#girl guide cookies

[dragontamer05]

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Coffee Crisp

Chocolate bar with alternating wafers and a coffee flavoured candy filling is good (and I say this as someone who dislikes coffee)

Ketchup Chips

Exactly like it says chips with ketchup flavouring (personally I find the vinegar flavouring in them to strong)

Canadian Bacon

Look if you like bacon you'll like this. It's so good, very lean and not nearly as greasy as side/ regular bacon (has a bit of a hammy taste tbh)

Hawaiin Pizza

Everyone knows it, it's Pineapple and Ham Pizza, I regret to inform that it was an invention of Canada

Timbits

They may be donut holes but they are like quintessential Canadian.

Girl Guide Cookies

Girl Scouts can keep their dozen or so cookie types. All I need is some Classic Chocolate and Vanilla or Chocolate Mint. Sold in Spring and Winter

Maple Cream Cookies

What's more Canadian then a Maple Cookie. Very sweet but oh so tasty

Caeser

An alcoholic Cocktail made of, Vodka, Clamato (Primarily Tomato Juice and Clam broth with seasoning) hot sauce, Worcestershire sauce. Rim is coated in Celery Salt.

Basically like a bloody Mary but what distinguishes it from that is the Clam Broth.

I don't get it but people like it

Kraft Dinner/KD

Not Canadian Originated growing up on this stuff it's basically Canadian enough to me. (Also the packaging is different up here anyway)

Mackintosh Toffee

I mean it's toffee- specifically in Canada it's more of a hard candy then soft (like it was originally in the UK)

[kawaii-90s-nostalgia]

Girl Guide Cookie Plushies - Vanessa Vanilla & Chantel Chocolate

[jackass-jones]

Shinjiham is cute when it’s romantic but tbh I think i vastly prefer the idea of them being best friends instead. Like, neither of them really saw it coming and weren’t really looking to get another best friend (Shinji has Akihiko, Kotone has Junpei and Yukari respectively) but it happens anyway. Kotone takes a liking to Shinji much faster than she does anyone else and I’d say a big reason is just the fact that he’s so reserved that it allows Kotone to do most of the talking while he just listens and they love this arrangement cuz Kotone doesn’t get to talk about her own interests very much. Though I think some of her needs to talk to Shinji stems from this insecurity that he isn’t happy in the group and she has this people pleasing problem and wants everyone to be happy so she makes a much bigger effort to talk to Shinji. And it’s very unfortunate because Shinji intentionally acts cold and distant because he doesn’t want to form any attachments because he wants to die soon, but aaaaaaaagh dammit this girl just keeps talking to him and being sweet and encouraging him to engage in his interests and share them with the others and he just can’t seem to say no when she’s got those damn puppy eyes. And Kotone is just able to get him out of his shell by being persistent but not in an overwhelming way, she’s very cheerful and supportive of him. And Shinji is able to offer her support by encouraging her to talk about herself and by making sure she’s taking care of herself. They just click really well and make such a positive dent in each other’s lives and it’s all about basic acts of kindness going a long way you know?

[fridayiminlovemp3]

yesterday someone at the farmers market was telling me this booth was selling stray kids stuff and i genuinely thought they were talking about something selling stuff for homeless kids. i was like oh that’s so sweet, glad they’re raising awareness and they just stared at me :/

[capn-atlas]

I am fully convinced that the only thing the US is doing better than Canada is Girl Guide cookies. Or girl “scout” as you people call them. Yall have like 1000 flavours while we have chocolate, vanilla, and mint, and they’re not even that good 😭

[deerwith2heads]

my christmas wishlist! ❤︎

i def wont be able to get most of this stuff but i like to dream!!

⋆ Knee-High Converse: I think they have always been super cute!! my mom doesn't like them tho :( I'm getting them in black!

⋆ Yoga Pants By Moonkissed Collective: I have wanted these forever omg!! For ref they say "All Good on My End" on the ass!!

⋆ Sofia Coppola Archive Book: Jaw droppingly gorgeous from the queen herself.

⋆ Chococat 35 mm Film Camera: my favorite sanrio character and I love cameras!!

