#god I fucking love my in-laws
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I am, shall we say, severely melanin deficient. However, my husband and in-laws are Black.
My mother-in-law cracks the fucking WILDEST and most hysterical jokes I have ever heard. And the WHITE GUILT I feel when laughing. Omfgggg.
I know she wouldn’t tell me them if she didn’t expect me to find them funny, but OH MY GOD. This woman is gonna be the death of me.
。:゚゚(´∀`)・。
She said something yesterday that I cannot in good faith repeat. But let’s just say it far surpassed that time she told me she invited some of her white coworkers to the bbq so I wouldn’t be lonely. As said white coworkers were walking up to us.
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For the record, my husband also takes great joy in watching me writhe in white guilt. It must be a family trait.
She already told me I can’t laugh about something come August when we’re visiting them and I was just like…MA’AM THAT IS THE SUREST WAY TO ENSURE THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I DO AND YOU KNOW IT.
Giving me a month to prepare WILL NOT HELP. I am DOOMED.
(It’s not that serious but damn if I won’t be thinking about it the entire fucking time…)
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ok ok ok I get it now I get why everyone was telling me to watch this oh my GOD
#whoever wrote the french subtitles : I love you and I'm forever in debt to you before the laws of god & men#dear LORD you guys are not fucking around#thank god for the russian valois#a fruity chicot and a henri that looks like a long sad bean what more does a girl need#also idk how to explain but they found people who look french like I believe it#chicot ? could be my uncle#lddm#watchalong#grafinya de monsoro
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getting emotional over the fact that mr reca really would guide you, just as a good director is supposed to, but would still retain the authority to make executive decisions if he felt your choices were not beneficial to your film (life) or your growth as an actor (person)
#mr reca x you#mr reca x reader#i love him i love him i love him so fucking much#i’m going to cry like actually i am so goddamn emotional over him right now it’s not even FUNNY#i’ve been having a MELTDOWN over this man all fucking day#so anyway#i have so many fucking thoughts about him but i’m trying to post them in a timely manner instead of just spamming#oh my GOD i love him#the point here is that daddy is still The Boss at the end of the day#he’ll allow you to make your own silly little decisions and learn from your silly little mistakes and cheer you on throughout it all because#he loves you SO much but at the end of the day he has the final say#his word is LAW as we have heard <3#inky.reca
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'colin needs to grovel' 'colin should suffer' 'pen can't let him off easy'
please, his mother in law is about to be PORTIA, doesn't the man have enough curses in his life?
#colin bridgerton#polin#portia featherington#colin at the beginning realizing he's marrying into the Featheringtons: oh god i have truly met some insufferable people in my life#colin hours later full of spite and w/ approx. 0 patience for Portia's shit deciding he's gonna become The Problem: but also they've met me#Colin decides he's going to be the permanent thorn in her side and it's wonderful#don't get me wrong#but damn. . .pour one out for our boy#you KNOW he loves Pen because who the fuck else would deal with Portia of all people as a mother in law????#'woe portia as your MIL upon thee' is like. . .THE ultimate curse#but Colin went 'it's rotten work but not if it's for Pen'#we should all be so lucky
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my moms eldest daughter quit her video editing job to be a valorant streamer her 18 yo trans son has no education no degrees and is paying rent off online art commissions her youngest son is showing signs of wanting to be a youtuber or a game developer do you guys think she is cooked
#any time i think about my family i just feel bad for my mom 😭😭😭😭 her retirement is fucked 😭😭😭😭😭😭#her 1 son-in-law is a delivery guy god help her#on the positive side you could call us a very creative driven family :')#also also for context by rent i meant i have to help my mom w bills n stuff for about 60$ a month. honestly i would love to offer more once#my income is steady enough#ok enough family rant
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of ten’s companions, if the doctor couldn’t handle losing them and crossed his own timeline to trick them into traveling with future!him instead of past!him so that he’d have a little more time with them:
rose would do it. first because bless her but she has the situational awareness of a rock, and legitimately would not realize this isn’t her doctor until his facade starts to break down and he starts bleeding grief-laced love for her at every turn. but once she does realize it, she’s both deeply sympathetic and a little scared that she could make him into this. it’s a lot to be confronted with having that much power over someone, to break them so thoroughly. rose would try to get back to her doctor, but while she’s with the future version, she tries to do what she can to ease his pain. (she also tries to figure out a way to subvert her fate. she fails.)
