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Girl Genius Event Week - 2023
Dates: May 21st-27th
There are three prompts every day, organized as "Character Group :: Trope :: AU"
Each is an option for the day. They can be combined, or done separately.
May 21 - Parent Generation :: Body Swap :: Soulmate AU May 22 - Main Trio :: Kidnapping Fic :: Modern/Near-Modern AU May 23 - Jagerkin :: Arranged Marriage :: Crossovers May 24 - Fighting Girls Tea and Cake Society :: Costume or Fancy Dress :: Role/Age/Generation Swap May 25 - Muses :: Kid Fic :: Human-Animal Hybrid AU May 26 - Foreign Rulers :: Cake (Cheese, Beef, or Literal) :: Genre AU May 27 - OCs and Commoners of Europa :: Time Travel :: Villain AU
How does this work?
I provide a set of prompts for each day of the event week. You can choose one or more prompts, and then you base a fanwork on that prompt. If you want to combine prompts, or make multiple pieces to contrast prompts, then you can do so.
How do I post?
Post your work or a link to your work (for fics hosted on AO3) on tumblr, and tag it #girl genius event week. You will also tag @girlgeniusevents in the body of the post. I will then reblog it to share with the other participants.
Do not post before the day of the prompt. Late posts are accepted. If I do not reblog your post within 36 hours, contact me.
Are there any limitations?
Please do not submit nsfw if you are a minor. Please provide warnings for fics with sensitive content, and tag appropriately. Please do not bash ships or characters.
Am I supposed to interpret the prompts any specific way?
Nope! So long as it’s Girl Genius and relates to the prompt somehow, feel free to go wild.
I don’t understand what this particular prompt is supposed to mean.
I had to shorten a few to make them snappy, so here's some clarification!
Parent Generation: Bill, Lucrezia, and Klaus's generation. Includes Barry, Aaronev, etc.
Near-Modern AU: a recent history AU (e.g. an eighties AU) that is lacking in canon fantasy elements... or a modern AU with non-canon fantastical elements, like an urban fantasy. (Or you can just stick with a real world modern AU! There's plenty of interesting work to be done there, too.)
Fighting Girls Tea and Cake Society: the canon nickname for Zeetha, Violetta, and Bang as a trio
Kid Fic: Could be a flashback to when they were kids. Could be de-aging. Could be about their children, a few years into the future. Go nuts.
Foreign Rulers: Albia, Voltaire, Zantabraxus, and so on. If they aren't inside Wulfenbach territory, they count.
Genre AU: Doing a genre fiction story about canon. GG covers plenty of genres in a mix, but a Genre AU would be dedicated to one specific genre that isn't GG's main. For instance, if you wanted to do a film noir AU, you could do a standard film noir setting with GG characters, or you could do something more like the Ivo Sharktooth comic.
Cheesecake/Beefcake: Cheesecake is pin-up style sexy ladies. Beefcake is pin-up style sexy dudes. Phil draws a lot of these, so the prompts are in honor of that. If you aren’t in the mood to draw or write something relating to sexy people, then we also have the option of literal cake.
OCs and Commoners of Europa: Originally, this was just the Circus, but I've expanded it to cover more. Show us your Original Characters, or just write about someone who's living their life outside the plot.
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Love how Draco goes from desperate pining mess to overconfident smug prat in .0001 seconds once it finally clicks that Hermione fancies him back
draco at the end of chapter 63: i'm miserable. i'm worthless. i'm unlovable. no one look at me. my life has no meaning and my friends only claim to desire my presence as feeble gestures of pity and charity. hermione probably wants me dead.
draco at the end of chapter 64: I Am Your God And None Of You Fuckers Can Take Me
#greenteacup asks#lionheart spoilers#literally insufferable man. annoying ass <3#no wonder hermione repressed that shit smh imagine your best friend is already the smuggest cockiest guy you know#and then he finds out you (teenage girl genius love of his life) LIKE him? like LIKE like him?#it's over. it's done. his ego's hit the event horizon it's never coming back
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I so DESPERATELY want to see Gkika and Khrizhan interact. They've got a thing. I know they've got a thing. There's a story there. What is it.
I AM ASKING.
