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sourdough-goblin · 1 year ago
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hello im goblin and i make bread :3
this blog is mostly so i can store all my recipes. i have a bad habit of engaging in Babushka Behavior (writing recipes that say "some" or "enough" in them) so this is partially to encourage me to actually track my recipes and mostly so that i can share the Bread That Tastes Like Cheezits When Toasted with the world because it deserves to be shared.
about me: my name is goblin and my pronouns are your/problem (which is my way of saying i use any pronouns), and I'm a Queer multiply-Disabled Jewish dyke. I live at high altitude (6k+ ft. above sea level) so my baking is definitely informed by this, along with the complicated auto-immune situation that makes it basically impossible for me to buy baked goods from the store.
i have a sourdough starter (lovingly referred to as the Organism) in a metal bowl on my counter. she's usually around 3:2 flour:water if you're curious. i'll post pictures of her eventually. most of my recipes are attempts to make non-sourdough breads into sourdough breads for auto-immune reasons.
welcome to the madness enjoy your stay etc. etc. feel free to DM me or send an ask if you are experiencing Bread Woes and i will do my best.
Tags I Use:
goblins-organism : for stuff related to my sourdough starter
goblin-sourdough : for recipes using sourdough starter
goblin-recipes : for all the recipes
goblin-life : for posts about me/my life
not-a-recipe : for non-recipe posts
not-my-recipe : for posts sharing recipes from elsewhere
Admin stuff below the cut
I'll do my best to tag for potentially-triggering content if asked, but i am a tired Disabled person using this blog to store my recipes so i make NO promises. i will NOT tag queer, dyke, etc.; if you find my identity triggering, this blog is not for you.
this blog is SFW. if you post NSFW on my posts, i will block you. bread is for everyone, including minors.
i will not be posting nutritional information on my recipes. this is not a "health-food" blog. because of my autoimmune disorder, i cherish every single calorie i actually get to absorb, and have NO interest in "dieting" or "healthy eating" or whatever. i will attempt to tag major allergens, animal products, and recipes that require specific kitchen equipment, but i cannot guarantee consistency.
speaking of kitchen equipment: i am allergic to Teflon and most other non-stick coatings. most of my recipes are baked in CAST IRON, which behaves differently from thinner cookware. specifically, my bread loaves tend to be CONSIDERABLY taller and to rise more in the oven than normal, and my recipes are adjusted to reflect the pans i use. if you are having trouble, this may be the issue.
i don't believe in DNIs but i WILL block you if i don't like you. that being said, to save myself some trouble:
Black lives matter
Trans women are women and Trans men are men
Free Palestine
Vaccines don't cause autism, and even if they did, it is better to be autistic than dead
Narcissistic abuse isn't real; people with NPD are more likely to be abuse victims than abusers
Sex work is work and all work is selling your body in some way
Use Firefox and an ad-blocker, stop posting your face and voice online, and don't post your kids' faces for the world to see
Doxxing, harassment, and death threats/suicide baiting are never okay
Banning problematic content doesn't make it go away, it just makes it more likely that someone will stumble on it by accident
one other thing to get out of the way: I WILL NOT REBLOG DONATION POSTS, PUBLISH DONATION ASKS, OR INTERACT IN ANY WAY WITH THOSE TYPES OF POSTS. nothing against people who need to make those posts, but this is my Bread Blog, for Bread. if you try to solicit donations from me, i will block you. if you are engaging in spammy behavior about it (censoring the words for donation/various payment platforms, spam-tagging, sending me asks requesting i reblog your post, etc.) I WILL REPORT YOU AS SPAM.
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lichenaday · 2 months ago
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Cladonia pleurota
Red-fruit pixie-cup
Why are the apothecia of C. pleurota and some other species of Cladonia bright red? WE DON'T KNOW! Isn't it infuriating fascinating?
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antlersish · 23 days ago
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Perks of dating a goblin rogue: him stealing enough jewelry and trinkets to make you feel pretty again (even with the new horns)
EDIT: faces :)
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bitchesgetriches · 22 days ago
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✨NEW POST!✨
Anti-Goblin Mode: The Game I Play Every Day to Reprogram My Disorganized Brain 
It’s finally time to talk about Anti-Goblin Mode: my secret holy grail technique for conquering executive dysfunction in my home, my work, and my life in general.
