#god I'm cry-laughing just remembering this scene🤣🤣🤣🤣

[murasaki-cha]

I'm revisiting some old manhwas I've read and bro. Who Made Me A Princess. How have I not talked about it yet. It's literally my first manhwa (because at first I only read manhuas)

I have said this before but Lucas is indeed my favorite. He's my bastard son bless his black little heart. The forefather of black hair-red yes male leads.

And one of my favorite Lucas moments that I literally just reread because I love that scene so much, like so favorite that I wheeze every time I remember it, is his iconic world tree visit.

Because this bastard! *WHEEZE* This little shit right here, could not find a world tree fruit to replenish his mana so guess what he does.

THIS CRAZY MF FREAKING EATS THE TREE TRUNK!! HE FREAKING GOES CHOMP ON IT'S BRANCHES!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

TRULY "IMPROVISE! ADAPT! OVERCOME!" AT IT'S FINEST🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[happypotato48]

Wandee Goodday EP 7 Unhinged Tangant Thoughts

Welp, i'm back to simping for Ai Phi Ter. god damn it, my hated for him only last a week i thought it would last longer than that. whatever i have no standards for men and and that hindenburg of a person is too much of a hot disaster for me to look away from.

this is a nice message and all but shouldn't there more set up for this?

well i appreciated that they tried to destigmatize mental health nonetheless. cause this topic is very much overlooked in thailand. like most older generations will outright tells young people to go to temples or get a grip instead of seeking professional helps.

Yak it's only been a few months give Dee more time my dude.

Dude i know you're mad and all but why you did that. go apologize to the poor custodian staff right now!

Eyebrows is right Dee stop making a mess and go smooch that hunk of a man!

Oh hi luke. i've never watch any of the shows he's in, but but but i had watched a behind the screen of a underwear photoshoot he modeled for and it was very very yummy :P

Make out make out make out. WHAT! don't look at me like that i said already i have no standards.

We are what we remember and liking Ai Phi Ter will always be a part of Dee, you just need learn to live with that baby boy.

How about you two dress up as a well adjusted people whose talks to each other for one, hmmm!

i'm still not going to the gym i don't care how many eye candies there is there i still hate exercises that are not walking/running. but also thanks for this shot show.

*Me when i saw this*

What with that face lol. i laughed so hard 🤣

Did you just came here in that outfit? this bitch has no shame.

If this were me he would already got me at free food. what can i say i'm easy like that.

Heaheahea that smile got me. he so slimy and evil. anyway what happened with what her face Ai Phi Ter!

*second murloc noise of the day*

And i both love and hate you for it you big doo doo of a man.

Ok this line literal translation is "why do you like to use violence like that" which i think is a better choice than what got subbed.

Thanks you gay gods and Yak for both giving me this look and for decking Ai Phi Ter in his stupid face.

You dumb bitches you dum-dums ahhhhhh.

Ok sorry, but crying over cringy bunny sextume will never stop be funny for me lol

saving budget bying never leave the room, smart moved but also give me japan god damn it!

God bless this mess of a man.

Oh comeon! don't drag this girl into this mess show just leave her alone with that other cute boy.

*third murloc noise of the day*

Ok you betted on this match for money didn't you.

Fucking finally!

It's not dull alright baby.

That was a hot mess oh my god, Yak feels off in this ep and yes i do think they're trying to go with mental health problems as an explanation but that was too underbaked for me idk. and for Dee i do get it that he still has lingering feeling for dr. devil but why did they made him goes to Ter's room in that outfit and not trying way harder to get out. i feel like they just went with the early draft of that scene with out changing with how much they've changed the characters. anyways i'm manifesting cherry magic th ep 8 energy for this ep and hope it was just a blip in judgement by the director.

[hils79]

Hils Watches Lovely Runner - Ep 11

Had a few days off from watching anything while I attended the Up All Night asian drama convention. Ironically I talked a bit about this drama on a panel about time travel in dramas, even though I haven't actually finished it yet 😅

Anyway, now I'm ready to resume. I think I can more or less remember how the last episode ended...

What does renting an adult movie have to do with him kissing his girlfriend in public? Is that frowned upon in Korea?

Sunjae has just found out that Im Sol is from the future, and in that future he dies when he's barely into his 30s. All he is concerned about is that Im Sol's mother saw him kissing a girl on the street and might not like him now.

God, I have missed these idiots.

Sunjae doesn't know how he dies but what he does know is that there's no way it could possibly be Im Sol's fault

Oh shit I totally forgot Sunjae's dad currently thinks he's on a plane to the US. This is not going to go well when he finds out...

