#gladio scenarios

[indigosuvi]

Giving Flowers

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You'd be surprised to know that, despite Gladiolus being good with people. He had never been given flowers. He didn't mind, and he hadn't really noticed before.

When you met him, you noticed that his name was a type of flower. You both took the time to get to know one another. Gladiolus continued with his usual behavior of flirting, talking, and giving gifts to you. Nothing ever went further for him before. You had planned to give him flowers as soon as you could. You just had to find the perfect ones and the perfect time to give them to you. He was always good at having conversations and interacting with people. Yet, one day, you found the gladiolus flower, and you handed it to him with a smile.

He looked at you and smiled back, taking them from you and thanking you. He didn't say anything else as he looked at them. A smile still remained. The friendly and talkative man was once at a loss for words.

“They're gladiolus.” You said.

He blinked and chuckled. Of course, you would find something with his name. He had never realized it before. He knew, but he just didn't think of it. He still remained silent, holding the flowers.

“Thank you.” He said as he looked at you.

“Have you ever been given flowers before?”

“No, actually, I haven't. These are beautiful.”

He felt slightly bad that he hadn't gotten you anything in return. You didn't mind.

“How do I care for them?”

“Just change the water every so often and cut the stems at an angle. It will help the water be absorbed.”

He nodded. He had never been given flowers before, and he didn't know the first thing about taking care of them. He would try his best, though. They were flowers in a vase. They wouldn't last long anyway, but with the information that you gave him, they would last a little bit longer. He seemed happy with the flowers, and he was. Maybe next time you would give him flowers that he could plant at his house. He did love nature and camping.

“They should last about a week.”

He nodded. “Thank you again.”

“You're welcome.”

He would make sure that they were safe as he drove them home. He wasn't sure the best place to put them. However, he decided that the nightstand by his bed would be a good place. He would get to see them as he woke up and when he went to sleep at night. He wouldn't forget who had given them to him, and when he wasn't busy, he'd take the time to admire them, smiling as he thought about you. He would think of a plan to give you something as beautiful as what you had given him. He didn't have to repay you. You didn't mind giving him things. However, he didn't think he had given you anything as nice as you had to him. You deserve something better, something pretty...

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[animelovelover123]

Noctis and Reader having sex in their tent while trying to stay quiet. Not wanting to wake any of the other guys up. OOP-

Hope you don’t mind that I added some characters and changed the scenario for most, but I put Noctis first and made it the exact scenario you were hoping for, so you can only read him if you want.

Pairings: Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Lunafreya, Aranea, Ardyn, and Regis x Reader

Disclaimer: Though it is fun to imagine having sex/foreplay in these situations, public sex is often illegal. And, even if no charges are pressed, if the people around you find out, they can become uncomfortable or even disturbed. I advise not doing such things publicly for everyone's safety and comfort.

Trigger Warnings: Some forced restraint and covering of mouth.

FF XV x Reader Sneaky Sex

Noctis

“Shh, I know, I know, stay calm.” Noctis instructed from behind you, his voice both patient sympathy and stressed whisper, as he paused his movements. He had only got the head of his cock in but you were already whimpering. “You’re not hurt, are you?”

Noctis fingered you for a good while to loosen you and get you used to keeping quiet so as not to disturb Gladio, who was sleeping a mere feet from you. Prompto and Ignus were also in the tent, though hidden by Gladio’s large frame, so you had to listen closely to know if they were awoken by your movements. It was lucky that Noctis’ bag, with lube and condoms, had been so close by and you had snuck into the prince’s sleeping bag without rousing the others from their sleep. That didn’t stop the nerves of the moment.

“Can I keep going?” Noctis asked. Once you gave the signal, he started pushing deeper, making it feel like the air in your lungs was slowly being forced out. Once fully in, Noctis stilled again, hugging you close as he spooned you. “You feel so good.” Noctis moaned into your ear.

It didn’t take long for him to start moving. Not wanting to draw too much attention, he kept to slow, shallow thrusts. Even then, with each movement came the soft rustling sound of the sleeping bag, Noctis’ panting breath, and occasionally a squelching sound from the lubrication. He pressed his face against your back to try to muffle his own sounds, but very quickly he felt his climax approaching. One of his hands slid down your stomach to play with your sex, his hand and fingers moving as fast and aggressively as they could without moving his whole arm.

The sounds you two were emitting were soft like they were happening the next room over in a cheap hotel. It was enough to not wake anyone else. At least up until you both came. You were the first to tumble over the edge and had the foresight to quickly cover your mouth. Noctis, however, let out a sharp whimper as he finished, releasing his seed into the condom where you can still feel its heat.

This sharp, almost pained sound got Gladio to sit up quickly.

“What’s happening?” He asked, groggy and eyes not yet adjusted to the dark, but ready to jump into action to defend his friends if need be. He sat alert until his eyes adjusted and he could look around. Ignis and Prompto were fine, and you and Noctis? Well, it looks like you snuck into his sleeping bag, which made Gladio scoff in amusement. With eyes closed and no movement, you both seemed to be sleeping soundly as you cuddled. “Someone must have made a noise in their sleep.” Gladio decided before lying down once again, letting his eyes fall closed once again.

Noctis was too scared to say anything, but as a form of communication, to show his affection, praise for your acting, and your camaraderie in this shared secret, he kissed the back of your neck.

『♡』•『♡』•『♡』•『♡』•『♡』•『♡』•『♡』•『♡』•『♡』•『♡』

I’ll be honest, I really like this kink in stories. So stressful and naughty. I am going to have a lot of fun with these.

Prompto

“Alright, I got my camera, I’m ready to go,” Prompto says as he walks up to where you had asked him to meet you early in the morning. “What did you want me to capture?”

The poor boy had no idea what you had planned nor was he ready. The first couple touches and kisses, he, though bashfully, accepted with a giddy smile. But then you reached for his belt and sank to your knees.

“W-what are you doing? Wait, but we’re out in the open! Ya, I know we are in the bush and there's a waterfall, but what if we get caught? What if- aaAHaaa~” Promto’s whole body twitches when you take him into your mouth.

