#go nuts show nuts

[doks-aux]

Unlikely to happen, but if any of my characters ever become Known or Popular, please know that you have my eternal blessing to sexualize, objectify, romanticize, and fetishize the holy living fuck out of them.

[ectoplasmicsoda]

Was tagged by the awesome @strawberrycamel SO

RULES: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

I'm only gonna do the danny phantom ones cjsnd

1. Leftover Coals still Spark

2. Wisp

3. Honeysuckle Sorrows

4. Laurels for the Lamented

5. MMO Matrimony

6. Shampoo and Sensuality

7. Cowlick

8. Bump in the Night 2!

Uhhh j dont have 7 ppl to tah but ill do my best cjsbd @kawaiijohn @artichokebean @sinclairsolutions @murderandjam @grimalkinmessor

[fandomfloozy]

If the mass effect fandom on Tumblr has done anything for me, it's take away my fear of cluttering my page with reblogs.

Do you know how long my account lay barren post-creation???

Years.

ME fandom scruffed me by the fucking neck and said

and I abandoned my sleeper agent ways

[nonegenderleftpain]

Hey do you have any recs for toys for a transfem looking to get into butt stuff on her own time? I need my partner to peg me like yesterday, so I want to start working on it while we're still long distance

Absolutely, I do! I'm not sure what your needs are, but I'll suggest the things that would be most helpful for a beginner. All links come from either SmittenKitten or GoodVibes - please do patronize their businesses! They are the two remaining stores in the US that only sell body-safe products (the third, QToys, closed during the pandemic and I'm unsure it will ever re-open).

So first, if you've never had any kind of prostate stimulation before, having an idea ahead of time of how it feels can make the actual process of pegging less stressful. There are lots of different ways to get that sensation, but I would suggest something that is designed for it, like this:

https://www.smittenkittenonline.com/helix-trident.html

Aneros is a lovely brand. Their toys are made from ABS plastic, the same plastic used in medical devices, and are sturdy as all hell. This particular toy is on the less expensive end for their products, so is less of an investment for something just starting out. SmittenKitten has several of their prostate wands available on their site, so please do check the specs of the toys for sizing. I would always start on the conservative end and work your way up.

If you're looking to get comfortable with something in your butt, I would always recommend a plug. Something that is imperative with anal play is that whatever you put up there needs to have a flared base so it doesn't get lost. That said, most inexpensive plugs, even the ones that are body safe, aren't comfortable, because they have a base like this:

A round or otherwise shaped base may serve its purpose, but when you're standing up and moving around, the edges will be pressing into your cheeks, which can be uncomfortable at best and painful at worst. My two recommendations are the Njoy Pure Plug and the B-Vibe Snug Plug. Both have different shapes with flat handles that will sit comfortably between your cheeks. I'm partial to the Njoy plugs because I like how heavy they are, but the B-Vibe plugs are a bit more cost-effective for beginners. I have both, and enjoy them for different reasons.

https://www.goodvibes.com/s/sex-toys/p/14BF57/njoy/pure-plug?lref=Srch%7C%7Ca%7C85%7Cc%7C0%7C%7Ctoy_category%7C0

https://www.smittenkittenonline.com/snug-plug-1.html

And lastly, if you're looking to stretch yourself to make insertion easier, I would recommend a dilator set. B-Vibe makes a glass dilator set that I've heard very good things about. It contains four different size dilators and a guide on how to use them.

https://www.goodvibes.com/s/sex-toys/p/GV46199/b-vibe/b-vibe-anal-dilator-set?lref=Srch%7C%7Ca%7C77%7Cc%7C0%7C%7Ctoy_category%7C0

Something to be added about all of this is lubrication. Because the anus does not self-lubricate, you are going to need lube, and you're going to want good lube to keep from having to reapply often and to prevent unwanted levels of friction. When it comes to lube, there are two options: water-based and silicone-based. I have intentionally shared products that are made of things that are compatible with silicone lube (except the B-Vibe plug - do not use silicone lube with silicone toys or you will ruin them) so that you can try out both flavors of lube and see what fits you best.

