#trelawney/violetta

[aelloposchrysopterus]

From Albia with "Love"

It is an undeniable truth that Albia has a sense of humor. It is also undeniable that Albia acts with a sense of impunity because, as far as anyone knows, she is the only God-Queen left, and mere mortals have a difficult time getting her to play by their rules, let alone attempt to have any accountability.

Trelawney Thorpe likes to open her mail carefully in the event of any surprises, especially when anything is postmarked as being from Albia. It was a lesson learned the hard way. When your employer’s a millennia-old God-Queen, you have to get use to dangerous things (like, say, a cursed amulet) getting sent to your door, because of course you’ll be able to deal with it before your morning cuppa, right? Spark of the Realm and all that?

Trelawney sometimes wishes she could quit her job. She was getting jealous of the celebrity Tarvek Sturmvoraus, who just gadded about as he pleased, being a spark and saving the day and, yes, occasionally getting into trouble. For the head fashion designer of the Storm King brand, he was quite roguish — and she likes that about him.

She likes that about all of his jet-setting crowd, she can’t deny that. She likes the Gilgamesh Wulfenbach candid photos where he’s caught in dubious situations and he can’t worm his way out of it, so he just gives the camera that deadpan libertine stare of his, suit jacket hung over one shoulder only. She likes reading the Agatha Heterodyne arrest reports from each time she goes full madgirl. Agatha, Gil, and Tarvek, toasting on the runway and on the runway. She likes — and hates that she likes — that they’re all power brokers, each in their own way.

Albia knows about the folder on Trelawney’s phone labelled “Gil” that’s mostly a collection of the most roguish photos of Gil, outside the notorious nightclubs of Paris and the shadiest bars in New York, the sleaziest pubs in London and the most dubious casino backrooms of Monaco. Albia also knows that Gil is wanted by the police for questioning in an investigation into the murder of Omar von Zinzer. Albia, eternally wise, knows that Trelawney capturing Gil would greatly bolster Trelawney’s career, which is slightly stagnating after the Budapest debacle.

(What Albia doesn’t know is that Trelawney has matching folders for Agatha and Tarvek, that technically Agatha is more responsible for von Zinzer’s death than anyone else still alive, and that Trelawney really, really, really wants to quit.)

At 09:00 GMT on 20 May, Gilgamesh “Gil” Wulfenbach is spotted leaving a party in the Beverly Hills area of Los Angeles, looking severely and abnormally intoxicated.

At 20:00 GMT on 20 May, a British military flight from Los Angeles lands at Chequers.

At 01:24 GMT on 21 May, Bangladesh “Bang” DuPree, a Silicon Valley exec, reports Gil Wulfenbach missing after he failed to show up to a lunch meeting and she was unable to contact him. She is told to call again when he’s been gone for 48 hours.

At 01:47 GMT on 21 May, Agatha Heterodyne reports Gil Wulfenbach missing after he failed to return to their luxury estate in Montecito after the party. She is told to call again when he’s been gone for 48 hours and a partial transcript of her call is leaked, turning her into the front page of the next day’s tabloids.

At 06:28 GMT on 21 May, a package is dropped off at Trelawney Thorpe’s Ealing apartment, postmarked from Chequers. She moves it inside but does not open it, instead choosing to leave for her job as an MI5 analyst.

At 07:13 GMT on 21 May, the business magnate Klaus Wulfenbach is interrupted during a late-afternoon meeting in Hong Kong by a call from Bang DuPree that notifies him of his son’s disappearance.

At 07:19 GMT on 21 May, Tarvek Sturmvoraus listens to a voicemail left by Agatha Heterodyne while in Lagos, preparing for a semi-major fashion show.

At 07:25 GMT on 21 May, Violetta Mondarev, an angel investor, receives a text from Tarvek Sturmvoraus and immediately books a private jet from Sofia to Paris.

At 07:33 GMT on 21 May, Xerxesphina “Seffie” von Blitzengaard, an influencer currently based in Milan, reads a screenshot of Tarvek Sturmvoraus’s text to Violetta Mondarev, sent to her by her close friend and personal self-help guru Sparafucile.

At 07:46 GMT on 21 May, Colette Voltaire, president of France, is called by Seffie von Blitzengaard during a national security meeting. She hangs up but promises to call back.

At 08:00 GMT on 21 May, Colette Voltaire calls Seffie von Blitzengaard back.

At 08:27 GMT on 21 May, Sparafucile takes a flight from Milan to Los Angeles.

At 09:01 GMT on 21 May, a very stressed Tarvek Sturmvoraus gets off the phone with Agatha Heterodyne and creates a WhatsApp group composed of himself, Agatha Heterodyne, Bang DuPree, Klaus Wulfenbach, Violetta Mondarev, Seffie von Blitzengaard, Sparafucile, Colette Voltaire, and Gil Wulfenbach’s right hand man, Ardsley Wooster.

At 09:06 GMT on 21 May, the WhatsApp group reaches the consensus that they will not find Gil Wulfenbach anytime in the next few hours. They collectively agree to take the search down a notch and amp it up once Bang DuPree and Agatha Heterodyne are able to report Gil Wulfenbach missing.

At 09:07 GMT on 21 May, Ardsley Wooster, an MI6 agent, texts his handler to make them aware of the current status of the Gil Wulfenbach situation and make sure that Queen Albia didn’t have anything to do with it.

At 09:09 GMT on 21 May, Ardsley Wooster texts his friend Trelawney Thorpe.

At 11:02 GMT on 21 May, Violetta Mondarev lands in Paris.