#girl genius#i want to know the event that resulted in khrizhan having to run buck nude through the tunnels of Mechanicsburg#what did gkika do to that old man#audrey talks
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I am absolutely loving the Dreen reveal in the current arc, because all of the information we are getting makes me believe that these creatures are actually Player Characters entering the GG universe to dungeon crawl in the same way that we play MMOs. From the perspective of an NPC, it is totally believable that these freaky beings pop in and out of the timeline as a "normal person" perceive it. Much like comic books and as explored in Watchman, the reader/player can drop into the game and story at any point (especially true for MMOs compared to other more-linear styles of games), and we have witnessed the Dreen do that .
Specifically, and I'm biased because it is the MMO that I played the longest and thus have the best familiarity with, I think the Foglios are making some great classic World of Warcraft references. Thotep talking about "murder hobos" is pretty generic gaming, but 40 of them? Classic WoW 40 mans! Similarly, Gil talking about how the Dreen worked for the empire, didn't say much, were given tasks and just did them - side quests! And then there is today's page:
This is such a great way to describe what a raid does of setting up positions, discussing tactics right in front of a boss before pulling aggro. And mounting it at the gates of the capital? What, like the head of Onyxia?!
(Though I played Horde, so her head [along with Nefarian, her brother, when that raid was completed, but it was far less frequent to see] was on a large pole in Orgrimmar.) And it was epic! Literaly, the rewards you received were Epic-level (purple grade).
I am very happy to go down these memories again in one of my favorite web comics!
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For Girl Genius Event Week day 1, Parent Generation, I finally got around to scanning the cover of this paperback I found in a discount bin hahaha just kidding I made this. I've wanted to do a Heterodyne Boys pulp-style cover for a while! Heavily styled after the Hardy Boys, who were always in the foreground pointing at things in the mid- or background, and referenced against the extensive collection at @pulpcovers. The art is acrylics on canvasboard; the lettering and weathering are digital.
Ask me about the fonts. "The-?" THANK YOU FOR YOUR INTEREST, all of the lettering was drawn by hand! (Except the watermark.) This made the process much slower but was more fun for me. If you ever need to hire someone to design a logo....call me.
Sorry it's late, @girlgeniusevents!
Do you see these pulp heroes? Do you like them? Do you promise to love them? The pulp heroes are now in a deconstructive lastgen tragedy.
#i'll add unweathered and bare art versions in a bit#girl genius#girl genius event week#scribbles by the proprietor
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@girlgeniusevents theme week day 3: jagers
I don't draw jagers enough. Or bears
No dialogue version under the cut
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Girl Genius event week day 2: Main Trio, near-modern AU(kinda)
It’s Cyberpunk gg!
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#girl genius event week#girl genius#agatha heterodyne#gilgamesh wulfenbach#tarvek sturmvoraus#ot3#cyberpunk
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I am a fucking artist.
@girlgeniusevents Day Three: Jagerkin & Crossover
wayne just has absolute jäger energy.
in the middle of a fight he stops to shop clothes off the guy he defeated
he believes in hats
his relationship with hats is unmatchable
book 1 plot is he loses his hat and tries to get it back
he's undyingly loyal
eager for a fight
knows how to start a bar fight
brawler in an age where there's shooty things
thinks getting shot at is a form of affection
absolutely would go up to someone and say "nize hat" (and eat it off their head)
inspired by one of my favorite panels of girl genius.
oh, and if they weren't stick figures, wax would be pulling him back by his suspenders.
#mistborn era two#wax and wayne#cosmere#wayne terrisborn#girl genius#girl genius event week#day three#jagerkin#crossover#this is probably not what was meant by crossover#but wayne is such jager energy#hats are the most important words a man can find#shadows of self#hoid#cremposting#i have an entire wayne gets adopted by jagers crossover that maybe one person is aaking for#really this is my propaganda campaign for gg people to learn about wayne#also book 1 is sort of actually book 4 ... so it's an investment to get to know wayne unfortunately#waxillium ladrian#shavynel scribbles
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Buildup for Big 'Ol Fight detected!
not sure where 'trying to re-program' falls on the 'treating as something like a person' though- probably not as morally good as would be ideal but maybe higher than outright killing her??
#girl genius#page react#late on this one it's fine#I guess?? it's Probably good???#Not sure this is a good idea in general- still in favor of isolating her outside the main time event#dealing with her In Situ just seems risky is all....
