#god bless them

[here-comes-the-moose]

Crosshair: I’m sneaking out tonight to meet with a guy, I need you to cover for me to Echo.

Omega: Sure.

Wrecker: No problem.

Hunter: Alright.

*later that night*

Echo: Where’s Crosshair?

*all responding at the same time*

Hunter: Sleeping.

Omega: Practicing.

Wrecker: Pooping.

Echo: …

Hunter: …

Omega: …

Wrecker: …

Tech from beyond the grave: …

Echo, sighing: Honestly I’m not even mad I’m just disappointed in how bad you all are at lying.

[toshkar]

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[withgreatpowercomesmyfuckingdick]

Imagine what it’s like being Lazard. Your top three employees according to fate are a 1) silver haired cat-man with three cycles of NPC dialogue he cycles through before he’s socially useless, who carries a sword longer than his body and is scarily proficient at his job and apparently nothing else 2) a fucking ginger (derogatory) obsessed with an old poem he recites regularly that’s our contextual equivalent of quoting Homer in day to day conversation, and is always cat fighting with the cat man because he can’t stand not being the center of attention, whose only redeeming quality is that he’s more conscious of keeping up public appearances and that’s only on the days he isn’t feeling Pyromaniacal and then 3) one singular semi-functional man that’s perpetually tired from mentoring others and babysitting his coworkers, who has such a rigid sense of honor that you could hit it with the Buster and it wouldn’t give. And that guy is probably depressed

Honestly it’s a miracle he didn’t snap before Crisis Core. Being the manager for that group would’ve put me in a fucking coma

[silaswhatever]

Hiiii to my non Phannie mutuals

I know it looks like I've gone insane after posting literally nothing but Dan and Phil for the last, what, four months?

It's actually going to get worse today.

Brace yourselves

[hooked-on-elvis]

Elvis and his momma, Gladys ♥ 1956

[bonedustz]

side order is great. i love lesbians

[torturingpeople]

happy valentines day from team ediscuba (scuba belongs to @your-friend-s-santos!!)

[night-unfurls-its-splendour]

Gary Mauer and Beth Southard Final Lair

Imagine getting paid to French your husband speechless two nights a week for ten years. Babygirl drew this out for six gifs. That's twice the average length.

[glowsticcc]

i drew this last night when they were the only eggs teased and i still think it’s silly

[shanicetjn]

Wild Ones Sketchpage

I miss them so thought it would be nice to doodle them as warm-ups. :> I prefer the uncoloured version but heck, have both of them!

Sketched - 4 February 2025

[almondcroissantsandink]

one crazy weekend in Spain 

(full sketch pg under the cut) 

[avocadosockz]

going from supercorp to imodna is such whiplash cuz wdym i get canon sapphics and i get them for multiple hours every week and them being cute and not queerbaiting but pure and in love

[marnonxiv]

What angers me about Wallace and Gromit merchandise is this:

WHERE IS THE WALLACE MERCHANDISE??

I WANT TO GO TO WH SMITHS, FORBIDDEN PLANET, HMV, AMAZON.COM; FINDING WALLACE!!!

If God exists, answer my prayers bbg and give me Wallace merchandise free at hand, because I shouldn't have to get Wallace merchandise through fan creations. (I love fan creations but still)

[femmecelworld]

the four horsemen of the religious trauma queerpocalypse

[blackynsupremacy]

GAVIN CASALEGNO GOT MARRIED DAWGGG OMG

[beansowo7]

IDK IF ANYONE ELSE IS EXPERIENCING THIS BUT BUT-

Just wanna mention, all my favorite blogs are being taken over by scam ‘Amazon’ or ‘Fedex’ or some sort of work for hire accounts.

Please be careful, don’t fall for the scams and don’t click on any of it. and I hope and pray their original accounts come back eventually. ❤️✨