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Hi, my name is Zabala0z and welcome back to āLocal crazy girl listens to TMA s4ā. You know me, Iām ur host, yada yada
MAG 142: Scrutiny
It is so crazy hearing Jon from another persons POV. Like damn there goes his humanity bit by bit. It does make me wonder cause he never mentioned this little incident in the tapes. Did he purposely leave it out? Or does he not remember this.
āNot nice being interrogatedā I see what you did there š Martins being a bit more mean. I support it
MAG 143: Heart of Darkness
I love having a clear timeline. Yāknow I was never super scared of The Dark, itās actually at the bottom of my ranking of āWhich TMA entities would scare me the mostā but after hearing about the ritual in such extensive detailā¦yeah no I get it. Also, yay Natalie! Still feel horribly bad for her. I really donāt like cults. (Too bad sheāll die š)
THATS WHY HE KIDNAPPED THAT BOY. To use him as a vessel. Which is crazy. Iām assuming the black fog coming out of Maxwells mouth was to like possess the boy, Callum- but that makes me think. Yeah, even though it didnāt get on Callum, it hit the other guy. The policeman. The one whose eyes went milky and died. Or I think he died. But what Iām thinking is that the possession was successful just with the wrong guy.
It sounds like Manuela is like the last person of the Peoples Church of the Divine Host. Also I love how Jon went, āman thatās beautiful. Anyways-ā and then the dark sun was extinguished. Or lit up? I donāt know but itās funny anyways. Bye Manuela, you scared me.
MAG 144: Decrypted
Ah. The Extinction. Nice to hear a statement about it. Iāve been wondering if any of the previous statements were related to it, I might try to skim some.
Also nooo Martin ā¹ļø stop being an asshole. Anyways, bit scared on who this man Peter Lukas is bringing from out of the country. Is it one of his relatives? Nathaniel Lukas?
MAG 145: Infectious Doubts
Gertrude Robinson has all my respect. Genuinely, what a badass. āMaybe you choose a bad Godā GET HIS ASS ā¼ļøā¼ļø Honestly Arthur Nolan is like the most tolerable servant of The Desolation. Then he started talking about his tenants and I started feeling sick again but yāknow maybe in another universe, him and Gertrude got drinks. Not as friends, just as weird coworkers or something.
The Web is so interesting. Iām so curious about it because itās never attempted a ritual, and thereās not much on it. I wanna know Annabelleās deal actually. Come on girl, you wear thrifted clothes, you canāt be that bad.
Itās so interesting to hear about the entities. Like Gertrude said, they probably donāt think at all but they do so much yet so little. Bitches. Also this proves my theory that all landlords are evil.
So happy Jack will be safe. Bro needs it. Literally everyone hates him and heās just a dude š I donāt feel any sympathy for Eugene. Hope he suffers more
Okay thatās all I got! Long post, sorry about that. I have a model UN thing over the weekend so my posts are gonna be as slow as ever sorry. Expect more fanart though
#the magnus archives#tma#tma s4#tma podcast#the magnus archives season 4#zabala0z thoughts#god I love these posts#for myself#I dunno about yāall but I like keeping my thoughts in order
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trick or treat!
#my art#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#yuji itadori#fushiguro megumi#nobara kugisaki#maki zenin#yuta okkotsu#inumaki toge#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#u could argue that the spoilers r hidden by the costumes but idw take my chances#i havent posted art in a billion years i feel like a fraud and i am going to get a bad grade in tumblr dot com#so i am posting these early idc anymore#i still have probably one more halloween draws i plan on posting but im cracking i want these out of my drafts Now#these KILLED ME#i miss drawing fast i miss it so badddddd#dont get me wrong the costume design ws so fun i loved it but god did it take ages#but on the bright side. yuuji in a toga.#on another bright side. little devil nobara n cowgirl maki#on yet anotHER bright side. eldritch horror pandachu#these costumes eat if i do say so myself ghjsdfkgjf undead inuokko makes me so happy also they r so cute#not to mention megumi in his gay little hat god i made itfs so obnoxiously flirty in this#remember when i said the timeskip art ws the least heterosexual group photo i've ever drawn i take it back#theyre disgusting . save nobara episode 356325746732#anyway happy 10 days early halloween <3#i will try to not take a whole week to finish the last piece(s)
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Can the guy at the bottom kill himself or something
#mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing#curly mouthwashing#love when people give curly eyelashes#die jimmy#god i hate him#anya pov#edti: cant believe i have to say this but im not saying curly is a good person in this post WHAT!
