCKY where i WORK. surely that’ll be fine.#it’s not like my boss is an ex cop or anything. it’s not like we sell out of hillbilly elegy weekly. i’m sure it’ll be fine.#god ok resilience whatever fine ok
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old people should be shot
#never stop blowing up#nsbu#d20 nsbu#dimension 20#d20#dimension 20 nsbu#d20 never stop blowing up#russell feeld#liv skyler#paula donvalson#troubling and disturbing#d20 fanart#fanart#dimension twenty#digital art#Bitter Content#i ADORE this season so far#oh my god. one episode. im in so deep.#i think i was made to draw russell#and paula my love. i adore her.#gotta cop that feel real quick
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I’m so sorry other character stans but Toph Beifong is THE character of all time
Disabled, doesn’t “overcome” it but adapts and forces others to adapt instead.
Spoiled rotten rich kid with refined rich kid manners but chooses not to use them unless weaponizong them, can should and will kick your ass, but honest and good at her heart
A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER EARTHBENDING MASTER AND HUSTLER AT AGE 12
Literally the definition of swag from womb to tomb
Do I even need to bring up metalbending?
INVENTED METALBENDING
Violence to show affection
Aang and Sokka quite possibly the only thing holding her back from straight up murder several times.
Definition of “do you want me to kill that guy for you? Cause it seems like he sucks. And I’ll totally kill that guy for you”
^ this is the real reason we never got a Toph and Zuko teamup, it would probably take her 3 minutes to convince Zuko to just kill his dumb lame dad already
I’m soooo sorry but she is UNMATCHED. Toph Beifong for President
#and also. don’t talk to me about cop toph that’s literally so fake#like they don’t know her like I do I’m sorry#GOD I wanted to be her so bad when I was 9#atla
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shoutout to Jim Gordon because that man has to deal with Bruce Wayne & his children in multiple identities and has to pretend he doesn't know they're the exact same people.
Batman: I know it's been a rough night with the Arkham breakout, but we need to go offline for an important mission.
Jim Gordon, who knows full well that Bruce Wayne is about to host a gala and let his kids run absolutely wild terrorizing attendees: ...important?
#like damian bit a gcpd cop both in the cape and out of the cape and jim can only pretend to know about one GOD#bruce wayne#batman#dc#batfamily#dc comics#jim gordon#commissioner gordon
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arch enemies <3
#rlly. this was just an excuse to gif the softest 'i hate u' ever (aka the moment from 'yer a wizard dan')#dan and phil#daniel howell#danisnotonfire#amazingphil#phil lester#danandphilgames#dpgdaily#phan#dnp gifs#my gifs#compilation#DIL TAKES DOWN THE COPS - Dan and Phil play The Sims 4: Season 2 (10)#YER A WIZARD DAN#Dan vs. Phil: ZELDA OLYMPICS!#I AM GOD - Sonic.exe#EXTREME MAKEOVER DIL’S HOME EDITION - Dan and Phil Play: Sims 4 (13)
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i think i'm hilarious -- aka i made blood blossom danny au memes
all of these come from my DpxDC prompt "i am pushing the batdad agenda--" and it's corresponding additions in the reblogs ksdjlf.
i am. rotating them in my head. forever and always. personally i think there should be more batdad aus in dpxdc, their dynamic could be neat. :)
#THAT FIRST ONE TOOK ME A HOT MINUTE TO MAKE. i have never been more careful with a trackpad. imgflip doesnt have an undo button#i think its fucking hilarious#its a batdad au#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc#dc x dp#mmm i need to come up with a name for this au#found family ftw WHOOOO. i could just do a generic 'blood blossom au' tag but i want a specific one because i like being unique#eldest batkid danny au#chronically ill danny au#danny: im grateful he's helping me but im still kinda apprehensive...#battinson: vaults over a car to escape reporters. likes rock music. isn't fucking evil. punched a cop. actively looking for a cure#danny: ...huh. okay.#furiously pushing the batdad agenda for my own gain. just look at them guys. they're funny little guys.#unofficial witness protection to adoption pipeline.#bruce wayne accidental teen acquisition. save a teenager gain a son#its about the adventure of them going from strangers to friends to family :)#im bored of the bruce slander guys in the words of hermes from hadestown:#“[its] about someone who *tries”*#danny saw a funny man in a funny costume eat the side of a dumpster and has never related more with someone on a spiritual level#“brother eugh i feel that. oh heY WAIT HERO BUDDY?? SAME HAT??? SAME HAT?”#danny's been the only hero he's known since he was 13. on god he is leaping at this opportunity. like YES. PLEASE BE ANOTHER HERO#HELP ME GET AWAY FROM CERTIFIED CRAZY MAN. HELP. YOU'RE SCARY AND HIDING IN THE DARK. EVEN BETTER. HELP A BROTHER OUT HERE#blood blossom au#for the time being thats the name
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israelis will call palestinians animals but have more empathy for the literal dogs
#listen i love dogs but my god#i call it dogwashing cops do it all the time with K9s who get injured
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Percy Jackson really said respect women and disrespect authority figures and I think that's beautiful
#percy jackson#pjo tv show#percy jackon and the olympians#annabeth chase#sally jackson#grover underwood#Percy hates the gods sm#“you think WE did this???”#Dude was ready to fight a cop like bro chill ur 12
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Batman: *trying up unconscious goons when he notices a glowing meta(?)*
Batman: What are you doing?!