⋆ Calico Crritters Lakeside Lodge!: I've been getting into calico critters/sylvanian families lately, and this is the cutest home that I've seen that's currently being sold!! I always love cabinesque little playsets and homes in general, and I think it will be especially fitting because the families I want the most rn are the bears and the skunks. :))

⋆ Lucky Notebook: This is rly expensive for a notebook imo but they seem like really nice quality and all the ones I've seen are adorable!! This is a hardcover notebook with blank pages and the cover is a cute little cat!!

⋆ Djungkelskog: I love him and you probably love him too bc imo everyone loves him. The icon.

⋆ Locket: Matching lockets with my boyfriend!! It's silver and has a moon and stars, to represent us :).

⋆ Chococat Plush Tote Bag: I just think it's cute, and again, chococat is my favorite.

⋆ Boa Concert Tickets: For me and my bf to see Boa in orlando :)))

⋆ Clinique Black Honey: ...

⋆ American Beauty Signed Screenplay: My favorite movie!!

⋆ Black Velvet Heels: These are so cute, I'd be getting them with the spide charm on the side!

⋆ Circus Fantasy by Britney Spears: One of my dream perfumes. According to Fragrantica, main accords in order = sweet, floral, fruity, vanilla, powdery. top notes = raspberry, sugar, apricot blossom. middle notes = orchid, peony, water lily. base notes = sweet notes, vanilla, musk, violet, woody notes.

⋆ Tampons: This is a big pack so it would last me a while and still be relatively inexpensive in terms of gifts. This would also be useful because even though I live at home I buy my own tampons, so I ask for this every year :)

⋆ Moon Hoop Earrings: These are the prettiest earrings I think I have ever seen. Absolutely jaw-droppingly gorgeous.

⋆ Swan Ballet Hair Brush: From Flower Knows, I'm also in dire need of a new hairbrush and this one is gorgeous.

⋆ Hair Dryer and DIffuser: I don't have either and I'm trying to start making my hair look better.

⋆ Morning Affirmations Mug: By Moonkissed collective, pretty and funny. Says: I am never stressed out by anything ever - nobody is mad at me - i have beautiful friends and we take beautiful pictures - i love checking my bank balance - i am a fairy and so everything in my life is a fairytale - i have not missed out on anything fun lately - i don't even know what bpd is - the outfits i imagine as look as good when i try them on - i am uncancellable - life is perfect and nothing haunts me.

⋆ Adios and Ciao Ciao Blind Box: Made by Tokidoki, fetures a grim reaper couple, one with a pink hood and the other with a black hood. My bf loves grim reapers so it would remind me of us <3.

⋆ Candy Cane Kiss Candle: Made by Goosecreek so supposedly a really good candle. Peppermint scents are my favorite for the wintertime and the candle itself is pink and cute so I love it. I've also just gotten into candles more lately and the ones I already own are quickly running out.

⋆ Hanamaruobake Hair Cips: From the offical Sanrio online store, this is a sanrio character now being sold for the second time ever and I need more hair cips anyways. I think it is super super cute but my mom said it has jigsaw vibes </3

⋆ Snowflake Shaped Peppermint Patties: My favorite candy, especially during Christmas. Snowflakes are one of my favorite winter motifs too, so it's just cute to me all around!

[jaymesbuckman]

[sga-owns-my-soul]

13, 16, and 21 for the weirdly specific asks!

weirdly specific asks

13- First thing you're doing in the purge?

uhhh idk i wanna say arson or something fun but realistically i'll have too much anxiety to leave my house and i'll be crying in my closet waiting for it to be over 😂

16- Thoughts on mint chocolate chip?

she fucking slaps and anyone who's a hater can unfollow bc we are mint chocolate chip STANS out here babes she is perfect and can do no wrong 😌😍

21- A number that weirds you out?

uhhh... none? really? i mean numbers in general annoy me bc i'm bad with them and complex math gives me a headache but i wouldn't really say i'm weirded out by any specific numbers

[cinderblockscanfly]

No one understands the turf wars of Girl Scout Cookie sales like I do. Me, and the rest of the troops. We served in those goddamn trenches.

