#god bless them

[withgreatpowercomesmyfuckingdick]

Imagine what it’s like being Lazard. Your top three employees according to fate are a 1) silver haired cat-man with three cycles of NPC dialogue he cycles through before he’s socially useless, who carries a sword longer than his body and is scarily proficient at his job and apparently nothing else 2) a fucking ginger (derogatory) obsessed with an old poem he recites regularly that’s our contextual equivalent of quoting Homer in day to day conversation, and is always cat fighting with the cat man because he can’t stand not being the center of attention, whose only redeeming quality is that he’s more conscious of keeping up public appearances and that’s only on the days he isn’t feeling Pyromaniacal and then 3) one singular semi-functional man that’s perpetually tired from mentoring others and babysitting his coworkers, who has such a rigid sense of honor that you could hit it with the Buster and it wouldn’t give. And that guy is probably depressed

Honestly it’s a miracle he didn’t snap before Crisis Core. Being the manager for that group would’ve put me in a fucking coma

[here-comes-the-moose]

Crosshair: I’m sneaking out tonight to meet with a guy, I need you to cover for me to Echo.

Omega: Sure.

Wrecker: No problem.

Hunter: Alright.

*later that night*

Echo: Where’s Crosshair?

*all responding at the same time*

Hunter: Sleeping.

Omega: Practicing.

Wrecker: Pooping.

Echo: …

Hunter: …

Omega: …

Wrecker: …

Tech from beyond the grave: …

Echo, sighing: Honestly I’m not even mad I’m just disappointed in how bad you all are at lying.

[hooked-on-elvis]

Elvis and his momma, Gladys ♥ 1956

[bonedustz]

side order is great. i love lesbians

[night-unfurls-its-splendour]

Gary Mauer and Beth Southard Final Lair

Imagine getting paid to French your husband speechless two nights a week for ten years. Babygirl drew this out for six gifs. That's twice the average length.

[starrcrossrose]

So I’ve been hoarding this for AGES and was too scared to post it when really it’s JUST KISSING. It’s not a big deal. LIKE yeah there is the tiniest edge of kinda spice but they’re in their late 20’s so. 🤷‍♀️

Anyway! Uncensored thing is below

[glowsticcc]

i drew this last night when they were the only eggs teased and i still think it’s silly

[almondcroissantsandink]

one crazy weekend in Spain 

(full sketch pg under the cut) 

[avocadosockz]

going from supercorp to imodna is such whiplash cuz wdym i get canon sapphics and i get them for multiple hours every week and them being cute and not queerbaiting but pure and in love

[blackynsupremacy]

GAVIN CASALEGNO GOT MARRIED DAWGGG OMG

[random-xpressions]

Life in forties must be the most challenging, with ageing parents at one end and kids growing up at the other end...

Random Xpressions

[muzsmocsing]

I'm at comic con and as loud and crowded and overwhelming as it is there's just something so healing about seeing people be themselves and embody what they love so earnestly.

[arcalaho]

october challenge i will draw my friends ocs until they repay infinitely accumulating art debt to me

[beansowo7]

IDK IF ANYONE ELSE IS EXPERIENCING THIS BUT BUT-

Just wanna mention, all my favorite blogs are being taken over by scam ‘Amazon’ or ‘Fedex’ or some sort of work for hire accounts.

Please be careful, don’t fall for the scams and don’t click on any of it. and I hope and pray their original accounts come back eventually. ❤️✨

[ceaselesswatchersspecialboy]

I’m not ready for the episode today. The vague posts have been scaring me.

[kindahoping4forever]

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