He is so gone for her. I love him.

Oh, yeah, he missed the audition for the band so he's no longer on the path to becoming an idol now. That means no expensive skincare products for free because looking good is your job

Oh my god all his stuff is on a plane to the US even if he isn't

Hehe! Well, at least the reveal was mostly comedic

Wait, I thought she didn't want him to become an idol to keep him safe

Oh no are we going to end up with another totally different version of the future where Sunjae isn't an idol and her brother and bestie don't end up married.

And now a bag full of condoms intended as a joke wedding gift has ended up in Sunjae's bag by mistake. I'm glad we've eased up on the angst for a bit to do some more lighthearted nonsense

Oh my god he bought them matching phone charms. He is such a loser (affectionate)

I know something terrible is going to happen soon. They're all happy and in love and there's still another 5 episodes to go. I'm glad they get this for a little bit at least.

I am getting so much secondhand embarassment from this whole scene, but also I can't stop laughing. IT'S RAINING CONDOMS 🤣

I am crying I'm laughing so hard. Two star-crossed lovers torn apart by a shower of condoms

He just went into his mind palace to figure out how the condoms got into his bag. This might be my favourite episode so far, as much as I'm enjoying all the time travel and the angst.

I love that grandma is heading up this whole intervention

Well, after that delightful little subplot we are now back to the serial killer who may or may not end up killing Sunjae

Did his dad really get him to go and update Im Sol on the case and tell her that she's in danger. THAT IS LITERALLY THE JOB OF THE POLICE NOT THE FASHION HOUSE SON OF A DETECTIVE. The cops in this really do suck even by k-drama standards.

He is honestly the most sensible character in this whole drama

Uh...you haven't even tried though? The first time he got you it's because you went outside to stop Sunjae getting rained on in the park. Take Sunjae and find a cabin in the woods or something. Or go to America with him.

Okay, dude, you need to dial that back a bit

Taesung is like 'we spent the night together we're bros now'

Aww now they're both drunk and pouring their hearts out to each other

Well if they were buddies after Taesung slept on Sunjae's couch I don't know what snuggling in the same bed like this makes them

Ooh is Sunjae going to sing at their last gig and get back on the idol path?

Ooh they caught him! Except there's still another 5 episodes to go so clearly it's not over yet

Aww there we go he's back on stage

Oh sweetie...

Yep, there we go. Of course he escaped.

But, hey, we got through a whole episode without the sad Jongho song playing even once.

[ghost-proofbaby]

hour 22 💔 everyone's screaming, crying but I'm feeling weirdly pumped up by this chapter. And I remember feeling the exact same way in Shire when Willow and Eddie had their showdown outside Steve's (why is Steve's home always involved?! 🤣) It's hard to explain, but this is and was the turning point in both stories. Eddie's and R's previous interactions cannot carry on like they used to after this and it's a GOOD thing. and I know she's planning on never seeing him again but he can't let that happen, none of them will. Especially Nancy.

I can't even process them getting caught by the neighbour, you've written that so well, something that's supposed to be hilarious but just isn't in the wake of everything. And then her finally properly blowing up at him. That felt so cathartic, she's needed that for a while and for it to be an admission of love, not an insult, that's triggered it was genius.

His pov had my favourite parts for sure.

'Eddies eyes are back on you, palms running up his outer thighs until he curls them to fists by his hips'

Hailey. Ghost. You have created your own hand flex Darcy moment, you should be proud. Could physically feel how much he just wants to touch her, his pain that he can't.

Then her birthday, I have wondered a lot not exactly why he stayed away but how he felt about staying away and him wishing his own affection would have overfilled her cup, implying that he would have been there for the night with her. Just beautiful. But then my favourite,

'He's homesick. He's watched the way you've interacted with Robin and Steve the entire night, and he's goddamn homesick for a home that he'll never hold the keys to'

This was exquisite. Take a bow. I'm hurting in places I didn't know I could. Them referring to eachother as home though this entire fic so far has been so emotional. It's why I'm weirdly giddy about this chapter, because they've just gotta find their way back to eachother.

Her leaving was awful and so sad but, yea. It's necessary at this point. If she'd stayed she'd have made it seem ok that he did this, but also it's gonna maybe create a bit of assertiveness from Eddie and make him get everything he wants.

Also - it's so annoying that the bartender wasn't actually such a bad guy. I mean, f**k him for not explaining to her that he couldn't go through with the date because he needs to go get the love of his life, she would have understood. But yea, if you're gonna stand someone up, an epiphany is pretty good reason. Controversial opinion maybe.

