#god bard au

[i3utterflyeffect]

trying to figure out some concepts for the unnamed god bard au

[mysticicefire]

Hi

*pulls up a chair*

would you like to hear abt my funny little meow meow?

No? Too bad you're getting it anyways

SO!

godbard au right, the one me n @i3utterflyeffect have been rotating like a wizard's orb

anyways like, fun little tidbit abt that is that since bard is now well, effectively a god, this does mean that inevitably yeah, they will have to see all their friends and loved ones pass

buuuut a thing we haven't rlly mentioned is that bard's scarf does get longer the more voices of ppl they have, and eventually, with mim's passing they'll keep her voice safe, actually way more closer than their own original voice, as if she was still there in a way </3

also sorta related but the voice yanking thing with audrey was completely accidental n bard is most likely frankly fucking spooked of themself for a while

(Also hi another side tangent im not 100% sure if this is true anymore but we did chat abt if bard could sorta "hear" for lack of a better word, the words that WOULD have been spoken, and so its mainly just audrey being super fucking pissed because what the actual shit n all that

[gr3yart]

Decided to never finish it, but here is where i abandoned it at. (Some lore context way down in the tags)

[geraskierfanficprompts]

Prompt 73

Geralt, as a deity, gets many an offering. However, he's known for slaying creatures and monsters and (through what is mostly rumors) Humans, so all his offerings reflect this. Blades, and blood, and dead things, and money and hide in exchange for safety of their families and villages. He's intrigued when he starts getting regular offerings in the form of... Handwritten, meaningful, sincerely admiring songs recounting his 'adventures' and his 'hardest battles', all of which are made up. Geralt sees no harm in perhaps telling the human some real stories to make some accurate songs. No harm at all. Apparently there was some harm. As the rest of his "followers" have grown jealous of Jaskier (the human with the song offerings) - So jealous in fact, they've decided to try offering Jaskier himself to Geralt.

[basilpaste]

two omoristuck doodles from... i think over a year ago now that i never shared. but im still decently proud of them, so you get to see them now!

ignore the kel in the first one though, kel did not come out very good dfjkgfg.

[lanternlightss]

some silly siren au doodles for you in these trying times? <:3

oh my god im losing my shit over the first doodle they are so Goopy and silly, there are no thoughts in those eyes !!! lights are off !!! the image of bard scooping them out of water and they’re just “:D okay” about it the entire time is so 😭😭 ... they are simply happy to be here

ALSO POINTS AT THE OTHER TWO. YES !!!!!!!!!!!

venti wrapped around the bard from every direction possible is so real and so true, clingy ven !!!! humans are just so squishy compared to sirens !!! they are fascinating to hold !!!! absolutely love the contrast between the two Like where venti is just this is :] my beloved :] look at him, he is wonderful. bard im so sorry youre being assigned as a human teddy bear plush. and then the venti. the venti . just laying the bard on them. i !!!!! am !!!!!!!!!!

[underyourwinghomeout]

These sprites are smaller than the ones I've done before, I hope they look better

And yes, I changed the aspect of someone

[peri-berrypawductions]

I really. REALLY like the concept of possession or like, when something snatches another persons body while the persons still there just unconscious and unaware of what’s happening OR BETTER they ARE aware but can’t do anything

…that being said possessed miria—

I’m just gonna leave this concept out in the open cause I wouldn’t know how to incorporate it or make a story for it but I think it’d be cool so YEAH

[needleanddead]

here is who i think my ocs would romance and what they would choose to play as in bg3 btw;

constance: romances shadowheart, naturally. sees a pretty lady and is immediately like. yeah thats the one. also plays as a high elf paladin, oath of devotion because she thinks its romantic but definitely ends up an oathbreaker

cass: really think he's predictable and would romance astarion unfortunately. sees too much of himself in him. plays a lolth-sworn drow rogue (assassin subclass).

teddy: absolutely romances halsin i don't know what to tell you. is actually really good at video games and probably also romanced karlach in a save or two too. plays a human bard if he's Playing Himself but has several saves with characters he's made up who are more Gaming-Focussed.