He doesn’t know what to do with himself. One hand clutches his camera while his other rotates between clutching the rock behind him, his clothes, his hair, and covering his mouth. He occasionally reaches for your hair but can’t bring himself to grab you, as if you were far too good for him to even touch. Part of him says he should stop you, but you felt so good~. Your mouth was so warm, your tongue dragged against the underside of his dick perfectly, and the way you would sometimes look up at him with those beautiful eyes of yours, it left Prompto barely able to function.

Is this what you wanted him to take pictures of? How beautiful you were when gifting him with a blowjob? Prompto tried to aim his camera to get a good shot, leaning back over the rock to get you in frame, but he was far too shaky. If he did take a photo, it would come out blurry. There was one brief moment, though. When you skillfully bring him to a climax and his body tenses up, he stills and his grip on his camera tightens enough to press down the shutter button, though the sound of it going off is drowned out by his squeaky cry of bliss.

Thankfully, you both made sure to check his camera before returning to the group to make sure you move any compromising shots to a different SD card for… private viewing and so your secret escapade did not get revealed to your friends. Prompto, however, gave it away by how he walked back like a newborn fawn taking its first steps.

『♡』•『♡』•『♡』•『♡』•『♡』•『♡』•『♡』•『♡』•『♡』•『♡』

Poor sweety Prompto, it makes me want to dominate him.

Ignis

You were napping in the back of the Regalia, as you often did, while the others set up camp a good 100 meters into the brush. They had even been kind enough to get the windows tinted last time they were at Hammerhead so it was dark and cooler for you. Ignis had returned to the car to pick up a forgotten cooking pan and check in on you. It should have been a quick trip, but it had been over 15 minutes, so Noctis went to check.

“Hey Ignis!” Noctis called as he came up to the Regalia.

“Yes, your highness?” Ignis replied in his usual professional way. He stood on the opposite side of the car with the door open and hands on the car roof, meaning that Noctis could only see him from chest up.

“Everything alright? Did you find the pan?”

“I did indeed.” Ignis only reached his hand down and somehow retrieved the cooking utensil. He lifted it for Noctis to see, then gently tossed it over. “Unfortunately, our companion is feeling ill. I will be late returning as I check them over.”

“Damn, alright then. Hope you feel better soon, feel free to rest as long as you need.” Noctis called out to you.

You go to respond, but all that comes out is a groan as Ignis bucks his hips, causing his cock to bottom out inside you. Thankfully, that was enough of a response to satisfy Noctis, who soon after returned to the campsite. Once gone, Ignis let out a sigh, his hands coming up to rest atop the roof of the Regalia for a moment to regain composure before leaning down and back into the car. Each and every movement he made dragged his arousal in and out of you just a bit, enough to get your blood pumping but nowhere near satisfying enough.

“That was quite the scare, my dear,” Ignis said as he leaned over you. You were face down, knees on the cushioned door sill, chest pressed into the leather seats, and rear in the air. “Let us be quick. I would hate to be caught in such a compromising position,” He grinds into you, making him groan deeply and his muscles tense. “but I can’t seem to tear myself away from you.”

『♡』•『♡』•『♡』•『♡』•『♡』•『♡』•『♡』•『♡』•『♡』•『♡』

Funnily enough, when I first played ffxv I imagined all the main boys and sneaky sex scenarios but never bothered to write them down. This is the only one I remember.

(　´Α｀)

Gladio

“The meteor is a chunk of their planet that got thrown into space when they destroyed their world.”

“But how could they survive the trip across outer space on a hunk of rock?”

“They didn’t.”

Noctis, Prompto, and Iris sat on the floor, eyes glued to the screen, invested in the movie. Ignis was teaching, though his mind seemed to be elsewhere as he did not react much to reveals and action scenes. As for you and Gladio? You two were sitting in the back of the group on the couch with a large blanket wrapped around you both as you played a dangerous game.

“How you holding up, baby? Not falling asleep, I hope.” Gladio said in a practiced, relaxed tone, his words vague enough so that if anyone but you heard, they would think nothing of it. He hoped he could get you to speak and break composure, awarding him the victory. The trap was set, and if you fell for it, the two fingers already inside you would stab at your sensitive spot. His arm was around your back and you leaned together in just a way that he could reach your whole but with the blanket as a cover, it looked like you two were simply cuddling.

Your hand was wrapped around his rock-hard length, stroking it in a slow motion to both keep the sound down and offer pleasure, but nowhere near enough to satisfy the King’s Shield. You have already caught him bucking his hips up occasionally into your hand. In response to his trap, you drag a nail along the underside of his cock. The mix of pleasure and a bit of pain made Gladio take in a gruff gasp.

His eyes go wide and he glances at the others to see if they noticed, but no one even looked back at you and him.

“You’re playing with fire now, baby,” Galdo growled into your ear. Suddenly, he pulled his fingers from your needy hole and grabbed your hips. He began to lift you and bring you closer. “Why don’t you sit on my lap then~”

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Weirdly enough, this was the hardest for me to write, not for lack of ideas, but for too many. You two could fuck in the forest, while camping, in a cave, in an ally, during a festival in Lestallum, in a movie theater. I started writing some of these, but would get a paragraph or two in before deciding I liked a different idea better. I’m happy with my choice though, even if it took a while for me to land on it.

Also, anyone catch what movie the gang is watching?

Lunafreya

Luna’s eyes gently flutter open and are met with a vast field of blue. The countless sylleblossoms around her made it look like she was submerged in shallow water. When she sat up a bit straighter, she felt that her head was a bit heavier than usual. When she turned to look at you, who sat behind her with a bundle of blooms in your hand, she knew what you had been doing to entertain yourself while she rested.

“Braiding flowers into my hair again? You do so enjoy that, don’t you? Though I suppose I should not be leaving myself susceptible to you.” Luna chuckled. “Yet, is this not what I have been gifted? My prayers and wishes granted; I have added the True King in driving the darkness from our stars, rid the world of the dreaded scourge, and now that my calling is fulfilled I am free to live the life I dreamed of,” Luna gracefully turns around to face you, her legs tucked under her in an ever proper position. “to be with the one I love.” She leans a bit forward, a shy, tentative request to be touched. When you do touch her, your hands wandering and your lips pressing against her warm skin, she gasps and shudders.