I’ve never written about it before. It seemed too personal and too silly to share. But since I discovered it, I’ve used it nearly every day of my life��and the transformation has been permanent and incredible. And as our patrons demanded an article on becoming organized, its time has come!
One of the best pieces of general life advice I’ve ever received is this: never ask a natural talent to be your teacher. If they came out of the womb composing piano sonatas, don’t ask them to teach you piano! They literally don’t understand the experience of not knowing what they know! This holds true in organization, too. I find that most “organizational systems” were written by people with a natural talent for organization. Y’know—monsters who can keep a white rug clean. Their advice shouldn’t be trusted. Instead, the best teachers are people who struggled and persevered in the face of mediocrity.
On this point, I’m happy to attest that neither nature nor nurture set me up to be an organized person. I grew up the undiagnosed ADHD child of an undiagnosed ADHD parent who was also a hoarder! That means I’ve earned my organized life valiantly, on the battlefield.
So how? How did I become an organized person? I’m happy to tell you it’s not rigid, or complicated, or super philosophical, or time-consuming. I developed a game to help me do it. It’s very simple, but it’s transformed my life for the better. And I hope it might help you too.
KEEP READING.
Did we just help you out? Say thanks on Patreon!
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corelle-vairel · 8 months ago
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Sceleritas whispering in my ear and telling me to do bad things
Commission from fb
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thrill-zilla-0v0 · 9 months ago
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Hello Hellsing fandom
Here's a knight seras fo you time
Alright bye~
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spiralhouseshop · 1 year ago
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New stuff in the Portland Button Works Spiral House Shop December 6, 2023
Candy Colored Cauldrons! Blue, Green, Pink, or Red!
Mini Candle Holder with Finger Ring
Conjuring the Commonplace: A Guide to Everyday Enchantment & Junk Drawer Magic by Laine Fuller and Corey Hutcheson of New World Witchery Podcast
Lighting the Wick: An Intuitive Guide to the Ancient Art and Modern Magic of Candles by Wright and Leanne Marrama
Goblin Mode: How to Get Cozy, Embrace Imperfection, and Thrive in the Muck by McKayla Coyle
Slingshot #138 Winter 2023 (FREE! Just pay shipping)
Myth & Lore Zine Issue 7: Witches, Warnings, & Windershins
Witches on Film Zine from Myth & Lore
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goblinofthelaboratory · 15 days ago
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the eternal combat between wanting attention and not wanting to bother people
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bugsoda · 1 year ago
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something about nature brings out an incredibly dark and violent urge in me
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rustchild · 15 days ago
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the thing about talking about politics on the internet is that, even if you're right, the skillset you're building is being self righteously right at people, which is the opposite of helpful in real life
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spiderwarden · 3 months ago
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for you, based on your last post XD
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@shdwtouch / about this
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That is indeed the face of someone three seconds from throttling her coworkers.
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readandneedle · 2 years ago
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Today I will channel my inner Csevet
Today I will channel my inner Csevet
Today I will
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lichenaday · 2 months ago
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Myriolecis albescens (syn. Polyozosia albescens, Lecanora albescens)
This crustose lichen has a white, chalky, areolate thallus covered in apothecia. These apothecia are 0.4-1.7 mm in diameter, and have thick margins and chalky discs that vary in color from yellow, pinkish, or tan. M. albescens is nitrophilic and pollution tolerant, and can be found growing on base-rich rock, walls, roof tiles, concrete, and even painted wood. So keep an eye out for this little guy in a neighborhood near you!
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mirroredmasquerader · 1 year ago
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Today's post is brought to you by my Payday 2 hyperfixation
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I drew one (1) Jimmy as a warmup doodle the other day and I thought that hey. Might as well post it to Tumblr-dot-com while I was up and about.
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bitchesgetriches · 25 days ago
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Anti-Goblin Mode: The Game I Play Every Day to Reprogram My Disorganized Brain
NEW POST + VIDEO! Anti-Goblin Mode: The Game I Play Every Day to Reprogram My Disorganized Brain.
It’s finally time to talk about Anti-Goblin Mode: my secret holy grail technique for conquering executive dysfunction in my home, my work, and my life in general. I’ve never written about it before. It seemed too personal and too silly to share. But since I discovered it, I’ve used it nearly every day of my life—and the transformation has been permanent and incredible. And as our patrons…
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masked-artist-xp · 1 year ago
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Outfit for Christmas eve dinner >w<
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