At 11:15 GMT on 21 May, Klaus Wulfenbach hosts a press conference in Hong Kong about his missing son, calling for his safe return.

At 11:17 GMT on 21 May, screenshots of text messages between Tarvek Sturmvoraus and Gil Wulfenbach are leaked to the tabloids.

At 11:23 GMT on 21 May, the article “Gilvek: Fact of Fiction?” is posted online, along with an accompanying quiz called “Who Said It?: Twilight, the Bard, or Gilvek?” that gives readers quotes from the leaked Tarvek Sturmvoraus-Gil Wulfenbach texts, the Twilight series, and Shakespeare plays.

At 11:36 GMT on 21 May, Tarvek Sturmvoraus takes advantage of the media storm around the leaked text messages to release an appeal he calls “Help Me Find My (and Agatha’s) Boyfriend”. The original video is viewed over 2000 times within fifteen minutes.

At 12:02 GMT on 21 May, Agatha Heterodyne releases her video, “Help Me Find My (and Tarvek’s) Boyfriend”. Her video is viewed over 2500 times withing fifteen minutes.

At 12:14 GMT on 21 May, Klaus Wulfenbach is ambushed by a reporter and admits he did not know that his son was in a polycule with Agatha Heterodyne and Tarvek Sturmvoraus.

At 12:18 GMT on 21 May, the WhatsApp group agrees to a policy of total silence following the debacle that is the tabloids trying to get in on the “Agagilvek” story.

At 12:19 GMT on 21 May, Ardsley Wooster texts Trelawney Thorpe, begging her to check her phone.

At 16:25 GMT on 21 May, Trelawney Thorpe checks her phone and leaves work early.

At 16:45 GMT on 21 May, Trelawney Thorpe arrives at her Ealing apartment.

She enters the flat carefully and gently kicks the box that arrived that morning.

It springs back.

“Bloody hell,” she mutters. She finds the nearest packing knife she has and gently cuts away the tape, taking photos as she goes. If Albia did this… Once she’s cut all the tape away, she opens the lid tenderly, hoping to not be surprised by what’s inside.

She is, of course, surprised, because who else but Albia would send a murder suspect kidnapped in a different country through the Royal Mail to the Spark of the Realm. She regains her composure rather quickly. She can’t do anything while Gil Wulfenbach is still unconscious, so she won’t do anything. She’ll just text Ardsley and hope like crazy that he’ll get here before Gil wakes up, but she knows he’s in New York right now because of course he is, so he probably won’t.

Violetta Mondarev, her one-time-flame, is, however, in Paris (they still share their locations with each other), which is close enough. While Trelawney knows that Letta would still come running if she called, she feels guilty about it. The breakup was… fine, it was just because Trelawney didn’t think she would be able to do long-distance when Letta decided she needed to be based in New York, and since the breakup was on her… Trelawney always hesitates before asking Letta for anything.

Ardsley first. Trelawney texts Ardsley Wooster the photo of Gil in the box with the caption “send help albia’s really done it this time”.

She then overcomes the fear of bothering Letta and calls Violetta Mondarev. Her contact still has a heart in it; Trelawney could never bring herself to get rid of it.

“Letta,” she says when Violetta picks up.

“Hey, Tawny!” Violetta replies, cheerful as ever. It was through Letta that Trelawney had met Tarvek and his group of friends, but Trelawney had never heard Letta as happy around all her friends as she sounded right them. “You need something?”

Trelawney swallowed her pride. “Yes. I… I… I need you to come to my flat as soon as you can. I can’t talk about it on the phone, but Letta, I need you.” Well, that was desperate.

“Okay, Tawny, I’ll be right there. I’m chartering a plane and I’ll get there in two-ish hours, okay? Everything’s going to be fine.” She could hear Letta starting to type on a computer, presumably chartering a jet.

“Thanks, Letta,” she says.

Letta laughs on the other end of the line. “Oh, it’s my pleasure. Look, see you soon, okay? I’ll be there in two hours.”

Trelawney is deprived of the ability to respond by Violetta hanging up the phone.

She paces her flat for two hours, waiting for Gil to wake up (he doesn’t) or Ardsley to respond (he doesn’t, either, because he doesn’t know what to say or who to say it to, and he can’t get over to London fast enough) or just anything at all to happen. She’s fought monsters before, she engineers fantastic contraptions to save the day on a regular basis, she’s the Spark of the Realm, she should be able to deal with anything. It’s just that, well, unconscious Gil Wulfenbach on her living room floor is a little bit outside of her comfort zone.

Violetta Mondarev, true to her word, arrives in two hours. She sees Gil lying on the floor as soon as Trelawney lets her in.

“Tawny… this is an Albia thing again, isn’t it?” She points at Gil, who’s beginning to stir a tiny bit.

Trelawney nods.

“And you called me because I’m adjacent to the Agagilvek jet-setting crew, so I’d be more able to deal with this than you?”

“Letta, I’m translucent when it comes to you,” Trelawney tries to laugh.

Violetta grins. “Oh, Tawny…” They both get lost in each other’s eyes for a few minutes.

“Ladies. What.” Gil’s voice comes up from the floor.

“Oh good, you’re awake,” Trelawney says.

“Where am I?” Gil asks.

Violetta smirks. “The floor of Trelawney Thorpe’s Ealing flat, exactly where Albia sent you.”

“Uh, I’m wanted for murder here, aren’t I?” His face is a perfect specimen of horror.

“Technically, just for questioning,” Trelawney rolls her eyes.

“And so what are we going to do?” He asks. “I don’t know about you, but I’m personally not a fan of being questioned by British police.”

