#goblin lore

[goblinfables]

where are the crabs taking everything?

[torchalt]

Too many of Dungeons and Dragons' great spellcasters, and thusly the spells named after them, are the greatly men and elves with regal or intimidating names. I believe the world of make believe could do with some little guys who create their convenient little spells. So I present to you the story of "Greeble's Aura of Torn Pockets" Greeble Bigbelly was the youngest of a 13 goblin litter, but he was far from the smallest. His mom swears he was only born last because he was stuck in there from being so large. Often left out of games and mealtimes because his littermates believed his size to be unnatural for any goblin to be, he had to take to books for entertainment and little cantrips to steal scraps of meals. While his size made him a poor hider and thief he found other ways to partake in his family trade of pick pocketing, simply reversing the mathematic equation on the mending spell to undo hems and stitches in pockets or saddlebags, he would eventually find a way to turn this spell into a short lasting aura that would cause many around him to simply drop their possessions for him to greedily grab up without having to be particularly stealthy.

I haven't actually put thought into level or school of the spell, the size or duration of effect, but I just want the silly game to be a little sillier.

[thestalkerbunny]

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-Ozvald's favorite fruit was strawberries. which finding safe patches of them eat from was a rarity and a special treat back in the day. But now that he's living in the comfort with his fellow goblins under the service of Princess Diedre, he can have strawberries anytime he wants. He also likes peaches, but they're a bit messy and sticky for him to eat.

-The goblins used to sleep communally since the caves they lived in were rather cold, they sorta just.....

Cuddlin. Even now they live in a warm big castle home with central heating and their choice of spots to sleep in, it's not uncommon to see 4 or 5 of them cuddling in the midday sun for a nap.

-Ozvald doesn't ask to eat off Diedre's plate, he just sort of involuntarily leers over the table at whatever Diedre's eating like a hungry little dog begging for scraps. Diedre give him bites of dinner. Just so he has a little something something to eat. Make him think he's being helpful by taste testing her food.

-There aren't many women or children in the Goblin Clan. Mainly since the stress of the previous Bugbear leader resulted in people miscarrying and dying of stress based complications shortly after. They have a 'cleric' of sorts....up until the Bugbear crushed her skull because some medicine he was given tasted bad. This is the first time in YEARS that the goblins have been in a situation that they're comfortable enough to begin breeding successfully in.

-Ozvald is not a fan of horses. No goblin really is. Mainly because they're viewed as large clumsy creatures that are prone to kicking for no reason and bite and smell and have TERRIBLE personalities. Ozvald was bitten by a horse as a little Goblet when he and some other Goblets snuck onto a farm to steal horse feed to eat. (That's how bad things were getting. people were eating horse food.)

[the-divine-realms]

Morkantis, the Prime World, pt 6

This brings us to the last "established" humanoid on Morkantis - The goblins, or oreblins, were probably my biggest step away from the normal representation of the little folk. Living beneath the mountains where one might typically expect to find the dwarves, holding an aversion to sunlight that puts Drow elves to shame; I really wanted them to be something new for the world of goblins and I think I succeeded in that sense.

Kantumites, Goblins of the Prime

Industrious, shrewd, and masterful craftsmen, the goblins of Morkantis are the premier metal workers of the Realm. It would be no exaggeration to say that metal runs in their veins, as a supremely iron rich diet has manifested plates of "organic" metal over their skulls and protecting their vital regions. Indeed, the oreblins are capable of surviving off of raw metals, though prefer the iron rich tubers they cultivate in their underground kingdoms. It is rare, if not unheard of, to see a Kantumite outside of their cavernous homelands without some manner of cloth covering every inch of their skin and dark, crystal lenses protecting their eyes; generations of subterranean existence all be decimating their ability to thrive in the sunlight.

It is important to note that while there is nothing wrong with armor, jewelry, or weaponry from any of the Kantumite craftsmen - each of the underground kingdoms has delved deep into specialization of one facet of metallurgy.

Graxumites; crafters of the highest quality armor of the Realm, the oreblins of the south-eastern Graxum work closely with militaries around Morkantis to outfit their upper ranks with only the best. The Graxumites are easily separated from their counterparts by the dark gray of the metal plates that grow from their bodies. In recent history, the oreblins of Graxum have begun work with the dwarves on the plating that makes up their magitek prosthesis.

Calzumites; its often said that there isn't a royal head on Morkantis that isn't weighed down by a Calzumite crown. Crafters of the most sought-after jewelry in all of the Realm, the oreblins of the north-eastern Calzum are unmatched with both gem cutting and working precious metals into fine works of art. The Calzumites are different from their counterparts in the sense that the metal growing on their bodies looks very similar to gold - though its likely some manner of pyrite.