Was this truly alright? Did she truly deserve this? As she had seen the King of Kings complete his quest, the starscourge gone, and the gods resting again, there was not much left for the oracle to do. So then…

“Would you embrace me?” Luna asks you breathlessly, her cheeks flushed pink and her eyes half-lidded. “I have been waiting for this moment, for you, for so very long. I feared I would never get to see you again. So please, dispel the rest of my doubt and let us finally become one in heart, soul, and body.”

『♡』•『♡』•『♡』•『♡』•『♡』•『♡』•『♡』•『♡』•『♡』•『♡』

I kind of cut out before the sneaky sex happened, but I just watched Luna’s goodbye scene again and I am in pain. I just want to see the poor girl happy and free from her burdens. She is so sweet and pure yet strong, I love her.

Aranea

“Ah, what a rush!” Aranea pants as she rips off her faceguard.

“Another great showen there capin’. Betcha princy boy couldn’t have done it without ya.” Biggs said as he welcomed Aranea back onto her ship. Aranea offered a humored, proud scoff as she entered.

“Where’s my pretty little thing?” She asks, mind set on how she wanted to release the rest of her adrenaline.

“There on stalk duty, held up in the storage room,” Wedge answered, straight forward and clear like always.

“Right, thanks.” Aranea made a beeline for the storage room where you were. You barely have time to stop your writing and look over at her before she invades your space. “Come here, baby.” She throws her faceguard aside, grabs you by the back of the neck, and crashes your lips together. She is ravenous, rolling her body against yours and nipping at your bottom lip. “Gods, I need this.” She breathes as she grabs your clipboard and throws it behind her somewhere. One of her legs jutted out to push between your legs. Her hand on your neck drags down your chest and reaches for the hem of your top while her free hand plants itself on the wall behind you, trapping you in place. “I can’t wait till the next hotel, so try to keep it down for me, won't you, sweetheart?”

『♡』•『♡』•『♡』•『♡』•『♡』•『♡』•『♡』•『♡』•『♡』•『♡』

This one is short, but I also feel like she is such a girlboss that she doesn’t need a buildup, you know? She just goes in and gets shit done.

Also, doesn’t matter if you are a girl, boy, or whatever else, she is on top.

Ardyn

You sat at the long table, an important meeting going on around you, but you could barely hear it over how drowsy you were. You had scrambled out of bed mere minutes ago, throwing on whatever clothes were closest, after waking up far later than intended. Your “kind” lover, Ardyn, had turned off your alarm to let you rest a bit longer after the intense night he had given you, having “forgotten” the early morning meeting today. The way he always had that smile on his face, though, gave the impression that he knew what he had done.

At least you had made it to the meeting in time and could pretend to pay attention as you try to-

Suddenly, your underwear started vibrating, the epicenter coming from a tiny egg-shaped object pressed against the most sensitive part of your sex. Your body reacted before your sense of propriety could stop you from drawing attention to yourself.

“Do you have something to say?” Ravus asked, his glare piercing. The vibration slowed enough to let you decline before it shot up in intensity again.

“Apologies,” said Ardyn, who sat in the chair beside yours. He placed a hand on your thigh and patted it. “My beloved received quite the injury in their last training session and is still recovering.” Then, with the obstruction of the table blocking others’ view, Ardyn slid his hand up your inner thigh until it reached your crotch, where he pressed the tiny egg-shaped vibrator harder against you. “I assure you, they can stay for the rest of the meeting.” He flashed you that smile, charming, knowing, and smug all at once.

『♡』•『♡』•『♡』•『♡』•『♡』•『♡』•『♡』•『♡』•『♡』•『♡』

Ardyn being a smug little shit pisses me off and makes me love him all the same time.

Regis

You and your husband, Regis, lie on the large couches on the observation deck of the small yacht, looking up at the stars. You two, along with Noctis, his friends, and Luna, were all enjoying a trip together to celebrate a mix of things. The destruction of the Starscourge, the return of the light, Noctis and Luna’s upcoming wedding, and you and Regis renewing your vows. The youngsters were below deck, still full of life and partying while you and Regis came here for some peace and privacy.

“I have dreamed of this, the world and all those I love being at peace. I can hardly believe it’s real.” Regis sighs, his expression one of tired relief, years of struggle and dwindling hope forever etched into his face as creases and wrinkles. “I spent years fearing what I would lose,” He turns onto his side, gently grabs your hips, and pulls you close. “and now that all is well, I wish to shower you in the love and care still in this weathered body of mine. The affection of which I fear I have neglected to give in my years of worry. If you would still have me.”

Regis held you gently, but even as he moved slowly, each actions were done with passion. The way his lips pressed against yours, his facial hair scratching against you, was filled with love. The way his hands, soft and scar-covered, caressed you was like you were a blessed treasure. And the pleasure he gave you was but a small part of how he wanted to repay you for your patience, loyalty, and love despite all the trials you two faced together. Between kisses and thrusts, he spoke of his adoration for you, his guilt for causing you strife, and his fear that he was not worthy of the life he now enjoyed. Regis lay himself bare before you and you alone, as you were the only one who got to see him without his regal poise and fatherly maturity. You got to see him vulnerable, scared, and needy.

“Hey Dad!” Came Noctis’ voice, sounding a bit drunk, from below deck. “Where are you?”

You and Regis look over at the door, and for but a second that seemed to last minutes, you saw the faces of Ignis and Gladiolus. They turn away quickly though and make their way back below deck. You can hear them talking.

“Let’s head back downstairs.”

“What? Why? What’s up Ignis?”

“Nothing a squirt like you should worry about.”

“What about Noct’s dad?”

“His highness is predisposed at the moment.”

“Can I go see my dad?”

“Can’t let you do that, prince.”

“Hey, Gladio, let me go!”

“I’m trying to preserve your innocence for your honeymoon.”