“That’s unavoidable,” Violetta says. “Look, I’m going to call Agatha and Tarvek and tell them to get their butts over here, since you three were involved in that whole von Zinzer disaster. Once they’re here, Trelawney will turn you over. Klaus’ll have a panic attack and Trelawney will come clean about Albia ordering your kidnapping, okay?”

“That’s… surprisingly amenable for one of Tarvek’s Smoke Knights,” Gil says.

Violetta grins. “Tawny, you on board?”

“Yep,” Trelawney says.

Six months later, Agatha Heterodyne is throwing the party of the century in an Irish castle she somehow owns, celebrating the conclusion of the von Zinzer murder trial and the acquittal of Gil Wulfenbach. Trelawney Thorpe is there, a minor celebrity in her own right after her fiery resignation letter from her position as Spark of the Realm that had implicated Albia in various illegal acts beyond just kidnapping Gil (Interpol had given her a job offer right after that, but she’d rejected it to take time to decide what she wants to do). She stands off to the side, watching Agatha, Gil, and Tarvek Sturmvoraus lovingly and tenderly interact with each other. Some emotion deep within her is activated.

Letta’s got to be around here somewhere. She passes the buffet table, where Ardsley Wooster has gotten himself into a heated discussion with Sparafucile about where six slices of American bacon and two fried eggs is a good breakfast. Bang DuPree is over by the fountain, fighting with Zeetha Wulfenbach, Gil’s sister and Agatha’s best friend who had just returned from a twelve-month off-the-grid survival adventure with her boyfriend Axel Higgs. Over at the tennis courts, Seffie von Blitzengaard is flirting with Colette Voltaire, who is trying to not get caught in a romantic entanglement with a foreign national by the French media. Klaus Wulfenbach stares pensively into a pond, wondering where exactly everything went so wrong. She walks by Van von Mekkhan, the property manager for much of the Agagilvek set, and Moloch von Zinzer (who, despite Agatha’s involvement in his brother’s death, remains her right-hand man) trying to fix a broken window that had happened when Gil’s latest drone adventure had deviated from the flight plan. Violetta Mondarev is nowhere to be seen.

Trelawney Thorpe turns a corner of a hallway a bit too fast and collides with someone; they both skid on the stone floor, spinning slightly.

Trelawney stands up as soon as she can. “I’m so sorry —”

“Don’t be,” Violetta Mondarev says. “Tawny, I ran into you.”

“Oh, Letta, but I hit you.”

“We both hit each other, and we’ll be here all day if we want to determine whose fault that is.”

“I’d spend all day with you, Letta.”

“If this is your way of hinting to me you want to get back together, yes, Tawny.”

“I don’t care that we’d be long-distance —”

“I’m moving to London.” Violetta smiles. “I’ve been planning it for a while. We won’t be long-distance starting, oh, early next month.”

Trelawney jumps up and hugs Violetta.

“Uh, can I have a little bit less of the suffocation?” Violetta asks, gently prying Trelawny’s arms off her.

“Right, sorry, I forgot,” Trelawney says.

Two years after that, the angel investor marries the MI5 analyst-turned-spy novelist. After they return from their honeymoon, they start opening their wedding presents.

From Agatha Heterodyne, a miniature Fun Sized Mobile Agony and Death Dispenser, with the attached note of “Remember Budapest, when great times were had by all”.

From Tarvek Sturmvoraus, a set of fine linen, embroidered with maps of places that he thought were significant to them.

From Gil Wulfenbach, a cardboard box with the tag “From Albia with ‘Love’” that contained the wedding cake toppers that had mysteriously disappeared after the reception, along with a letter.

Trelawney and Violetta —

Congratulations on the marriage! We’re so happy for you.

Agatha thought you’d like a memento of Budapest, which Tarvek thought was a bit tactless, but in the end, we agreed that it was certainly a memorable time for all. Tarvek went with the linen because — sorry, Trelawney — he didn’t think that the current set you have was very pretty (Gil disagreed, but we’ve all seen that coat of his, so his color sense is automatically disqualified). Gil insisted on stealing the cake toppers and doing this whole thingamajig with the box as his way of (finally) thanking you for dealing with the time Albia kidnapped him. We were all worried sick.

We hope you’ve had a wonderful honeymoon! If you’re not deathly sick of travelling by now, we’d like to invite you to join us in Geneva for the holidays this year.

Your friends,

Agatha & Gil & Tarvek

Read on AO3.

[inbarfink]

(original alignment chart created by @bedupolker)

[calmingpi]

This week i sketched women

We've got - alt outfit design attempts for Trelawney and Larana, and attempts at modern clothes for Violetta and Seffie

[come-along-pond]

TEN FACTS ABOUT EVERY HP OC YOU HAVE GO

Are you ready for 80 facts??? NDKDKEKEK. EIGHTY.

Under the cut because good lord. Thank you for indulging me❤️. I may actually have another OC I want to introduce 😭

Universe 1:

Grace Marsh:

The sorting hat nearly put her in Ravenclaw

Her marauder nickname is ‘Felis’

Her Animagi is a grey tabby cat

The first friend she makes at Hogwarts is James

Marlene is her best female friend

Became the girls dorms pet as a cat and The Marauders tease her endlessly for it

She got pregnant a few months after leaving hogwarts

The first person she told about her pregnancy was Remus

bought Sirius a promise ring in seventh year

born March 1960

Amelie Black:

Is actually amazing at non verbal magic (it’s the Black family vibes djdkke)

She becomes a transfiguration teacher at hogwarts

Her middle name is Marlene

Urged Harry to complete his 7th year with Hermione, and then to become to DADA teacher

Fell in love with Fred in her 4th year when he comforted her through her father’s escape from azkaban

She was born in May 1979

Runs away from the malfoy’s in the summer before her fifth year

destroys the black family tapestry after the war

Never felt close to her mother until she realised she was also pregnant at 19

is the best auntie to the next gen weasleys

Flynn Early:

Muggle baby

Fell in love with Amelie the moment he saw her

Legit spent 5 months trying to figure out if any of the random men picking up the twins from primary school were dating Amelie (later found out it was their long list of uncles)

Became a massive Quidditch fan, Amelie takes him to one of Ginny’s games after she reveals the magical world to him and he is HYPED

When he and Amelie get married, he takes her surname

He’s irish!

