#give me a refund

[azure-steel]

You know... I don't think I've ever felt less pleased about it being Monday. I don't want to, and I think it's pretty unfair that I have to 😭

[pumpkinbrear]

TUMBLR GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY!!!!!!! I DIDN'T WANT TUMBLR PREMIUM MY PHONE WAS ON IN MY POCKET AND PAID FOR IT!!!!!!!!!! I DONT WANT IT!!! !!!!!!

[demonzhalo]

I want a refund on Life please.

I want to stop being so fucking tired.

I want to stop worrying about discrimination for being who I am.

I want to stop worrying if I need to watch how much I eat so I won't have to worry about money.

I want to stop growing so I don't need more clothes and shoes.

I want to stop wanting so I don't have to waste money on things I'll never look at again.

I want to stop being so fucking shit at what matters so people stop looking at me like I'm fucking stupid.

I want to stop worrying about if this world will be livable by the time I become an adult.

So please, give me an refund on Life.

I never asked, nor wanted, this.

[vamprisms]

wuthering heights retold as a series of airbnb reviews

[shurale-walks-the-woods]

can’t believe he’s in his early fifties…..

[paper-mario-wiki]

ive been getting more sugar daddy scammers lately trying to court me which i THINK is a good sign because that means i might be getting closer to getting an offer from a LEGIT sugar daddy, who i would use to purchase more pre-9/11 technology.

[choccy-milky]

bruh i need to vent about a rude comment i got on my recent chap and also about clora, cuz its something thats been on my mind for a while now. it has spoilers to my most recent chap tho so im putting it below

so in my most recent chap clora gets hit by the killing curse but thanks to seb sacrificing himself for her, it doesn’t work/she survives. and I got a rly rude comment about how that’s super cringe and that clora is a "shoe horning of every possible manifestation of Mary-Sueism I have ever seen." theyre dropping my fic after almost 500k words bc apparently THAT’S where they draw the line and that "just somehow pulling it out the bag and surviving a killing curse from the power of love. In simpler terms, it’s absolutely cringe worthy" and "forgive me if I rolled an eye at the yet again invincible nature of Clora Clemons-the-one-eighth-Veela-extraordinaire"

BUT LIKE LMAO TELL ME U DIDN’T READ/WATCH HARRY POTTER WITHOUT TELLING ME. that’s literally what happens to harry??but its only cringe when it happens to our "mary-sue" clora? like yeah sure love magic might be a bit cringe but IM LITERALLY JUST PULLING FROM THE SOURCE MATERIAL. of all the things to take issue with in my fic and interpretations, theyre taking issue with something that’s canon BAHAHA.

and since im on the topic of clora being mary sue can I just say I hate the misogyny/internalized misogyny that i've seen some people (NOT A LOT, THANKFULLY) treat her with. like i get it, im not pale and blonde and as conventionally pretty as clora is, but even if I was, is that a reason to hate me?? and does being beautiful and well-liked = mary sue? bc as far as I know, mary sue is a chara who is just naturally amazing at everything and doesnt need to try hard and theyre just inexplicably great for no reason (like mc in the base game BAHHAA) if anything the mary sue in MY fic is seb LMAO (but hes a boy so its ok). like clora has worked hard and studied magic all her life due to being a squib and wanting to make up for not being able to DO it. she isnt good at flying, seb is still better at her than duelling, shes really short sighted when it comes to doing/thinking whats best for others and can be a huge idiot.... and like. the only guys that have even shown interest in clora on a real scale have been seb and leander (and then lawley for blackmail purposes, and also bc he hates seb) so its not like literally everyone is falling over themselves for her?? like her interactions with the main cast of boys (ominis, garreth, amit) theyre all indifferent to her LMAO but still, the fact that shes pretty and guys here and there might look at her and go o shes cute! doesnt make her a mary sue SORRy thats just called being attractive idk its just annoying that ppl automatically see a nice kind beautiful female character without any VISIBLE flaws and go SHES TOO PERFECT!! MARY SUE!! WAH IM JEALOUS! and like I get it bc when I was younger I probs would have been annoyed by clora as well due to my own insecurities and internalized misogyny but hey, how about u just realize that’s ur own problem and your own jealousy, and not a real one HAHAH anyway ive since evolved bc I used to be a ‘not like other girls’ type girl back in highschool. trying to be super tomboy-y bc I thought being feminine was cringe and too basic but now ive embraced it and love girly things and dresses and charas like clora who are still strong and showcase their strengths and weaknesses in subtler ways, and I want to smooch her and make out with her. get behind me clora ill protect you🤺🤺🤺

[halfagony-halfhope]

wake up guys a new edition of pride and prejudice just dropped

[xeniawarriorprincesa]

So im a born and raised Floridian and dont bat an eye at a majority of hurricanes or tropical storms but this one is actually looking to be a threat this time. Please think of your Floridians this week. We are about to get a direct hit and some models showing possibility for a Cat 4.