Can't get over your brain for creating this fic and also can't get over that it was supposed to be like a filler between Shire and Mordor, like. WHAT? Just amazing. 🖤🖤

oh lord. i have to say: i will never not get a bit misty eyed at your long replies/comments on my fics. i just- god i love you so much bat.

i’m so so glad that the whole getting caught bit came across that way!! it was one of the particular scenes that gave me so much trouble!!! i know it’s funny in retrospect, but in that intense moment, it’d be so hard to laugh about. it’s hard to have that moment of comic relief between the whole l bomb that had been dropped and then the embarrassment that has to follow (especially when they were caught while both feeling so, so vulnerable).

and?? MY OWN DARCY MOMENT?? dear god that’s amongst the highest praise i’ve ever received 😭 i don’t even know how to feel besides incoherent squeals.

them referring to each other as home is something very near and dear to me. it’s a common thing that’s probably overused in my writing, but to me, that’s what love feels like — you know you’ve found your person/people (romantic OR platonic) when you just look at them and it feels exactly like that. it feels like coming home. that “in another life, i would have really liked doing taxes with you” and the poem about being content to just sit and make a grocery list and that one person you’d be okay with just sitting on the kitchen floor with, not a single word exchanged, just to be around them. through sadness, through happiness, just through existing. i could go on and on about it but. yeah 🥹

and yes! the bartender bit was very much annoying. it was important to me that it’s clear that it was monumental but also… really, who’s going to blame the guy? he’s insignificant to reader long term, but to eddie, that was just life changing. he couldn’t wrap his head around someone looking at reader and deciding there was someone better out there. and that’s really more reflective on him and his own journey of figuring out his shit than anything else. 🖤 (i do agree, though — don’t stand people up 😭 communication, people!! just communicate!!!)

thank you. thank you always always always for reading and for being so supportive and being amongst the people that have encouraged me to continue sharing these ideas. i just appreciate you a whole lot. and i’m sorry for the long ass reply, but your comments just always are so spot on and deserve responses that are at least a fraction of what you offer me <3

[agustdiv1ne]

i dont wanna reblog on this acc for reasons, but i just finished telepathy (got off track so many times im sorry) and its literally the best thing i have ever read in my entire life. like istg there were a few moments when i laughed out loud (taehyuns "thats nepotism" caught me so off guard i giggled) (there was another moment at the beginning i don't remember the line) and i genuinely laughed when he first found out what she listens too 😭 i think this fic is the most relatable to me, tbh, bc like if you saw me in the street, i look like an innocent chubby girl, not someone who writes hybrid smut about people on the internet 💀 like im totally the type to get off to someone i saw randomly somewhere (ive done it before)

AND THE SCENE WITH HIM JACKING OFF>??????? like i was reading with a straight face until the fUCKING BUTTON UP???? LIKE ITS THE LITTLE DETAILS THAT COUNT ISTG (mental reminder for when i write later)

i already knew what was gonna happen as soon as i read pseudo-fingering in the warnings last night, but reading it was a whole fucking other story, i swear to fucking god. i've become kind of immune to reading smut in my experienced age (😭), so it's rare for me to find a fic that gives, like, ALL the tingles (iykyk)

and this one gave so much more than that- like if i was home alone right now, this would be jackoff material, i am not kidding you. like the pretty girl thing was already a little sjkhbdehdfb to me, and then just the whole "dont make it obvious" was so sjkdhbshjdi

AND THEN THE FUCKING SCENE???? LIKE IM SORRY I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT AT ALL and like, im sorry gyu but if this ever happened to me i would not be able to stay quiet at all. like legitimately i'd be crying.

i was just WAITING for that ending if im being honest, like i LIVE for stuff like this where its so nonchalant at the beginning like "are you alright? 🥺" and i was just waiting for her to recognize his voice ACK and then the "pretty girl" GOT ME LIKE IF THIS HAPPENED TO ME AND IT WAS SOMEONE SO FUCKING ATTRACTIVE ID FAINT

here's my actual reaction to that last line (the middle is cut off because i had my hand over my mouth going "oh my god oh my god") (and dw im okay that squeak was a laugh)

ADA I LOVE U.

mannn what if i cry. then what. genuinely that is such an honor :'))) no bc same, like u would never guess what i do on this hellsite j from what i look like LMAO

SCREECHES i loveee adding little details to my scenes (it's also why my fics are becoming obscenely long,, sorry everyone, idk what happened to the 7-8k projection,,,,), idk why but writing that had my heaving trying to hold myself together...yeah

pseudo-fingering LOL i truly still don't know how else to describe it...my guy was mind fucking her fr,,, can't believe i actually broke ur immunity for a hot second that's so funny to me