Ilumites; no forges in the world produce finer weaponry than those of the Ilumite oreblins. Holding their edge for years and lasting through generations, the weapons from the south-western Enzilum are immediate heirlooms within the houses of those who obtain one and are thought to be able to turn the tide of battle alone. The Ilumites are easily separated from their counterparts by the reddened hue of their metal plates, assumed to be from the heavy copper presence in their mountain home and thus their diets.

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[gallusrostromegalus]

The ranch that borders the trail I walk the dogs on has moved their cattle to the Near Pasture, so they were close enough for A Little Man to see (and yell at).

Instead of being bothered or oblivious, all four cattle came up to the fence to stare, and started following us when I had to drag to dogs along because while I was taking that picture, Charlie had found a dead snake to roll in and attempt to eat.

This was extremely exciting for Herschel, who would stop and yell/play bow at them every 20 feet to make sure they were still following. Their barn/shelter was at the far end of the pasture so when we got there, the cows collectively decided that "well, it might be 11AM, but I guess it's bedtime." (A line of reasoning I can find no fault with), walked into the shelter in a neat line and lay down to chew cud.

I have never seen Herschel look so pleased with himself and has been extremely smug all day about it.

[antlersish]

Agh first attempt at a comic because hyperfixation makes you do crazy things

[canisalbus]

Is there somewhere I can read all of machete's lore?

The "Vaschete lore" tag is a good place to start!

It's not very organized, and not all information is of equal importance, but whenever I ramble about my characters and their setting in depth on a post, I try to add that tag so that they can be found more easily.

[commentgoblin]

My dad used to be a licensed (?) taxidermist! He taught me a little of it and it’s actually pretty neat. I always wanted to do fish but we moved and he didn’t have a workshop before I could learn

[clayclayton332]

FORD FIDDLEFORD STANLEY AND SARDONYX?!??! and the lalala seals... i love them...

[kabewski]

Flak Arcana Goblins! Next up I'll show you the other two species of goblins.

[iguanodont]

A lonely little fish-creature meets a goblin. Not that young Ahab knew what a goblin was at the time, but they became good friends nonetheless. The goblin’s name is Checkermint, or “Checkers”.

[featherlovesrobots]

lore lore lore!!! yay lore

also Taby content :D

goblins are wonderful. look at them. look at them they're so small and silly

*walks into your askbox with a little bell ding like a cafe door* Hello I would like to order some Taby content

BACKSTORY PLEASE... who is her family. do any of them have names. personalities professions trauma give me it all I will drink it like a cookies n' cream milkshake

ALSO who kidnaps her. how is she kept. chains? ropes? muzzled? manipulation??

and just for fun what's her favorite food

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Hi christmas tree anon I missed you!! Here's fun facts about Taby:

Goblin families are typically very big (with maybe multiple individual families living together all being considered "one family".) She's about average size (3 feet, with most goblins being within a few inches of that) so their quarters are typically very cramped. With each other, the majority of items (blankets, tools, even beds) aren't really seen as belonging to anyone in particular, and just being available for anyone who needs them to use. Obviously, there are also personal items that belong to a specific person, usually keepsakes.

One of Taby's aunts (named Masa) left their family to go apprentice as an alchemist, and that's probably where Taby gets her idea of leaving her home to go in one of the big cities, since she's very unsatisfied with the idea of repurposing scrap and selling it to travelers all her life. Her parents (Joun and Syre) are both mechanics/craftsmen, and I don't think either of them are particularly bad parents, just that they're not very close with Taby simply because they're different types of people.

Taby's probably closest to one of her other aunts (Tora) who is a midwife/childcarer and probably the person Taby would consider her real mom. She supports Taby's dreams and encourages her to go try and find something she'd find more fulfilling.

Initially she is kidnapped by a group of adventurers.. and since I'm working on the first chapter right now I'll save the rest of the details ;)

Taby's favorite food is hard to say.. probably snakes? Goblins are pretty genetically similar to orcs (who are notorious for being able to eat just about anything) so Taby likes a lot of stuff, but most of her meals consist of snakes/bugs/fish and she would definitely go feral at all the food options in a city (which she probably gets the chance eventually).