i think martha would be harder to trick. she can smell desperation on the doctor like a bloodhound. she is so tapped into the fact that this man wants to off himself so bad and that she’s 90% of his self-restraint, so present her with a doctor who is lacking that and she’s onto him immediately. however, assuming he gets her to come with him, explains why he’s doing this, there’s like. a minute where she’s kind of. not flattered exactly, but surprised, giddy with the realization that he’d come back for a little more time with her, especially if this is early season 3 martha. which would all come crashing down around the time that he reveals that he wasn’t pushed to this by losing her to some tragedy or her death or anything- but that she chose to leave. that is the point at which martha goes ‘oh i need to get the fuck off of this tardis right now’ and ghosts the past!doctor that she was also traveling with because holy shit, man.
donna, like rose, is easily bamboozled into following the wrong doctor home, provided that he shuffles her along into his tardis too fast for her to argue. but she catches on far quicker than rose does. like, three minutes tops of watching the doctor move through the tardis in a way that’s definitely not enthusiastic piloting and looks more like guilty panic. and then she yells at him for lying to her. and she yells at him for kidnapping her. and then she stops yelling because he’s gone sort of still and quiet and his eyes are just broken. and he doesn’t explain himself, he confesses. donna is going to try to stay with him after this btw. because how do you go back to looking your best friend in the eyes when you know he’d take everything you’ve become away from you, even to save your life? and this is still the doctor, he still did that to her, but he regrets it. regrets it so much that he can’t live with it, he’s breaking time and space just to hear her say his name again. and donna doesn’t want to lose him anymore than he wanted to lose her.
#i am so enthralled by this concept you have no idea#also like. i mentioned in rose’s section how this is a genuinely scary situation for her.#but to be clear. it is for all three of them the moment they realize that this Is Not Their Doctor#because theyre suddenly on a ship going through time ans space with. almost a stranger. and one who has proven that he’s break laws#fundamental to his worldview rather than let them go#doctor who#rose tyler#martha jones#martha girl get the fuck out of there oh my god#the doctor comes out looking the worst in her section rip to him for not handling her leaving him in a normal and healthy way very well#i think it would be very funny if the doctor said goodbye to her and then immediately went. ‘oh! right! martha is the only thing keeping me#from jumping off a cliff! brb i need to get martha back at whatever cost!’ sir go to therapy#donna noble#also also to be clear im not trying to insult rose in her section thats just how she is#remember that time her boyfriend turned into plastic in front of her and she. didnt notice. or that time the doctor was being strangled in#the other room and she. didnt notice.#rose tyler girl that you are. you never know what the fuck is going on around you and i love you for that. how are you still alive.#REMEMBER THAT TIME SHE GOT BACK FROM AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION AND DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THE DALEK ABOUT TO SHOOT THE DOCTOR IN THE FACE#ROSE TYLER. GIRL. LOOK LEFT AND RIGHT BEFORE CROSSING A STREET AT LEAST#donna’s here is the most fucked up i think because even if this situation is ‘resolved’ and she goes back to her doctor like. how does she#keep going with that fact in the back of her mind at all times. that he can and will do this to her. that he’ll take himself and everything#else away from her while she begs him not to.#angst <3
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I am in heat idk what’s happening I want to be impregnated I want to have a BABY (we don’t want kids but a few times a year I have this crazy desire to be fucking INSEMINATED)
#babble.dollie#tw pregnancy#I want to have a baby shower and I want to tell my in laws in a cute way and I want to raise a child with so much love and care#god DAMNIT#good thing I have an iud because holy FUCK I want husband to IMPREGNATE ME
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#“I miss my wife Seraphim. I miss her a lot.”#local god is in love but still sad cuz his in-laws fuckking SUCK#hades#blood of zeus#boz season 2#persephone#hades and persephone
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So I went to the wiki page for the henghill Bullet & Brain mission of 2.2 looking for some dialogue I had missed and
a) I found something incredibly tasty that slotted into some other thoughts I'd been having, more on that on another day, and
b) I saw this super fun little trivia at the bottom, which!
I knew Penacony characters like Boothill took a lot of inspirations from old movies, but I didn't realize it was even in his and Dan Heng's relationship, that's so cool!!
It fits them very well, it's such a fun reference. "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid" was an old buddy Western film (from 1969- nice) about a pair of outlaws. Butch Cassidy was the leader of a gang, and described as clever, affable, and talkative. Meanwhile, his closest companion, the Sundance Kid, was known as a man of few words.