Also Girl Scouts caused my fear of rice. It’s also probably why I’m gay.

[brittcbeast]

I am so proud of this Girl Scout troop! And I am so proud to be part of an organization that supports ALL girls and works to make scouting accessible to all girls.

Where to get your Girl Scout Cookies:

Just a reminder that if you are someone who wants to eat Girl Scout Cookies, and you don't have local Girl Scouts to buy them from, and you are realising you can just go online and get them from the Internet, Troop 6000 is...

"...a first-of-its-kind program designed to serve families living in temporary housing in the New York City shelter system.

"Each week, Girl Scouts meet in shelters across the city to take part in activities that help them make new friends, earn badges, and learn to see themselves as leaders. All fees, uniforms, trips, and program materials are provided at no cost.

"As a permanent fixture of the program, we also established the Troop 6000 Transition Initiative, which supports Girl Scouts and their families as they transition to permanent housing. The average stay for a family in a city shelter is 18 months. Remaining connected to the community and opportunities introduced to them through Troop 6000 can help facilitate a successful transition for girls and young people, and it is essential they continue to receive the financial support that allows them to do so."

Click on the link to learn about it and order cookies.

[jackhasfallenx2]

You can sometimes find unopened boxes of mint cookies out in the wilderness.

[delirious-donna]

tw: kento x female reader, breeding, kitchen sex (because when is that not hot?), kento speaking his mind (yeah it’s filthy 🫦)

Kento found you in the kitchen, guided to you by the sweet lilt of the tune you were absently humming. He loosened the knot of his tie and rolled the sleeves of his dress shirt to his elbows, exposing the corded muscles in his forearms.

Everything was right with the world once he had returned to your warm presence. Nothing could sour his mood now that he was home, and he watched from the doorway as you prepared cookies for baking, leaning against the frame with arms crossed and his cock twitching to life.

It was amazing how the tiredness, that only moments ago had pressed against his eyes, lifted as he admired your figure. The summer dress that showed off the plush of your thighs and thin straps that would be far too easy to push down to reveal your beautiful breasts.

You really were perfect for him. Nanami knew you would be a wonderful mother, but that thought startled him as he had not thought himself ready for such responsibility—not yet.

… but maybe?

How could he deny the pleasure thrumming through his body when he thought of you round with his child? His cock strained painfully against his expensive tailored trousers and a sudden tightness forced his balls to draw up, ready and aching.

It only took three strides and he was behind you. You startled with a high-pitched yelp at his unexpectedly sudden presence, jumping in the heat of his body as he crowded you against the counter without uttering a single word. His strong capable hands made hasty work of pressing beneath your dress to find the waist of your underwear, tugging them down until they pooled around your bare feet on the floor.

“Kento!” you giggled, slapping playfully at his hands, but he was not to be dissuaded and you weren’t really putting up any resistance. There was an urgency that surrounded him—thick and consuming. The air seemed to ripple with tiny vibrations that had not been there moments earlier and you eased into the sensations like sinking into a perfectly hot bath.

His strong forearms flexed as he pawed and massaged your breasts through the thin material of your dress, pinching at your budding nipples until you were fervently grinding against his prominent erection.

You barely had time to draw breath as the sound of his belt being unbuckled was followed by the drag of metal teeth being eased apart. Kento’s cologne enveloped your senses, the familiar warm notes tickling your nose and had you reaching back a hand to thread your fingers through his perfectly parted hair. Your toes curl against the tiled floor, expectation bubbling low and hot in your belly.

“I’m a lucky man,” he murmured into the soft curve of your neck. His lips left wet spots in a pattern only known to him, sucking marks that he would later finger and examine with that faint little smile that never failed to make your heart stutter in your chest.

“Then I’m a lucky woman,” you countered, ending on a gasp when the straps of your dress eased off your shoulders and fell to your elbows.

Kento hummed. His brain couldn’t stop conjuring the image of you growing with his seed, of the glow that would accompany such a venture and the flutter of kicks he would feel when laying his palms over your stomach. You stilled; the gears in your head whirring when he touched your belly and his hips rutted forward to saw the thick impression of his cock through the cleft of your backside.

