#🦇 pip squeaks

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It took a few days because I always forget how long the kink lists are but.

Cass / Constance / Lucas / Percy / MG Van / TF Van / Thorne / Teddy / Rose

Think I may allow myself to go insane and update and make more accurate F-Lists for all of my OCs today. As a little treat.

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going on a rampage of replying to asks that got abandoned btw. mostly about lucas (as is the way). under the cut, sorry if you see your ask from a million years ago!!!

general tws for cannibalism, murder, injury etc and one question about menstruation

lucas probably (read: definitely) built the cabin himself. the floors are old wooden boards; not the most comfortable, but not the worst! there are a number of rugs that look as though they were woven by hand; perhaps a victim before you? he wouldn't be overjoyed to see you sleeping on the floor - your poor back! - but if it's the middle of the day, and you're looking cute in a patch of sunlight . . . he just rolls his eyes and clicks his tongue and lays a blanket over you with a fond smile on his face. you will have to return to the bed or the couch later, though; lucas is far too old for snuggling on the floor and he really enjoys holding his darling.

you know what anon? you live your best life. lucas is a bit awkward and gruff when he's out in civilised society and sometimes this kind of thing goes over his head, but . . . always nice for an old man to feel like something pretty and young is flirting! and if you're silly enough to flirt all willy nilly with someone who may or may not be a mass-murderer cannibal - well, he's basically gotta take you home and keep you safe, right?

oh, ABSOLUTELY. i do think lucas makes a bit of a thing about holidays; he can take or leave halloween, but he's a sap for romantic christmas time, for valentine's day, for a kiss on midnight at new year's eve . . . so yes, he's celebrating his darling's birthday. hopefully you've told him that (if not, he saw it on your ID before it all got mysteriously waterlogged and ruined and lost at the bottom of a covered well on his property.) or you're going to be in for a mildly disconcerting surprise!

he finds you a present he thinks you'll like. he absolutely does try and get a cake, though he's not a dab hand at baking himself (he much prefers darling to be the one to do that, it just feels so much more homemaker-y!). he might get one in town and say it's for his birthday. little bit of wrapping paper, some streamers . . . no balloons because he can't stand the popping sounds.

and of course, it's not really properly your birthday until you're underneath him in bed and . . . you know . . .

so there isn't a like, canonical 'this is how many darlings lucas has had', but i always imagine the number hovering around eight or so. if this included the victims of all of his kill-and-eats, oof . . . but i think lucas - especially considering his general preference in soft sweet shy darlings - would feel as though he could take them on. they just need to work together . . .

i think if you were very well-behaved and careful what you asked for, you could probably get some kind of personal music device. not an ipod - that way lies computers, finding a way to put music on it - but perhaps a cd player and cds, or even a walkman or a cassette player. the first time you don't hear him when he calls because you're too plugged in, though . . . well. lucas giveth, lucas taketh away.

he's actually really a bit of a sweetheart about it. he's aware of these things, especially if his darling is afab - he's kind of clueless (definitely makes you write down the brand of pads you need and any info, and definitely drives a couple of towns away to get them), but when it comes to being taken care of . . .

lucas loves a darling who's a bit compromised, as long as they're pathetic about it. sniffling and snuggly and sad? he's all over it. so as long as you don't start getting angry and snappy, he's there with a hot water bottle and some of the chocolate he rarely ever buys and big hands gently rubbing over your stomach. won't let you do anything for yourself. he thinks the crying is cute and will snuggle and kiss and reassure and (unfortunately) get hard over it, the dacryphilia is strong.

but the snapping? he'll forgive it the first few times, but unfortunately you're right about the 'stern' correction. face set, voice warning. he won't punish you whilst you're still actively bleeding and in pain, but he remembers - and you'll get the punishment threefold when it's over. hope you didn't plan on sitting down !

honestly, that would be his preference. if you prefer staying inside? he's way less worried you're going to make a run for it. he loves a cute little homebody. it would be nice if, once the two of you were settled together - and lucas ofc is convinced that will happen - you showed a bit of interest in some nice, calm pursuits like gardening or spending time with the chickens . . . but he's not going to try and force you outside, when you're so much safer in the cabin!

he'd be patient!!! he speaks a little spanish (you pick up all sorts of things in the military, after all) though he's not all that great at it - his accent always bleeds through, no matter what he's doing. so if you're a spanish speaker, great! but he'll be patient with you and he'll probably try and learn a bit of your language too. his only irritation would be if he can't quite get across a telling off!

listen, anon. he's my OC and as my wish fulfilment OC i get to say 'yes'. he still might not deal well with it, but he'd at least make an effort. a couple of things, unfortunately, might get used against you if he thinks it will be to the advantage of keeping you inside - but lucas himself is suffering with something that might be ptsd (read: is), so he's not going to dismiss it out of hand.

i daresay SOMEONE will be offering to assist with the whole back blown out thing. not my fault. he's got to pay attention to his darlings, you see, because some of the others haven't worked out--

paranoia absolutely activated. he brings it up CONSTANTLY. he's worse about leaving you (locks you in, gets bars for the windows, even if he trusted you entirely before this, his trust in human beings otherwise is completely gone and keeping you safe is more important than keeping you happy). holds you so tightly you think you're going to suffocate. jumps on every syllable you stress strangely, like walking on a tightrope edge.

it's . . . it's not a good time for anyone. there's a reason he works so hard to be as off the grid as possible.

from february... crying.....

honestly i think he should get a dog. i think his darling deserves a dog. i think that your guilt tripping would work and you two would end up with a fluffy friend who slept on the couch with you and has to occasionally be shut out of the bedroom at night for a while. bonus - dog has plenty of bones to chew on!

piggy backs are free and allowed but he would prefer to princess carry you around if it's an option (and it has been, in the times he's broken an ankle to prove a point). when he's mad he's very much the 'fireman carry toss you over the shoulder' kind of man. doesn't even break a sweat.