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Girl Genius Week Day 1: Bodyswap/Soulmates
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“He always was a sentimental one, dear Clemethious.”
Agatha sighed. The sound was bizarre, in Gil’s voice. “You’re telling me that soulmates are real.”
“Yes, Mistress,” the Castle said.
“And one of my ancestors discovered them.”
“Naturally, Mistress!” the Castle said in a voice as though anyone else could.
“And invented some sort of... substance, which makes you switch bodies with yours.” Her hair - Gil’s hair - was covered in bright red goo and increasingly sticky. Looking at the others, they weren’t much better. Tarvek was making a face in Agatha’s own body as he wiped... their glasses?, while Gil fiddled with his/Tarvek’s hair. “Which he weaponized.”
“Of course, Mistress. The disorientation alone would be invaluable!”
Agatha groaned. She was starting to see why none of her ancestors had ever tried a spring cleaning project like this. She gestured to the bucket over the door. “Weren’t you going to warn me before I walked into any traps?” The Castle just cackled. Of course. The better to produce an heir, she was sure.
“It probably just switches bodies with whoever’s nearby,” Gil says. “I mean - you I can see, Agatha -”
“Thank you.”
“- But him?!” He gestured to Tarvek, which meant he was gesturing to Agatha’s body. “There’s no way we’re soulmates!”
“Oh, you’re not the first ones, of course. One of Clemethious’s test subjects found herself in Holfung-Borzoi! The new blood was an... interesting addition, to be sure, when she finally made her way back to her body.”
“Meaning, much as it pains me to admit, we’re clearly both Agatha’s soulmates,” Tarvek said. “This is just... some way to square the triangle problem.”
Agatha had some doubts, herself. Still, now was hardly the time for it. “Did Clemethious make a way to turn us back, too?”
“Naturally. I would hardly let my Heterodyne remain in some other body forever, even for your consorts,” the Castle said. “It should be... hm.”
Of course it didn’t remember. “Let’s start with the lab, then. We’ll probably be here a while.”
It could have been worse, though. There were far worse traps in the Castle. Besides, they could have found this their first time around.
#girl genius#girl genius event week#the rest is pointless#this just felt like the sort of thing that a Heterodyne would create on a random whim
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From Albia with "Love"
It is an undeniable truth that Albia has a sense of humor. It is also undeniable that Albia acts with a sense of impunity because, as far as anyone knows, she is the only God-Queen left, and mere mortals have a difficult time getting her to play by their rules, let alone attempt to have any accountability.
Trelawney Thorpe likes to open her mail carefully in the event of any surprises, especially when anything is postmarked as being from Albia. It was a lesson learned the hard way. When your employer’s a millennia-old God-Queen, you have to get use to dangerous things (like, say, a cursed amulet) getting sent to your door, because of course you’ll be able to deal with it before your morning cuppa, right? Spark of the Realm and all that?
Trelawney sometimes wishes she could quit her job. She was getting jealous of the celebrity Tarvek Sturmvoraus, who just gadded about as he pleased, being a spark and saving the day and, yes, occasionally getting into trouble. For the head fashion designer of the Storm King brand, he was quite roguish — and she likes that about him.
She likes that about all of his jet-setting crowd, she can’t deny that. She likes the Gilgamesh Wulfenbach candid photos where he’s caught in dubious situations and he can’t worm his way out of it, so he just gives the camera that deadpan libertine stare of his, suit jacket hung over one shoulder only. She likes reading the Agatha Heterodyne arrest reports from each time she goes full madgirl. Agatha, Gil, and Tarvek, toasting on the runway and on the runway. She likes — and hates that she likes — that they’re all power brokers, each in their own way.
Albia knows about the folder on Trelawney’s phone labelled “Gil” that’s mostly a collection of the most roguish photos of Gil, outside the notorious nightclubs of Paris and the shadiest bars in New York, the sleaziest pubs in London and the most dubious casino backrooms of Monaco. Albia also knows that Gil is wanted by the police for questioning in an investigation into the murder of Omar von Zinzer. Albia, eternally wise, knows that Trelawney capturing Gil would greatly bolster Trelawney’s career, which is slightly stagnating after the Budapest debacle.
(What Albia doesn’t know is that Trelawney has matching folders for Agatha and Tarvek, that technically Agatha is more responsible for von Zinzer’s death than anyone else still alive, and that Trelawney really, really, really wants to quit.)
