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Why are goalies always the best?
Always on their knees
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#andy's shenanigans#anaheim ducks#ducks home opener#goalies do it best#hockey girl#mrs. Lockwood#mrs. Donahue#mrs. dostal#iykyk lol
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one thing about the foxes that will always make me giddy is the team taking shots at their own goals knowing that andrew’s gonna catch the ball
#andrew minyard#best goalie in class I exy#when wymack asks andrew to shut the goal down and andrew is like#give me a number#and wymack says 5 and andrew lets exactly 5 SHOTS IN BEFORE SHUTTING IT DOWN#and after the game wymack goes#what if i’d said one?#and andrew goes#WHAT IF#oh he’s so hot#i know footballers do this too but it seems less impressive#the speed in exy is just a different level than in football (soccer)#when they do this#aftg#all for the game#the foxes
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andrew’s definitely gotten in trouble with his pr manager for tweeting things along the lines of:
“no mania inducing medication will compare to the euphoria i will feel the day donald trump drops dead”
#pr manager is like: andrew… this is the last time i’m gonna tell you#andrew: whats the point of democracy if i can’t exercise freedom of speech#pr manager: andrew it’s no longer about your image#at this point we are concerned the fbi is going to show up#andrew: neil has connections. i’m fine#they thought marketing andrew on social media would be good#they were sooooo wrong#because now andrew has a place to share every insane thing he’s ever thought#for instance—a tweet that just says ‘an alien googling: human clothes’#he’s on there advocating for lgbtq+ youth you KNOW HE IS#he’s cursing and mildly threatening members of congress for imposing these disgusting bills#one day he tweeted ‘does mitch mcconnell know he’s dead yet’#when mitch mcconnell stepped down from senate andrew tweeted ‘hopefully next he steps down from life’#unsurprisingly: this endears him to some people and makes others fucking hate him#and he’s such a shit. he does not care either way#he’s kind of just like: pr manager. you gave me a twitter and told me to tweet. i’m just doing what you asked me#they’ve threatened to change his password so many times#they actually did once but andrew reported the account so many times for defamation and fraud that it got suspended#and he made a new account out of pure spite#his pr manager is like: andrew nobody is going to want to sign you because of your public image#and andrew is like: ?? ok. they can lose every game then#(he knows he’s the best goalie)#ok i think that’s enough for now. however i will probably be back#andrew minyard#aftg#tfc#trk#tkm#the foxhole court#all for the game
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i love that the canucks just do whatever the hell they want whenever they feel like it . like okayyyy yayyyyy
#listen. i think tymy should enjoy being evil as a little treat before he hits mid season form in a week#he’s not being a defensive liability and instead being mindful of his tall stature… let him have this moment#acting as your lunch date’s knight in shining armor and wilding out is the least we can offer him at this time#out there doing whatever and fuckall while the kids are trying their best for a JOB. wonderful#and mark.. do not even get me started on mr. glass bones and paper skin#as frail as a sick victorian child with the bubonic and still trying to drop a mfer in preseason LIKEEEEEE#anyhow i haven’t been paying much attention but i know this. thank you#baby goalie swag forever and ever amen.
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Who even needs the San Jose Goalie Breaking Machine when our goalies are going to purgatory?
#also I love Blackwood but buddy if you have up hope before three days had passed how do you live???#has he never had the flu?#is that the magical goalie power?#either way I’ll be very glad to have him back so we can stop tormenting Chrona#san jose goalie breaking machine#mackenzie blackwood#san jose sharks#this is from best hockey writer Sheng Peng btw#we stand on the shoulders of such reporting titans
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"i always thought he was one of the best goalies ever" spencer...
#one of the best goalies ever...#best goalies....#ever...#spencer#tandem filled with love#im going to scream into my pillow do yall want anything#bobby you are SO LOVED
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Fuck the nhl
#this league is a joke#nothing makes sense anymore#i think we should make a fundraiser and buy the nhl#we couldn't do a worse job than buttman#the fact thag this sport keeps surviving despite buttman's best efforts says something about how awesome hockey is#imagine whay it would be without these assholes in charge#fuck the nhl#guess fighting cancer is too controversial a topic for the nhl#congrats provy and company#this is on you too#tw: cancer#logan thompson#knights#23 24 season#the funny thing is there are pictures of bon and the kraken's goalie in the comments wearing hfc specially designed helmets#but a ribbon was too much
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The absolute whiplash I am getting over people's reactions to Sammy.
They hate him, they love him, they hate him, they love him, they want him traded, they KNEW he would get better, they think woll should be the starter, they're so proud of how sammy bounced back, they want to know if matt murray is available...
LIKE...CALM DOWN!
