#give this man a kid
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random fire nation diplomat #492 will never understand the complex and fucked up relationship between the water siblings like I do 🙄
#and they were forced to raise each other...#baked bean originals#avatar the last airbender#atla#katara#sokka#sorry hakoda i don't think you count#couldn't have you just left one dude back home instead of giving your 13 yr old kid a martyr complex#cmon man#i don't think he's a bad dad but that was not the best decision
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nope that’s it i’m done. goodbye everyone 🫡 (© _mothvision_)
#this man was put on earth to TEST ME#this photo is absolutely stunning everyone go give op a million likes and rts#i stared into the middle distance for quite some time after seeing this#yang jeongin#skz#stray kids
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dad seb dad seb dad seb 💕
#I AM ON MY KNEES FOR HIM U DONT UNDERSTAND🧎♀️🧎♀️🧎♀️#GRAHHH I dont even want kids and im giving myself baby fever#also why is the concept of a man coming home from work so attractive like......huh#also im living vicariously through seb by having him bite lewis' cheeks LMAO grrrrr hes like MOCHI#hogwarts legacy#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow x mc#sebastian sallow x oc#sebastian x mc#choccyart#clora clemons#lewis sallow#celeste sallow#also it doesnt matter how old clora and seb get as adults i will always be drawing them the same LFMAO#we can just chalk it up to wizard age since they live longer#and no matter how old seb gets i will not be drawing him with a beard or anything ever im sorry i like my men like i like my coffee#clean shaven
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I think Alfred needs his own prompt 👻(dp x dc)
Alfred had died.
(It was a bit of a waste of time— he'd been scheduled to get the boys to and from their suit fitting at this time. Now here he was; languishing. Murdered. Sulking, even.)
(How frivolous.)
As a busy man with children (an adult child) to care for, a house to maintain, and a budget to supervise, Alfred's main goal was to return to Earth, obviously. If he left Master Bruce in charge of the dusting, the man would absolutely let the unused parts of the house go into disrepair. Too impatient, his ex-ward was.
The only problem was that in this green, nebulous, and gravity-free afterlife, there seemed to be only one way out— navigating through the individual worlds that the denizens of this world have molded around themselves, until he finds a being willing to grant his wish to return.
Alfred sighed, checked for the pistol at his hip and the rifle on his back, and marched straight upwards. Or. Well. Downwards. Actually... Never mind.
#dp x dc#imagine. Just. Alfred. Busting through the fabric of the universe because the alternative is that Bruce has to manage his own groceries#and. Sure. Bruce is Batman. Alfred knows fully well that he COULD#but also he knows full well that he represents the last vestiges of parental love for his grown adult kid and he knows that even know he's#Bruce's only confidant that the man has full and complete trust in. Alfred would genuinely rather fight his way back to earth than to force#bruce to mourn another parent#also. There are for sure going to be more grandkids. SOMEONE has to be there while Bruce is busy mismanaging his interpersonal relationship#alfred pennyworth#Also. Infinite Realms tour!!#this gives an excuse to explore more of the ghost-zone based Danny Phantom cast and maybe even some overlap with the main#ghost zone#danny phantom#just. world's most insufferable cast versus world's most stoic british man#IMAGINE. ALFRED VERSUS SPECTRA. STIFF UPPER LIP VERSUS A WHOLE LIFE OF TRAUMA TO ABUSE#dpxdc#dcxdp
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The JA books and subsequent woobification of padawan Obi-Wan have people overlooking a key fact, which is the innate ability of all 14 yr olds to immediately lock onto your deepest insecurities and fucking eviscerate you. You look at TCW Obi-Wan's bitchiness and tell me he did not have this ability but dialled up to 11 cause he's also a psychic force-sensitive.
I fully believe padawan Obi-Wan was terrorising Qui-Gon, the reason that man's always running ahead and leaving his padawan behind is because he's avoiding having to explain his life choices to the galaxy's most judgemental teenager. Initiate Obi-Wan is aggressive, padawan Obi-Wan is passive-aggressive.