Cassidy's original birth name was much more plain, but similar to Boothill, he took on a new moniker when he became an outlaw. "Cassidy" had been the last name of his beloved mentor, who taught him how to shoot and ride. And Sundance Kid was known as he was because Sundance was the name of his hometown, and it was the only place that had ever managed to catch and jail him, back when he'd been younger (also similar to Dan Heng, but ouch).
These two stick together like glue throughout the length of the film- through Cassidy's leadership of the gang being challenged, through a train robbery gone wrong, through being pursued by mercenaries, and even through fleeing to Bolivia and trying to start over together.
I don't want to say too much more, since the mission title is referencing one specific movie that I've never seen. I kinda wanna watch it now, though, just to see the inspiration that went into Boothill and Dan Heng and how they get along. I just think it's really sweet that these two were literally made to be the best of bros, how lovely is that. 💕
#honkai star rail#this can be ship or plantonic tbh yall are always free to tag my ramblings as you please haha#just! they're so sweet!!#FWENDS#i would love to see more of them being a dynamic duo further down the line ♡#i think the film moved things along a little quicker but the real life Cassidy and Sundance were actually in south america for a few years#they fled there to get away from pursuers along with Sundance's girlfriend Etta Place.#supposedly they managed to buy a small ranch and the three of them lived peacefully (and even lawfully!) together for like three years-#-until the law caught up with them again#at some point Etta Place returned to the US reportedly due to illness rather than not wanting to get caught like in the film#Sundance may or may not have escorted her back. but whether he did or not he returned to South America with Cassidy#the two of them eventually got into a huge firefight with authorities where Sundance was fatally shot and Cassidy chose to end his own life#that's the most common story anyway. some also say Cassidy snuck back into the US again where he lived quietly until his death.#but it reads kind of like rumors of Elvis Presley sightings to me BSMZKNSKS#the film ended much more happily with the two of them getting into shenanigans and a freeze frame of them in a hail of bullets haha#i wanna see Dan Heng and Boothill fight together too it would be so cool aaaaaa#they would be great at getting into shenanigans! as we've already seen!!#fun bonus info: Boothill's ult literally puts black bars at the top and bottom of the screen to look like a widescreen Western movie#fun bonus info 2: Cassidy was regarded with respect by some people bc he never stole from the poor he only robbed big companies#this is actually nicer than Boothill is in canon bc he openly admits he will rob someone blind if he doesn't like them BSKZKKZMSKDK#(although I feel like its implied he has more standards for this than he gives himself credit for.#like he makes it pretty clear he doesn't particularly like Argenti at first and thinks he's annoying as shit but I'm sure he didn't rob him#...would have been real fucking funny if he did though oh my god I would love to see him try that. it absolutely would not work BSKZKNSKSJS#hsr#henghill#bootheng#dan heng#boothill#hsr boothill#hsr dan heng
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Law would love "House" and Sanji would love "The Bear" yes, but have you considered both of them watching Love Island together
#because i think they'd enjoy talking shit about people together#love island parties and it's sanji law nami and usopp judging people#i just think sanji would be into reality shows like REALLY emotionally invested#and nami would wonder how much they get paid for this shit and if she could make zoro go with her and cause drama#law would say he hates it but then he stays to watch the whole thing#law: how can you watch this garbage / sanji: you're watching it too / law: bc my annoying roommate is doing it and he won't let me read#law a minute later: she's such a fucking liar what the hell is wrong with her can't she see he's being HONEST OH MY GOD-#sanji: garbage you say / law: shut the fuck up#lawsan roommates au when#'and they were roommates!' and they share netflix account#one piece#trafalgar law#black leg sanji#lawsan
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Hey there, are you ok?
hey! thank you for checking up on me, this was really sweet!
i SWEAR i did not die. i just got a bit busy doing SladeRobin Week (which i will finish so help me god-) as well as things in my real life. i'm still trying to find the balance of like. fandom creation and working. i am very lucky to have the living situation that i do rn, but it is the sort of schedule where i do have to be ready to watch a baby at really any given point so. it's a tricky balance right now, but i'm going to be active here again! maybe not as many asks answered a day as before, but i want to try to answer like, a few a day and whatnot.