“What?”

Regis held still, listening as the noises of his son and his friends faded away. He then turned to you.

“Are you alright my love?” His first thought was you, then it started to race with how this could affect the war. But then, remembering where he was and what had happened, he laughed. It was jovial, light, and free.

『♡』•『♡』•『♡』•『♡』•『♡』•『♡』•『♡』•『♡』•『♡』•『♡』

Dante from Devil May Cry got me into older fictional men and by god I can’t, nor will I, stop!

[seaside-coffeemilk]

been playing ffxv lately and thinking of the scenario where igs and noct are half brothers...

( the amount of people Ive seen that play with this au i can count on one hand )

( so once again I'm making the things I want to see)

some concepts below:

(currently played to chap 14 + haven't played dlc yet, so spoilers included)

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I'm thinking that they discover the truth a few years before the events of ffxv.

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Iggy, duty bound, still wanting things to be appropriate between rank of retainer and prince.

(Noct is still the one chosen by the crystal, after all.)

For Noctis it's :

1. Him feeling that studious Ignis might be the better candidate for a prince anyway.

2. Not happy at who was supposed to be his brother (equal) being treated as a servant. (even though things might not be that bad)

(I'm not sure how they approach Regis with this topic, but somehow they do)

Eventually, they settle for advisor and prince in public (keeping the truth a secret also for security reasons), but able to express concerns and emotions more freely in more private settings.

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When Insomnia falls, both are filled with grief, yet they still have each other.

Gladio is low key (highkey) stressed, with two princes he needs to protect.

(There's also an unspoken acknowledgement that if something happens to Noct, it's likely that Ignis will have to take his place.)

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Of course, it makes everything that happens in Altissia and afterwards much heavier.

Ignis is willing to sacrifice everything for his brother and prince, yet in the end, it's Noctis who has to leave them behind to bring the dawn back, entrusting the world to his friends, to Ignis, to take care of.

[vee-beeee]

The Tent

Okay this is a change from dbh LOL

So im figuring out how to write for these characters, and its going to be harder because its 4 people so PLEASE forgive me.

Warnings: Tents, enclosed spaces with 4 boys

Chocobros x reader (can be taken as platonic)

Im sorry for any spelling errors or plot holess

SORRY IF THIS HAS BEEN DONE BEFORE

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You woke up

And then wished you didn't.

It smelt like sweaty socks and boys.

Someone had shoved your back into their front, and was snoring VERY loudly. Another person had his socks in your face, sprawled out over what looked to be Noctis himself. So the case of the smelly socks was solved, that had to be Prompto. You didn't see anyone else in your line of vision, but guessing at how strong and muscular the arm around you was...

Gladio had turned you into his own personal teddy bear.

You gently tried to roll out of his grip, but he grunted and held on to you with a stronger grasp. You sighed and searched for another way out, you need air and to be away from this tent.

You briefly wondered if tickling Prom would wake him up so he could help, but you didn't really want to touch his feet.

So you sat, starting at the tent walls and daring to breathe through your mouth.

You thought about falling asleep again but whenever you tried, Gladio's snoring woke you up just as you were on the cusp of the dream realm.

What a terrible way to start your morning.

Finally, FINALLY you heard someone stir. You turned your body as much as you could in Gladio's grip and saw Ignis's hair over a massive leg.

"Ignis!" you whisper-yelled, hoping to get his attention. He turned around, sleep very much apparent on his face, and looked the entirety of the tent until his eyes caught yours.

"Miss Y/N?" He mumbled, raising an eyebrow at your position, Gladio crowding your back and Proms feet in your face. You had also felt Noctis was really close to your knees, you could feel his hair whispering against your skin. It was ticklish and uncomfortable.

Ignis huffed out a laugh, and you proceeded to beg him to help you.

"Why of course, Dear Y/N. However, I believe Gladio is going to kill me in his sleep if I remove you from his hold. I can help with Prompto and Noct however."

You sighed, sad he wouldn't even TRY not to get killed by Gladio. You watched him as he harshly rolled Prompto off of Noctis, and you were briefly worried that he would awake.

He just snorted and continued sleeping.

Ignis next went to Noctis to gently move his head away from your leg. Of course, Noct slept like a corpse so he didn't even notice. You took your chance to thank him, and ask a favor

"Can you leave the tent flap open I need air please."

Ignis nodded, and exited the tent, leaving the flap open. You started to bask in fresh air and morning light, but then the world turned upside down.

Gladio was rolling over, treating your body like you were an actual teddy bear.

He was now slightly under you, both arms surrounding you with the literal strength of a Titan.

And you were suffocating in his chest.

In ANY other scenario you would have been like "nice" . But in this one you could not breathe. And that was a problem. So you started gently saying his name.

Gladio groaned, but stayed asleep. You tried wrestling your arms out from his iron grip, but no use.

So you did the only thing you could think of.

Loud enough for him to clearly hear you, you poked the bear

"Ooo this book of gladios looks so good, im going to read it while eating chips and wipe my fingers on the pages and fold the edges to mark where i am. Surely he wont mind"

Suddenly you were shoved as his eyes shot open and he released you, sitting up to look around huffing.

"NO THATS MY COLLECTORS EDITION!" you breathed and rolled over as he looked around and found his book by his belongings.

Then he turned to you, brows furrowed and irritation clear on his features for 1. being woken up and 2. having his most prized book threatened.

"What the hell was that for?"

You moved onto your back and stuck your tongue out at him

"You were suffocating me in your pecs, I had to get free some how"

His anger faded into an embarrassed smile, and then a smug smirk.

"A lot of girls would pay real money to get suffocated in these pecs."

You rolled your eyes as hard as you could and he let out a hardy laugh, which accidently woke Prompto.

He snorted as he awoke, leaning on his elbows before asking "uh whats slo funmny?" and then promptly fell flat on his face, going back to his dreamless sleep.

You and Gladio stayed quiet before looking at each other and chuckling quietly. Gladio winked at you and turned to leave the tent. You watched his huge shadow as it moved across the tent, and then it disappeared.