#yeah we blast the media for doing this but the 'fans' are just as bad#you can acknowledge someone having a bad game (which is healthy to acknowledge tbh) and not completely flip your opinion of them#also LOL at the people who say matt murray would be our best goalie for the playoffs like c'mon now...#ilya samsonov#toronto maple leafs
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oh boston this could be u but u playin
#how do you have the best goalie tandem in the league and break it up i will never understand#panthers lb
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Greg said I’m so good at my job I’m going to give away a penalty and then save it just for fun
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#are we ready to have a conversation about the definition of “best goalie in the world” yet?#i'm being a bitch but i've held off on this#on the upside at least we were never shut out and we don't have to play fucking *******#to my first point this is the problem with not having a consistent league#international play is so limited that you cannot judge based on that and you cannot judge based on college#i mean tbt to last year's red stars#we should also have a conversation about how obsessed we are with shooting the puck low#and every other team has a couple of snipers#and if we sniped a little more instead of doing the fake outs we might be in a different place#im just so tired#and not to rub it in but we were never going to win the cup#like somehow every team plays their best against us#i hope erin ambrose still gets defender of the year#and i hope ******* ******* does not get 4 awards#like if you see someone coming at you 1-1 have you considered moving back in your crease a bit#i would also be interested to know if the order gets shaken up#because again if you are only playing internationally with the best defenders protecting you#then how much are you really tested#same could be said for campbell though#i maintain that montreal's biggest enemy is their brains#and he was way out of crease on a lot of these#and if you look at frankel or campbell's positioning they are never that far out#also we have to talk about the face offs being atrocious tonight#like i said i'm glad it's over#and like i said before i think i prefer the winning the league situation instead of the playoff setup#maybe minnesota pulls it out#but at the end of the day we are undefeated in regulation playoff hockey#brings me to another point which is would it not make more sense that you have to get 9 of 15 points in a playoff series#and so then the score would be 3-6 and we'd still be in it#like continue with the points system
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the smile of a man whos avoided an all out war at the expense of a precious nickname the cats gave by going "monty is probably the best one :D"
#opening squid twt with a heavy sigh like im stalking my ex's socials to see if theyre struggling as much as i am with the breakup#only to get hit in the face with the fact hes doing just fine#idk man someone start playing congratulations because congratulations im glad you're doing great or however that song goes#sighhhhhhhhg#“monty is probably the best one” yeah girl i bet#you would break matthews heart if the name lives on in another team#we're all sentimental here#hes dressed in black again and looking hot sighhhhhhhhhh#its fine im at peace with it (im not at peace with it)#but i will be when i see him and gru together and that will dampen my temper because i like mr goalie he has done nothing wrong to me#monty come back soon
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Making a graph of my post-game vibes after every flyers game for the 2023-24 season || 8/82
PHI v ANA 10.28.23: 7-4 loss
Current standing: 4-3-1
#:|#flyers#flyers lb#the flyers meter#philadelphia flyers#hockey#flyers hockey#i do feel bad for ersson bc i can only imagine he is doing his best#but man....#this kinda embarrassing ngl#he's 0-1-1 in the season so far ofc hart has been in the net most of the time but#we shouldn't be looking forward to losing every time we use our backup goalie.#although if min had used fleury on thursday that game would have gone wayyyyyy differently lol#but that's my point like#min's backup goalie is a vezina winner. our backup goalie is a guy named sam#like i rly can't blame this whole game on him bc our blue line choked too#and i was working during so didn't get the full story#but anyway.#i included the ig thing bc it made me laugh#both bc it can be read as “if you think he's so bad then you try out”#or “we need a new goalie so bad even you could try out”#and i chuckled#anyway
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I cannot handle what an absolute bombshell John Gibson is 🥵
#i'm like annoyed at how hot he is#why are they hiding him behind the goalie mask????#actually jk the ducks gotta do everything they can to keep him#literally anything he asks like bro is one of the best goalies and just doesn't get to prove it#anaheim ducks#john gibson
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the thing about UK politics for me is that. like.
okay for context, i very rarely care about other countries politics not out of malice or ignorance but a third secret option, but i am more aware of uk politics than say moroccan politics because there have been three different occasions where i have almost moved to the UK. also colonalism but eh. so theyre like more of a thought experiment than anything else which is a pretty fucked up way to view politics but that's not really the point.
so the point is that i knew the UK and specifically England was going down a worryingly fascist tinged path guided mostly by xenophobia and racism. but it's very different to know that in theory and then fucking see the prime minister LITERALLY be like, one of my political goals is making it so that if you are here illegally you have no human rights. like. what the fuck. how the fuck did that happen. what the fuck!!
okay to be clear because i am neurodivergent and need to say this here so i can literally sleep easy. having a broad overview of the world and how it works and also like, most countries in the world politics and actively engaging in ways to be like and i know this is kind of a cliche thing to say a global citizen and offer allyship to people in different countries?? really fucking important! i really believe in that! kind of very different from what i mean here which is mostly about specific bills and policy and shit and history and social trends.
#goalie interpostance#pro tip if you ever live in china for an extended period of time as a visibly nonasian person just#do not fucking talk about politics youll probably be fine it's just really fucking awkward#like i do not know how to convey how awkward it is because i think for me 30% is having adhd and diet autism#but it is very fucking awkward and it's really rude and just don't do it it's never worth it#at best you seem like youre trying too hard at worst an asshole#my bitchy expat shit
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SQUIGGLES YOU HAVE ROCKED MY WORLD
#BEST GOALIE IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!!!#anything you want anything you need my king I'm there and I'll do it for you#murder arson burglary espionage ANYTHING
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