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Percy in Tartarus is me during the last hour of my intermittent fast.

Percy: *to himself* Keep climbing.

Percy's stomach: cheeseburgers...

Percy: Shut up.

Percy's stomach: with fries...

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This scene in The Last Olympian with Dionysus feeling a semblance of a human parent’s love quite affected me more than it should have.

Mr. D:  My son Pollux.  Is he alive?

Percy:  Yeah, last I saw him.

Mr. D:  I would very much appreciate it if you could keep him that way.  I lost his brother Castor last year.

Percy:  I remember.

Source:  Percy Jackson and the Last Olympian

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The Zeus proceeds to hook up with Beryl Grace. SMH

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Hummus Is My Fatal Flaw

Annabeth:  My fatal flaw. That’s what the Sirens showed me. My fatal flaw is hubris. 

Percy: The brown stuff they spread on veggie sandwiches?

Annabeth: No, Seaweed Brain. That’s HUMMUS. hubris is worse.

Percy: What could be worse than hummus?

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Hazel used her abilities to levitate some items from the bottom of the sea. Percy swam down and brought up more. Even frank helped by turning into a seal which was kind of cool, though Percy claimed his breath smelled like fish.

Source:  Heroes Of Olympus Book 2 - The Son Of Neptune

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Leo wished he could invent a time machine. He'd go back two hours and undo what had happened. Either that or he could invent a slap Leo in the face machine to punish himself. Though he'd doubt it would hurt as bad as the look Annabeth was giving him.

Source:  Heroes Of Olympus Book 3 - The Mark Of Athena

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It’s A Poseidon Thing

Frank: Is that thing tame?

The horse whinnied angrily.

Percy: I don't think so. He just said. "I will trample you to death, silly Chinese Canadian baby man.”

Hazel: You speak horse?

Frank: Baby man?

Percy: Speaking to horses is a Poseidon thing. Uh, I mean a Neptune thing.

Hazel: Then you and Orion should get along fine. He's a son of Neptune too.

Percy:*turning pale*  Excuse me?!

Source:  Heroes Of Olympus Book 2 - The Son Of Neptune

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Percy:  I got a bone to pick with you Zhang. You can turn into an eagle? And a bear?

Hazel:  *swells with pride* and an elephant.

Percy: And he got that gift from Poseidon. That's completely unfair! I can't turn into animals.

Frank: *staring at Percy*  Unfair? You can breathe underwater and blow up glaciers, and summon freakin’ hurricanes, and It's unfair that I can be an elephant?

Percy: Okay. I uh... I guess you have a point. But next time I say you're totally beast...

Frank: Just shut up... Please?

Source:  Heroes Of Olympus Book 2 - The Son Of Neptune

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Carter: Those Hieroglyphs you created were Golden. Dad and Amos both used Blue. Why?

Sadie: Maybe everyone has his own color. Maybe you'll get Hot Pink.

Carter: Very funny...

Sadie: C'mon, Pink Wizard. Inside we go.

😂🤣😂🤣😂

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We've seen a lot of JasonXPercy bromance moments. Now, for some LeoXPercy 😁

Percy: We know Nero is held up in new york. So we're guessing this next oracle is in the second dude's territory. Maybe in the middle third of the US?

Leo: Oh! The middle third of the US! Piece of Torta, then. We'll just search the entire middle of the country.

Percy: Still, with the sarcasm.

Leo: Hey, man. I've sailed with the most sarcastic scalawags on the high seas.

Percy: *high fives Leo*

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*COVID-19 becomes a pandemic*

Apollo: OH NO NO NO!

Arrow Of Dodona: FIE! TOO STRONG IS THY PLAGUE, THY CHANTING SUCKETH!

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The Big Banana Squad, when asked if they had any dietary restrictions on eating dwarves and elves (A.K.A Blitz and Hearth)...

Samirah: I'm Muslim

Magnus: I'm Vegetarian

Alex: And I have Green hair

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Loki VS Magnus: The Flight of the Century

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What everyone in the Big Banana secretly thinks...

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