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Trudeau comming to Europe and teaching europians how to live his perverse lifestyle and spreading his ideologies here is hilarious and a downright humiliation to himself. He is a joke and should be in prison, the fucking narcissistic tyrant.
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"odysseus should visit diomedes after the events of the odyssey" "odysseus should go see menelaus" personally if i was odysseus im not going fucking no where ever again 😭😭 THEY can come to ithaca. i've been traveling long enough
#odysseus#the odyssey#homer#tagamemnon#epic cycle#everyone tagging that damn oar quest#i mean AFTER and hes finally settled at home#i doubt hes gonna be like hmmm should i go to (modern day) italy now and see dio#like his ass is done#the telegony not real to me either so i ignore anything that nonsense had to say
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Finding out Joseph Anthony Burns is an Italian makes me love him even more than I ever thought possible
#joe burns#the first and middle names didn't give it away shhhh#my brothers' names#he's going to play for Italy in the T20 World cup!!!!!!#or whichever world cup is happening idk#i hope Spencer Johnson is also in it#GO ITALY#PASSAPORTO#POPPACORNO!!!!! that's popcorn in Italian
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#putting this here in case anyone decides to go looking for more info about my particular guy here#1) soccer player 2) gay 3) started for italy met and got engaged to his future husband while there and adopted a girl#4) ends up spending the rest of his life in germany bc he got traded but he WAS able to get gay married there#because it's legal in germany and not italy. ENGAGED FOR LIKE 15 YEARS BTW!!!!!#5) husband dies at 110 and then my guy dies 7 years later also at the age of 110#6) I don't want to start a new life in the game because I played as him for hours and don't have the heart to wipe the slate clean#yusuf yacob you will always be famous. to me. sorry for making your penis injury gain interest#and sorry your mother died after being charged by a hippo
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jojo's bizarre adventure is a life altering series if you're susceptible to the brainrot pathogen. if you're not i'm sure it's kinda whatever but if you are. you get enrolled in a secret jojo club and you lose the ability to fully speak your mind outside of it. you realize a tantalizing desire to sightsee in italy, but know that you must never, ever set foot there, else you'll risk annoying everyone around you with the constant pointing out of familiar locations. you cannot go to an aquarium without thinking, "jotaro kujo would love this." when you take a drink of water that's especially refreshing, you think of okuyasu, in tonio's restaurant, where he cried the sleeplessness out of his eyes, and wish you could do the same. and like a zombie, you attempt to spread the disease to others, the people you love most. you say to them, with a sly smile, "hey, there's this anime i think you would like," and if they're not sick of hearing about it, on the off chance they decide to try it, and like it, you'll rejoice at having another person share your curse. now you're both ruined, swapping looks and pointing out things "you just thought were cool." you have matching cherry earrings. your music taste is better than it's ever been.
#something came over me and made me write this post. my experience of a shared jojo obsession#my girlfriend converted me a couple years back and then we converted the other two in our friend group#we can never go to italy i'm so serious#jojos bizarre adventure#jojo#jjba
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Isabella stewart gardner museum
(yesterday was a perfect day. 🖤)
#I have so many more pictures but I’ll probably only post these here#she’s always wanted to go and holy shit#I’m in love with ancient roman architecture well so many types but#scratched that part of my brain#I’ve since looked it up and I’m proud I was right she loved Italy and the architecture was based off Venice Florence and Rome#gonna go live in Italy because jesus I’d thrive#anyways was a really lovely day man#even down to the insane sunset during a rainstorm was incredible#and late night fam/hangs and laughs#isabella stewart gardner museum#museums#mine
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happy father's day here's these jotaro things i've drawn semi-recently
#i need to draw more dadtaro i miss him. if you ask me about him i won't shut up#“why is giorno there” the jotaro going to italy and kidnapping (adopting) giorno au is real. In my heart#my art#jotaro kujo#jjba#jojo's bizarre adventure#jolyne kujo#jolyne cujoh#josuke higashikata#josuke 4#giorno giovanna#dadtaro#star platinum
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Does Chloe tone down her direct bullying/harassment of Marinette after that day to just the dead mom jokes out of guilt, or is it more that Marinette now being homeschooled means Chloe just lost access? Also, does Lila try the whole lying/sabotaging thing on Marinette and just fail or does Marinette just not care?