“Spread your legs for me, sweetheart. That’s it… good girl.”

The skirt of your dress lifted to reveal your bare behind, forcing you to brace a hand atop the counter and you twisted your head to watch as he pulled the weight of his cock free from his underwear, purple and leaking fat pearls of precum. Your mouth watered, jaw falling slack when his fingers trailed the length of your slit, thumb rubbing gentle circles atop your throbbing clit. Kento pumped his impressive length, once twice, but he was more than ready to be accepted by your body.

The height difference made it a little awkward but Kento was a man on a mission, widening his stance and bending his knees until he notched at the flexing entrance of your cunt and pushed in on a grunt of exaltation. A shudder rippled down his spine, his teeth set whilst he fought the primal urge to let go immediately. He was wound nearly to breaking point with the need to pump his load into you and keep it there, but the fraying strands of his manners persisted.

Your toes barely touched the floor as he forced you to bend against the counter, your face right next to the sheet of cookies you had been ready to bake. The stretch of his girth made you hiss and writhe like a snake but he held you firm until he could bottom out and soothe the burning need you both felt.

Kento was still, his chest heaved as he fought down the urge to pound you stupid until your cunt was drooling on the floor and saliva pooled from your mouth.

“I think it’s about time I bred this sweet little pussy. Don’t you think, sweetheart?”

“Kento!”

He threw back his head; the rhythmic clench of your velvet walls betraying the shock of your voice. He smiled into your hair, kneading the fat of your breasts with rough hands and pistoned his hips harder and faster.

“Mm, I thought so. Let’s see how many loads you can take tonight. Then we can start all over again in the morning…”

[mooncustafer]

Clip at the top of the post is indeed from the NFB short George and Rosemary— it’s actually a fairly minor (though delightful) moment from the cartoon (personally I’m disappointed it cuts off before the appearance of the two punk rockers who call out a cheery “Evening, Mr. Edgecombe!” before George finally emerges from his hiding-place behind the telephone pole).

[kissyrafe]

christmas eve with rafe

cw: smut, fem!reader, rough sex, usage of the words "daddy", unprotected p in v sex (not proofread!!!)

notes: just spreading the holiday cheer! also first post so nervous

"can you please just tell me? pleeaseee..." you whined, shaking at the nicely wrapped presents underneath the tree, dying with anticipation. rafe let out a small chuckle "come on baby, it'll ruin the fun," his large hand pressed against your back, rubbing it in small circular motions. "jus' wait 'til the morning, then we can open our presents together." he spoke softly, enjoying the torture you were in.

"okay... but i better see uggs first thing in the morning." you let out a bratty sigh, placing the present back where it belonged.

you sat on the island's marble countertop in your cotton shorts, licking the cookie batter off of the holiday-themed spatula while rafe continued reading the next step on his phone. "okay so, i think we need to-" he rubbed his flour-covered fingers with his forehead before walking over to where you sat "y/n, stop eating the cookie dough." now standing right in front of you, he took the bowl, placing it down to your side. "no, you're not my father." you let out a small giggle before draping your arms over his shoulders as to not contaminate rafe's clothes with your hands that were covered in cookie dough ingredients. "oh? what about all those times in bed you called me, what was it, daddy?" his lips curled into a smug smirk, squinting his eyes at you teasingly. "shut up." you kissed rafe before he could say anything else, his hands landed on your hips, rubbing them tenderly. "y'know, you've been such a little brat today..." he murmured against your skin "from the presents 'til now," rafe's lips traveled down to your necks, nipping on your skin as he went, "i don't know what i should do with you."

you were currently bent over, your mouth hung agape, grunts and small moans flowing through with every thrust. your skin sunk into the cold marble, weak hands gripping the bowl and whisk as you stirred slowly with the help of rafe, too distracted by what was happening behind you. "c'mon baby, you got this." rafe whispered in your ear, his cock sinking into oh so slowly as he guided your hands. "p-please..." you managed to whimper out of your pathetic mouth, eyes shut. he was being so cruel.