At 09:00 GMT on 20 May, Gilgamesh “Gil” Wulfenbach is spotted leaving a party in the Beverly Hills area of Los Angeles, looking severely and abnormally intoxicated.
At 20:00 GMT on 20 May, a British military flight from Los Angeles lands at Chequers.
At 01:24 GMT on 21 May, Bangladesh “Bang” DuPree, a Silicon Valley exec, reports Gil Wulfenbach missing after he failed to show up to a lunch meeting and she was unable to contact him. She is told to call again when he’s been gone for 48 hours.
At 01:47 GMT on 21 May, Agatha Heterodyne reports Gil Wulfenbach missing after he failed to return to their luxury estate in Montecito after the party. She is told to call again when he’s been gone for 48 hours and a partial transcript of her call is leaked, turning her into the front page of the next day’s tabloids.
At 06:28 GMT on 21 May, a package is dropped off at Trelawney Thorpe’s Ealing apartment, postmarked from Chequers. She moves it inside but does not open it, instead choosing to leave for her job as an MI5 analyst.
At 07:13 GMT on 21 May, the business magnate Klaus Wulfenbach is interrupted during a late-afternoon meeting in Hong Kong by a call from Bang DuPree that notifies him of his son’s disappearance.
At 07:19 GMT on 21 May, Tarvek Sturmvoraus listens to a voicemail left by Agatha Heterodyne while in Lagos, preparing for a semi-major fashion show.
At 07:25 GMT on 21 May, Violetta Mondarev, an angel investor, receives a text from Tarvek Sturmvoraus and immediately books a private jet from Sofia to Paris.
At 07:33 GMT on 21 May, Xerxesphina “Seffie” von Blitzengaard, an influencer currently based in Milan, reads a screenshot of Tarvek Sturmvoraus’s text to Violetta Mondarev, sent to her by her close friend and personal self-help guru Sparafucile.
At 07:46 GMT on 21 May, Colette Voltaire, president of France, is called by Seffie von Blitzengaard during a national security meeting. She hangs up but promises to call back.
At 08:00 GMT on 21 May, Colette Voltaire calls Seffie von Blitzengaard back.
At 08:27 GMT on 21 May, Sparafucile takes a flight from Milan to Los Angeles.
At 09:01 GMT on 21 May, a very stressed Tarvek Sturmvoraus gets off the phone with Agatha Heterodyne and creates a WhatsApp group composed of himself, Agatha Heterodyne, Bang DuPree, Klaus Wulfenbach, Violetta Mondarev, Seffie von Blitzengaard, Sparafucile, Colette Voltaire, and Gil Wulfenbach’s right hand man, Ardsley Wooster.
At 09:06 GMT on 21 May, the WhatsApp group reaches the consensus that they will not find Gil Wulfenbach anytime in the next few hours. They collectively agree to take the search down a notch and amp it up once Bang DuPree and Agatha Heterodyne are able to report Gil Wulfenbach missing.
At 09:07 GMT on 21 May, Ardsley Wooster, an MI6 agent, texts his handler to make them aware of the current status of the Gil Wulfenbach situation and make sure that Queen Albia didn’t have anything to do with it.
At 09:09 GMT on 21 May, Ardsley Wooster texts his friend Trelawney Thorpe.
At 11:02 GMT on 21 May, Violetta Mondarev lands in Paris.
At 11:15 GMT on 21 May, Klaus Wulfenbach hosts a press conference in Hong Kong about his missing son, calling for his safe return.
At 11:17 GMT on 21 May, screenshots of text messages between Tarvek Sturmvoraus and Gil Wulfenbach are leaked to the tabloids.
At 11:23 GMT on 21 May, the article “Gilvek: Fact of Fiction?” is posted online, along with an accompanying quiz called “Who Said It?: Twilight, the Bard, or Gilvek?” that gives readers quotes from the leaked Tarvek Sturmvoraus-Gil Wulfenbach texts, the Twilight series, and Shakespeare plays.
At 11:36 GMT on 21 May, Tarvek Sturmvoraus takes advantage of the media storm around the leaked text messages to release an appeal he calls “Help Me Find My (and Agatha’s) Boyfriend”. The original video is viewed over 2000 times within fifteen minutes.