He’s a teacher! He’s a trainee when he meets Amelie

Asked for George, Ginny and Harry’s permission to propose to Amelie (and the twins but they were like 7)

Once saw a picture of Sirius and went ‘God your dad was hot’

Went to Harry ‘Jesus Christ man you need therapy’

Grace Weasley-Black:

She’s a ravenclaw!

Cried when she saw Fred’s portrait at Hogwarts

Is very much a mummy’s girl, although her relationship with Amelie is rocky at times

actually loves Flynn, thinks he’s the best step dad ever

Loves uncle Harry

Middle name is Minerva

She’s a Ravenclaw!

Is James Sirius’ bad influence

Older Twin

Is a tea person

Ginevra Weasley-Black:

Her nickname is ‘Dora’ as her middle name is Nymphadora.

She’s a Gryffindor

Looks up to Ginny SO MUCH

Misses a father she never met because she KNOWS she would have been a daddy’s girl

Younger Twin

is a coffee person

Gets on with George SO well. This girl is a weasley through and through

teases Teddy about him being her god brother and god uncle dkdkkdkek

is the gryffindor team’s chaser

born on the 25th of Jan 1999

Universe 2:

Freyja Trelawney:

Ravenclaw girlies unite ndjdjd

Her singular seer vision is of Harry dying in Deathly Hallows

In her 20s she starts doing tarot readings in the muggle world

She was always a little bit jealous of the golden trio, she wanted a friendship like that

Her and Luna are besties

Her aunt gives her pocket money in her hogwarts years

Her father took her mother’s name

Her fav season is Spring

She hates drawing, just can’t get the hang of it

Harry took her to a pottery class once and she adores it now

Lucy Porter:

She was homeschooled

Her father’s a muggleborn

Her mother a pureblood

She comes from a family of hufflepuffs

her dad sent her to a primary school as a kid

She wanted to become a hairdresser when she was little

She identifies as queer

owns several pairs of heart shaped sunglasses

her fav colour is yellow

she hates hot chocolate

Universe 3:

Violetta Black:

Cried when she heard the news that Sirius was a gryffindor, because she knew her family would never forgive him

used to sneak out of her room when she had nightmares and go to Sirius

This changes to Regulus in Hogwarts

James saw some Gryffindors giving her shit and absolutely demolished them. neither mentioned it ever again

Narcissa teaches her how to be a ‘lady’, how to lie and keep your personality in the face of powerful men

Sirius taught her how to do eyeliner

She cut her hair in fifth year after Regulus’s death, eventually letting it grow over the next 2 years.

Never believed Sirius betrayed The Potters

She was in her seventh year at Hogwarts when Sirius was arrested

Remus finds Sirius sobbing in Violetta’s room after her death, clinging on to a locket she wore, he never knew it held a portrait of him and Regulus as children until after she died.

[iridescentoracle]

I mean I know that but that's what I'm saying!! Officially they're not together yet but it feels like I blinked and missed the big dramatic confession speech where Agatha decided she can handle plot things and dating at the same time and now they're doing exactly that!

i am so obsessed with how like. taken as read the ot3 are at this point. like on the one hand it feels like they've been building up to this for ages but on the other hand it kind of feels like i blinked and we skipped right past some Major Turning Point where everything got spelled out and we're just already in firmly Established Relationship-land. obviously tarvek is too well-protected for anyone to assassinate openly, look how angry his boyfriend and girlfriend are at the idea of anyone threatening him. at this point i'm half-convinced agatha's just going to refer to her boyfriends in passing to someone else and no one's even going to comment on it until van finds out twenty pages later and immediately starts making everyone pay up

[girl-genius-comic-tourney]

CONCLUSION OF ROUND ONE

Winners:

Agatha, Violetta, Klaus, Bang, Franz, Prime, Moloch, and Higgs

Gil, Ardsley, Krosp, Zola, Gkika, Colette, Castle Heterodyne, and Oggie

Eliminated:

Zeetha, Dimo, Lucrezia, Anevka, Ivo, Humongulus, Vanamonde, and Trelawney

Tarvek, Rakethorne, Othar, Martellus, Albia, Seffie, The Beast, and Maxim

Round 2 begins tomorrow, 6/9/2023

Updated FAQ will be posted soon

[bisexualbumblebee-writes]

Would you guys be interested in learning about my ocs?

This is just out of curiosity tbh. I’d like to interact with my followers/enjoyers of my fics (if there are any). My ocs are listed below along with their ships. If you want to know about my ocs just say their name and I’ll post their character sheet and faceclaim as well as say how many fanfics I’ve written for them.

Harry Potter

Marauders Era

Ella Underwood (James Potter, Henry Potter)

Gaia Devereaux (Sirius Black)

Violetta Cook (Remus Lupin)

Cecelia Potter (Regulus Black)

Madeline Potter (Xenophilius Lovegood)

Henry Potter (Dorcas Meadowes, Ella Underwood)

Antonius Black (N/A yet)

Adina Black (Barty Crouch Jr.)