Phantom: *without looking up from his phone* Taking pictures of OSHA violations and reporting the company's responsible.
Batman:
Phantom:
Batman:
Phantom: Its Gotham so I will need to beat up some of the people responsible.
Batman:
Phantom: I promise not to kill them
Batman: There no metas allowed in Gotham. Its dangerous for you to be here.
Batman: Leave
Phantom: lol no.
Phantom: *vanishes*
Lmao Danny is terrorizing company execs and managers and beating people up for worker safety
Just Danny going "You WILL be OSHA compliant"
#dpxdc#fanfiction prompts#prompts#danny is having a blast#danny fenton#danny phantom#batman#batfam#god help you of danny catches you with a vat of liquid that doesnt have a grate over it to prevent people from falling in#oracle totally starts sending him info one who to beat up so that safety stuff is in place#you can bribe the inspector you can bribe the cops but you cant bribe dannys fists
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he said i am not a cop but i am still here to protect and SERVE
#the premise of black and tan basically#the i am not a cop (thank god) is implied#psych#shawn spencer#myu
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hello faith roleswap au community
#lyrics in first pic is from tiny gods by shayfer james 👍👍👍 yes that was a rec 👍👍👍#john loves you au#faith game#faith the unholy trinity#faith airdorf#john ward#father allred#gary miller#I still have no idea how to tag the cop#father garcia#zoup art
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The O.C. 1.02 The Model Home
#theocedit#teendramaedit#smallscreensource#filmtvdaily#tvarchive#dailyflicks#adam brody#mischa barton#marissa cooper#seth cohen#seth x marissa#the oc#usercallie#safflowerseason#unlikely-alliance#addys-beth#tusermanon#season 1#1x02#*#'it's a show about two brothers' kiss my ass!#they wouldn't even HAVE a show were it not for her#they didn't even have the decency to add in the music chapter of the book that the car scene here came from an adam/mischa convo irl#because god forbid they cop to her being integral to its origins and also that they all hung out with a 17 y/o! some more than others!#anyway love my stoner loser musical besties#i read OTR because of them when i was in high school#also throwback to when i went to this diner irl and sat in this very booth
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currently and also perpetually thinking about season four daryl
#daryl dixon season 4#daryl dixon#twd#the walking dead#twd daryl dixon#THE HOMICIDE COP SCENE ESPECIALLY#“whats so funny?” i will literally kiss you#HIS SMILE#GOD#FUCK#“it's some deep shit y'know? ..... >:)”
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#hellsing#my art#pride 2024#happy pride month#alexander anderson#enrico maxwell#heinkel wolfe#heinkel wulf#yumie takagi#yumiko takagi#yumikel#no cops at pride just Alexander Anderson#yumie's the one who bought the flag for Anderson#very small detail but I'd give Enrico a big forehead and some forehead wrinkles in his design#also I was gonna draw Renaldo but I got lazy bc I thought of it right as I finished all of these losers#what's heinkel's sexuality? idfk they probably don't know either#at first I was gonna make Anderson wear a shirt that said 'god loves all his children'#but decided on the free dad hugs one bc he WOULD
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“I need to sleep. But Spite—”
“I’ll watch you both.”
thank you @carp-from-space for this quiet moment for two normally chaotic people, i can’t stop looking at it 😭🙏
#guys I need a wellness check#someone call the cops I’m in trouble here#im going to be annoying asf#block me quickly#oc: fahad#lucanis dellamorte#da4#commissioned art#GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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