After a couple of minutes, you heard Gladio and Ignis in the camp talking, and saw an opportunity to get more sleep. So you found your original spot and comfy sleeping bag, and settled in.

(A couple hours later)

You woke up, blinking your eyes slowly, feeling that you had gotten a good rest. You looked around and saw the Prompto had seemingly left, and you didn't see anyone else so that must mean Noct left too.

You closed your eyes again, resting them for a moment before you felt something moving around your front. You jumped and accidently smacked your elbow against the something. And that something groaned.

You looked down to see a mess of black hair nuzzling into YOUR blanket.

"Noct?" You leaned on your elbows and he looked up at you sleepily before groaning out a response

"you have the good blankets."

and then he was gone. But luckily, you had help to wake him back up.

Ignis had heard your surprised yelp, and knew it was time for Noct to get up. He had been chatting with Gladio and Prompto about how to pay for more car renovations, but that conversation could be put on hold.

Ignis grabbed a pot and one of his spatulas, before leaning down into the tent flap.

And then he started hitting them repeatedly together.

He saw you cry out and put your hands over your ears, and Noct just sat up slowly and glared at him.

Ignis smirked and left the tent when he saw Noct leaving, and you followed shortly after.

You watched Iggy put his utensils away and you went straight for the middle of the circle of chairs you all had put together the night before. Noct had just slumped down his camping chair when you started talking.

"Why do you guys love piling on me so much when we sleep? Like I wake up and your all over me."

You stood stalk still and waited for a response. You heard groaning and looked over to see Noct open one eye and looking at you.

"Smell nice and warm"

and then he was asleep.

Ignis sighed and walked over to shake him awake and you turned to see Gladio and Prompto nodding their heads. Gladio was the first to say something.

"I think he's right. Your a little babe space heater." You flushed, and he and Prompto laughed seeing your face.

"Yeah and you uhh, kinda smell a lot like roses." was Proms response, and now you watched him go red. Gladio slapped him on the back and Ignis chuckled quietly, continuing to try and wake Noctis up.

So your consensus was to buy more blankets, and an air freshener.

Fair enough.

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THANKS FOR READING

I dont know if this is cringe or how I did, but I hope I did good on my first time writing these guys.

Hope you enjoyeddd

[houdinicorbini]

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Protective! Naib x Reader (Request)

Aesop Carl x Reader Birthday headcanons

Victor Grantz Headcanons

Aesop Carl headcanons

"Comforting Silence" Aesop Carl x Reader

The Arcana: MC bringing breakfast to the main 6 in bed

Asra x Sick! Reader

Julian relationship/fluff headcanons

Muriel relationshio/fluff headcanons

"Don't go" Muriel x Reader

Final fantasy XV:

Ardyn date headcanons

Ardyn/Ravus/Gladio x Clingy! Reader headcanons (request)

"Five more minutes" Sleepy! Ardyn x Reader (Request)

"Late night drive" Ardyn

(Another one I can't think of a title for) Ardyn x Autistic! Reader (Request)

"A pleasant surprise" Ardyn x Reader (Request)

Pursuing Ardyn headcanons (Request)

Calming Ardyn down headcanons

(Still can't think of a title for this one) Ardyn x Reader who faints a lot (Request)

"In silence" Ardyn x Phonophobic! Reader

"Hidden Jealousy" Ardyn x Insecure! Reader (Request)

Ardyn x Reader Birthday headcanons+scenario

"Childhood crush" Ravus x Reader (Request)

"A new life" Ardyn x Pregnant! Reader (Request) Ardyn x Kind! Reader headcanons (Request)

"Only a nightmare" Ardyn x Reader (Request)

Overprotective! Ardyn x Reader headcanons/scenario (Request)

Ardyn x Sick! Reader headcanons (Request)

"An unexpected raincheck" Ardyn x Reader

"Falling asleep at the desk" Ardyn x Reader

Ardyn general headcanons

Ardyn relationship headcanons

FNAF Security Breach: "A fixer upper" Monty x Female! Nightguard! Reader (Request)

Sun&Moon relationship headcanons

Chica relationship headcanons

Some of my au headcanons for Monty

Monty Gator x Reader headcanons

NiGHTs into dreams/Balan Wonderworld: (Can't think of title) Dragon! Lance x Royalty! Reader

Lance relationship headcanons

Reala (Romance?) headcanons

NiGHTs headcanons (Request)

Pre rebellion NiGHTs headcanons (Request)

Other:

Madhouse Mike relationship headcanons

Goliath x Female! Human! Reader family headcanons

Nuclear throne Chicken headcanons

Portgas D Ace x BPD! Reader

"Nothing special" Guzma x Reader (Request)

Guzma relationship headcanons

"Movie date" Douxie x Reader

Douxie relationship headcanons

[ffviidirtyconfessions]

Happy 4 year anniversary to this blog!

Hard to believe that it's already been that long. I know I talk a lot of shit on here, but I'd like to take a moment to say some genuine thanks.

I started this blog on a bit of a whim in 2020. I was in a pretty horrible place, physically, mentally, just my whole life in general. I was inspired by the ol' long running FFXV Dirty Confessions blog on here, which I would spend hours in bed at my (now) ex-girlfriend's house scrolling through while they slept and/or ignored me, laughing at the ridiculous scenarios and pictures to go along with them. Shoutout to you, Noctis feet girl. And you, Gladio musk guy.

I don't know whether it was out of boredom, or desperation, or getting into FFVII for the first time earlier that summer, but something led me to creating this thing. Since then, it's taken off so much more than I ever imagined. I genuinely look forward to waking up every day and seeing if there's anything new in the inbox, making my ugly and insane pictures, and just having somewhere to go to talk about a game that means so much to me with other people that feel the same. There's regulars in my inbox or notes that I always look forward to hearing from. It really feels like an odd little community, and as weird of a concept as it is to build my little corner of the internet around, I'm glad to have it.