Cairo Lupin (Isadora Diamandis)

Isadora Diamandis (Cairo Lupin)

Golden Era

Anastasia Lestrange (Harry Potter)

Rayna Longbottom (Ron Weasley)

Cecily Sadler (Draco Malfoy)

Mallorie Bishopp (Fred Weasley)

Corinne Alastair (George Weasley)

Cassandra Foster (Percy Weasley)

Adora Parrish (Charlie Weasley)

Sophia O’Malley (Bill Weasley)

Chloe Eratos (Ginny Weasley)

Calypsa Trelawney (Luna Lovegood)

Dinah Fanley (Cedric Diggory)

Charlotte Creevey (Neville Longbottom)

Jessica Stix (Oliver Wood)

Holly Diggory (Viktor Krum)

Ophelia Teagarden (Nymphadora Tonks)

Judith Stix (Seamus Finnigan)

Marvel

Rosemary Clover (Tom!Peter Parker)

Andrea Louis (Bruce Banner)

Hannah Clearwood (Tony Stark)

Alina Cetus (Pietro Maximoff)

Amy Penn (Sam Wilson)

Georgia Barnes (Steve Rogers)

Minna Olesia (Natasha Romanoff)

Ingrid Meller (Stephen Strange)

Maeve Nadine (Andrew!Peter Parker)

Hali Brooks (Benjamin Barnes)

Lyra Beatrix (Brunhilde)

Valerie Urson (Quentin Beck)

Julie and the Phantoms

Daisy Sloane (Luke Patterson)

Hattie Rowland (Reggie Peters)

Evangeline Buchanan (Alex Mercer)

Danielle Poet (Willie)

Juniper Dalton (Charlie Gillespie)

Allison Hicks (Jeremy Shada)

Hazel Matthews (Owen Joyner)

Mila Evans (Booboo Stewart)

The Hobbit

Pandora Potts (Bilbo Baggins)

Sienna Hollyfoot (Thorin Oakenshield)

Nessa Thorn (Kili Durin)

Celeste Nasrin (Fili Durin)

Gemma Rankin (Bofur Rankin)

Roslyn Stardust (Bard the Bowman)

Aster Everwood (Thranduil Oropherion)

Iris Cricket (Elrond Peredhil)

Marina Willow (Lindir Talierin)

Artanis (Erestor)

Elletta Nightstone (Glorfindel Laurefindelë)

Netra Underlake (Elladan Peredhil)

Adaia Taleasin (Elrohir Peredhil)

Lord of the Rings

Lalia Featherborn (Frodo Baggins)

Brooke Bilberry (Merry Brandybuck)

Camelia Tunnelly (Pippin Took)

Adelaide Stoor (Samwise Gamgee)

Issa Goodwin (Aragorn)

Citra Underlake (Boromir)

Alphine Barrowes (Legolas Greenleaf)

Mirabella Holidan (Haldir)

The Lost Boys (1987)

Elizabeth Carlton (Paul)

Julie Burton (Dwayne)

Wendy Miller (David)

Heather Brown (Marko)

Edith Jackson (Michael)

Twilight

Hilda Snow (Paul Lahote)

Amarie Taylor (Leah Clearwater)

Raven Lance (Edward Cullen)

Eleanor Martin (Charlie Swan)

Arielle Swan (Seth Clearwater)

Anastasia Whitlock (Demetri Volturi)

Olivia Hale (Caius Volturi)

Charity Cullen (Embry Call)

Sarah McCarty (Edward Cullen, Alec Volturi)

Misc.

Cruella (2021)

Angela Young (Jasper Badun)

Amethyst Ellet (Cruella de Vil)

Gemma Harlow (Artie Katz)

Isabel Abbott-Fry (Joel Fry)

Hannibal (2013)

Maya Morano-Graham (Will Graham)

Fleur Ramsey (Hannibal Lecter)

Celine Lennox (Hannibal Lecter, Will Graham)

Lizabeth Alva (Hugh Dancy)

Prodigal Son 2019

Elena Nadis (Malcom Bright/Whitly)

Plebs (2013)

Helena (Stylax)

Karisa (Marcus)

Sofia Riley (Tom Rosenthal)

Lucy Margeaux (Ryan Sampson)

Random

Kiyara Tallhart (Hizdahr zo Loraq)

[phoenixyfriend]

Listen, I'm not saying an X-rated dating sim focused on The Most Dangerous Women in Europa is something I'd pay money for, but it's something I would definitely read the tropes page and wiki for so I can yell about it.

IDK how many dating sims already focus on girls like you see in GG (Lucrezia, Zola, Anevka, Seffie, Colette, Agatha, Zeetha, Violetta, Snaug, Trelawney, Bang), but it would be. An experience. Even just to read about.

[ao3feed-snape]

Trevorrow

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/2YQdUYL

by LilyCarmenBlack

She was a ghost, a phantom that floated through Hogwarts halls. Name lost in those magical halls and dead for almost a hundred years, the witch was alone. Murdered on the Astronomy Tower, Professor Blodwen Carter Trevorrow watches the students of today. That was, until something magical happens, and suddenly she's breathing, her hands turning to flesh — and oh fuck — she was alive!