HGKDJL i was projecting heavily in this one i'm ngl 🤣🤣 like exhibitionism is kinda,,, yeah. Yeah. i also dream abt being called pretty girl one day 🤣 manifesting it rn actually

HAHAHA no bc same, i wouldn't be able to keep it together i'd writhing and crying and disintegrating LMFAO,, mc was so strong ngl i wish i could be like her.........but alas, i am Weak

UR REACTION I'M FUCKING DYINGGG,, but that was what i was going for so i'm glad it worked 😁 THANK U FOR READING!!! AND SENDING ME AMAZING FEEDBACK ILY ADA PLS TAKE CARE OF URSELF <3333333

[the-jam-to-the-unicorn]

I loved the fact you included the "Andriy is gay" rumours in such a way. 😂 🤣 Poor grumpy bear! 😂😂😂

"Sex with Volodymyr?! I'm responsible for making it happen?"

Yep, that's the rule, Andriy. It's in the law. Look it up.

"Because what you say doesn't make sense. I know there are certain rumours about me because I'm not married, and I'm single, but even if they were true, I doubt very much that I would be the right person to … do something like that with Volodymyr."

I mean...Andriy, sweetie...that's NOT a denial of these rumours... 👀

I loved the fact you included the "Andriy is gay" rumours in such a way. 😂 🤣 Poor grumpy bear! 😂😂😂



"I don't know what you think we do behind closed doors when we're alone, but certainly not that."

...*cough* Jam...I know you don't take prompts right now...but...listen...gurl...we lack stuff in that departement...

"I lack breasts and have the wrong hair colour and hairstyle. I'm also about two heads too tall. And I don't look good in heels. Or dresses. Or pantsuits,"

Andriy describing Olena was just hilarious. 🤣 Extra points for mentioning all the clothes she wears. 😁

And it was so sweet how Ze took care of Olena when he saw she had a bad day. God knows how much she really suffers and I hope he actually can take care of her and help her a bit when they see each other.

Also the whole making out scene...I was close to write "we need a fic of them fucking in the office" but than I remembered we have Relax and Buttons. But we might need more, Jam. 😏

"I hope Putin dies," Volodymyr, therefore, said unenthusiastically and snappishly while continuing to glare at Andriy.

The SOTP vibes are strong in this one.

"Andryusha!"

With a loud cry of joy, Olena jumped up and fell around his neck. Laughing, Andriy returned the embrace before he was also hugged tightly by Volodymyr from the other side while Olena kissed his cheek.

"Don't get too excited. Both your schedules will be pretty full, and you will hardly see each other during the day," Andriy added as the two of them let go of him again.

"Doesn't matter!" exclaimed Volodymyr and pressed a big kiss to his cheek as well before pulling Olena into his arms, overjoyed and beaming.

Yes, give grumpy bear all the love! More love for Andriy!

"He also pointed out to them that either they allow this or they have to expect one of you to sneak to the other in the night,"

That's a fact and no one can tell me otherwise. 😂

The comments about the parts. Anon! Let me love you! 😂♥

Thank you so much!

Also the missing fics in that "department" are noted ... 😉

[khaleesiofalicante]

Hellositooo!!!

First things first...

What did you think about about hearstopper??? Did you loved it?? Of course you did you have the finest taste 😌

Onto a new chapter we gooo!!!

Jace Fucking Herondale

Me: I'm gonna be chill about this chapter!!

Song rec for this chapter: Back in Black by AC/DC

Me:

THE BEGINNING

But he is done. He is fucking done. 

I remember that feeling 🙌🏼 writing a thesis is a nightmare 😭

Izzy my queen!! She is the best sister ever!!

They talk about it now.

They talk? They figure out how to start communicating, I'm impressed!!!

He’d rather not think about that bitch right now.

Fuck Shinyun ❤ 😍

Alec laughs again, his shoulders shaking. “You’re adorable. Look at you all excited for Christmas.”

This scene is adorable, Alexa! Play Lover 🥰

“America is doing something to me,” Magnus grumbles.

Yeah right, America... America Lightwood 🤣

Alec is biting his shoulder OMG!!

As an only child I understand Magnus reaction perfectly, some siblings are weird, I can't never tell if they like each other or not

The joy of seeing and holding his brother is immediately replaced by crippling paranoia of rejection and hate. 

Sweetie relax!!! Jace loves you!!

“I love you more than everyone else too,” Jace says gently.

See... I told you!!