Thanks so much for all your support and contributions over the years! I mean, really. This blog doesn't exist without you guys. And hey, no matter how much I joke, y'all have some pretty good ideas. Thank you to anyone who has ever told me that they love this blog, or laughed, or smiled at it. In a world that's so cruel and constant, I think it means a lot to be able to bring that to others, even if it is over a poorly edited picture of Vincent Valentine at Denny's. Here's to 4 more years, and even more! Let's mosey!

[marmolita]

I'm working on my very last kinktober fic and gosh it is both going well and terribly. I'm on my second attempt after the first one started to turn into a longer fic that didn't meet the prompt at all (3k words in lol). Now my second attempt is at 2k words and feeling like it's actually the beginnig of a longfic. Why can I not come up with something quick and easy for this one!! (this is for gladnoct seduced by the villain with villain!Gladio and I think the real problem is that to make a scenario in which Gladio is a villain I need some extensive worldbuilding haha)

[primamchorus]

Does your OC consider their voice particularly "sexy"? Do they try to adopt a more seductive tone in romantic situations? How successful are these efforts?

hihi, good evening (or perhaps afternoon for you by the time i'm answering this? :0)! i hope that you've been doing well, mimble! thank you for the ask!

OC Language and Vernacular Questions

primam absolutely does not think her voice is sexy. she can be told by several people that they think her royal accent (which appears to just be queen's english / rp in-game) is sexy, and she is just, "ahaha...no... please stop, actually."

she does, of course, also tend to get very flustered if people tell her this.

as for romantic situations...aha... no, not at first. god...she's like a shivering leaf rattling away in the wind whenever it comes to anything more romantic, especially in regards to prompto. skdjf though, once their relationship is established, she does get more confident over time, and will say things he wants to hear in her voice and accent to appease him (because she's like that for him).

tandem has moments. i don't think he particularly cares if it is or isn't. what matters is that he can make it if or when the time calls for it. as someone who is definitely far more promiscuous than his sister who only has eyes for one person, tandem has eyes for no one, but still seeks pleasure all the same, he has learned how to adapt to certain sexual scenarios where voice ends up being a more key part of that session pending who it is and what it seems they're after.

in any case, i believe tandem's been very successful in a number of situations to at least elevate the trysts he's been in. he doesn't exactly have a romantic drive, mostly a sexual one.

nnnnah sdkjfsf

mollis is not exactly the type to think she herself is sexy. like, maybe she'll look in the mirror and just be like, "damn, that bitch is cute today! oh! that bitch is ME!" but that's mostly it: she thinks she is more cute than she is sexy.

same really applies to her voice as well. unlike a number of the nobles (ignis + a good handful of the ones i've written), mollie does not have a royal accent. she got her common accent from her mother. that's not to say it can't be sexy, though she definitely does not get as many compliments as her other noble peers who didn't drop the accent like gladio or noctis.

i think she can do a good job, however, at adopting a more sexual tone. she does like whispering sweet nothings and little words of praise to her girlfriend during intimate moments.

oh, absolutely not.

ros doesn't really think about his tone all that much, and it's kinda obvious. he speaks in a semi-monotonous tone with flat inflection. even then, because of the mild-royal accent he has, there are people outside of nobility and royalty that tend to find it more appealing and attractive. though you'll get people that are like primam, vera, or even lyra kinda, "i guess it's because they don't hear us talk all that often outside of news or interviews?"

ros is also...i'm not going to flat out say supremely aro/ace, but that's how i've written him so far? so, at the moment, there's definitely no 'turning on' of the 'sexy voice' or even an attempt at it.

is it strange that i don't really like thinking about that for aestus? like, i dunno, it's slightly strange to me for some reason. i can't articulate why.

though, seeing as he's married and has a child, i'm sure there's some kind of sexy voice down in there. somewhere.

when i imagine him speaking, though, i personally kind of imagine colin firth a bit? maybe with a bit of a deeper pitch. so take that as you will.

vera actually gets into disguises much more than aestus does, and she leans into playing her role. she's a really good actor when she needs to be, and if that means turning on a sexy voice to get the job done, guess what? she's practiced that sexy voice and has had it work a number of times in her favor.

as for whether or not she thinks her voice on its own is sexy, i don't think she has a grand opinion one way or the other. she views her voice as a tool that has to be honed and practiced to achieve what she wants out of a situation. so generally a very neutral approach to her voice in that regard.

at the moment, i haven't really written romance for vera. she doesn't exactly shy away from romance when i think about her and kind of toy with the idea like some of my other characters, though. so...this is something i'll have to see for myself if i...she? decides to pursue romance at all in the future.

nope. not at all. she doesn't really want to think about it. lyra doesn't care one way or the other if people perceive her voice as sexy. she doesn't think about it. key part of that: she doesn't think about it. she doesn't have the motivation nor the passing thought to think about such mundane things like her voice.

she speaks with mostly one tone, and that is the one tone you're most likely going to get. will she ever change that tone? probably not. well, unless she's angry, perhaps. then there might be a bit of a tonal shift. but for the most part, lyra makes no conscious effort for it. all that effort and going out of their way for things can be something her siblings do, lyra is out.

[perelka-l]

i saw amazing art of guzma and now i am still thinking and getting some of my thoughts back and

there is an old adaptation of J G Ballard's "Track 12" (you can read more here) (the site of podcast is here, the episode is no longer available but i have it so feel free to ask me to give you a link it's like 10 minutes long) and today i remembered about it because once upon a time i was possessed by the scenario of mohn killing off guzma like this for railing lusa (and gladio bc i am biased) but man, today i relistened to it and i am even more impressed over how fucking horny it is

spoilers but i don't think anyone will read the wiki anyway lol but in Track 12 a mumbling scientist basically poisons a guy that fucks his wife but it's all overlayed with his own obsession with microsonics and also the way the guy is poisoned so it's all. so horny. the way the scientist just goes from all unassuming into murder mode and the guy going from confident to weak and dying and all of it in binaural fuuuckkkkkkkkkk waaaahhhhh

so yeah guzma and mohn thots www

[corcnaiism]