Words: 5724, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of THE GHOST SERIES

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death

Categories: F/M

Characters: Arcturus Black II, Original Female Character(s), Henry Potter, Charlus Potter, Original Male Character(s), Albus Dumbledore, Aberforth Dumbledore, Ariana Dumbledore, Gellert Grindelwald, Lysandra Yaxley Black, Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, Abraxas Malfoy, Bellatrix Black Lestrange, Callidora Black Longbottom, Cedrella Black Weasley, Charis Black Crouch, Belvina Black Burke, Cygnus Black, Phineas Nigellus Black, Sirius Black II, Hesper Gamp Black, Violetta Bulstrode Black, Herbert Burke, Andromeda Black Tonks, Nymphadora Tonks, Ted Tonks, Rodolphus Lestrange, Rabastan Lestrange, Druella Rosier Black, Ignatius Prewett, Molly Weasley, Ron Weasley, Ginny Weasley, George Weasley, Fred Weasley, Charlie Weasley, Arthur Weasley, Bill Weasley, Percy Weasley, Septimus Weasley, Weasley Family (Harry Potter), Black Family (Harry Potter), Marvolo Gaunt, Cantankerus Nott, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Horace Slughorn, Rubeus Hagrid, Alecto Carrow, Amycus Carrow, Aurora Sinistra, Bathsheda Babbling, Charity Burbage, Cuthbert Binns, Dolores Umbridge, Filius Flitwick, Firenze (Harry Potter), Galatea Merrythought, Pomona Sprout, Rolanda Hooch, Septima Vector, Silvanus Kettleburn, Sybill Trelawney, Cassandra Trelawney, Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank, Bathilda Bagshot, Antonin Dolohov, Augustus Rookwood, Yaxley (Harry Potter), Crabbe Sr. (Harry Potter), Gibbon (Harry Potter), Goyle Sr. (Harry Potter), Jugson (Harry Potter), Peter Pettigrew, Thorfinn Rowle, Travers (Harry Potter), Walden Macnair, Fenrir Greyback, Pansy Parkinson, Vincent Crabbe, Gregory Goyle, Dementors (Harry Potter), Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Nagini (Harry Potter), Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Arabella Figg, Dedalus Diggle, Elphias Doge, Mundungus Fletcher, Sturgis Podmore, Hestia Jones, Fleur Delacour, Hermione Granger, Augusta Longbottom, Dobby (Harry Potter), Kreacher (Harry Potter), Lee Jordan, Luna Lovegood, Garrick Ollivander, Muriel (Harry Potter), Oliver Wood, Olympe Maxime, Winky (Harry Potter), Alicia Spinnet, Angelina Johnson, Dean Thomas, Colin Creevey, Dennis Creevey, Katie Bell, Lavender Brown, Neville Longbottom, Parvati Patil, Padma Patil, Seamus Finnigan, Anthony Goldstein, Marietta Edgecombe, Michael Corner, Terry Boot, Ernie Macmillan, Hannah Abbott, Justin Finch-Fletchley, Susan Bones, Zacharias Smith, Nigel Wolpert, Luca Caruso, Alice Tolipan, Cho Chang, Newt Scamander, Theseus Scamander, Leta Lestrange, Nearly Headless Nick, The Bloody Baron (Harry Potter), Helena Ravenclaw, The Fat Friar (Harry Potter), Moaning Myrtle, The Grey Lady (Harry Potter)

Relationships: Arcturus Black II/Original Female Character(s), Arcturus Black II/Lysandra Yaxley Black

Additional Tags: Purebloods (Harry Potter), Slytherin, Good Slytherins, Protective Slytherins, Pureblood Culture (Harry Potter), Pureblood Politics (Harry Potter), The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black, Hogwarts Era, The Golden Trio, Ghosts, Resurrection Stone, Resurrection, Elder Wand (Harry Potter), Invisibility Cloak (Harry Potter), Horcruxes, Death Eaters, Order of the Phoenix (Harry Potter), Horcrux Hunting, Magic, Professors, Duelling, Spells & Enchantments, Family Feels, Family

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TASK O1: STATISTICS

&. BASICS

Full Name: june park chang Nicknames: park , parker , and occasionally ‘that bitch from ravenclaw Age: 16 years young Sexuality:  heterosexual Date of Birth: december 3 , 2k00 Place of Birth: the back of a taco truck ( a very , very long story ) Gender & Species: cis female witch Current Location: hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry

&. MORE BASIC INFO

Languages: english &&. chinese , with the occasional tagalog she's learned from violetta Religion: atheist Education: st. ivy’s elementary and middle school , &&. hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry Occupation: student Drinks, Smokes, & Drugs: “if you tell my mother , I'll murder you , but I secretly drink and smoke at the edge of the forbidden forest … ”

&. PERSONALITY

Zodiac Sign: sagittarius MBTI: entp Likes: candy ( muggle and wizard! ) sex jokes , messing with the staff , stealing food from the kitchen ( the little guys have a special place in park’s heart. ) , her iphone , slushies Dislikes: homework , stuffy purebloods , basically the whole staff excluding trelawney ( that lady is hysterical! ) , giving way , history of magic , homework , following the rules , lettuce Bad Habits: making inappropriate jokes at inappropriate times , chewing on her fingernails , eating w a y too much , getting too many detentions , and not studying on time Secret Talent: electric guitar. park was attracted to the the guitar for one reason: how much noise it makes ( and how easy it is to carry around ) Hobbies: eating , sleeping ( in class , in her bed , in the common room , etc. ) , messing with violetta , stealing Fears: that her mother cho truly didn't want her Four Positive Traits: charismatic , humorous , self-generating   Four Negative Traits: manipulative , procrastinates , overly-flirtatious , facetious , Other Mentionable Details : park might not be the smartest student in hogwarts , but she was put with the eagles for a reason: park can be quite resourceful , always looking for ways to make her life easier. she's a problem starter when it comes to real life , but once you throw a book at her , she will most likely mutter a quick ‘incendio’ and possibly throw the book out the window.