At 12:02 GMT on 21 May, Agatha Heterodyne releases her video, “Help Me Find My (and Tarvek’s) Boyfriend”. Her video is viewed over 2500 times withing fifteen minutes.
At 12:14 GMT on 21 May, Klaus Wulfenbach is ambushed by a reporter and admits he did not know that his son was in a polycule with Agatha Heterodyne and Tarvek Sturmvoraus.
At 12:18 GMT on 21 May, the WhatsApp group agrees to a policy of total silence following the debacle that is the tabloids trying to get in on the “Agagilvek” story.
At 12:19 GMT on 21 May, Ardsley Wooster texts Trelawney Thorpe, begging her to check her phone.
At 16:25 GMT on 21 May, Trelawney Thorpe checks her phone and leaves work early.
At 16:45 GMT on 21 May, Trelawney Thorpe arrives at her Ealing apartment.
She enters the flat carefully and gently kicks the box that arrived that morning.
It springs back.
“Bloody hell,” she mutters. She finds the nearest packing knife she has and gently cuts away the tape, taking photos as she goes. If Albia did this… Once she’s cut all the tape away, she opens the lid tenderly, hoping to not be surprised by what’s inside.
She is, of course, surprised, because who else but Albia would send a murder suspect kidnapped in a different country through the Royal Mail to the Spark of the Realm. She regains her composure rather quickly. She can’t do anything while Gil Wulfenbach is still unconscious, so she won’t do anything. She’ll just text Ardsley and hope like crazy that he’ll get here before Gil wakes up, but she knows he’s in New York right now because of course he is, so he probably won’t.
Violetta Mondarev, her one-time-flame, is, however, in Paris (they still share their locations with each other), which is close enough. While Trelawney knows that Letta would still come running if she called, she feels guilty about it. The breakup was… fine, it was just because Trelawney didn’t think she would be able to do long-distance when Letta decided she needed to be based in New York, and since the breakup was on her… Trelawney always hesitates before asking Letta for anything.
Ardsley first. Trelawney texts Ardsley Wooster the photo of Gil in the box with the caption “send help albia’s really done it this time”.
She then overcomes the fear of bothering Letta and calls Violetta Mondarev. Her contact still has a heart in it; Trelawney could never bring herself to get rid of it.
“Letta,” she says when Violetta picks up.
“Hey, Tawny!” Violetta replies, cheerful as ever. It was through Letta that Trelawney had met Tarvek and his group of friends, but Trelawney had never heard Letta as happy around all her friends as she sounded right them. “You need something?”
Trelawney swallowed her pride. “Yes. I… I… I need you to come to my flat as soon as you can. I can’t talk about it on the phone, but Letta, I need you.” Well, that was desperate.
“Okay, Tawny, I’ll be right there. I’m chartering a plane and I’ll get there in two-ish hours, okay? Everything’s going to be fine.” She could hear Letta starting to type on a computer, presumably chartering a jet.
“Thanks, Letta,” she says.
Letta laughs on the other end of the line. “Oh, it’s my pleasure. Look, see you soon, okay? I’ll be there in two hours.”
Trelawney is deprived of the ability to respond by Violetta hanging up the phone.
She paces her flat for two hours, waiting for Gil to wake up (he doesn’t) or Ardsley to respond (he doesn’t, either, because he doesn’t know what to say or who to say it to, and he can’t get over to London fast enough) or just anything at all to happen. She’s fought monsters before, she engineers fantastic contraptions to save the day on a regular basis, she’s the Spark of the Realm, she should be able to deal with anything. It’s just that, well, unconscious Gil Wulfenbach on her living room floor is a little bit outside of her comfort zone.
Violetta Mondarev, true to her word, arrives in two hours. She sees Gil lying on the floor as soon as Trelawney lets her in.
“Tawny… this is an Albia thing again, isn’t it?” She points at Gil, who’s beginning to stir a tiny bit.
Trelawney nods.
“And you called me because I’m adjacent to the Agagilvek jet-setting crew, so I’d be more able to deal with this than you?”
“Letta, I’m translucent when it comes to you,” Trelawney tries to laugh.
Violetta grins. “Oh, Tawny…” They both get lost in each other’s eyes for a few minutes.
“Ladies. What.” Gil’s voice comes up from the floor.
“Oh good, you’re awake,” Trelawney says.