[asspinkie]

there should be a permanent option to ask gale about his special interests. it varies depending on act/setting perhaps but. sometimes i just want to listen to that man speak

[kaiju-krew]

So I know this is like, a month late (forgot to ask when you posted the pic lol), but what's up with Labra? He got like a backstory, lore, or something like that? I'm curious and wanna know more abt him.

drew him again :3c

UHMMM yes i am lore building for him........ i haven't decided everything yet but i know i want him to be a distant cousin species of goji's. everyone's fangoji lore is different but i def imagine him as a part of my personal monsterverse au rather than existing in his own world with no friends haha loser

putting a cut here so i dont spam people's feeds lmao

likeeee for comparison it's probably similar to Crocodylia encompassing crocodiles, alligators, and gharials?? labra is in a similar niche to zilla for me. goji is the largest/apex species of the gojiran order, whereas zilla & labra are smaller and occupy a different niche. Big bruiser lion vs. carcal or lynx type thing.

my hc is that the vast majority of labra's species (pre-mutation art is what they looked like) was wiped out when ghido got into hollow earth. which is also the same time he wiped out most of the divine moths and a couple other species :''(

it ended with ghido iced but it fucked up the hollow earth ecosystem for a while and led to a lot more radiation leakage since he tore the place up real bad. labra was Almost Dead and ended up hibernating to recover by a radiation vent, but he'd laid down in feldspar vein that kinda grew to cover him and turned to labradorite and idk magic radiation nonsense it fused with him and caused him to grow/mutate.

the ghido massacre also caused battra to hibernate/mutate too so it's a Big Event in my silly au world. most of the kaiju that are clearly a result of mutation fuckery (biollante, kessho too) may be related to it as well but i haven't fully fleshed it out yet. it would mostly be based around goji's hyper-regeneration doing the thing where like.. if a big enough chunk of him gets lobbed off and has access to energy it mutates and tries to regenerate and causes a fucked up clone siblings thing idk omg ok i'm in tangent city good god sorry i was supposed to be talking about my gay son

ANYWAYSSSSSS for more general hc/character stuff: >labra is genuinely terrified of ghido and even gets freaked out when he hears wing beats without warning. (mosu beats rodan's ass bcuz he divebombs labra for fun sometimes) >he lives on monster island and ventures down to hollow earth sometimes, but he won't return to his old home because it just reminds him everyone else of his species is gone. (he isn't even his own species anymore bcuz of the mutation. so they're basically extinct.) >he loves swimming and sometimes just lays in the shallows to absorb sunlight. stretches out like a lazy ass cat. cat boy behaviour >he's loyal to goji and doesn't start shit with humans unless they attack first. even then he does his best to steer clear. >mothra likes his dorsal plates and talks with him sometimes (Moth Therapy) they can bond over ghido hating it's a good time >he has a mutually bitch-bother dynamic with rodan where rodan bothers the shit outta him until he manages to grab that turkey and idk sits on him or something. but if rodan really pisses him off he doesn't mind actually throwing hands because he knows goji won't care if he puts the bird in it's place. >he also likes angy, zilla, and bio a lot too.

there's more but i'll stop there for nowwwww

tldr: big gay lizard is traumatized but doing ok ig

[dirtsoilmulch]

this is the easiest way to explain the boss connection to cthulhu and i like tier lists

[anartweirdosworld]

The Ancient Hero’s Heritage

Personally, the Ancient Hero’s design has always bothered me, it felt odd, out of place. So, I wanted to see if I could find a way to make him more likeable in my eyes. I started thinking of what he could be. At first I thought a Hylian/Zonai hybrid, but that wouldn’t explain where the tail came from, or his digitigrade legs.

Finally, two weeks ago it hit me, a Mogma/Zonai hybrid. The statues we find first in The Depths look a lot like the Mogma of Skyward Sword, so I theorized that The Mogma lived in the Depths for thousands upon thousands of years, adapting to a darker home, or maybe it was their home all along. Eventually, the Zonai would meet this race and work with them to mine zonaite, forming a close bond.

When The Imprisoning War happened, a small group of non royal Zonai were still in The Depths, and managed to survive for 10’000 years, their numbers slowly dwindling until there was only one left. This survivor would fall in love with a Mogma, and create a wonderful being, who would become, Calamity’s hero.

I hope y’all enjoy this small passion project of mine! I was very excited to make this and seeing it finally done makes me very happy. Have fun with my little dirt goblin

Small edit: I realize now that in my excitement to finish and share this with y’all I didn’t give all the details in the drawings so here they are!

In the first drawing the Ancient Hero, who I’ll call Aspect, is excitedly chatting with his parents! The Zonai is his mother, her name has yet to be decided, and the Mogma is his father, whom I have dubbed Biggs after Biggs Jasper! I thought it would be cool if this community of Mogma’s had names after special stones and jewels. His father helps run the mines across The Depths and his mother specializes in cutting gemstones. Aspect has always been a courageous and ambitious boy, always feeling he needs to prove himself.

After hearing of stories of a surface world from his mother for years, Aspect one day decides that he will see if such a place still exists. In the second drawing, he does just that, breaking the ground for the first time and seeing a creature that he’d only heard tales of, Hylians. And this Hylian, just happened to be the Princess Herself.