&. APPEARANCE

Tattoos: the word “fucked up” on cursive on her lower back ( another thing to hide from cho ) , and a tiny rose behind her earlobe. Piercings: two piercings on each of her ears Reference Picture: a/n

&. FAMILY INFORMATION

Parent Names: cho chang & the same word tattooed on her lower back ( “fucked up” ). park had never really knew her father. for the longest time , park had thought by , some miracle , cho was able to give birth to park all on her own ( without the whole “when a man and a woman love each other very much …. ” shibam ) , and whenever park and violetta would ask about their father , cho would always dismiss the topic and get as far away from the two.

her relationship with cho wasn't really better. park always felt like the accidental child ( obviously , if her father wasn't her right now , park was created during a one-night stand ) , as how cho treated the both of them. violetta always got more attention , and it made cho a teensy bit distant , if not bitter. she was still close with her sister , of course ,  merlin forbid , but cho and park didn't even send letters regularly anymore. Sibling Names:  violetta chang , adoptive sister Sibling Relationship: “I steal your shit , you steal mine,” Other Relevant Relative: a/n Children: a/n Pets: a small , gray owl named “ju-ju” or “june jr.”

&. BIOGRAPHY

june park chang’s teenage years weren't entirely …. normal. normal mothers made sure that their kids were home in time and safe and sound. but cho never did any of those things. by the time park was thirteen , the only words park and her mother spoke to each other was “don't forget your phone for emergencies” and “good-bye”.  cho never stopped her daughter from doing stupid things , and park never stopped doing those stupid things. she didn't even bother to force her daughter into attending hogwarts.

when park was fourteen , it changed. park had urged her daughter to attend the school , to the extent of taking away all her privileges. it was a shock to park , as she didn't know her mother had the capacity to care for her that way ( and her father was a different story , “the bastard” whom she never knew ). 

[aelloposchrysopterus]

In the spirit of shameless self-promotion, I'm sharing (some of) my current GG fic (She Likes Me? She Likes Me Not?) here.

Chapter 1: We Have A Problem

“Is Dr. Wulfenbach in?” Trelawney Thorpe rapped her nails against the receptionist’s desk impatiently.

The receptionist took one quick glance at her computer. “First off, Dr. Wulfenbach is on floor 9. This is floor 6. And secondly, no, he is not in.”

“Aren’t you his receptionist?” Trelawney asked, waving her hands about.

“Um, no.” The receptionist said. “I’m not even a receptionist. I’m Ms. Mondarev, Dr. Sturmvoraus’s personal assistant.”

“But the last time I met Dr. Wulfenbach, he was here and you were the receptionist!” Trelawney wailed.

Ms. Mondarev looked around the room at the increasingly concerned faces of the patients. “Okay,” she said, slowly exhaling. She shot a glance at her colleague Mr. von Zinzer that strongly implied what she was about to do next. “Why don’t we talk this out in my office?”

Ms. Mondarev’s office was small and cramped. Trelawney wondered how even someone as short as her would be able to sit comfortably in it. The fact that Ms. Mondarev jumped up on top of a filing cabinet and sat cross-legged there did little to reassure Trelawney that this was an office and not a storage closet. Was that not a mop in the corner? And something preserved in formaldehyde resting in a jar on the desk?

“So,” Ms. Mondarev said, pulling out a laptop. “What’s your name?”

“I am Dr. Trelawney Thorpe,” Trelawney said, crossing her arms.

“You work at St. Albia’s?” Ms. Mondarev asked without even looking up.

“Yes.” Trelawney rolled her eyes, glimpsing the fully articulated skeleton in the corner. That belongs in a med school classroom. Not even St. Albia’s has that.

Ms. Mondarev shut her laptop. “I’m afraid that explains it. The last time you were here, Dr. Wulfenbach was sharing lab space with Dr. Sturmvoraus. Dr. Wulfenbach has since received his own lab space, far away from patient care, and he must have neglected to tell you.”

“But… but… but…,” Trelawney blubbered, “we were dating!”

“Oh,” Ms. Mondarev said. “That can’t be right.”

“What do you mean, ‘that can’t be right’?” Trelawney howled. “We were going out steady for the last three months and then he told me to visit him at work today and… and… and…”

“Fucking Gilgamesh,” Ms. Mondarev muttered to the skeleton in the corner. She turned back to Trelawney. “Dr. Thorpe, I can’t believe I have to be the one to tell you this, but he must have broken up with you. He’s dating Dr. Heterodyne from Mechanicsburg General now.” And Dr. Sturmvoraus, but you don’t need to know that. “I understand this is difficult information to receive from a stranger.” She passed her a box of tissues. “Stay in my office as long as you need to, but I need to go back out there and do my job, okay?” She awkwardly patted Trelawney on the shoulder and walked out of the closet she called an office.

Ms. Mondarev didn’t go back to her desk right away. She instead slammed open the door to Dr. Sturmvoraus’s luxurious office. “Tarvek,” she hissed.

Dr. Sturmvoraus looked up from the journal he was reading. “Oh, Violetta!”

“You need to have a word with Gil,” she said. “He’s your boyfriend, so he’s your problem, and he is a problem right now because he’s gone and broken another woman’s heart.” She slammed her hands down on the desk to get her face right in front of his. “You and Agatha promised me you’d try to stop this because it’s not fair to anyone, and I’m always the one who cleans it up.”

“Who is it this time?” He pulled out his phone, ready to write down the name.

