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EA put crack in the sims 4 why is that game so addicting

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its so wild how ppl are like "if we give everyone free healthcare wait times will be too long" like have you ever been in an urgent care they already suck

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Andrei Grigorev

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#impressed girlfriend is impressed

NANCY DREW 3x9 | The Voices in the Frost

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My prom is wherever you are.

TROY BOLTON and GABRIELLA MONTEZ in HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 3 (2008)

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Do you kids know how hard it is to hyper fixate on shit as a goddamn adult?? Sorry boss I know you need those files done but I’m too busy giggling like a goddamn school girl over a fictional man

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woke up to 30 degree weather

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i know i'm getting old because anytime i get less than 8 hours of sleep i am completely exhausted the next day

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ugh why is it so hard to find a man who doesn't want kids

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guy tries to toss a cigarette on the ground but the ground parries it and it flies back into his mouth and he solemnly continues to smoke it

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"Is it a safe space to say i hate-" NOT IN THE MAINTAGS IT ISNT

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y2k pop rock princess

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wild to see ppl my age having not one but two kids

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other perk of working for a bigger company now is that im always running into attractive men

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bagel with cream cheese is proof that god loves us

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my goth coworker scared me so much when i first started but she's actually so nice!

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she lets me hit because i *remembers i have nothing and no one* actually lets just stop talking for a little while