Wait!! Has Jace met Asmodeus?? How??

Alec groans. “That fucker is still alive?”

Kill him please!!

“Yeah. But now you’re like extra gay,” Jace says seriously. “Like you’ve reached an advanced level of gayness. You’ve unleashed the Supreme Gay. No. Ultra Gay!”

“Can we take Magnus home for Christmas?”

Is that a good idea?? 🤔

THE MIDDLE

He remembers packing all his belongings at the mansion and wondering is this all I have?

Ay no! The recently divorced part is the worst part 😭

Chairman keeps looking for Max. Magnus does too.

You know what? I'm going to start crying now to save time 😭😭😭

“Your sister happened,” Magnus replies.

Damn Izzy!!!

“Home?” Magnus asks as the alcohol burns his throat. “Haven’t you heard? It’s not a home. It’s government property.”

I swear I hate that stupid house now 🤬

“I chose for myself. For once in my life, I chose myself,” Magnus says, his voice shaking, just a little. “And I don’t understand why everyone is making me feel bad about it.”

“I don’t know what to tell you,” Jace replies. “So, I’d rather say nothing.”

I wish everybody thought like this 🥺

And he never retired. Not for Clary. Not for the kids.

😭😭😭 my poor Alec, I'm scared to read Alec’s pain I know we haven't seen the worst of it yet and I don’t feel ready 😭😭😭

“I lost her to heartbreak,” Jace says quietly. “But I’ll be damned if I lose Alec to it too.”

I need a Jace to get me through this fic 😭

He knows he will never be happy again.

Is so sad to see Magnus like this, he is so a bright soul and to be driven to a point in which he will choose pain just to stay alive is heartbreaking 😭😭

Happiness doesn’t exist without Alec.

You can get him back!!! You just need to heal and then go and get him back...!!!

THE END

“If my son has an asthma attack and dies, who will take over Edom, Shinyun?” Magnus asks dramatically.

Wow... this peak dramatic bitch Magnus!!

OMG I love Shinyun from Magnus POV 🤣🤣

“You don’t see the connection?”

He truly doesn't 🤣🤣

“Oh my god,” Magnus says, his heart a little warm. “That’s so cute though.”

“What’s cute?” she asks. “His inability to communicate his needs?”

I love Shinyun 🥰

Understandable. The paparazzi vultures in New York would have no empathy. Especially if they find out Shinyun is dating Magnus.

Yeah and also Alec would die, the paparazzi saying some crazy shit like Shinyun is trying to get pregnant and the boom Alec has a heart attack!!

Then he sees something familiar, parked at the very end of the street.

“Here,” she holds up a box of donuts. “These came for Max.”

Did someone tell David that the way to a man's heart is through the stomach or something 🤣🤣

Something like a squeal leaves her mouth. She covers it up immediately.

Fuck Shinyun!! She's cute!!!

“You seem horrified,” Shinyun points out. “They were just making out, um, without clothes.”

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Shinyun,” Magnus grabs her arm. “Don’t tell Alec. About Max and David.”

Honey they barely say hello to each other, they won't sit down and gossip

"But whatever will we talk about during our weekly poker nights?" Shinyun asks.

But can you imagine Shinyun and Alec gossiping, the level of sass would be epic!!

“What’s with you and dad?” Max demands. “What’s with all the talks? Why does no one talk to Rafael?”

Max my sweet child, don't ask stupid questions you're too smart for that!!

“Don’t goooooo,” Max literally whines.

David... come on, you can't leave!!!

Slender fingers which are slightly bruised.

Yes, pay attention 🕵

“David,” Magnus says gently. “Do you like him?”

He's in love 🗣

Jace!! Did he hear anything?? 😳 he must have seen the jeep 🔎

“Familiar,” Jace says slowly.

I bet Alec will be the last to figure it out!!

“It’s good to see you moving on though,” Jace hums. “It might push Alec into doing it too.”

I don't think so 🙄

“He did,” Jace nods. “But he also went there to meet a friend. You know Ben, right?”

Yes!! Ben!!! WE KNOW BEN...we love Ben!!!

“Right?” Jace winks. “You should see them together, Magnus. They are such a power couple.”

We SHOULD see them together, please Dani let us see them together!!

But not like together together, just like in the same scene!! Interacting you know, some place Magnus can see them 😈

Rafe is taking the selfie. Ben and Alec are laughing at something, the other man’s hand wrapped around Alec’s shoulder.

“I know what you are doing, Jonathan,” Magnus scoffs. “Your juvenile attempts at making me jealous will not be successful.”