"please what?" he teased you again, trying to draw an answer out of you, knowing damn well what you want. "please rafe, ah!⏤ daddy..." a particularly sharp thrust made your body jolt as you heard rafe give a dry chuckle. "go... faster," was all you could plead in this agonizing pleasure. he let out a small hum before biding to your demand, picking up his pace.

rafe was enjoying all of this. seeing you all needy and frustrated made him pity you in a sense, but he took amusement. after all, you deserve it. maybe it was the holiday feels or whatever, but you seemed to be so impatient today and wouldn't listen. rafe needed to teach you.

sounds of skin slapping and metal tapping mixed with each other as rafe fucked you at a relentless pace. by now, the cookies were forgotten as the only thing either of you cared about was how his cock slid against your tight and warm walls. your hands held onto the sides of the counter as you tried to steady yourself under your haze of pleasure. rafe fisted your hair, holding your head up as drool came from the corners of your mouth, dripping down to the counter. his other hand kneaded your plush vanilla-scented skin. "shit baby, pussy s' good," rafe's honey voice filled your ears, "uh⏤mmm..." was the only way you could respond as you couldn't even form words anymore. he tugged on your hair, pulling it to the side as he made you face him. "what's that? are you seriously fucked stupid by my dick?" rafe said in a smug tone, lovin' this all too much.

"come on pretty girl, use that sweet voice of yours and talk to me." he asked, his hand moving to hold your face, squeezing your cheeks in his calloused palm. "y-yes..." you softly moaned out, biting the inside of your mouth to hold back from making too much noise. "have you learned your lesson yet, huh?" rafe asked, feeling as though you were reaching your high from your moans alone. he just knew you and your body too well. you nodded frantically, begging for him to let you come. "please rafe... i'll be good⏤ promise!" your eyes opened a slight, looking at rafe's pleased expression. "c-cumming, rafe!" you shut your eyes again as your orgasm hit you, limbs weak. his dick guided you both through your euphoria, and rafe's high came soon after. "fuck, baby... you're so⏤" was followed by a stutter of thrusts and grunts from rafe, his hips snapping against your ass while spurts of hot cum filled you up.

you both are breathing heavily, and no words are exchanged after riding out your orgasms. rafe slowly pulled out of you, his cum leaking out with it. opening your eyes again, you see him with droplets of sweat hanging from his neck and forehead. turning around while maintaining eye contact, rafe plants a kiss on your plump lips.

"wanna get back to baking?"

[kissitbttr]

frat!sukuna is a fucking asshole

he rolls his eyes each time you confront him about his alcohol consumption and weekend parties. demanded you to stay out of his way because he doesn’t belong to you and vice versa. so he’s free to do whatever he wants

frat!sukuna is a fucking asshole

who goes to classes whenever he pleases, ignoring your advice about taking care of his grades because you want to see him excel in everything. not just football. he refuses to have you mentor him because he doesn’t want to be babied

frat!sukuna is a fucking asshole

who throws or give away every cookie and home cooked meals you make for him for lunch. he hates the little notes you give him, so he crumples the papers and put it in a bin. he hates how you smile each time you see him on hallways or campus park, calling by his nickname ‘kuna!’ it’s so embarrassing. jesus, can you shut the fuck up?!

frat!sukuna is a fucking asshole

who flirts with girls during parties and classes, inviting them over to have sex despite knowing how you feel about him. what the two of you have is a casual thing, he’s not your boyfriend! so why should he gives a shit about you crying when you see him holding a girl’s hand, guiding her upstairs.

frat!sukuna is a fucking asshole

who promises that he’ll change as long as you stay the night after a fuck session. he break down your walls by giving you an aftercare and a glass of water. he lets you cuddle into his chest and kisses the top of your head… only to kick you out the next morning because he’s seeing yorozu and he doesn’t want you around.

frat!sukuna is a fucking asshole

who pretends like he doesn’t know you exist except when he’s hitting you up late at night. smirking to himself at just how easy it is for you to respond immediately. god, it’s too easy.

