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@they-call-me-marlon

Count me in

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Too many of Dungeons and Dragons' great spellcasters, and thusly the spells named after them, are the greatly men and elves with regal or intimidating names. I believe the world of make believe could do with some little guys who create their convenient little spells. So I present to you the story of "Greeble's Aura of Torn Pockets" Greeble Bigbelly was the youngest of a 13 goblin litter, but he was far from the smallest. His mom swears he was only born last because he was stuck in there from being so large. Often left out of games and mealtimes because his littermates believed his size to be unnatural for any goblin to be, he had to take to books for entertainment and little cantrips to steal scraps of meals. While his size made him a poor hider and thief he found other ways to partake in his family trade of pick pocketing, simply reversing the mathematic equation on the mending spell to undo hems and stitches in pockets or saddlebags, he would eventually find a way to turn this spell into a short lasting aura that would cause many around him to simply drop their possessions for him to greedily grab up without having to be particularly stealthy.

I haven't actually put thought into level or school of the spell, the size or duration of effect, but I just want the silly game to be a little sillier.

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"I'm coming over." "You will be when you get here, over."

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finally, the lightsaber color quiz

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Old Tech Deck with mirrors on it, call it a Snow Board.

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Another painting dump.

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I realize I've been neglecting my art dump page. Here's almost all of my painting practice I've started doing this year. Also one paint night painting.

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I am the Eggman

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See even with Blue Lives Matter it doesn’t seem to cover Black Lives! #blm

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