#this kid was fully ready to tell the master who he just acquired through the skin of his teeth to get fucked if he doesnt agree on M/D#yoda put them together cause he knows obi wan can hold his own against qui gon giving him a taste of his own medicine#qui gon post xanatos is easy pickings but it seems mean to kick a man while he's down so thats why obi wan mostly bites his tongue#obi wan kenobi#qui gon jinn#qui gon and obi wan#star wars
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You don’t understand how much of a visceral need I have for Battinson to get a Robin. That late 20’s man deserves to have a thirteen year old bully him into letting them fight crime. Look at him, pathetic
#he can��t even make the kid toast I bet#please DC#be nice for once#give that man a child#Battinson#dc#Batman#the Batman#the batman 2022#text post#Robin#dc robin
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Prompt 113
“I seem to have been taken hostage.” Batman’s words almost had Superman panic if not for the wry tone, a tone which the others didn’t know if their freaking out was to go by. Clark sighed through the comms, tired after battle and honestly wanting to go to bed now.
“I’ll be right over, what child has latched onto you now?” He asked while switching to a more private channel.
“I can already hear you making fun of me…” Wha- Oh. Clark bit his lip to keep himself from laughing as he took to the air. “They appear to be a pair of twins with…”
“You gotta’ say it Bruce, you gotta’,” Clark couldn’t stop the chuckle when he saw his friend on the top of a building, cape curled around his form in a way usually reserved for the robins.
“... with dark hair… and blue eyes…” That was it. Clark absolutely lost it in laughter.
#dcxdp#dpxdc#Danny & Ellie fell into this world during an invasion were very scared#Latched onto the first semi-ecto contaminated person they found#Bruce gives off slight ghost vibes and feels safe so they aren't letting go any time soon#Could be Superbat might not up to yall lol#Batman is just staring down at the small children who have latched onto his leg and are crying#Look the man is a dad and a hero and isn't going to leave the kids there#It's also highly concerning when he finds out they're not in the system#And their DNA is only half human with the rest being... something who knows#Apparently he's adopted a pair of half aliens but that's not going to stop him#“I could take them if you need-”#“No they're my babies now no takes backs”
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Paint the town blue
#I don’t actually like this too much#but it was fun to make#my art#digital art#lego monkie kid#lego monkie kid fanart#lmk#lmk fanart#lmk mk#lmk qi xiaotian#someone plz notice I give this man belly button piercings#it is one of my favorite hcs
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SOMEONE GIVE THIS MAN KIDS!!
#spencer reid#i would go crazy really#crimnal minds#give this man kids im really begging you#spencer reid x reader#spencer just have kids so i can be happy for ones
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i like this guy hes funny
#lmk fanart#mk lmk#lmk mk#lmk qi xiaotian#lego monkie kid#lmk xiaotian#lego monkey kid fanart#lmk#dunno im like reqatching this series for a third time#i love this man please give him therapy
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Eddie, posting this TikTok: Uh, excuse me? Why are some of y’all saying I don’t know Erica Sinclair? That I don’t know Lady Applejack?? I know her!
Eddie: Because-
Eddie: *aggressively holds up picture of the Scoops Troop eating ice cream together a week after Starcourt to the camera*
Eddie: I-
Eddie: *holds up picture of Steve giving Erica a piggyback ride so her shoes didn’t get wet*
Eddie: Married-
Eddie: *holds up picture of Sue Sinclair showing Steve how she braids Erica’s hair*
Eddie: Her-
Eddie: *shows picture of Charles Sinclair, Lucas, and Steve moving Erica’s stuff into her dorm room. Erica and Eddie are in the background with no intention of helping out*
Eddie: Dad!