rose: gets decision paralysis between romancing gale and wyll but unlike teddy is really not good enough at video games to have more than one save. lets teddy choose and he chooses gale for them. plays a halfling cleric (living the absolute opposite of their real life and plays life domain with selune as their deity)

percy: full of himself, romances gale too bc he approves of gale the most (and also tara). plays a tiefling warlock bound to the great old one.

van: cant play video games technology goes fucky around him. would probably also romance halsin. wood elf druid.

lucas: lol can u imagine

[sn0wbat]

a friend of mine reread homestuck recently, and gave their non-hs ocs god tiers.... which in turn inspired me to try reconsidering the god tiers of mine!

(yeah they're still undead vampires. don't think too hard about it, this was mostly just for fun anyway)

UPDATE: reasons under the cut!

thoughts and reasonings

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MORTEN

moon - PROSPIT

optimistic, mostly

lives in the moment

mostly relies on instinct

doesn't always think things through

creative solutions

not exactly a huge rebel (their mom usually had their back anyway)

aspect - RAGE class - PAGE

a page starts out with a lack of their aspect. they're missing it, repressing it.

as a page of rage, they'd start out not knowing how to truly show anger, they repress it, it's fine it's fine everything is fine - negative emotions always take a backseat.

he's kind of a doormat about things, not really wanting to escalate things further, ever.

this is especially seen with mort's interactions with their uncle, who keeps pulling disagreeable shit while mort just. goes along with it. to avoid conflict.

the challenge for a page of rage is to learn it's okay to get angry, to express their more negative side, to let people know when things aren't okay!! to stop being walked all over!!

to embrace the more monstrous side that's been so pushed aside for a while - it's okay to be a vampire, you're just trying to survive. it's okay to let people know they're wrong. it's okay

why? yeah somehow they got rage on the official quiz. rage and prospit. very odd, but thinking about it, it made some sense. sure, the prospit feels obvious, but rage? took some time to figure that one out. sadly page is the class that suits them the most here. oops

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EINARR

moon - DERSE

very self-aware

can get very rebellious given the chance -- literally lead a rebellion against his sire -- also lead a whole jailbreak -- was literally a pirate at some point

absolutely hides parts of himself and holds himself back a lot

good problem-solver

introvert

usually thinks things through… unless he doesn't.

very powerful ally

has a tendency to cling onto the past

aspect - LIGHT (breath, space) class - MAGE

"One who Understands with Light or Understands Light"

knowledge-seeker. big nerd about everything. u get the vibe

not very concerned with laws and norms

mages are very hands-on with their aspect - einarr has been through a lot already, being as old as he is. most of his knowledge is first-hand experience.

mages have a deep understanding and often suffer from their aspect… being a thousand years old, there's certainly some things he'd rather like to forget. however, his memory is Really Good oops

on the flipside, also really loves knowing a lot of things. he is curious. it's in his nature. he's a knowledge sim

oh, so mages suffer from their aspect? let's see: bright lights hurt his eyes, yes. sunlight hurts him too, yes. he's a vampire so this bullet point about the more literal side of his aspect hurting him is really funny sorry

has suffered from the burden of being seen (target of vampire slayers), and tbh he avoids this like hell these days- constantly hiding, hates unwanted attention. mirrors Void aspect in this case - he often blends in out of necessity but dear lord is it harmful to his mental health

mindreader. easily knows too much. sir-

because of that, can easily tell when someone is lying

a bit superstitious. still believes in the old gods.

extremely hard to sneak up on. he's basically got satellite dishes for ears, He Can Hear You

this classpect can partially be summed up as "the mortifying ordeal of being seen" and that's einarr yeah

