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halles-comet · 3 days ago
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There’s an episode of God Cop where the black angel experiences police racism for the first time so he and his white brother the devil have a 90s Nickelodeon conversation about why he was threatened despite being innocent and then they take revenge on institutional racism by beating up a bunch of drug dealers to the song judgement day. which to be fair is a great song. you can tell the lucifer writers really expected to get an NAACP Image award for this
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jeyneofpoole · 3 months ago
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it is so strange to go to the grocery store and realize that 65 percent of the people there just hate me and will always hate me. i mean it’s not like i didn’t know before. but i don’t think people in blue states will ever understand that level of sheer hopelessness and total demoralization and i wouldn’t wish it on them. if you love or even just know a southerner please realize that we can hear what you’re saying about us and it’s not just one wall of bigots here. people are already talking about refusing aid to states like texas and florida in the case of another natural disaster and i am begging you to realize that we fucking live here too.
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bittersweet-mojo · 7 months ago
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old people should be shot
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tanjir0se · 10 months ago
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I’m so sorry other character stans but Toph Beifong is THE character of all time
Disabled, doesn’t “overcome” it but adapts and forces others to adapt instead.
Spoiled rotten rich kid with refined rich kid manners but chooses not to use them unless weaponizong them, can should and will kick your ass, but honest and good at her heart
A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER EARTHBENDING MASTER AND HUSTLER AT AGE 12
Literally the definition of swag from womb to tomb
Do I even need to bring up metalbending?
INVENTED METALBENDING
Violence to show affection
Aang and Sokka quite possibly the only thing holding her back from straight up murder several times.
Definition of “do you want me to kill that guy for you? Cause it seems like he sucks. And I’ll totally kill that guy for you”
^ this is the real reason we never got a Toph and Zuko teamup, it would probably take her 3 minutes to convince Zuko to just kill his dumb lame dad already
I’m soooo sorry but she is UNMATCHED. Toph Beifong for President
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frownyalfred · 1 year ago
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shoutout to Jim Gordon because that man has to deal with Bruce Wayne & his children in multiple identities and has to pretend he doesn't know they're the exact same people.
Batman: I know it's been a rough night with the Arkham breakout, but we need to go offline for an important mission.
Jim Gordon, who knows full well that Bruce Wayne is about to host a gala and let his kids run absolutely wild terrorizing attendees: ...important?
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reunitedinterlude · 10 months ago
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arch enemies <3
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starry-bi-sky · 8 months ago
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i think i'm hilarious -- aka i made blood blossom danny au memes
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all of these come from my DpxDC prompt "i am pushing the batdad agenda--" and it's corresponding additions in the reblogs ksdjlf.
i am. rotating them in my head. forever and always. personally i think there should be more batdad aus in dpxdc, their dynamic could be neat. :)
#THAT FIRST ONE TOOK ME A HOT MINUTE TO MAKE. i have never been more careful with a trackpad. imgflip doesnt have an undo button#i think its fucking hilarious#its a batdad au#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc#dc x dp#mmm i need to come up with a name for this au#found family ftw WHOOOO. i could just do a generic 'blood blossom au' tag but i want a specific one because i like being unique#eldest batkid danny au#chronically ill danny au#danny: im grateful he's helping me but im still kinda apprehensive...#battinson: vaults over a car to escape reporters. likes rock music. isn't fucking evil. punched a cop. actively looking for a cure#danny: ...huh. okay.#furiously pushing the batdad agenda for my own gain. just look at them guys. they're funny little guys.#unofficial witness protection to adoption pipeline.#bruce wayne accidental teen acquisition. save a teenager gain a son#its about the adventure of them going from strangers to friends to family :)#im bored of the bruce slander guys in the words of hermes from hadestown:#“[its] about someone who *tries”*#danny saw a funny man in a funny costume eat the side of a dumpster and has never related more with someone on a spiritual level#“brother eugh i feel that. oh heY WAIT HERO BUDDY?? SAME HAT??? SAME HAT?”#danny's been the only hero he's known since he was 13. on god he is leaping at this opportunity. like YES. PLEASE BE ANOTHER HERO#HELP ME GET AWAY FROM CERTIFIED CRAZY MAN. HELP. YOU'RE SCARY AND HIDING IN THE DARK. EVEN BETTER. HELP A BROTHER OUT HERE#blood blossom au#for the time being thats the name
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despazito · 1 year ago
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israelis will call palestinians animals but have more empathy for the literal dogs
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startledstoat · 1 year ago
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Percy Jackson really said respect women and disrespect authority figures and I think that's beautiful
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Batman: *trying up unconscious goons when he notices a glowing meta(?)*
Batman: What are you doing?!
Phantom: *without looking up from his phone* Taking pictures of OSHA violations and reporting the company's responsible.
Batman:
Phantom:
Batman:
Phantom: Its Gotham so I will need to beat up some of the people responsible.
Batman:
Phantom: I promise not to kill them
Batman: There no metas allowed in Gotham. Its dangerous for you to be here.
Batman: Leave
Phantom: lol no.
Phantom: *vanishes*
Lmao Danny is terrorizing company execs and managers and beating people up for worker safety
Just Danny going "You WILL be OSHA compliant"
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brokenheartedcubscout · 5 months ago
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he said i am not a cop but i am still here to protect and SERVE
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zzoupz · 1 year ago
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hello faith roleswap au community
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mischas · 8 months ago
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The O.C. 1.02 The Model Home
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darylssunshine · 9 months ago
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currently and also perpetually thinking about season four daryl
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cry-ptidd · 7 months ago
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rowanisawriter · 22 days ago
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“I need to sleep. But Spite—”
“I’ll watch you both.”
thank you @carp-from-space for this quiet moment for two normally chaotic people, i can’t stop looking at it 😭🙏
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