Eddie: *shows picture of Steve and Erica on the campaign trail. Steve’s got a shirt that says ‘you can’t spell America without Erica. Eddie’s photobombing in the background to give them both bunny ears.*
Eddie: Also, we played D&D together *shows picture of a Hellfire campaign*
#Lucas in the comments like: …Dude.#Eddie responds like: Sorry man. Steve and Robin adopted that kid the moment they shoved her into a vent#I wish the writers would give us more of Erica and Steve#because I truly think that he’s the only member if the party that she respects#and if Steve is going to feel paternal with any party members it’s going to be the youngest#eddie munson tiktok saga#eddie munson#steve harrington#erica sinclair
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saw this post and started thinking about 20-something rockstar Eddie who broke onto the metal scene like a whirlwind, whose popularity is only increasing with every passing day, who has more money than he knows what to do with and could have literally anyone he wanted
falling head over heels, love at first sight for 40-something Steve who bought concert tickets for his kid even though money is kind of tight and there's talks about his job downsizing and he still hasn't paid alimony this month but it's all worth it when he sees the way his kid lights up when they actually get to meet the band, but then why is the hot, young lead singer looking at Steve like he wants to eat him?
#technically it's lust at first sight until eddie sees the way steve interacts with his kid#and then he's like 'oh this man is a dream actually'#'i want to give him everything'#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#steddie imagine
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hewwo
#stargate sg1#stargate atlantis#neko atsume#almost cried drawing that cute little fucking tac vest on jack btw. look at him.#not in love with all of the atlantis team especially rodney and weir and tela i fuckim struggled with them#like i'm happy with how they look it's fine but short of sticking a maple leaf on rodney or something you know#it's the props#i couldn't figure out how to make who they were obvious. idk man they're cute and i know who they are I guess. felt the same with sam tbh#giving her a little math sheet felt a lil cheap but you know what it's done i'm not gonna keep workin on these the gateroom killed me dead.#also i woulda done the other sg1 members that show up later but I haven't gotten there yet in my watch-thru.#like i saw them as a kid when it was airing on tv but not yet while actually paying attention to things like the plot#my posts#my art#stargate#the sg1 one was done first so that's why i didn't end up putting a lot of detail into the planet they landed on vs how much detail#i had to keep leaving out of the fucking got dam gateroom why is there so much detail in that room hey guys what the hell is up with that r
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Everyday I exist and every day I get more and more exhausted seeing the “lol Batman looks at Danny and goes “who’s gonna adopt this kid” He’s so adoptable!” posts.
#bones rants#bones speaks#dpxdc#bones writes in the tags#i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again#GIVE AN ACTUAL REASON FOR BRUCE TO WANT TO ADOPT DANNY!#this man had seen thousands of black hair and blue eyed kids in misfortunate situations and with backstories parallel to his own#so why is Danny the exemption and is the person he puts under his (bat)wing#make a reason and make it compelling. I understand forwarding a plotline to get to the scene you envisioned#but making a character one dimensional ain’t it man.#always ask why Danny is the exemption to the other thousands of kids who could’ve gone under Bruce’s wing. Bruce is a very paranoid person#and doesn’t bring people into his inner circle easily. offering a complete stranger a room in his home could happen#maybe he then relates to Danny and wants to help him with his need for Justice#and THEN adopts him but man oh man. look at all of the robins adoptions.#that shit wasn’t willy nilly and it had actual weight behind the adoptions
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#911 abc#ryan guzman#oliver stark#HOLY SHIT!!!#WE GETTING BUDDIE CANNON#OR WERE ALL GONNA BE A BUNCH OF CLOWNS#I'm pretty sure it has to be buddie cannon#don't play us ryan#buddie#buck x eddie#eddie x buck#evan buckley#eddie diaz#WE'RE TRYING TO GIVE THE AUDIENCE WHAT THEY WANT? YOU KIDDING ME? YOU KIDDING ME? DON'T PLAY US MAN
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image i made for a powerpoint night with friends
#this kid really goes through it this entire movie#the boy and the heron#studio ghibli#my presentation is on how the boy and the heron teaches you how to move on and also the lost cause of trying to make a legacy#the never ending man (the documentary on how hayao miyazaki spent his 2013 'retirement') gives you such a deeper understanding#of the mindset he was in going into creating the boy and the heron#and whenever i watch that documentary or this movie it makes me cry#but also mahito is probably one of the funniest protagonists to ever grace a ghibli film#keep on keeping on
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