#goblins-organism

[sourdough-goblin]

hello im goblin and i make bread :3

this blog is mostly so i can store all my recipes. i have a bad habit of engaging in Babushka Behavior (writing recipes that say "some" or "enough" in them) so this is partially to encourage me to actually track my recipes and mostly so that i can share the Bread That Tastes Like Cheezits When Toasted with the world because it deserves to be shared.

about me: my name is goblin and my pronouns are your/problem (which is my way of saying i use any pronouns), and I'm a Queer multiply-Disabled Jewish dyke. I live at high altitude (6k+ ft. above sea level) so my baking is definitely informed by this, along with the complicated auto-immune situation that makes it basically impossible for me to buy baked goods from the store.

i have a sourdough starter (lovingly referred to as the Organism) in a metal bowl on my counter. she's usually around 3:2 flour:water if you're curious. i'll post pictures of her eventually. most of my recipes are attempts to make non-sourdough breads into sourdough breads for auto-immune reasons.

welcome to the madness enjoy your stay etc. etc. feel free to DM me or send an ask if you are experiencing Bread Woes and i will do my best.

Tags I Use:

goblins-organism : for stuff related to my sourdough starter

goblin-sourdough : for recipes using sourdough starter

goblin-recipes : for all the recipes

goblin-life : for posts about me/my life

not-a-recipe : for non-recipe posts

not-my-recipe : for posts sharing recipes from elsewhere

Admin stuff below the cut

I'll do my best to tag for potentially-triggering content if asked, but i am a tired Disabled person using this blog to store my recipes so i make NO promises. i will NOT tag queer, dyke, etc.; if you find my identity triggering, this blog is not for you.

this blog is SFW. if you post NSFW on my posts, i will block you. bread is for everyone, including minors.

i will not be posting nutritional information on my recipes. this is not a "health-food" blog. because of my autoimmune disorder, i cherish every single calorie i actually get to absorb, and have NO interest in "dieting" or "healthy eating" or whatever. i will attempt to tag major allergens, animal products, and recipes that require specific kitchen equipment, but i cannot guarantee consistency.

speaking of kitchen equipment: i am allergic to Teflon and most other non-stick coatings. most of my recipes are baked in CAST IRON, which behaves differently from thinner cookware. specifically, my bread loaves tend to be CONSIDERABLY taller and to rise more in the oven than normal, and my recipes are adjusted to reflect the pans i use. if you are having trouble, this may be the issue.

i don't believe in DNIs but i WILL block you if i don't like you. that being said, to save myself some trouble:

Black lives matter

Trans women are women and Trans men are men

Free Palestine

Vaccines don't cause autism, and even if they did, it is better to be autistic than dead

Narcissistic abuse isn't real; people with NPD are more likely to be abuse victims than abusers

Sex work is work and all work is selling your body in some way

Use Firefox and an ad-blocker, stop posting your face and voice online, and don't post your kids' faces for the world to see

Doxxing, harassment, and death threats/suicide baiting are never okay

Banning problematic content doesn't make it go away, it just makes it more likely that someone will stumble on it by accident

one other thing to get out of the way: I WILL NOT REBLOG DONATION POSTS, PUBLISH DONATION ASKS, OR INTERACT IN ANY WAY WITH THOSE TYPES OF POSTS. nothing against people who need to make those posts, but this is my Bread Blog, for Bread. if you try to solicit donations from me, i will block you. if you are engaging in spammy behavior about it (censoring the words for donation/various payment platforms, spam-tagging, sending me asks requesting i reblog your post, etc.) I WILL REPORT YOU AS SPAM.

[lichenaday]

Myriolecis albescens (syn. Polyozosia albescens, Lecanora albescens)

This crustose lichen has a white, chalky, areolate thallus covered in apothecia. These apothecia are 0.4-1.7 mm in diameter, and have thick margins and chalky discs that vary in color from yellow, pinkish, or tan. M. albescens is nitrophilic and pollution tolerant, and can be found growing on base-rich rock, walls, roof tiles, concrete, and even painted wood. So keep an eye out for this little guy in a neighborhood near you!

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[corelle-vairel]

Sceleritas whispering in my ear and telling me to do bad things

Commission from fb

[goblinofthelaboratory]

so I've heard discourse about nonhuman rep for nonbinary people, aro/ace spec, neurodivergence (especially autism), etc. amalgamating a few different opinions I've heard, I propose that not all characters of those types should be inhuman, all inhuman characters must be at least one of them. your alien/robot/cryptid/other nonhuman understands gender and romance and sexual attraction and human social norms? unrealistic do better

[thrill-zilla-0v0]

Hello Hellsing fandom

Here's a knight seras fo you time

Alright bye~

[spiralhouseshop]

New stuff in the Portland Button Works Spiral House Shop December 6, 2023

Candy Colored Cauldrons! Blue, Green, Pink, or Red!

Mini Candle Holder with Finger Ring

Conjuring the Commonplace: A Guide to Everyday Enchantment & Junk Drawer Magic by Laine Fuller and Corey Hutcheson of New World Witchery Podcast

Lighting the Wick: An Intuitive Guide to the Ancient Art and Modern Magic of Candles by Wright and Leanne Marrama

Goblin Mode: How to Get Cozy, Embrace Imperfection, and Thrive in the Muck by McKayla Coyle

Slingshot #138 Winter 2023 (FREE! Just pay shipping)

Myth & Lore Zine Issue 7: Witches, Warnings, & Windershins

Witches on Film Zine from Myth & Lore

[bugsoda]

something about nature brings out an incredibly dark and violent urge in me

[spiderwarden]

for you, based on your last post XD

@shdwtouch / about this

That is indeed the face of someone three seconds from throttling her coworkers.

[readandneedle]

Today I will channel my inner Csevet

Today I will channel my inner Csevet

Today I will

[mirroredmasquerader]

Today's post is brought to you by my Payday 2 hyperfixation

I drew one (1) Jimmy as a warmup doodle the other day and I thought that hey. Might as well post it to Tumblr-dot-com while I was up and about.

[masked-artist-xp]

Outfit for Christmas eve dinner >w<

[lichenaday]

Cladonia pleurota

Red-fruit pixie-cup

Why are the apothecia of C. pleurota and some other species of Cladonia bright red? WE DON'T KNOW! Isn't it infuriating fascinating?

images: source

[overgrownmoon]

god i need to organize this blog but am i gonna go through 1000+ posts and edit each individual one?? hell the fuck no

[katatonicimpression]

LIMBO: Madelyne Pryor causes trouble.

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Dark Web: Ms. Marvel (2022) #1

[mars-ipan]

so funny when i make it back to my dorm on fridays and i’m like “god why am i tired…” girl you just roleplayed for 8 hours of course you’re tired

[saturnisscreaming]

I have rats crawling around in my organs