Yeah, cause you already did it yourself

“Excuse me?” Magnus bristles. “Just how old is this man?”

What do you care? Mister I don't get jealous!! 😏

Wait... how old is he??

“He is 31 or something,” Max points out. “He is closer in age to Rafe than dad.”

Ok ok... that's cool I like it!!

Then, as always, like the weirdo that he is, Jace sniffs.

And he knows, he knows and I know he knows 🎶🎶

“Are you happy, Magnus?”

Magnus smiles. “Not really.”

At least he's being honest

“I haven’t been happy for a while,” Magnus replies now.

😭😭😭😭

“I miss my happiness,” Magnus whispers, mostly to himself. “I think I want it back.”

Yessss!! Operation getting Alec back has begun!!!

Except for the parts that made me cry this chapter was really funny.

Thank you Dani ❤ you're the best!!!

OMG YOUR REACTION TO BACK IN BLACK IS THE SAME AS MINE. AC/DC FOR LIFE BABY.

Jace chapters are always cute and funny with a touch of angst.

Here is a tlnd song rec for you: Cool for the Summer by Demi Lovato

[darke15]

Hello Rhymie!!!!!! @rhymingtree

What's the best way to spend a Sunday?

Crying over fictional characters LET'S GOOOO

🖤🖤🖤

THEY DID THE DO

Boone's been getting it left and right since day one...

she really has

Oh, they were loud loud. Damn... wonder if anyone in the compound her and her New York while they were at it...

Stark sound-proofed the room after the thought of Brutasha together grossed him out

You know what maybe that's a question I'd rather never be answered.

i mean, they mighta heard something if they past by the door at the right time 😏

Johnson expected to win…

Thank God we know that he does, too.

🖤🖤🖤

Damn, Delphine sounds like she's down bad... so Bardot's really good in bed, huh?

Anybody boone's ever flirted with is down bad, let's be real

EW MANETTE GET YOUR NOSE OUT OF YOUR DAUGHTER'S BUSINESS

😈😈😈

Was this what you were talking about when you said the opening was sad?

yes

Those flashbacks got me thinking, when Duke was 'spying' on Ghost and Bucky in New Eden, and she was super protective of Bucky to the point of physically attacking Duke, did that remind him of when she was in the hospital after being found in the desert?

oh i didn't even think about that but yes. He hadn't seen those eyes in years and it made him sick

The dynamic between Christopher and Zac is precious...

i love them so much

“Too many people. Bad music. Americans have terrible taste.”

I'm sorry to say I agree.

same

Ah, so Christopher already knows how to solve it... damn. Must be a bit tempting to drop a hint for Zac.

he's boonie's apprentice, it was one of his tests after she taught him to borrow from billionaires and hack corporations

TELL HER ABOUT ‼THE WHITE MAN IN A WHITE VAN‼

The bilingual panic of suddenly losing control of your words and switching to your mother tongue to rapidly start fumbling so that even the people who speak the same language has no idea what you're saying...

lol

Frazier. His name is Frazier. I hate that I remember

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jesse didn't see that coming?

NO ONE SAW THIS COMING?

listen, besides Boone, Duke, and Turner, nobody knows that Lawrence is a rat

POWERHOUSE- OH SHIT RAFFA

It's all coming together...... *happy squirrel noises*

*they're* all coming together

My mind is evil... went straight to the final chapter of Red Room. Very comforting scenes...

that's exactly what i was going for

Hearing Raf be called Doctor Mendez makes me unreasonably happy. It's like when Bucky was called Sergeant Barnes on TFATWS... it makes me smile

same tho

I mean, I knew Raf was smart, he's a doctor after all... but seeing the doctor side of him... is amazing

I love him so much

PROPS TO YOUR WRITING DARKE THESE FUCKING CHARACTERS!!!!!

thank you 🖤 i'm so glad y'all love them as much i do

Raf was so amazing that Jack forgot he was in love with Duke

he wasn't expecting his ditzy ass to actually be a good doctor

Doped up Boone is funnier than it should be

she's hilarious

I don't know what to do, do I laugh at Jack's fixation on Duke's lip bite or do I laugh at doped up Boone

both, both is good

I choose to laugh at both

yeesssssss good choice

A short reprieve brought to us by ✨Duke's homegrown tomatoes✨

mannnn i just wanna sit in his garden and steal cherry tomatoes while he's not looking