“Where am I?” Gil asks.
Violetta smirks. “The floor of Trelawney Thorpe’s Ealing flat, exactly where Albia sent you.”
“Uh, I’m wanted for murder here, aren’t I?” His face is a perfect specimen of horror.
“Technically, just for questioning,” Trelawney rolls her eyes.
“And so what are we going to do?” He asks. “I don’t know about you, but I’m personally not a fan of being questioned by British police.”
“That’s unavoidable,” Violetta says. “Look, I’m going to call Agatha and Tarvek and tell them to get their butts over here, since you three were involved in that whole von Zinzer disaster. Once they’re here, Trelawney will turn you over. Klaus’ll have a panic attack and Trelawney will come clean about Albia ordering your kidnapping, okay?”
“That’s… surprisingly amenable for one of Tarvek’s Smoke Knights,” Gil says.
Violetta grins. “Tawny, you on board?”
“Yep,” Trelawney says.
Six months later, Agatha Heterodyne is throwing the party of the century in an Irish castle she somehow owns, celebrating the conclusion of the von Zinzer murder trial and the acquittal of Gil Wulfenbach. Trelawney Thorpe is there, a minor celebrity in her own right after her fiery resignation letter from her position as Spark of the Realm that had implicated Albia in various illegal acts beyond just kidnapping Gil (Interpol had given her a job offer right after that, but she’d rejected it to take time to decide what she wants to do). She stands off to the side, watching Agatha, Gil, and Tarvek Sturmvoraus lovingly and tenderly interact with each other. Some emotion deep within her is activated.
Letta’s got to be around here somewhere. She passes the buffet table, where Ardsley Wooster has gotten himself into a heated discussion with Sparafucile about where six slices of American bacon and two fried eggs is a good breakfast. Bang DuPree is over by the fountain, fighting with Zeetha Wulfenbach, Gil’s sister and Agatha’s best friend who had just returned from a twelve-month off-the-grid survival adventure with her boyfriend Axel Higgs. Over at the tennis courts, Seffie von Blitzengaard is flirting with Colette Voltaire, who is trying to not get caught in a romantic entanglement with a foreign national by the French media. Klaus Wulfenbach stares pensively into a pond, wondering where exactly everything went so wrong. She walks by Van von Mekkhan, the property manager for much of the Agagilvek set, and Moloch von Zinzer (who, despite Agatha’s involvement in his brother’s death, remains her right-hand man) trying to fix a broken window that had happened when Gil’s latest drone adventure had deviated from the flight plan. Violetta Mondarev is nowhere to be seen.
Trelawney Thorpe turns a corner of a hallway a bit too fast and collides with someone; they both skid on the stone floor, spinning slightly.
Trelawney stands up as soon as she can. “I’m so sorry —”
“Don’t be,” Violetta Mondarev says. “Tawny, I ran into you.”
“Oh, Letta, but I hit you.”
“We both hit each other, and we’ll be here all day if we want to determine whose fault that is.”
“I’d spend all day with you, Letta.”
“If this is your way of hinting to me you want to get back together, yes, Tawny.”
“I don’t care that we’d be long-distance —”
“I’m moving to London.” Violetta smiles. “I’ve been planning it for a while. We won’t be long-distance starting, oh, early next month.”
Trelawney jumps up and hugs Violetta.
“Uh, can I have a little bit less of the suffocation?” Violetta asks, gently prying Trelawny’s arms off her.
“Right, sorry, I forgot,” Trelawney says.
Two years after that, the angel investor marries the MI5 analyst-turned-spy novelist. After they return from their honeymoon, they start opening their wedding presents.
From Agatha Heterodyne, a miniature Fun Sized Mobile Agony and Death Dispenser, with the attached note of “Remember Budapest, when great times were had by all”.
From Tarvek Sturmvoraus, a set of fine linen, embroidered with maps of places that he thought were significant to them.
From Gil Wulfenbach, a cardboard box with the tag “From Albia with ‘Love’” that contained the wedding cake toppers that had mysteriously disappeared after the reception, along with a letter.
Trelawney and Violetta —
Congratulations on the marriage! We’re so happy for you.