───※ ·❆· ※───⁣　 @excultum 　　: ⁣　“ stabbing me would hurt less ” - gladio

　　❛  i—   ❜

words  got  caught  up  in  his  throat,  swallowing  rather  hard  enough  to  cause  a  wince  of  discomfort.  one  would  be  able  to  look  at  prompto’s  face  &  recognize  the  anxiety  that  had  been  built  up  throughout  their  conversation,  yet  he  stood  there  as  tall  as  he  could  &  doing  his  damndest  best  to  not  crumble.    

oh  but  that  was  easier  said  than  done.

the  blonde  licked  his  dry  lips  while  violet  kissed  blue  hues  frantically  looked  at  anything  but  gladio  for  a  moment,  the  visibility  of  his  brain  working  overtime  as  it  tried  to  come  up  with  something  —  ANYTHING  —  to  say,  but  nothing  was  registering.  it  was  like  his  brain  had  created  this  massive  puzzle  with  a  billion  pieces  that  represented  all  worse  case  scenarios,  trying  to  fit  them  into  shapes  that  squeezed  them  perfectly  in  &  not  even  a  single  bit  all  at  once.  nothing  was  clicking,  &  the  more  he  stood  there  without  an  answer,  the  more  nervous  he  became,  but  he  knew  he  had  to  make  his  point  clear  &  open  or  nothing  will  get  resolved.

take  a  deep  breath.

　　❛  i—i  just  think  you  need  to,  um,  work  on  communicating  better.  ❜  　　fidgeting  turned  up  a  notch. 　　 ❛  i  d—didn’t  mean  to  call  you  a  coward,  b—but  it  kinda  sucks  that  you,  um,  keep  shit  from  the  rest  of  us.  nocts  is  trying  really  hard  to  get  you  to  o—open  up,  and  i  .  .  .  i  .  .  .  ❜

another  deep  breath.

　　❛  .  .  .  i  wish  you  would  admit  to  your  true  feelings.  ❜

[librarysrestrictedsection]

Hello, watching Twitter I came across this and I thought that you and other people might be interested, I didn't know this mod existed, I don't know if you knew, I'm still sharing this, you can get the mod on Steam just search Speedo Noctis por Prompto, The creator of this mod also has several other Final Fantasy XV mods, but the one I liked the most apart from this one I'm sharing is Noctis with a black kimono and Noctis with a Victorian suit.

For the people who want to know what Ignis and Prompto were doing in the caravan in the last photo, this is the link to the Twitter post where I found out about this: https://twitter.com/Suiton00_nsfw/status/1706739645898281111?t=BgnNGaVdUg2wQDBlwn75ag&s=19

Seeing this I couldn't help but imagine the headcanon that while the four of them are making the trip, Noctis avoids looking at the semi-naked figure and the cocks of his friends who only wear speedos (he fails miserably) while Gladio, Ignis and Prompto make sexy and lewd poses every chance they can. while they flex their muscles while telling Noctis how good he looks in a kimono 👘 and how this is incredibly useful to hide the bite marks and kisses that are on his body in addition to preventing people from seeing how the semen comes out of his anus (I imagine Gladio saying this to Noctis with a smile while making lewd comments about how it makes him hard to know that he is wearing nothing under his kimono and how he, Prompto and Ignis will have to bother him to clean their cocks from the semen and kept it inside their ass because if their speedos are filled with semen it would be too difficult to explain why their speedos are wet if it hasn't rained and they haven't been to any lake or beach, plus people would notice the stain)

Oh I didn't see this ask pop up in my feed! So sorry about that!

But I am always a fan of the bodyguards were next to nothing while the one they are guarding wearing something to hide what they have done to him. I even have a print of Noct in Cloud's black and blue dress that would be perfect for such a scenario. Because, like you said, it can hide just how debauched he is. While also hiding just how turned on he is.

Maybe the guys also touch themselves and each other to really tease the hell out of Noct for later.

[strictomiles]

@tenebriism​ sent: scenario 05.  receiver finds sender collapsed upon their doorstep. // But reversed, because this is so Gladnis.

The feeling of pounding filled his head like a steady drumbeat. The last driving force to keep his feet moving. Just a little further and then a little further still. One foot in front of the other, blinking to keep his vision from completely blurring until the dark cityscape was nothing more than a smear in front of his face.

There were many places Gladio could go but, none felt quite as safe as with Ignis. Even with the direct danger behind him, far behind him even someone as stoic as he could crave those very basic creature comforts of safety and hopefully a gentle hand after much deserved scolding. 

Sticking his nose into business that wasn’t his, again. Though, this time not to protect their Prince but, someone who seemed to have no other support left. Foolhardy and rushing in without fully assessing his surroundings had him toe just beyond the wall to where the danger was much more unknown than a simple ill-to-do man in an alleyway. But, wasn’t that the final piece in years of training? They’d have to go beyond this city one day. Just... maybe with more preparation. Then he’d be less likely to be knocked right on his ass by foul creatures that roamed the outside nights.

The first rap of his hand against the door had some weight to it. Easier to smack at that than fumble for keys and finesse them into the lock. The second was weaker and by the third attempt his hand merely slid against the door and back down to his side as his body slumped on the step walking the line in and out of consciousness.

[semi-imaginary-place]

ffxv discord rambling

You can really see the competing visions of ff15. It was to be urban fantasy, open world road trip, but also also world ending plot at the same time. Like a different plot would have fit the road trip vibe better. A lot of old jrpgs start out just exploring the continent without the assassination of your dad and invasion of your city. Ff15 doesnt know what it wants to be which well it was like 15 years in development and 2 directors... Looking at the dev cycle is a good hint for a game. When a game takes a really long time to come out you know something has gone wrong. ff15 managed to have a better story than 16 somehow. It did manage to pull itself mostly together the director really did their best.

Gotta say i really respect tabata. He was dumped into the worst case scenario, development hell project that had been dragging on and accumulating detritus for a decade, engine changes, concept changes, nomura, like late stage director change wow what a mess. I think tabata resigned after the project too. I really feel bad for ff15's director he got handed a half finished hot plate of garbage and actually managed to make something half decent from it. Despite one if the worst development cycles in history xv still managed to have a better story than xvi. It shouldn't really be controversial to but monarchy iant a good government system so I'm a hard sell on return of the rightful king and divine right of kings type stories, ffxv did pretty good.