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the mobile phone museum is a online museum featuring over 2000 types of old and funky phones thatās amazing for seeing old phones and getting info about them for stuff like writing/art or just because theyāre so cool and i love them look at them
behold! some of my favourite silly creatures :3
#these are more early 00s era weird phones im gonna make a second post abt late 00s era cool fashion phones but oh my god I love this#I have 00s era phone autism i love them so much I respect this guy just collecting like thousands of them#00ās#00s tech#y2k#y2k aesthetic#old tech#resources
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imagine being someone at new rome university and not knowing percy is the same guy as āpercy jackson, son of poseidon, two-time hero of olympus, former praetorā because the thought doesnāt even cross your mind. likeā¦ heās percy. heās a total frat boy. on a normal night, he walks into a party, refers to everyone as bro or dude, socializes with every living (and not-living) person in the room, makes at least 50 sarcastic comments, plays 12 rounds of beer pong, drinks way too much, and then skates around campus on his skateboard yelling āI LOVE NEW YORKā (which makes no sense, because theyāre in california) until someone calls his girlfriend to come get him.
and then one day thereās an attack, and frat boy percy is all of a sudden a fighting machine. heās yelling battle cries alongside the praetors frank zhang and hazel levesque as they lead everyone into battle. (why is he with the praetors? and whyā¦. why in the world do the praetors seem to be following his lead?) his sword slashes through armies of monsters faster than youāve ever seen. heās controlling the entire river surrounding the camp, creating huge waves as tall as skyscrapers that crash down all around him, wiping out monsters and causing mass destruction to his enemiesā ranks. the sky is suddenly dark above you, ice-cold water droplets are slashing through the air, and the wind is blowing so aggressively that itās making it hard to stand up steadily. because heās somehow created a hurricane.
and he looks terrifying. you can feel the power radiating off of him. heās like a god. or maybe a monster. itās hard to tell. youāre a little scared of him, to be honest. but also in total awe, because itās extraordinary. heās extraordinary.
frat boy percy is not who you thought he was.
#but at least it makes sense why annabeth chase is dating him lol#I AM NOT SAYING PERCY IS A BIG DRINKER#if he even drinks at all#itās just the frat boy concept#itās just for the sake of the post#anyway#i love how fast his mood changes#heās so terrifying#but in a cute way#frat boy percy#percy jackson#annabeth chase#percabeth#trials of apollo#chalice of the gods#heroes of olympus#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo
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Shoutout to Baldurs Gate 3 for having a magical girl transformation sequence but instead of a teenager in a short skirt it's a lesbian aasimar paladin in full plate about to open 13 cans of fucking whoop ass
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What do you mean Tim doesnāt stay alive and well and happy and silly and funny and alive forever WHAT DO YOU MEANNNNNNN
#Tim best character no contest#god I love Tim Iām going to draw disgusting not safe for work content and post it publicly online#tim tma#tim stoker#jonathan sims#I GUESS Iāll tag him too guys I GUESS#tma podcast#tma fanart#tma#the magnus archives
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Do you think Evbo learned how to do those jumps and thought "oh this is so sick what's the best way I can show off my parkour skills"
#mcyt#maige's posts#maige's memes#parkour civilization#parkciv#evbo#this is my contribution to the fandom. god i love blond green boys who become burdened with the fate of the world when all they want to do#is be free and have fun#would you believe that i literally have a class discussing the labor movement and rise of communism in early 20th century america that ive#been ignoring bc i was too busy watching this#i have a 350 word essay due actually. oh shit
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It's just guys night talk! Don't worry about it!
(Read Tiger Tiger and shake this man awake so he can finish that thought!)
#tiger tiger#remy bonnaire#jamis arlesi#Comics I meant to post a week ago but I have been...extraordinarily sleepy.#Remy is the ultimate yearner and he is about to explode...these last few updates have had the Tigers discord in a vice grip.#We all knew he was going to say something that would devestate Remy.#But this??? This near confession? āI wish you would look at me like that?ā#If I was Remy...well yeah I probably would also just lay in bed. Awake. Pondering and internally exploding.#But ough...the agony...his heart had settled on loving this man from afar and now...now he wonders. If it doesn't have to be so.#The boys are fighting (internally and with themselves).#If you haven't red Tigers yet but are reading this: What else must I do to convince you? Draw more men's tits?#God! If I must [I shake my head at an empty audience] I can't believe I'm being forced to do this!
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āPeople are inherently terribleā no!!! Have you ever seen a child wait for their friend while they tie their shoelaces? Have you ever known someone who would bring hurt squirrels and rabbits and mice to the nearest vet just so it doesnāt suffer? Have you seen someone grieve? Have you ever read something that hit your heart like a freight train? Have you looked at the stars and felt an unexplainable joy? Have you ever baked bread? Have you shared a meal with a friend? Have you not seen it? All the love? All the good? I know itās hard to see sometimes, I know thereās pain everywhere. But look, thereās a child helping another up after a hard fall. Look, thereās someone giving their umbrella to a stranger. Look, thereās someone admiring the spring flowers. Look, thereās good, thereās good, thereās good. Look!!!!