frat!sukuna is a fucking asshole

who’s expression remains stoic when you pour your heart out to him… telling him how much you want to be his despite everything that he did to you. all because you are certain that he cares about you. but he denies it. telling you to fuck off because he doesn’t want you beyond sex. so either you stay as his fuck buddy or leave.

frat!sukuna is a fucking asshole

who throws a party thirty minutes after you left crying from his room. shrugging it off and decides he’s going to fuck different girls that night by the help of his friends. gojo and geto.

frat!sukuna is a fucking asshole

who feels like something is wrong not having you by his side. it has been weeks that you left and he hasn’t seen you a lot on campus. discreetly trying to find you through your friends, the classes you’re taking, even stalk through your social medias. only to find you have already blocked him out of your life.

frat!sukuna is a fucking asshole

who sees you at the campus park after going missing from his life. you were wearing a smile that he finds so pretty annoying and a look of glow that he has never seen before. you were laughing with your friends and your hand was… wait a minute…

gojo satoru?!

frat!sukuna is an asshole

who marches to gojo after practice and punch him straight into his jaw until he tumbles. yelling at the white haired man for stealing you away when he was supposed to be sukuna’s best friend. how long has its been going on? when did you guys meet? are you two dating already?

gojo doesn’t care. he doesn’t care about being sukuna’s best friend. all he cares about is you. the sweet gorgeous girl who he had his eyes on throughout junior year. even during the times you were hooking up with sukuna… he still has his eyes on you.

and gojo loves you. dear god, he loves you. there is nothing in this world he wouldn’t give.

frat!sukuna is a fucking asshole

who quiets down when gojo admits his feelings about you. because he could treat you better than that pink haired bastard who doesn’t care about you. because gojo notices everything. he notices the food that you cooked, the notes, the nickname, the coddling, the sweet cheery voice when you see sukuna… what kind of man would give that up?

you have so many flowers to receive and gojo is not going to miss out on that chance to hand them to you.

and sukuna releases his grip around gojo’s collar, backing away from the man without another word and out of the locker room. frustrated with himself and curses himself in the head for being this way.

frat!sukuna is an asshole…

…who’s too late to say he actually fucking loves you

[starkeyisthelastname]

Could you maybe write about trailer park Rafe teaching reader how to suck cock?

teaching you dirty things is his favorite 👅

Rafe couldn’t help but let out a small amused chuckle as he watched you try and fit his fat cock in your mouth. Your full lips stretched around his thick length, doing your best to move your head up and down like he had told you to. You let out a small gag, that he couldn’t help but find adorable as you struggled to take him. He let you pull back, a dirty smirk on his face as you coughed cutely.

“What’s wrong sugar? Can’t swallow a grown man’s cock?” His deep voice gruff as he saw the pout on your full lips. The way you looked on your knees in his filthy trailer, gorgeous tits falling out of that pretty pink dress, eyes wide and full of innocence like the sweet doll you were. It had his smirk turning into something much more sinister, his rough hand coming to yank at your silky locks. “Oh sweet baby, that’s just tough. Ain’t it?”

He pushed your head back down to watch those swollen lips wrap around his cock once more. You were determined to make him proud as he was being such a good teacher, showing you all these new things that you had never experienced in your sheltered life. He was so big though and you were having trouble taking him down your throat. It didn’t help that you were clenching around nothing either, your poor pathetic cunt drooling onto the tattered old carpet from having dick in your mouth for the first time.

He wrapped your hair around his fist, using it to guide your head up and down at the pace he wanted his cock sucked. “There ya go babydoll. Gotta teach my little slut the proper way to suck dick, huh?” He asked, his jaw going slack as you looked up at him with those big eyes and long lashes. You nodded the best you could, a garbled yes coming out as you spoke around a mouth full.

Oh how his little sugary sweet cookie baking trailer park whore was turning out to be such a good girl. The small gags and noises were music to his ears, and it only had him wanting to ruin your innocence even more. “Gonna be such a good pretty little cocksucker for daddy.” His tone a sweet one to mock you. He shoved your head down while thrusting his toned hips upwards at a brutal pace to leave you a gagging mess until he was spraying your throat with hot cum.