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now that i work at a university its so funny to read how many emails we get that are like "u guys cater to the woke left" like yes the famous right wing university is shifting its policies just now

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havingacokewithyou.com/careers

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i can just tell whether a blog is run by a blonde or a brunette

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i somehow ended up on a radical christian website and this was their system of upvotes and downvotes. Bless. 

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snowing outside and i have no plans for friday night i get to just stay home and cozy in my house and under a warm blanket

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the lengths that i will go to to avoid having a difficult conversation...

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ABBOTT ELEMENTARY (2021-)

3.14 "The Party"

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VOLUNTEERS Abbott Elementary (2021)

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society if my dad would go to therapy and get disagnosed with autism

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damn girl you're too pretty to be reading atomic habits

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Together, we're unlimited Together, we'll be the greatest team there's ever been Glinda, dreams the way we planned 'em If we work in tandem There's no fight we cannot win Nace x "Defying Gravity" from Wicked

Happy Secret Sleuth @aurora-australis-tumbles!

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thing im really excited for about moving out is not hearing my parents cattily snip at each other while never actually fighting

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why does texas get more snow than michigan now

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Bastille was right. How am I gonna be an optimist about this. Also right about eh eho eho.

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image i am in love with