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RUNE

moon - DERSE

bit of a pessimist

self aware introvert

finds the world alienating and confusing and mean

hides quite a lot about himself

generally lives in a state of dissatisfaction. either he's not human enough or the world isn't vampire-friendly enough. feels like shit either way

would rebel more if he wasn't too busy being a terrified doormat

rarely lets himself be vulnerable. unless it's someone he really trusts to not use it all against him yknow

aspect - DOOM class - MAID

"those bound to the aspect of Doom are fate's chosen sufferers"

misery loves company and he found that company in his fellow vampires <3

not the advice friend, not a healer, but will let you know you're not alone as his life is shitty too

maids are often treated like lesser, and tbh that describes rune pretty well

"dismissed or pushed around by those they rely on" his family at home i swear

all his life he has been trying so damn hard to just. be accepted by those taking care of him. by following their rules. he's not like other vampires, no! he's not evil!! he's not a bad guy! just as human as anyone else!

and he'd also just love to stop being excluded from literally everything his family does thanks <3

it's not working

overall, has a tendency to follow everyone else's rules and instructions, which is a very maid of doom thing to do

challenge is to draw his own lines and become his own master instead of being everyone else's doormat :-)

"aren't you tired of being nice? don't you just wanna go ape shitt"

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BAT

moon - PROSPIT (???)

intuitive

exists in the present

VERY impulsive

did worry about what mort would think of him yes

"trouble with deception" i mean he's good at it, but does it eat him up inside when he's forced to lie? also yes. that's the trouble

totally fine with not interfering with human shit. why bother

turning mort into a vampire instead of actually telling him sure was a… creative solution lmao

used to trust people but it kinda bit him in the ass so not much anymore

what doesn't fit:

still a bit of a rebel for sure

can get very negative - not quite "marked by optimism"

very used to hiding himself (unless you count his bat form as one of his true selves, which it might as well be. like nimona. sometimes he's just a bat.)

he's that kid who has the edgy derse vibes but is actually prospit somehow. secret softie.

look i put him on derse too at some point. he somehow fits both. this time the quiz put him on prospit. idk man he's kinda both

aspect - VOID class - KNIGHT

"One who Exploits with Void or Exploits Void"

not afraid of the unknown. it doesn't bother him

great at hiding… a lot of things

would rather stay confused than believe in something completely false

knights of void are very good at keeping secrets. (even from himself, especially when he can't remember shit)

lives in obscurity, hidden in the shadows

exploits unawareness to drink everyone's blood :3

usually knows way more about someone else than they know about him.

knights have a tendency to be very insecure about certain things and also not really being willing to show it. hiding behind a shield, figuratively.

so yeah that's very bat

this was the only one that didn't change from the last time i messed with classpects haha fun fact

maybe perhaps i will do a part 2 with more vampires later, but we'll see lmao! thanks for reading <3

[tempestmothstorm]

So satchely did a little interview on twitter which you should check out but one of the questions was about some fantasy au stuff and my own au is like so so close to being the same it’s wild. Like Monika is the only off base one in terms of classes and the others are just slightly off and it feels insane

[i3utterflyeffect]

anyway here's god bard au audrey!!! i imagine her role as the hero ends up quite questionable after the wandersong, and i'm currently pondering the idea that some people might think she, in fact, did something even worse than lie-- kill the bard

not sure yet tho

either way she loses her voice to the bard after lashing out at Miriam, and is forced to tag along-- though she'd much rather not be found out, so she goes for a complete change of outfit; a hood, darker clothes, and rather than her having her usual iconic scarf, it's wrapped around her arm!

she is not happy at all about any of this and is too damn stubborn to take sign language lessons from miriam initially, so she's intentionally very difficult at the beginning, but as much as she hates it, tagging along is weirdly... fun?

she also has NO self preservation and will just throw herself into fighting any monsters. and yeah some of the stronger monsters stay in places that the wandersong didn't quite reach for no other reason than it's fun and also i said so <3

she is surprisingly strong in hand-to-hand combat for a sword user though

[seldaryne]

overall i think i enjoy the multiple protag au stuff even if it's making me go back and forth on some of my preferred worldstate choices.

however, it also kind of makes that decision for me in some areas i think?