Lila has no reason to sabotage Marinette because Marinette isn't threatening her little empire she wants to build. In fact, she really wants Marinette on her side BECAUSE she's not apart of the school, so she doesn't need to keep up an elaborate web of lies! She can just try to befriend a talented girl who makes AMAZING food and try to get freebies~
meanwhile, with Chloe, things got really complicated after the pool incident...
Tom was not in the mood to put up with this crap.
#replies#my art#dad villain au#DO NOT... come at me about france laws I tried to look up jurisdiction when it came to minors in criminal matters#and everything I found was unhelpful#so for the sake of brevity just know that Chloe almost had a record from this event and the Mayor had to buy Tom out and promise a change#in chloe's behavior#also. I am sorry this italian is off google translate#I havent kept up with my italian duolingo#my friend in italy is going to be so pissed at me RIP my moses ive failed you
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I bet this is someone's dream and someone else's nightmare...and some lactose intolerant Italian-gymnast-chaser's fever dream.
'Italian gymnast and Olympic silver medalist Giorgia Villa is sponsored by Parmigiano Reggiano, resulting in her taking photos with huge wheels of cheese.'
#cheese#europe#olympics#paris olympics#behold the power of cheese#remember those ads#average italian things#italy#italian olympic team#go sports#giorgia villa
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Here comes the Sun himself ☀️
glassless versión
#here comes the sun boogie woogie#hetalia#hws spain#aph spain#antonio fernandez carriedo#gangstalia#I stayed until 2 am drawing him bc. I’ve been struggling w art for the last two days and I was going crazy#I’m like I NEED A DUB’#and I’m happy w this one I think I finally did Antonio justice 😭#i hate his fucking tie#I think this guy hates ties and purposefully chose that one#IT DOESNT MATCH THE OUTFIT GGRRR#or I guess it’s like an accent to his gold belt. idfk#I just know Romano was spinning in his fucking bed after meeting this man bc the idea of that. leaf print tie haunted him#that and the gay thoughts#fix him Romano …. fix him#I keep saving the draft then coming back bc ACTUALLY ROMANO CANT SAY SHIT w the Italy flag tie#both of them straight to prison
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Can you imagine regular humans in Hetalia trying to track down their nation for guidance during hard times because “they’ve been alive for hundreds/thousands of years! They must be full of wisdom and have all the answers!”
Only to finally meet them and see the nation people behave, you know…like themselves 🤦🏻♀️
🎶”All that work and what did it get me?”🎵
#“K nevermind they’re idiots. Let’s go with plan b”#hetalia#hetalia world stars#hws america#hws england#hws france#hws germany#hws italy#hws#hws hetalia
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to think that 10+ years ago little me put her savings into a jar to go see taylor and now she's all grown up at taylor's sold out concert after she met her in person too 🥹
#i genuinely didn't expect any of this to happen#living in a small italian town made me think that i was never going to see her#as i couldn't afford travelling to northern italy or other countries#and then she invited me to her house AND yesterday i went to her concert#i feel so happy i deserved this so much and i wish i could go back in time to tell little me that it's gonna come true#😭😭😭😭#c.
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Italians do it better
(source/sauce: @growingupitalian on Instagram)
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everyone shut the fuck up and look at this etruscan plate in the museo di villa giulia of a war elephant with a baby elephant walking behind it
#i miss the villa giulia i NEED to go back to rome and see her again#best museum i went to in italy#tagamemnon#queueusque tandem abutere catilina patientia nostra
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There are three religions in Italy
One is the catholic church
The second is Ferrari
The third is whatever the fuck Valentino Rossi got going on
#if youre into motorsport in italy theres two routes you can go#ferrari or rossi#and even if you ever chose the none-biking route you'll still end up worshipping the ground that rossi walks on#you honestly dont even need to be italian for that one. just into motorsport#exception if youre spanish#you might think leclerc is a saint but rossi is worshipped like a god#valentino rossi#f1#motogp
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