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[moons-and-dices]

Open Pathfinder Campaign

HEY YOU YEAH YOU You ever wanted to play Pf2e but never were able to because your GM was too into DND or just because you didn't find anyone to GM it?

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I'm opening up Six (0/6) Seats on the Pathfinder 2e adventure path of Kingmaker, an adventure path focused on exploration and roleplay potential which has the players go from level 1 to 20. Exploring lands never before charted and raising a kingdom from nothing.

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The campaign cost is 5 USD per player per session! And to alleviate any concerns, no player can buy items, etc. The cost is just so I can spend more time working on the campaign, weaving your characters into the narrative, and giving it a lot more time and care.

As for scheduling, once at least 4 seats are filled, we can start selecting a date that works for all players interested.

This campaign is extremely open and welcoming to anyone who hasn't tried PF2e before or is wanting to switch from 5e! Or anyone who wants a cool adventure to rock on. Both beginners AND veterans will have plenty of chance to play and enjoy it, so don't be afraid!

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Discord: brightbluemoona

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If you can't join please Reblog that'd help a lot <3

[cthulhumystery]

Image description: 1) Five wooden coins spill from a cloth pouch. On one side is a herring with Chinese characters, on the other is the Yellow Sign. 2) An illustration of Keeper Luke Stram wearing a suit, opening a book out of which tentacles pour - text reads “Play Cthulhu with our Keeper”, 3) A photo of the antique douche - Marvel Whirling Spray unboxed paired with a photo of a blue-haired woman holding the device, 4) An illustration of Estelle Thorpe drinking tea next to an ornate graphic of a hybrid Egyptian and Art Deco design reading “Love is our strength, love is our blade - The Call of Cthulhu Mystery Program”

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[annieqattheperipheral]

[the-physicality]

I think today would be a good day to announce a head coach…

[gunthermunch]

Hii Ai! I was wondering if you have a portfolio? And how do you choose which pieces to put there?

i dont have a portfolio because i struggle with my style changing constantly (or thats what i feel) but since my area is character design my idea is to make some character sheets and lineups using the munches or my other ocs

[lunalikestowriteanddraw]

So apparently our store isn’t making enough money for corporates liking (from my understanding, I think we’re essentially breaking even), so now they’re essentially cutting everyone’s hours in half (except for the managers)

Which is already incredibly annoying, but also they’re already only scheduling the THREE EMPLOYEES as part-time because of course they are, so they’re cutting even THAT in half. And since I only make $10/hr (yeah, I know, it’s bullshit), I’m essentially making pennies now because of corporate greed

[ozziesjester]

my manager possibly getting in trouble for not giving us breaks is the best news ive heard all week

[gwendolinechristie]

I need to make like $600 more a month in a way that doesn’t make me want to die.

[19871997]

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[runawaymun]

maybe i’m getting like, old or smth but I just got asked to submit to a 1-way interview and I was like ???? and it turns out that it’s just that the company can’t be arsed to sit down for an actual 3 minute phone call so they want you to essentially submit an audition tape

[stereax]

[victorluvsalice]

AU Thursday: Valicer In The Dark -- Duskwall Slang

Since we did a VITD lookbook yesterday, I figured we might as well keep the train going today and talk a little bit about some of the worldbuilding I've done for the Valicer In The Dark version of Duskwall (the main setting of Blades In The Dark). Specifically, I've decided to share the short list of slang that I've come up with for people to use! Because that's always fun, right? :) The first entry on this list is taken from the book itself (page 42, specifically) and adapted a little bit, but all the rest are purely my own invention:

-->“Flashing a/their/your Coin” and variants – making an ostentatious display of wealth, to the disgust of everyone around them (the term "Coin" itself is in fact slang for a large sum of money, taken from the days when the Imperial treasury would actually mint large solid gold coins intended to cover major transactions; most people these days rely on small silver pieces called "slugs"). Example: “You spent all that money on THAT outfit? Really flashing your Coin, huh?”

-->“Moving to Six Towers” – indicates that the person said to be moving was previously rich and important, but has fallen on extremely hard times and is on the verge of ruin (referencing the fact that Six Towers USED to be one of the richest neighborhoods in the city, but has turned into a bit of a slum with most of the nobility previously living there moving into Brightstone). Example: “The Everglots’ leviathan ship hasn’t had a good haul in six months. Think they’ll be moving to Six Towers soon.”

-->“Scavenging in the Lost District” – indicates that the person said to be scavenging is taking an INCREDIBLE risk in the hopes of getting a high reward (due to the Lost District being an abandoned neighborhood outside the lightning barrier keeping the city safe and guarded by the Spirit Wardens...but also having many lost riches within its bounds). Example: “You want to rob Lord Mayor Powerwallet? Talk about scavenging in the Lost District!”

-->“Living Coin to Coin” – living paycheck to paycheck, as the average weekly wage in Duskwall is equivalent to a Coin’s worth of money. Example: “Poor old Tom – what with his sick mother and five children needing feeding, he’s living Coin to Coin.”

-->“Only good for mushrooms” – indicates that the thing being talked about is absolute shit. Example: “Don’t order the ‘special ale’ at the Withered Talon, it’s only good for mushrooms.”

-->“You want to call the crows?” – equivalent of “You want to get us killed?” in response to a risky course of action (referencing the Deathseeker crows that find corpses for the Spirit Wardens). Example: “You want to FIGHT Lord Mayor Powerwallet’s bodyguards? You want to call the crows?!”

-->“Barrowcleft approved” – indicates the item in question is homemade but of very high quality (Barrowcleft being a poor, rural neighborhood with one of the best, and fairest, markets in the city). Example – “You carved this yourself? Why, this is Barrowcleft approved work and no mistake!”

-->“Dust Day fare” – an extremely meager meal made from poor-quality ingredients, referencing the popular nickname for the fifth day of the week from Charhollow, which itself references the fact that poor people’s food stores are the thinnest on this day. Example – “Canal water soup with potato peelings. This is Dust Day fare, all right.”

-->“Crit Six/rolled a crit six” – means that something is exceedingly good, or that something that you have done has succeeded beyond your wildest dreams; references the most popular dice game in Duskwall, where rolling double sixes is an automatic win. Example – “I went to open the safe, and I rolled a crit six – the door practically came off in my hands!”

-->“Welcher” – a term for someone who hires a criminal or crew for a job, and then not only refuses to pay them, but actively tries to murder them (directly or otherwise) to avoid doing so. Only one of the highest leaders of the most well-known crews may declare someone a Welcher, and then only after receiving sufficient proof, as the term is a death sentence – the scoundrels of Duskwall do not take kindly to their clients trying to stiff them, in both senses of the word. Example: “All right, I’ve seen enough – I’m ready to declare that Lord E.A. Bethesda is a Welcher. Hope he’s prepared for every scoundrel in the city coming for his ass...”

Further updates to come if and when I think of more stuff! Which I probably will, as this is fun. :)

[idontlikeem]

I’m free of playoff stress and torment!!!!

[hundredsofsmallbirds]

i have to get business casual clothes in the next 16hrs cause turns out i have an interview tomorrow lmaoooo

[tald0z]

If you'd like me to GM a system or game of your choice, feel free to book me as the GM in a custom game request! You can book me at the link below! I'm most familiar with Genesys, Star Wars FFG, DnD 5e, Essentials20 Power Rangers, and Spooktacular, but am more than willing to learn a system to help you get the game you want!

https://startplaying.games/gm/taldoz