doctor-harleysawyer

[doctor-harleysawyer]

"What have you done to him. He looks.. significantly less intimidating. Well- not like there was much of that factor in the first place."

*runs out carrying yarnaby like a sack of potatoes*

"Hm. Inconvinient, but not irreversable. Yarnaby will free himself of your grasp, no matter how badly you want to keep him and how strong you may think you are. He will get back to me."

[doctor-harleysawyer]

I’m gonna rizz you up

"...Yarnaby should come back sooner than I anticipated. Oh Yaaarnabyyyy.. I need someone to be dealt with.."

[doctor-harleysawyer]

*runs out carrying yarnaby like a sack of potatoes*

"Hm. Inconvinient, but not irreversable. Yarnaby will free himself of your grasp, no matter how badly you want to keep him and how strong you may think you are. He will get back to me."

[doctor-harleysawyer]

I'm sorry to ask this. But were there versions of bigger bodies of Nightmare critters?

"No, no there were not. The Nightmare critter plushies were a cheap copy of the Smiling critters, only crafted to attract teenagers who've just started earning their own money and don't know how to be responsible with it just yet. Playtime co. didn't even go through the effort of getting them cardboard cutouts and voice actors, just a couple of plushie ads."

[doctor-harleysawyer]

How much like a cat is Yarnaby besides bringing you dead things. Do you think there's a thought behind his eyes?

"Not even a single one. I think the only semblance of a thought he can have is that amusing little tune he plays.

Yes, Yarnaby is very cat-like. He is a lion after all, or atleast inspired by one. The majority of those piles of deceased critters, most have ended up at my feet as a 'gift'. I do wish he would stop, but I am not in the position to get back and train him just yet."

[doctor-harleysawyer]

what if I crochet your wires into a blanket

"I do not believe that is possible."

[doctor-harleysawyer]

Do you like music?

"Hmm.. I suppose. It is pleasing to hear, sometimes. I am not a fan of the modern day music, but we all have different minds.. the human mind is fascinating, no?"

[doctor-harleysawyer]

One chance I beg of you 😭😭😭🥰

"No. Get out of the playtime factory, go connect with the earth."

[doctor-harleysawyer]

What happens if someone connects one of these video game consoles on you to use to play with?

"Hypothetically, if the right wires are used the game could be played on my screen, yes. Do not attempt to do so. It will not end well for you."

[doctor-harleysawyer]

Is there a reason why the prototype kinda looks like this robot from the year 2077?

"I don't quite see what you're seeing... 2077? Did it truly take humankind so long to make a floating robot? And not even a sturdy one either, it would seem."

[doctor-harleysawyer]

You may act like a big threat, but I know your weakness... Behold!

🍎

"...Hm. Do you truly believe that foolish rhyme told to children? [Laughter], how inane."

[doctor-harleysawyer]

its what he deserves

[doctor-harleysawyer]

Hey so if I just so happen to poke your eye would ya feel it? *pokes*

"No, I would not. I'm practically an inanimate object. I cannot feel anything. You nuisances can stop touching me now."

[doctor-harleysawyer]

paws at you paws at you paws at you paws at you

"euh.. that is quite.. bothersome. Stop that."

>He bats your hand away, like a cat.

[doctor-harleysawyer]

>The static eye seemed to widen in surprise for a moment, glitching a bit more as the information processed.

"Playcare, you say? Ahh, but I see.. You're one of those critters, taking refuge with the others on the floor above.. see now, If I'd had it my way, I'd have sent Yarnaby and the nightmare critters your way by now, [even more laughter]."

-What's this? There seems to be a little Craftycorn walking around, though this one is walking around on its two feet instead of all four like the rabid Smiling and Nightmare critters. It seemed to not know where it was going, as if it was lost, as if it didn't originate from the prison-

◇ @the-crafty-unicorn ◇

>Harley eyeballs this peculiar critter as it travels, watching eye transferring across each TV on the way with a click, followed by eerie, muffled static. He suddenly teleports to a TV directly in the crafty's way, distorted voice sounding from the device.

"Now, what do we have here? A smiling critter, practically unscathed.. how unusual."

[doctor-harleysawyer]

[GLADOS AND THE BIRDS?!?!?!? PORTAL REFERENCE?!?!?!?]

"Who on earth is.. Glad-o's..? And- portal? like the transdimentional transportation device from science fiction media?"

[doctor-harleysawyer]

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"H-y st---p d---ng t-at you------ b-thersom-- cre--ure-"