I want to reach in through the fourth wall and hug her and give her my bowl of ice cream... because I am currently reading this crying into a bowl of ice cream

ohhhh ice creammmmmmmm

Boone throughout season two: needs a massive selfcare day

Christopher throughout season two: also needs a massive selfcare day

they really do

Duke behind the scenes: buying the two of them facemasks, scented candles, a shit ton of snacks and wondering if they need group counselling

lol yesssssssss. He'd get facemasks, boone's fave movie, cook belov's fave meal, light candles and they'd snack all night together and then come to the decision that they def need to go see Dr. Lee asap

Jack: quietly following Duke in the supermarket as he debates on getting aloe vera face masks when he can just make those himself from the ones in his garden (because he likes watching Duke gardening in the morning and knows everything he's growing)

ahhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhh

Duke likes watching Jack's butt when he goes running

Jack likes watching Duke's big hands be so gentle when he's tending his garden

“Head hurts, gotta work,” she responded quickly, ducking into her office and slamming the door.“

I don’t think that’s how that works,” Zac murmured under his breath.

Dangit you made me laugh again

oops 🤣

I've been thinking more and more about it, because Boone reminds me a lot of the people I met in class, how all of my friends are practically overachievers but are so quick to shoot themselves down at every opportunity. We're all open with each other, and it's safe to say we're all broken in our own ways.

Boone's a lot like them. They've all done so much, they're all so smart and so accomplished and they're aware that they're great, but they're also their worst critics.

yessss imposter syndrome is a bitch

And whenever they know they're too tired, their first instinct is to work and get shit done and distract themselves from pain even though they know they can't ignore it.

I wouldn't say that when she's tired she works but she def needs a distraction. Her mind works so fast that she goes through every possible scenario that ghost went through to get her injuries. And, considering how gruesome those injuries were, the scenarios are terrifying. Then she realizes that, as ghost was being tortured and was alone, she was out living life with Duke and Turner when they should have been looking for her.

She works and keeps putting herself in risky situations so it forces her brain to focus on the moment rather than dwell on the past

The most successful people are the broken ones

that is so true

— “Ah!” Boone sighed, lifting her drink toward (F/N), “To new friends then!” —— “To friends!” —

I think you can hear the sound of my heart breaking from across the world.

ah, is that what that sound was? i knew it sounded familiar

Ew, social interaction and questionably sanitized surfaces. I feel you Ari...

🤣 IS THIS WATER SANITARY? IT LOOKS QUESTIONABLE TO ME!

“What?” He snapped, his lips curling skeptically as he looked at her, “Girl, what do you want me to do? I’m a doctor!”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Raf is a mood

lol he's great

He seems to be really good at finding things he isn't meant to see...

really, he just has terrible luck

Did Ari find a bioweapon? Like the one in Paris

😏😏😏

Oh shit I just remembered about how years from now, he's gonna learn how to use a gun

He doesn't seem like the betraying type but then again neither is Danny

hehehehehehehehehehhe 😏

OH MY GOD HE GOT IT

DID HE GET IT

I THINK HE GOT IT

DID BOONE JUST GIVE IT TO HIM OR- WHAT IS GOING ON

OH MY GOD

HOLY SHIT IT'S THE PLOT OF SHERLOCK S2EP1

yessssssss

I WATCHED THAT SHOW A DOZEN TIMES AND I DIDN'T GET IT!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!? I READ THOSE BOOKS AND I DIDN'T FUCKING GET IT

🤣🤣🤣

Look at Boonie and Christopher watching him go like they're watching their baby take his first steps

they're such proud nerd parents

I still can't believe I spent all that time watching Sherlock over and over again, only for it to fly past me so many times...

lol

I just can't wait for when Ghost wakes up and it all comes back to her... I just... Can't. Fucking. Wait.

same

I FUCKING KNEW THEY WERE GONNA GO AFTER THEIR FAMILY

😈😈😈

I had a really long day, with the schoolyear coming to a head and all my professors suddenly being in the mood to torture their students again, this chapter just made my whole entire day. I really thought I was gonna feel more sad about it, but no.

lol, I'm glad that the sadness level weren't too much for you 🤣

And I hope that your professors offer you a reprieve

I can't wait for the next episode, and I also can't wait for BS:A... the gala... the 🌶🌶🌶

i'm so excited

It's all so fricking exciting and I can't wait for your writing to break the last few pieces of my heart even more....

lol thank you rhymie 🖤

THE SOLDIER & THE SPY

SEASON 2 : EPISODE 6 — THE APPRENTICE

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“Eyes on Glitch,” he said, glancing over his shoulder and putting his pistol back in its holster. Belov knelt down, his eyes flicking quickly over Boone.

She was wearing the same dress she had been the night before but her hair was a mess and her makeup was smudged. She was rocking slightly, staring into the distance as goosebumps pricked at her skin.