[sinlizards]

Hi!! I super duper adore your art and am continually inspired by you. I didn’t want to sound overbearing by emailing you about this, but I’ve been wondering if you’re still working on commissions/bonus sketches. It’s totally fine if that isn’t the case, but I wanted to check with you to see if I just needed to check my spam folder or something. OTL. Take care, thank you! Your recent Buried Stars stuff is so yummy.

Hey sorry for the delayed reply but yes I'm still working on comms! For full transparency 's sake I did wanna give a rundown of whats been going on in regards to commission stuff: as the situation stands right now I've been offering refunds to those who have reached out via email since my jobs have been taking up all my time and energy and its already been an extremely long wait as is. If you still would like to wait/change your commission I am also okay with that it just may take a bit as I can only really work on art in-between work

I took on a bit more than I could chew back then since I was in a bit of an emergency to try to get funds to move before our lease ended. Now with 2 jobs it's harder to work on art but I still wanna try to finish up what i have or at least pay people back! I am deeply sorry about the wait and I hope I can wrap this all up soon :]

[jokest3r]

Me after seeing the first cutscene of OG MW3 between makarov and yuri:

[sourcedecay]

Matched with someone with ‘ofos femme 4 butch’ in her tinder bio like eleven days ago and she messaged me right after we matched but I didn’t have the app downloaded at the time so I didn’t see it for like four days, and I messaged her immediately when I saw it but she hasn’t replied and it’s been like a week 😭 needless to say she’s living rent free in my mind

[doctordiscosbignaturals]

bf has a 102.1 degree fever, i’m doing everything i can (ice pack/medicine/fluids) to break it

it’s literally his birthday tomorrow and i have so many things planned that he has no clue about 🥲 i’m going to feel sooooooooooo bad for him if he has to spend his birthday sick

[runawaymun]

well if y'all don't see me post art for a while it's bc my usb splitter broke >:(

[a-d-nox]

a warning about tipping/paid readings

i had a bad morning today; mainly because someone requested a reading from me when my shop was marked closed and then it escalated. the reading closure was not a big issue because i thought "whatever i am caught up with readings, i will switch it back over to open". they tipped me with paypal and immediately i was sent chart screenshots. the reason i do not want screenshots is because i can't tell what the orbs are ESPECIALLY when the aspect map is missing AND because some people include asteroids i do not analyze (this tipper had lilith in the chart - we all know that i do not analyze lilith). i kindly reminded them of my reading rules regarding the birth time, date, and place being sent. they refused to send me it. and i said i refuse to continue with the reading then (a more particular reason as to why i really wasn't interested in the reading was the chart for one of the party's (it was a synastry reading) being sag pluto and a leo neptune (the person would have been from the 1750s) and that seemed wrong or like there was a data entry issue on their end (another reason that i want the date, time, and place for my records - i can't be blamed for the wrong information if it is what you provided me with)). the last dm they sent me before blocking me was the above picture.

i want to make myself perfectly clear about paid reading:

1) birth date, time, and place are required (screenshots are NOT acceptable).

2) do not fight me about my rules; they are there for a reason.

3) readings are non refundable - this is the first and the last time i will issue a refund (which i figured out on my laptop after they blocked me).

side note: I DON'T CARE what synastry you have me doing - i have done a readings on a person here and their celebrity crush, their friends, their exes, etc. let me know what the relationship is between you and them is and the reading will be just that. this person might have been embarrassed / feared my judgment that they wanted their synastry with a dead president / author / historical figure and that's why they really rejected sending me their birth info. I LITERALLY DON'T CARE. but the rules are the rules. i need that information to do an accurate reading AND to make it something you want to read as the purchaser.

-a.d.

[the-starcatcher]

would it be too dramatic for me to burn the world down because the food place we initially ordered from literally did not send my food and now i have to wait another hour because my brother ordered from another place or am i just hangry