#humans are good actually#humans are strange#hopecore#honey prose#respectfully do not fill my mentions w Christianity references this is NOT a capital G god friendly post#fuck the concept of original sin and also Thomas Hobbes#also for all the vet ppl in the tags saying donāt take a wild animal to the vet pls refer to ājust so it doesnāt sufferā IM A VET TECH.#THERE IS ONLY ONE THING WE CAN DO FOR A SMALL WILD ANIMAL THAT IS INJURED .#Iām talking about humane euthanasia for a creature that is clearly suffering when thereās no wildlife conservation for 60+ miles#Iāve actually never had a client that didnāt call to ask to bring it in that didnāt already know and understand euthanasia was all weād be#able to do.#thatās the kindness part. thatās the love. āI canāt do anything except make sure you donāt suffer any longer than u already have since some#asshole ran over your back legsā
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IM SORRY. I'M SO SORRY. They really chose to draw THIS? I CAN'Tšššš
#I'M SO SORRY. I LOVE HIM AND EVERYTHING. BUT I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF THIS. FORGIVE ME GOD.#I'M SO SORRY ADRIEN FOR MAKING THIS POST BUT I COULDNT JUST STAY SILENT. I'M SO SORRY ššš.#ml spoilers#ml london special#ml london spoilers#miraculous#miraculoustalesofladybugandcatnoir#miraculous ladybug#miraculous lb#mlbposting#ml#adrien agreste#mlb spoilers#spoilers
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~The Most Beautiful Woman in The World~
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#my art#comic#it's about how when you love someone you think theyre the most beautiful person to exist!!!#it's also about me drawing a man in the sluttiest little miniskirt imaginable-who said that#i tried throwing hints throughout the story that yes the gods are doing the equivalent of making two dolls kiss#anyways hope u like it i know its quite long for a tumblr post teehee woops
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the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.
#i can't believe i'm saying this#DEADPOOL CAN GET IT#Logan I'm sobbing I understand why you lunged at him#I would too bestie#it's the sass for me folks#paint that car white as much as they painted it red my god#a deadpool thirst post? from me? more likely than you'd think#this is a branch in realities i know it#i've never had Feelings for this motherfucker until this movie#all i'm left with is anger now because WHAT DOES HE WANT FROM ME#camera crew could have just made it landscape but noooooo they had to do a medium shot of this son of a bitch#i'm sending an especially affectionate fuck you in ryan reynolds' direction#i love how you love deadpool#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#poolverine#deadclaws#don't get me wrong i've always adored deadpool's personality. nobody's that hilarious and not have humongous balls i mean trauma.#but i've never went 'why he kinda' until this specific shot right here#@ camera crew why the fuck did you zoom in? WHY?#for me? well it's infuriating#do it again#gif is credit to the owner#30 tags aren't enough for me to dismantle how this shot made me feel. tumblr you gotta update#damn tumblr i'm tryna feed a village here#guys just find my other post
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posting across the targetverse here bc it did numbers on twitter
#across the spiderverse#spiderverse#miguel o'hara#hobie brown#im posting my art here from now onnnnn#maybe ill make a sideblog thats art only who knows.#bastardibujando#< thats my art tag btw. no i dont remeber what it was before so whatever art i have posted here is gone forever#hi for the love of god hello anyone wanna talk about spiderverse.#og post
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the muskification of twitter except it's lex luthor instead of elon lol
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#this is almost as bad as the time Lex luthor stole 40 cakes.#lex being the dc verse's elon is hilariously perfect#and gothamites are relentless so theyre probably having a field day with this#gothamites using every opportunity to dunk on metropolitans for having a shitty billionaire#the imposter accounts were run by kon and Lois lmao#the batkids are absolutely gonna impersonate each other so goodluck to bruce because the PR team's gonna be LIVID#social media au#the batkids later that day: Bruce you should totally buy tiktok#bruce: what? absolutely not im not spending money on a social media platform#batkids: but it'll make lex SO mad#bruce considering: hmm.#dick grayson#jason todd#bruce wayne#lex luthor#stephanie brown#batfamily#damian wayne#tim drake#batkids#batfam#batbros#batman#dc comics#incorrect quotes#crack#i spent an ungodly amount of time and effort on this please for the love of god dont make fun of me š#the script for this has literally been sitting in my drafts for over a year. i even did research on all the dates when this fiasco unfolded#texts#fanatical posting
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Something I think about a lot is how Rick Riordan very rarely uses "girlfriend/boyfriend" to refer to Percy and Annabeth within their perspectives. They're so intertwined, even Annabeth says in hoh that the word boyfriend isn't strong enough, because Percy was a part of her. They are a singular soul, too wrapped around each others' fates that regular labels are far too weak for them. But, Rick Riordan uses "boyfriend" a lot in Nico and Wills perspectives, not because they love each other less than percabeth, but to show how much the word means to them. Nico uses it any chance he gets- "his boyfriend," "he actually had a boyfriend," because Nico has never been able to say that before. Their struggle with their queer identities mixed with Nico's catholic guilt and chronic everyone-hates-me disease makes the fact that he has someone to call his actual boyfriend so much more important to his character development.
#yeah ik I'm solangelo posting again listen tsats is fucking me up ok#please god don't take this as me saying will is only important when he's in love w nico he's his own character#and I just read a bit from hoh#rick riordan#percy jackson#annabeth chase#percabeth#nico di angelo#will solace#solangelo#pjo hoo toa#riordanverse#tsats#the sun and the star#house of hades#chaotic's posts
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