For water-based lube, my number-one go-to suggestion is always Sutil. I'm linking directly from their site, because neither SK or GV carries Sutil in their online stores, unfortunately. Sutil is thicker than most water-based lubes, contains no glycerin (which is the number-one culprit of irritation), and lasts for ages, with a little bit going a very long way. It's great for anal for that exact reason. On that note, Sutil is expensive, more so than any other lube I have used. For me, it's worth the cost, but you may not feel that way. They do have sample options on their site, so start there before diving in for a big bottle. (I use the Rich version, but the Luxe is equally nice.)

https://www.sutillube.com/

A second good lube for anal play is Wicked's Jelle lubricant. It's a bit thicker, which is what you want for beginning anal play, and also does not contain glycerin. It's my backup bottle for anal lube.

https://www.goodvibes.com/s/sex-toys/p/GVD483003/wicked-sensual-care/wicked-simply-aqua-jelle-lubricant?lref=Srch%7C%7Ca%7C34%7Cc%7C0%7C%7Ctoy_category%7C0

If for some reason you do find that you have a sensitivity to either of these products, the next place to look would be Sliquid. Their products are as close to water as possible, with their original product only being five ingredients. Their company is woman-founded and -run, and I love recommending them even though I can't use their products myself for texture reasons. This is a very thin lubricant, so if you use it for pegging, make sure you put a towel down. You'll need a fair amount of lube for anal, and you don't want to have to worry about anything dripping.

https://www.goodvibes.com/s/sex-toys/p/22FL11/sliquid/sliquid-h2o-natural-lubricant?lref=Srch%7C%7Ca%7C113%7Cc%7C0%7C%7Ctoy_category%7C0

Then, on the other side of things, you have silicone lube. Silicone lubricants cannot be used with silicone toys, and they will stain any fabric they come into contact with. That being said, they do not require re-application, because they only come off with soap, and a little bit goes a VERY long way. Most of them are very thin (I've only found one from a trusted brand that was a thicker consistency, and I cannot for the life of me remember the brand name), allowing for a lot of sensation, which can be good for some and overwhelming for others. I don't use silicone lubricant myself, because all of my toys except my plug are silicone, but I do keep a bottle for vaginal dryness or thigh chafing under dresses. It's a lovely piece of technology. My suggestion would be Uberlube.

https://www.smittenkittenonline.com/ueberlube.html

I hope that's a good starting place! If you have follow-up questions, feel free to send them. I do not work for any of these companies and do not make any money off suggesting them to you - I just respect and appreciate them enough to want to share. Thank you for reaching out, and I wish you the best butt-time!

[valtsv]

been thinking about fantasy/scifi rule systems and free will

[bittersweetblasphemy]

im high as fuck come rail me

[ningadudexx]

I love these ominous snake people

[owo-mochji]

what no hl3 does to mf

Fuck it. I have to know the consensus of the masses.

[onedepressoespresso]

huh...

[swervesfirstblaster]

HOLY SHIT TF #7 WAS CRAZY LOOK AT THIS RAW ASS WHOPPING "YOU KICKED MY RAVAGE" GET HIS ASS SOUNDWAVE KING PLUS LASERBEAK TOOKING THE EYE OUT ITS SICK DONT MESS WITH THE WAVE CLAN

also man scream not only kicked ravages dead body but also slapped him from soundwaves hands and slapped rumble like yeah ik soundwave was real mad as fuck

im soo excited for decepticon leader soundwave bc hes like the boss and we will get ravage back with the fam!!!