“Беда?” He asked, slowly reaching out to her, “What happened?”

Boone didn’t answer, continuing to look blankly ahead of her. Belov placed a gentle hand on her knee, wincing back as she jumped away from him with a yelp. He pulled away from her, a frown stretching across his face as he moved so she was looking at him.

“Беда, it's me. What's going on?” He asked softly, his brows furrowing as she stared through him, “Посмотри на меня, сестричка—” Look at me, little sister.

He paused, the words pouring from his mouth before he could stop them.

Little sister.

— “Прости, Кристофер. Ты не должен был возвращаться.” I'm sorry, Christopher. You shouldn't have come back. —

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[khaleesiofalicante]

This is about last chapter, bc I missed this ask box but it was one of my favorite!! How do you do it?!? 💙

We stan Izzy ok bye😎

Raphael>>>

God, that scene was so heartbreaking but also beautiful in a way, Alec staying right beside Magnus, promising to never leave, informing himself AND also asking him what does he wants!! That right there is so important!

“The same reason you didn’t come to your parents, Alec,” Magnus sighs. “I was scared you would not love me anymore.” I actually love the parallel of this and the "Because every time you come out to someone, it's sort of the first thing they ask - Why Didn't You Tell Me?" scene

“It seems unfair to me that we can laugh together but when you cry, you have to do it alone,” Yes I am crying, so what?? 🥺

ROSEWOOD>>>>>>>>>

Rafael is me when it comes to friends jdhdusk

Rafael taking care of Max hurts me a silly amount :)

“No,” Max says. “I came to see if you wanted to have lunch together.” the parallel of him always having lunch with someone and then no one... 

They should have canceled the show right then and there. But no. What do they say? The show must go on.

I LOVE THE EPISODES METAPHOR SO MUCH HOLY SHIT I LOVE METAPHORS 🥺

Maybe he stopped watching because his mind had told him that the series finale is close by. He isn’t looking forward to that much. WHY DOES THIS HURT SO MUCH?!?

THE FUCKING PICTURE😭🥺

Max always being MOOD AF😎

That whole scene. Just everything. The way Rafael called him Bapak and the Magnus. The “Keep looking at Rafael. Please, bapak. Keep looking at Rafael.”. And holy shit “Like mother. Like son.” was actually terrifying and I had to take a moment, but It was one of my fave scenes. Sooo well done <3 “Look at the face,” bapak says. “Remember the face. Don’t forget the face.” I also screamed at this ngl

Catarina, Ragnor and Raphael going and staying with Magnus, Max crying, Alec calling Thomas... It was a lot but it was amazing!

And the last Timeline holy shit!!!! I LOVED LOVED LOVED IT!!

Anjali>>>

David is a wild af, smooth af, but also a soft babe and those three and a dangerous combination..

Damn Clary indeed! Honestly, go off woman!!

He is so brave for trying to reach to his mother🥺

The shower scene>>>>

“You do have a type!” Max grins now. “You like misunderstood assholes with good hearts!” GOD HE IS SO FUCKING OBLIVIOUS!! 

“Anything for your lover, Master Max?” It must be hard for Elyaas to be the best character ever but we stan💙

David pulls back. “When do you love me then?” Only when I breathe. <3333333

Who knew that game would actually turn up to be healthy communication?!? Idk but the whole scene was *chef kiss*

Dad does this thing when he gets really, really angry. Sometimes when dad is super angry…he cries. Now I am crying but its ok :)

Note to self: People don't wait around. People move on. Not everyone is like your dad. This hits to close to home 💔

DAVID AND HIS PLANS>>>

MAVID CHILDREN>>>

God, David using Max’s slang got me CRYING!! I WAS DYING 😂😂

The mental image of David carrying Max to his bed is the best thing to ever happen dont @ me

He thinks of some options. I got your back, bitch. No worries. Cools. I want to have your babies. I laughed so much and Idk why duhdkdhdksk

Mint chocolate chip for dad. Coffee for Rafe. French Vanilla for Max. Blueberry for bapak.

They don’t turn up.

Of course, they don't.

Max begins to eat by himself.

Now we dont have time to unpack ALL that,, but lets just say I'm emo😭😭

“Mind if I join you?”

Max looks up.

He smiles.

I love you. I love you. I love you.

EXCUSE ME WHOLE I GO TO SCREAM ABOUT THEM AJDHDLJDKD

The mavid content cures all ailments istg 😤😤😤

I have a tiktok for you 🤭

Max 🤣🤣🤣🤣