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feeling like picking up my characters in my teeth and shaking them around a bit. for enrichment. the enrichment is mine.

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also i got married on thursday btw!!! i am a Spouse!!!

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pulling up a chair to see what i’ve missed in the past like six months to a year btw!!! who are your blorbos. did i miss new blorbos. who is being rotated in your head!!!

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saw a fun trend on the Cursed Clocke Appe where artists were drawing their OCs if 'inciting incidents' had never happened to them and i have been thinking very hard about it. if the Worst had not happened. in the Good Timelines, what are the Blorbos From My Brain Doing.

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also recently decided rose deserved a little more agency and survivability so they can talk to ghosts now instead of just seeing them. a carefully learnt skill they had to work on, and most of the time their instinct remains ‘pretend they cannot see ghosts’ but . . . this way they have a little more chance of survival. they can learn weaknesses and know what will make their captor more angry and what might pacify them.

if the ghosts of former victims are feeling inclined to help, of course.

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Been exceedingly fixated on Cass and Constance recently actually. She needs to commit medical malpractice on someone pretty and soft and he needs to commit atrocities in general.

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do any of my beloved friends mutuals followers etc have a discord for yandere/murder/etc ocs and such. i was in one a few years ago (+f to pay respects) and it was nice to have a very casual place to chat and play with our little dolls and hype one another up. idk

have been tossing around making one (it has been a long time since i had a server but i’ve had 100+ member ones and kept them together and i highly doubt it’d be hitting those numbers) but idk if there is a nice friendly open one already!!!

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Hello!! I just reread all your Lucas works (absolutely love him) and there's a question I've been meaning to ask! So, darling cannot under any circumstances leave the cabin, that much is clear. But what if they have some sort of chronic illness or allergy that *needs* constant medical attention? I for one have crohn's disease so I need to be accurately medicated and have a few doctor's visits a year or else I'll be in horrible pain (and maybe even in need of surgery at one point, like I already had to have.) So.. how is Lucas going to go about that? He tries his best to care for his darling (in his own sick way), but this is something he cannot manage on his own. So would he just straight up kill them because he knows that they will eventually become a burden at one point?

Hello anon! I am so glad that you have been enjoying them and that he has resonated with you!!! <3

I felt absolutely sure I'd answered this kind of question before but I couldn't find it, so! With a darling who's disabled or chronically ill, he ramps up the cooing protector thing all the more; of course they need his protection, look at how weak they are! Barely functioning!

Still.

They can tell him about it, and he sure will look into it, but . . . unless they are thoroughly broken and he thinks they are about to die without medical attention, he's absolutely not taking them to the hospital. He's getting medication himself (his poor housebound spouse can't come, you understand) - he's figuring out how it can be managed the way it was before medical care was so simple to access. If the answer to that is just 'they died' . . . he's still going to damn well try. His mother didn't raise no quitter, after all.

The pain thing . . . oh, he does hate seeing his darling in pain, but also . . . they're so much easier to deal with like that. They need him! He can snuggle and coo and smother them with affection and there's nothing they can do about it except helplessly cling to him and ask him to try and help. No thoughts of escape. No thoughts of anything but the pain going away. And they're so thankful if he does manage to help, with hot water bottles or massages or medication he gets from the bathroom cupboard--

A man could almost get used to it.

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my wife made these tiny constances on gaia and then said to me “you can post them in your blog. if you want” whilst doing the equivalent of the pleading emoji so here they are. look how cute she is. look what a great job they did

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i do think teddy’s shitty mouldy flat is haunted, probably by the old lady who died there (the rent’s gotta be cheap for some reason after all). as a local homeowner rose is always more than happy to have teddy over at their place instead, partly because rose can’t listen to the octogenarian ghost express outrage over teddy’s nipple and dick piercings while they pretend they can’t hear or see her. again.

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Tragic that I haven’t done more with the fact Percy has often disguised himself as a priest to get closer to broken bird and sacrificial lamb types and really drill in the sympathetic listener thing. You’re saying “forgive me father, for I have sinned” on one side of confession and the priest is listening to you haltingly explain what you’re nervous about only for him to murmur; “Well, little one, I’m not sure God would forgive you for such a transgression. Perhaps you are destined for Hell. Does that frighten you?” and as you, desperate parishioner, become more and more terrified about your looming damnation he is sighing in satisfaction as the fear washes over him. And his dick starts twitching too. If you’re this frightened about the silly little infraction you’ve made that’s barely a sin . . . how much more frightened are you going to be when your kindly priest bends you over the pulpit and murmurs so sweetly into your ear that you’ll certainly be damned for this wanton behaviour, driving a man of the cloth to this and dragging him to hell with you?

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Posting the gore art on the guro blog is the equivalent of sending out some bullets to keep the neighbourhood rent low. Double-checking everyone knows what they signed up for. I love the followers who came from my Fanfic Erotica Writing Blog but I occasionally need to make sure that you know you will get some intestines and organs and torture and such here too, you know?

Thank you for sticking with me, followers who came over from there. Hope I didn’t awaken anything in you.

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me in the murder basement: wow the acoustics are great in here do you wanna hear me hit an e6. like in phantom of the opera

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sorry for being thirsty for my own ocs it will happen again