[roach-works]

ok im waffling on about fallout instead of having breakfast but i saw a criticism of how the prisoners were treated that's stuck with me.

spoilers!

so i think the criticism wasn't incorrect, per se: it condemned the way the show portrayed the vault dweller's naive intention to rehabilitate their murderous captives. it found fault with a common, and horrible, message that tv shows like to say, which is that carcerial violence and even the death penalty is the only effective way to deal with criminals, who are a fundamentally Bad category of human. im sick of that message too! but i think that wasn't what was going on here, actually.

so like, the vault dwellers had only ever experienced violent loss the once, and didn't really know how to cope other than denial and repression of the ordeal. but they were all hopeful and enthusiastic that their prisoners, the invaders that came to kill them all and take their stuff, could be eventually welcomed into the community as their comrades. the champions of this cause were nebbishy dorks and painfully out of touch academics. this is pretty normal for how prison reformers are portrayed, if extremely fucking annoying for those of us who ARE in favor of prison reform.

but so of course when the son of the former overseer, Norm, speaks up and suggests killing the prisoners, because why should they share resources with invaders who explicitly wanted to keep hurting them? why should they show mercy to their attackers? everyone is appalled by this suggestion. because they had to reinvent the whole concept of vengeance right then and there, because grudges and cycles of violence are anathema to a bottle society like theirs. they have been raised all their lives to forgive and forget and now, put to the test, they're recommitting to this ethos: get along, let the past go, look towards the future, believe the best of everyone.

but the prisoners die, anyway. the prisoners are killed with rat poison. and the thing is that Norm who suggested it didn't do it himself. and the prison guard who's blamed for it, even though she privately agreed with Norm that the prisoners are dangerous and unforgiveable, she didn't do it either. it's not a moment of triumphant, cathartic vengeance and it doesn't prove that there's no way to negotiate with terrorists and invaders but kill them like vermin because that's not what the message is meant to be.

the message is that norm stands there in the middle of these inconvenient prisoners, these corpses dressed in his own people's uniforms, and he looks at the new overseer. and he knows that she killed them, and she knows that he knows. she wanted him to know. this is her message and he's reading her loud and clear. and he doesn't look like a guy who's just been backed up by authority, who's just been validated in his desire for the ultimate control over those who have wronged him.

he's scared and pale and the music is ominous as fuck. and he's inside the cell, he's directly in the middle of it.

because what just happened is that he realized his entire society is being held prisoner, and the overseer is the one with the rat poison. and that he doesn't know, anymore, what freedom and safety and justice actually mean, just that he doesn't have them and he doesn't know where to find them.

that's what that scene meant. not that rehabilitative justice is a pathetic delusion of people who have no idea how to make hard choices.

but that before you advocate for killing prisoners, you might want to see how big that prison is, first.

and which side of the bars you're standing on.

[tasty-littl-snack]

Ghost files Alone really good I think it really shows that Ryan worked on it it has written "made by Ryan Bergara" all over it from the composition shots to the storytelling to the silly "I'm gonna take water from church and it's like half holy water isn't it". I think for people who like/miss bfu it's gonna be great watch bc it involves all the things people missed from that other show. But it also builds on the legacy of ghost files (rules, challenges. gf font) so it's like. A perfect mix of both things.

I really like it the location is really creepy sounding from the introduction to it, Ryan knows how to make it interesting and suspenseful and it is as everything they make at watcher painfully earnest. You can see that there are some personal stakes in it that he does it for the good of the show and also for himself to test his abilities as a ghost hunter and filmmaker. (When it was like created&directed by Ryan Bergara at the end you can really see that he's alone).

Really refreshing while playing into some familiar bits I think this is great. Hope he doesn't go insane making this show but I also admire the dedication to his craft. Truly the bravest ghost hunter who ever lived.

[nonegenderleftpain]

Hello, just wanted to stop by and offer my gratitude and cheers regarding that sex toy topic (seems to spam a couple posts from what I've seen). As a sex-repulsed ace. Just glad that someone who gets it and has the knowledge tells it straight to people when they act like dimwitted dumbasses. Thanks again.

For sure! I'm glad that it had a positive impact on your day. I can usually look the other way when people are being morons, but when people are being *malicious* morons, it grinds my gears a bit.

[astralzeraphias]

“he was mentally ill. this monster was a- was a sick fantasy. a product of his dementia.”

“…i saw it too. does that make me disturbed? demented? does… that make me sick too?”

[artbyfuji]

idk what to do with these...

[smile-files]

do you trust her