#god DAMN it

[incinerated-vestiges]

target destroyed.

[ventique18]

Malleus seeing this scene when he's not allowed to say it because he's not Lilia's son, legally speaking:

LET MY BOY SAY I LOVE YOU LILIA! THANK YOU FOR RAISING ME!

[tategaminu]

Okay unresolved plots left:

-Callum's posession plot

-Rayla's greater good vs love character arc

-The Cube

-Callum's arcanums (even tho it was teased he would become an archmage we only got two so far)

-Kpp'Ar + Quasar Diamond

-Pip

-Kim'Dael

-Aaravos is coming back in 7 years (time skip confirmed)

-Claudia

-The Cosmic Order

-Everyone's peaceful eventual future

-Rayllum's wedding and future babies

Yeah we truly really need Arc 3 and I'm gonna do what it takes, however dangerous however vi-

[rangerweezy]

On second hand, unless you like crying so much your carpet is soaking, don’t do it.

Avoid love like plague. You will die when it gets vague. She will ghost make no mistake. You will poltergeist and limpia with egg. Just avoid it all for goodness sake.

I am not meant for casual love. I was born for soul consuming love and obsession.

[redvelvetbunny]

i could be a good mother

not a lot, just forever

[galaxicnerd]

I'm not immune to corny tropes

[runwhileyoucan]

I am Sick so watched merlin.

[tiredofthehumanlife]

You ever feel like you're living in a history book I mean like the last three months alone are about six chapters the photo of the CEO Assassin could totes be in black and white and printed out terribly on a history test "what historical event is this picture from?"

[themoonofblueside]

This part fucked me up so bad the first time i read about it and i do think i talked about this before but it just opens a whole can of worms about stannis' actions and how baratheon family(and basically the ideal of masculinity) is viewed in asoiaf universe.

From how Robert and Baratheons represent masculinity, men are expected to pick and choose the best servant that is ready for use. If you get stuck on a broken and weak servant you are bound to lose competitions and be mocked by your lords and peers. I think to grapple with the fact that he should not care and nurture for things he loves, and the fact that he will never, ever be good enough to be the best(as that is reserved for robert) stannis goes to the most extreme to abide by law and do whatever is necessary and nothing more. To contain the part that would like companionship, loyalty, and care, stannis resolves to seeing everything as duty and becoming a hypocrite in how he behaves towards people who care about him. But because he is human, every slight that is done to him turns him into more of a repressed hypocrite who is too petty for anyone else to love.

The funny part, and actually the whole point is, that stannis is that whenever stannis chooses to support and care for the lowly, broken, weak ones...he is rewarded. Davos is the biggest example of this, and later on going to the wall is another one. Stannis is slowly learning that he HAS to care and nurture and rule through that, and he HAS to be cunning and two-faced and also work with people he does not like because that is life. He has to be fair, but he has to learn what is fair and what is cruel.

It is honestly so fucked up that we know how his story will progress because there is no good ending for him, he will learn that some things are too precious to use as tools, and what is divine and fated and promised is never as important as what is here, now, with him. He will be a failed king that did everything he could, but what he did wrong still cost him his status and position as king.

[xxthisisabadideaxx]

I fucking love when I see people thirsting for Agent Stone because I just keep imaging this image

[potato-lord-but-not]

Oh..so then you won't like this either.. :[

(I'm sorry I'll stop.)

NOOOOOOO PLEASE WHY

[averageludwig]

Some demoman doodles for today cuz school is fucking my ass up rn . might finish some of those... also demosolly being married has been fucking up my brain for a while rn they make me cry

[ventique18]

Imagine being Yuu and having the privilege to call this guy the love of your life, your husband, your soulmate

Would they wake up one day and just. Gaze at him. And a tidal wave of disbelief and happiness overwhelms them because HOW THE HELL are they and this guy on the same bed? Exchanging I-love-yous and kisses? Promising forever to each other? Eating biscuits from the same tray and laughing at accidentally grabbing the same cookie and cleaning up after the crumbs as if they're the most normal couple in the universe when in fact they're not?

And that he'd feel the exact same way as they do and spend hours and hours gazing at their face and thanking whatever gods exist out there that they crossed paths during that fateful night?

GOD they're so perfect lord help me

[azur-bluered]

Rouxls Kaard on paper,,,

[potato-sauce]

GOD DAMN IT

I FINALLY PUT THE PIECES TOGETHER THAT RATCHET AND DRIFT ARE TOGETHER AND NOW RATCHETS FUCKING DEAD

[rainingbaconbits]

Me on my way to kill God for cursing my favorite couple to be doomed by the narrative