Agatha thought you’d like a memento of Budapest, which Tarvek thought was a bit tactless, but in the end, we agreed that it was certainly a memorable time for all. Tarvek went with the linen because — sorry, Trelawney — he didn’t think that the current set you have was very pretty (Gil disagreed, but we’ve all seen that coat of his, so his color sense is automatically disqualified). Gil insisted on stealing the cake toppers and doing this whole thingamajig with the box as his way of (finally) thanking you for dealing with the time Albia kidnapped him. We were all worried sick.
We hope you’ve had a wonderful honeymoon! If you’re not deathly sick of travelling by now, we’d like to invite you to join us in Geneva for the holidays this year.
Your friends,
Agatha & Gil & Tarvek
Read on AO3.
#girl genius#my fanfic#girl genius event week#may 22 prompt#agatha heterodyne#tarvek sturmvoraus#gil wulfenbach#agagilvek#gg ot3#trelawney thorpe#violetta mondarev#trelawney/violetta#potentially evil albia#klaus wulfenbach#bang dupree#seffie von blitzengaard#colette voltaire#sparafucile#ardsley wooster#van and moloch as a cameo#modern au#where most of them are ridiculously wealthy celebs#and the rest of them are in support roles
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My main concern with the bang is whether we'd have enough artists, so if you would like that, please let me know whether you'd be an artist or writer.
* I'd collect a bunch of suggestions, toss them in a random number generator, and 'assign' a few options to people who sign up, and then we see what people come up with.
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Girl Genius (Webcomic) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Agatha Heterodyne/Tarvek Sturmvoraus/Gilgamesh "Gil" Wulfenbach, Agatha Heterodyne/Tarvek Sturmvoraus, Tarvek Sturmvoraus/Gilgamesh "Gil" Wulfenbach Characters: Tarvek Sturmvoraus, Gilgamesh "Gil" Wulfenbach, Agatha Heterodyne, Xerxsephnia "Seffie" von Blitzengaard Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - College/University, Love Confessions, First Kiss Series: Part 2 of Girl Genius Event Week 2023 Summary:
Girl Genius Event Week Day 2: Main Trio::Kidnapping Fic::Modern/Near-Modern AU
In which the author projects the stress of being a fashion design major onto Tarvek.
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Tarvek stumbles to his feet. He cups Gil’s face in his hands tenderly. Gil makes a queer gurgling noise in the back of his throat. Tarvek graciously ignores it.
He says, “If that seam bursts on the runway, no one will find your body.”
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Happy Day 2 @girlgeniusevents! Not quite a kidnapping fic, but I ticked off the other two boxes and projected all of my end-of-semester stress onto Tarvek while doing it.
#girl genius#girl genius fic#girl genius event week#tarvek sturmvoraus#gilgamesh wulfenbach#agatha heterodyne#gg ot3#eli rambles#eli writes
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Girl Genius (Webcomic) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Agatha Heterodyne/Tarvek Sturmvoraus/Gilgamesh "Gil" Wulfenbach, (background) Characters: Original Characters, Barry Heterodyne, Tarvek Sturmvoraus, Gilgamesh "Gil" Wulfenbach, Master Payne (Girl Genius), Countess Marie (Girl Genius), The Professoressa Additional Tags: Time Travel, research papers, Alternate Universe - Villains, irresponsible use of time travel, Sparks being sparks, Girl Genius Event Week 2023 Series: Part 7 of Girl Genius Event Week 2023 Summary:
Girl Genius Event Week 2023 Day 7 Prompts:
Original Characters, Time Travel, Villain Au
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Three students at Transylvania Polygnostic University use time travel to get some primary sources for their research paper.
It dos not go as planned.
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Day 7 and the last of my works for GGEventWeek2023!
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lmao my curiosity got the better of me so i went and checked out the new t*ylor sw*ft song and... jesus christ. this woman must think her life a disney movie or smth with her as the princess that she herself writes soundtracks for
#smth abt her music is so very. blind to literally anything else outside of her own self.#she is a business genius tho bc man. making thousand of girls everywhere get invested in her life/movie#bring in the big fucking bucks now don't they. oof.#like. her IP is capitalizing on these events of her life blown into huge proportions as if it were a fictional narrative.#her fans love this. she ENCOURAGES this. this is how she makes her money.#not only a climate criminal but also a top tier parasocial princess <3#her and her pr team are really fucking shrewd tho i will give her this. she is like. white feminist capitalism incarnate.#but i rest my case.
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