#god bless America I guess

[formulanni]

If you're taking requests can you draw 41st US president bill clinton?

I am not taking requests but absolutely I can draw 41st US President Bill Clinton do u have any additional things to add here

[f1version]

logan’s helmet is flirting with me

[vetchtibbles]

STOP THE FIREWORKS IT IS UNNECESSARY YOURE NOT SPECIAL GRRR GRRRRRRRR HATE HATE HATE

[neilphen]

mike nemisth live at bbc paris theatre hit so hard i dedicated a whole journal page to a line that hit hard a few weeks ago

[faerieroyal]

you remember how i told you my school is so american we have bald eagles living in a tree on the front lawn, yes well, sad sad news

They keep updating us on the instagram and it seems that their son from last year came back and took over the nest and ate an egg…… soooo i think that’s the last of the eagle updates for a while

…LITERALLY WHAT.

[getout-ofyourownway]

Fucking hate politics. No group of people will ever agree 100% on every view. Even within the few (outdated/expired) political parties.

[beesiespicnic]

she boob on boobling til i’m booblie boobler

[smilingscully]

I need me a fat boy who loves his friends and loves his God and loves his country ❤️❤️❤️❤️✝️✝️✝️✝️🦅🦅🦅🦅

[s1ck-pupp3t]

!!!PRESIDENTIAL ALERTTTT!!!

I (<- Spamton) got a fat blunt in my mouth below the line So like. idk. drugs warning??

Theyre Caught me

[bonepile-shieldwall]

nothing says rural republican USA than being at a drive in movie theater, them playing a recording of a performance of the Star Spangled Banner on an electric guitar, and all the people standing up in the beds of their pickup trucks to put their hands on their hearts 😭😭

[im-like-if-a-girl]

Just watched the new BoyBoy video... Australia is deeply unserious and also deeply fucked.

[br1ghtestlight]

btw i think its extremely funny that there's a bobs burgers episode about somebody grieving for their dead loved one and holding onto reminders of them, how they died too young and talking about how they never got to meet gene louise or tina and how they wouldve loved them so much etc etc and somehow its NOT about bob's mom, who is like the only character where that plot would make sense

[gigilovesmovies]

America cannot be real

[rynallblog]

A decent chunk of my family has traveled the world, but I have no real interest in that. I've spent the last 30 years traveling the same 50 miles of city, only occasionally slipping into the 3 digit range to visit family.

I don't want to travel the world.

I want to travel the states.

I have found a new love for this country, and I want to see it.

I used to think I was born in a terribly boring part of this country. Nothing happens here, really.

But now I see.

I was born in the middle of the greatest country in the world.

So that I could explore her corners freely, and always have a clear road home.

[the-one-and-only-bibliography]

apparently roblox doors vore is real

[ramshacklefey]

It's amazing to me just how good the Mormon church has been at hiding just how bad they really are from public view. Even the shit that gets spread around is the relatively harmless bullshit. They had a crazy prophet with magic glasses. They believe in god-mandated polygyny. They think everyone who is good enough will get their very own planet after the world ends. They wear magic underpants. Mormon men are all paladins.

Here's one of the ones you hear less often:

See, like many other Christian sects, the Mormons really do believe that the existence of Christ obviates the existence of Judaism. Judaism was just a placeholder until the "real" church could be established by Jesus.

And the Mormons in particular believe, dead ass, that the entire inheritance of Israel has been given to them, because the Jews failed to recognize the Messiah when he was on Earth. They really do. They have this whole system where people are given a "divine revelation" about which of the Tribes of Israel they're a member of (don't worry, they decided that most people belong to the two tribes that are willing to "adopt" people. Only the most specialest boys and girls are members of the original ten).

Let's sum up so far. The Mormons believe that they are the people of Israel, chosen and protected by God. If Jews want to get back in on that party, they can always repent and convert to Mormonism, the one true church to which God gave all the rights and blessings that were originally bestowed on Abraham's house.

But it doesn't stop there!

The Mormons also believe, in all seriousness, that all Indigenous peoples of the Americas are descended from a small group of Jewish people who left just before the fall of Jerusalem (~600 bc iirc). Their entire weird-ass extra bible is a chronicle of those people's history in [unspecific part of America]. At the very beginning of the book, two brothers in the original family turn away from god, so they and all their descendants are cursed with dark skin, so that the good Nephites (who remain "white and delightsome") will always be able to tell themselves apart from the wicked Lamanites.

So, you've got supposedly Jewish people running around the Americas. And the "good" ones are white, and the "bad" ones are brown. Then, ofc, Jesus comes to visit them (I guess supposedly that's part of what he was doing during his dirt nap? Or possibly after he left again, it's not clear), and they all convert to Christianity, which they think is clearly the natural evolution of Judaism. Well, at the end of the book, all of them become wicked, in a kind of weird pseudo-apocalyptic series of events. They are all cursed with dark skin, until such time as they repent for their ancestors sins and return to the gospel.

But of course, Mormons being the good and kind people they are, they want everyone to receive the blessings of God and be brought into the houses of Israel etc etc. And it isn't the fault of those poor little Indigenous children that their distant ancestors turned away from God and became wicked.

So what's the natural answer? Well, Mormons are real big on missionary work, as we all know. But apparently that wasn't enough in this case.

Because the Mormon church has been one of the big players in abducting as many Indigenous children as possible, in order to indoctrinate them into being good Mormons, so that they can turn white again and be blessed. My mother remembers hearing talks about this in the 70s and 80s. The church literally had a "Lamanite Adoption Program," where families in the church were encouraged to get as many Indigenous children as possible away from their families and not let them be reunited until they were fully assimilated and ready to go back and proselytize about how wonderful the church is.

The church leadership literally talked about how wonderful it was to see these children becoming whiter. Actually whiter. Like, saying that when they finally saw them with their families again, it was beautiful how much paler they were.

I'm pretty sure this program has been officially ended, but it doesn't take a genius to speculate about who might be behind the curtains on the movement in the western US to gut the ICWA....

So yeah. Next time someone tries to tell you that the Mormons are just harmless weirdos, please remember that they're an antisemitic cult that advocates for the forced assimilation of Indigenous children to help them escape the cursed brown skin of their ancestors.