in general, the characters i've ran so far & have been the loudest in my head, don't neglect that part lmfao have tended to stray more to the side of letting shadowheart's parents die in her personal quest. she's ended up leaving shar each time, yeah, but that's been consistent. with haelryne, she felt so weird about overstepping like that. her personal relationship with her parents is... pretty fine? but as a general rule i think she's someone who leans towards a more hands-off approach with everyone's choices. yes, she's got opinions & will voice them if appropriate, but she's acutely aware that it's Not her or her life & she doesn't entirely trust that she can have some of those opinions with her context as an outsider. she's not part of that family, how is she supposed to form a rebuttal when they ask shadowheart to let them die?

velrith is kind of the same, except oh my God the choice paralysis in this moment. absolutely insane. because up until then she's been relying heavily on her oath & if not that, pure pragmatism. usually a combination of the two. but this feels like a no-win situation to her & it's not one that's covered by either of her typical decision-making mechanisms. she's also personally just got a lot of baggage surrounding family, despite not remembering it actively or being aware of it (something about cell memory or stains on the soul, take your pick). she also feels deeply out of her element here & can't even begin wrapping her head around a choice like this. because letting the die for the sake of freeing her friend from shar makes sense to her! they're telling shadowheart to do it & it seems to come from a place of love, she can see that her mother is actively deteriorating, and it also takes care of that wound on her hand. but she doubts herself, because she can also see how emotionally taxing this is even if she lacks that frame of personal reference & that feels bad. maybe the logical choice on paper isn't actually What she should allow here, even if it seems to be better on an individual level...? she killed her parents, even if it was compelled out of her. she doesn't think this should be up to her & ultimately finds that she's unable to say anything at all.

and then tertiary to all that, you have ashlanna, who is Fully acting on a selfish impulse when she's like '??? are you serious? get them Down we can solve your hand later, i refuse to believe there isn't a loophole & it's not worth letting them go after everything in your life you've suffered.' like. she loves shadowheart & yes she is notably vain & selfish and doesn't apologize for this, but she's also surprisingly family-oriented. she loves her own father so damn much & wouldn't hesitate or feel the need to ask the audience if she were in shadowheart's position. it seems like a no-brainer & i honestly can't see her being able to keep quiet while this conversation was happening. unlike the others, she's not hung up on making choices for other people; she runs theatrical productions on a regular basis. if she's not in charge, she's probably incapacitated because other people simply Cannot get anything right, not without heavy guidance from her anyway. which absolutely Can get annoying at times & i think there's probably also a part of shadowheart that's even miffed in the moment but also like. thank god for Someone at least feeling an appropriate amount of 'what the Fuck?' towards the whole thing & sure yeah maybe she's smug about what she did but it's coming from a loving place.

so i think yeah this is definitely something that changes wildly depending on who's there. sometimes you need your unhinged theatre girlfriend to cut you off mid-sentence to shake you out of your emotional ruminating, consequences of your actions be damned.

[piyo13sdoodles]

@bi-widower-dads‘s barduil month day 14: fake dating!

featuring, once again, my grad school au. they are GOING to save some money on conference lodgings, damnit!! the department does NOT pay them enough to not fake date about this. (coincidentally, this is when they start to realize they maaaayyyyyy have feelings for each other)

other barduil month entries: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] - [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23]

Grad school au: [part 1] [part 2] [part 3] [part 4] [part 5] [part 6] [part 7] [part 8] [part 9] [part 10] [part 11] - [part 13] [ [part 14]

[everyones-least-favorite-bard]

decided to post western au on ao3

ive not forgotten about this au i promise ive got other stuff In The Works

[littleblueberryartist]

I think it's really funny that anbd went from "I pulled his design out of thin air and it's understandably the least detailed of the bards as a result" to "oh my god this bard has 4 outfits" The power of character lore, brainrot and references ig

also Amos’ aristocratic mond descendant! (Aad until again, we come up with a nameeee) She’s very frilly sjdjdjdj (straight up stole her sleeves and bow off that one nobel lady in the webtoon she’s literally my only reference help)