i also think i got briefly overwhelmed, in that i got more asks faster than i answered them. which is the opposite of a problem and something i'm very lucky for! but it did make it difficult for me to keep up and know what to answer next. (this is *not* a discouragement to sending asks! i love them all and pls send as many as you want! i just am a little slow sometimes so i appreciate the patience! <3)
so! i'm back and i'm good, ty for asking! we are back to the regularly scheduled programming <3
#necrotic answerings#this was really sweet anon#like not asking for content. just checking in#made me so soft#also when I initially was going to come back there was you know.#the fucking us election.#and I think it's very fucking clear by the everything about me how I feel about that#I needed a few days to just. handle feelings on all that#also also I started a new show. my partner finally convinced me to watch 911.#so i've been thinking about those lil firefighters.#which. I did make a blog for 911.#haven't posted anything yet! but I made it.#bc godDAMNIT the dead dove scene over there is scarce. fandom full of antis Jesus.#I like a challenge tho. I'm bringing the dead dove to the firefighters not even god can stop me on that one.#I have almost 100 asks to work through.#AND I WILL FINISH THE WHUMP ONES I SWEAR ON MY LIFE PLEASE.#I just had a few weeks of adjustment to both my sister and my brother in law working full time again#I love my darling nephew. but I cannot type and play with him at the same time.#taking care of babies is like. easy until it isn't idk how better to explain it#he will sleep for 4 damn hours and I will be peacefully bored#then he wakes up and wants to fight Jesus.#I don't like kidfic but I could write a good one with this experience by now tbh.
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do you guys ever think about fitzconte
#i do. i think about fitzconte. i think about fitzconte a lot.#and as per my last reblog....#i suppose this is applicable to many more popular ships#like the terror lieutenants polycule that is my ship in law#(does nothing for me personally but Beloved Mutual happens to be absolutely obsessed with it and so i love them like my own)#or the jopson and little ship which. again. not my boat but i Respect the hustle guys#wait imma tag you guys too whats that ships name#joplittle#i think. god bless.#the goodsir and collins one is also a worthy contender#big fan of fitzjames and stanley too (this one is canon actually not my words ask mr petrie himself he'll tell you)#anyway. good fucking show huh#the terror#fitzconte#james fitzjames#henry le vesconte#dundy le vesconte
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#one thing about me is that if I've seen a piece of media then I have ALSO seen the bloopers multiple times#@ succession hbo release the bloopers or I swear to GOD#anyways. my fav bloopers are the office bloopers!! they are so funny and all on youtube and I've seen them all like 20 times#followed by community bloopers are super funny#bloopers are especially great when they are for shows that are not at first glance funny#like hannibal bloopers r funny#THE BREAKING BAD BLOOPERS ARE SO GOOD go watch them omg..... brian cranston is so cool it sucks that he plays the worst guy ever#and aaron paul and his relationship is just really sweet#i fucking love bloopers so much and every show/movie should be required by Law to release their bloopers#tell me ur fav bloopers in tags if you've read this far lol :)#succession#the office#community#tv#film#memes#doctor who#mine#spongebob memes#spongebob meme#spongebob squarepants#humour#humor
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Erina Pendelton slander will never be accepted here I will instantly block ngl
#🎀.txt#jjba rambles#guess who I've been thinking about#GOD DAMN I FEEL SO BAD FOR HER#she meets the love of her life and then gets assaulted and threatened by his adopted brother#seven years later she reunites with him and they are able to reconnect their passion for eachother despite their time apart#and then he gains this power#this strange power she doesn't understand#and because of this power he is killed#and he dies saving her life#she raises the child he helped create but never knew of or even met#and she protects him from the power that she saw as the thing that ruined her life#and he dies because of it#AND HE FUCKING DIES AND SHE KNOWS IT'S HER FAULT AND SHE HAS TO RAISE HER GRANDSON NOW#BECAUSE HER DAUGHTER IN LAW WHO SHE SAW AS AN ACTUAL DAUGHTER WENT OFF TO AVENGE HIM#USING THE POWER SHE FUCKING PROTECTED HIM FROM#I AM LOSING MY GOD DAMN MIND
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the world
#stupid faggot who i love so much hes just like me#they cant say emo w an obsessive complex about god/some fucking guy that works out & expects me to be normal hes a LAWYER! THE LAW!#insane faggot#redraw of something. was it a manga cover? promo art..idk..i didnt draw light because i no wanna#teru mikami#death note#my art
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oh my god hes a loser
#trafalgar d law#law one piece#black leg sanji#bepo#bepo one piece#one piece#doodles#art#hes so loser coded#woke piece#im actually not even that far in the anime yet#LMAOOOOO#its just funny seeing people draw law being an actual loser#its so funny#i love him#ALSO THE ONE PIECE PARTY MANGA#im starting to read it but i keep seeing panels being reposted and oh my god#Law is literally just getting ganged up on#ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY
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