You can really see the development hell like nomura envisioned most of the game taking place in insomnia. It varies some stories depend heavily on worldbuilding if their themes revolve around history but for ff15 and most stories it only ever needs to be believable. Take for example how every city in the game has distinct architecture and food culture like one person on the train comments how chefs from one region are no good and they should have hired another

I also remember the blatant top ramen commercial like gladio did an ad read it was funny but also really jarring

Magic bread mold is next is making the sun go out. Magic protozoa in the end is whatever it doesn't matter. But it does stick out to me since ffxv is otherwise pretty good about worldbuilding

Luna's just kind of a plot device every time the writers need a plot miracle. This is my biggest problem with episode ignis. it feels like the writers are relying on lunafreya and the crystal to just be miracle workers and move the plot however they want. it also cheapens making the player choose between not using the ring and losing to ardyn, using some of the power at the cost of eyesight but that not being enough, and trading your life for the power to take down ardyn like it's suppose to be a hard choice but the writers take the consequences away. but i love the lore and it's overall really cool. also i was so distracted by prompto disappearing and the whole climax and chasing ardyn and the crystal and i didn't realize how important ravus was until episode ignis. lit his death as the last of the oracle line is what causes the darkness and apocalypse

[painedprince]

For a moment he really did attempt to imagine such a scenario, then admitted, "I don't think that sort of situation would be suitable to either of us. Sounds a bit like trying to extend the pretense that sparring in the training grounds was perfectly innocent for years..." He shuddered to think. And he wasn't very good at the pretense to begin with.

Thoroughly throwing that entire idea as far away from him as he could, Ignis took on a bit more of a "professional" tone. "No no, that's excellent, that suits my schedule just fine. Shall we start in the bedroom or here?" A trick question and a dirty trick when he leaned in further just to brush his lips against the side of Gladio's neck.

"Oh yeah. We sure did love to spar. There was certainly nothing else going on in the locker room after." He snickered.

"Here. Now." He pulled him in close and not so subtley grabbed his ass.

[thedojoofintellect]

Warfare

The United States has the best trained military in the world. The United States armed forces has over eight thousand tanks and their aerial vehicles include the B2 stealth bomber and the Lockheed martin F-22 raptor. The tank used by the U.S. Army is the M1A2 Abrams tank. During WWII, America's military used the Sherman tank while Nazi Germany used the Panzer tank. German Field Marshall Erwin Rommel, nicknamed the Desert Fox, is considered the father of modern tank warfare.

Total war refers to a state of armed conflict during which the belligerent parties target far more than they would in a conventional warfare situation. Scorched earth policy is enacted by targeting things that are of use to the enemy. Mutually assured destruction, a cold war doctrine, refers to a scenario in which two nations threaten to deploy nuclear warheads, which would result in the complete annihilation of both countries.

Counterproliferation is the interception of the rapid and often excessive spread of nuclear weapons. Insurgency is the rebellion against a government, usually one's own. Insurrection is another word for rebellion. A coup d'etat is the overthrow of a government. Espionage is discovering the military and political secrets of other nations.

The three branches of government are executive, legislative, and judicial. A republic enjoys a division and separation of powers in its government. As far as the public is permitted to know, the United States has several thousand nuclear weapons and the same is true for Russia.

The earliest manifestation of the internet, called ARPANET, was the work of the Department of Defense in 1969. The Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency reportedly was attempting to create super-soldiers by trying to figure out a way to lower the empathy of sldiers, thereby creating more efficient killing machines.

The Naval Special Warfare Development Group, also known as DEVGRU and formerly SEAL Team 6, are credited for the raid on Osama bin Laden's compound and bin Laden's death during this operation, which was called Operation Neptune Spear. The Central Intelligence Agency recruits members of Seal Team Six to work for the Special Operations Group of the CIA's Special Activities Division. The same is true for 1st Special Forces Operational Detachment-Delta, better known as Delta force. Seal Team Six and Delta Force are amongst the premier counterterrorism units of the United States military.

Osama Bin Laden's Secret Service codename was Geronimo, and President Obama's is Renegade. George W. Bush's Secret Service code name is Tumbler. Some examples of clandestine operations include the Mossad's Operation Wrath of God, the CIA's Project MKULTRA and Operation CHAOS, as well as Project Camelot and Operation Gladio, among many others.

The atomic bomb dropped on Hiroshima during WWII equated to around ten kilotons of trinitrotoluene and the one dropped on Nagasaki was the equivalent of around fifteen to twenty metric tons of TNT. Some of today's hydrogen bombs, which are thermonuclear devices, have a destruction yield of millions of metric tons of TNT.

The U.S. Army's Special Forces, also known as the Green Berets, are skilled in a host of unconventional warfare activities. They go behind enemy lines during stealth reconnaissance missions to gather intel on their adversaries and to acquire information regarding enemy territory. They are also experts in guerrilla warfare.

War has been transpiring since time immemorial. It seems as though the United States of America is always battling somebody. Some wars that the USA has participated in throughout its history are revolutionary war, the war of 1812, the civil war, World War I, World War II, the , the Cold War (though not a war in the conventional sense), the Korean war, the Persian gulf war, the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, and the Second Indochina war, which is also known as the Vietnam conflict.

During the Obama Administration, the people in charge of America's military were the commander-in-chief, Barack Obama, the defense secretary, Ash Carter, and the chairman of the joint chiefs of staff, General Joseph Dunford.

It is axiomatic that there have been countless wars outside of U.S. history. Some of them include the Punic Wars, the Thirty Years War, the Trojan War, the Peloponnesian wars, the Spanish Civil War, the Greco-Roman conquests, and the conflicts waged by tribes of the enigmatic prehistoric world.

It seems that the onset of World War III is not necessarily that far off. As tension amongst Russia, China, America, and the Arab world heightens, it only seems reasonable to adopt the supposition that global thermonuclear war could jeopardize the future of our civilization.

[secret-treasury]

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