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3. maryann and wanda in goodbye earl

people who did the right thing:

1. the girl in before he cheats by carrie underwood

2. the girl in hotline bling

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now that i have a job that is just me fucking around with data i find it so hard to go back to having one where i work events and have to talk to ppl all the time

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anytime i make a phone call im so scared to do it and then i do it and im like "oh that wasnt so bad"

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its supposed to snow this week and i might have to drive in it and that scares me way more than it should

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good night

good morning

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considering i never see mention of football on this site this has been one of the funnest nights on here since trump got shot

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may god guide the glorious philadelphia eagles in their holy war against the infernal kansas city chiefs

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Brittany mahomes will be sad tonight and that’s really what matters

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sometimes when I’m being especially self deprecating and convinced no one likes me I have to tell myself “you’re being goob. you are being goob right now”

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should i like this guy who has long hair and tattoos and doesnt want kids on match

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just remembered the hunts (chiefs owners) are big trumpies too lmao this is vengeance for them too

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there’s probably someone way smarter than me who can explain it better but kendrick lamar’s halftime show was an amazing performance piece that goes beyond a “super bowl halftime show”

the american flag motifs? uncle sam telling him his art is too ghetto and essentially too “black”? praising him for doing a censored disney song instead? AND DOING IT ALL IN FRONT OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES???

and oh yeah he called drake a pedophile in front of the entire nation

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DRAKE KILL YOURSELF NEOW

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matt gaetz posting a tweet bitching about the halftime show and immediately getting ratioed with 500 variations on "hey matt, i hear you like em young" lmao you love to see it