“Trelawney Thorpe, a doctor at St. Albia’s.” She sighed. “She came in here and made a whole fuss about it, calling me Gil’s receptionist.”

“Trelawney Thorpe?” Tarvek dropped his phone. “Oh no.”

“What?” Violetta rolled her eyes. “She’s an entitled prick.”

He put his head in his hands. “She’s one of, if not the, best trauma surgeon around. She’s not someone to be trifled with.” He groaned. “You might want to call Mr. Wooster about this.”

“Gil’s research assistant?” She grabbed a pen and wrote Ardsley Wooster on her arm.

Tarvek shrugged. “He’s connected to St. Albia’s. He might be able to help with the fallout. Dr. Thorpe isn’t going to make this easy. If she came her to talk to Gil, then she must’ve fallen hard for him.”

“And we have to clean up the mess,” she sighed.

He nodded. “Unfortunately, yes.”

“Ardsley.”

“Violetta.”

“We have a problem.”

“Oh?”

“We need to meet.”

“Alright. von Mekkhan and Son’s Son’s, 16:00. Be there —”

“— or be square, got it. I’ll be there.”

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[aelloposchrysopterus]

In an effort to motivate myself to keep writing this Have another chapter of She Likes Me? She Likes Me Not?

Chapter 2: Tea: It Keeps Things Civilized

von Mekkhan and Son’s Son’s was the kind of upscale coffeehouse and teashop that made most of its profit from inflating the prices for tourists. Locals knew exactly what words to say to suddenly get half-price and the von Mekkhans, Carson and Vanamonde, liked it that way. Any tourist foolish enough to try to get into the Castle was going to pay the price sooner or later, and getting some money out of them now was considered a tax. After all, that money funded the search and rescue operations that often turned up people too dead to invest in the town’s emergency services.

Vanamonde, Van to his friends, was the barista. He had painstakingly bought only the best vintage coffeemakers from Italy and found the best coffee beans and tea leaves from small growers across the world. He tasted each blend and refused to market it unless it was perfection itself. A novelty Van blend could sell out in under twelve hours because of this.

Violetta Mondarev arrived at 16:01 and found Ardsley Wooster impatiently checking his watch next to the cash register, imploring Van to just wait a second more so that he could get his friend’s order in. She’d never heard Ardsley call her a friend before, but she supposed it to be an accurate depiction of their relationship. She didn’t waste any more time thinking about it.

“Hey Van, are you still serving the Darjeeling with orange?” She smiled at Ardsley, trying to apologize.

Van nodded. “Of course! It’s one of our most popular teas.”

Ardsley paid for both of them as Van reminded them that his mother would bring their drinks to their table, which was tucked into a corner by a window far away from the hustle and bustle at the counter.

“So, Violetta, you said that we have a problem.” Ardsley cracked his knuckles. “What is it and what do I need to do?”

“Dr. Trelawney Thorpe thought she was dating Gil, but then the trio got back together and she’s really heartbroken by how it ended.” Violetta looked out the window. “And honestly, knowing Gil, he probably didn’t think they were dating. I mean, sparks. You can’t tell if that vivisection is supposed to be sexy or not. But that doesn’t change that Dr. Thorpe is upset.”

Ardsley nodded. “I know Trelawney quite well. I can try talking to her. I will, of course, have to talk to Gil first to confirm that he did not believe he was dating her and merely saw her as a collaborator.” He grimaced. “Do you think this will go better or worse than it did with Miss von Blitzengaard?”

Violetta laughed. “Oh, Seffie? She was just being dramatic. She understood right away.” The smile faded from her face. “I’m not sure Dr. Thorpe will be the same.”

“No,” Ardsley sighed, “I highly doubt she’ll be as easy to placate as Miss von Blitzengaard.”

“Your drinks,” Mrs. von Mekkhan said, handing Ardsley a cup of single-origin Tanzanian coffee and Violetta her tea. They murmured their thanks to her.

“Well, here’s to a swift resolution,” Ardsley sighed, raising his mug for a toast.

Violetta raised hers and toasted. “To a swift resolution.”

Dr. Wulfenbach’s apartment had once been tactfully described as a “mess”. To Ardsley Wooster, it was a dumpster, bordering on a dumpster fire. He stepped over pizza boxes from weeks ago, printed-out EKGs of various patients (identifying details removed, of course), and dirty laundry to knock at Gil’s bedroom door. He could hear snoring from within.

“Good luck waking the lion,” Gil’s roommate said, emerging from the kitchen with a sandwich in one hand. “He hasn’t slept in a week, and I hope he won’t wake for another day.”

“Bang, this is important,” Ardsley sighed.

Bangladesh DuPree shrugged. “Look, Wooster, I don’t care. What I do care about is that he is finally getting some sleep after a week in the madness place. He’s my friend and nothing is more important than his continued existence.”

“Dr. Thorpe thinks he broke up with her,” he said.

“Really? They were never dating,” Bang said, taking a bite of her sandwich.

“She didn’t know that,” he said, “and now she’s all upset and heartbroken over a breakup that nobody else thinks happened. I need to talk to Gil so I can go tell Trelawney the truth.”

She rolled her eyes. “You’re not going to be able to wake him up. Come back tomorrow, okay?”

He groaned. “You can’t be serious.”

“I am, and if you don’t like it, I’ve got knives.” She reached for her sock, where Ardsley could see the outline of a sheathed knife.

“Fine, fine, fine.” He raised his hands in surrender. “I’ll be back tomorrow.” He backed away and almost tripped over an empty beer can. “And please tell Gil to clean up.”

Bang smirked. “Oh, I will.”

“You have reached the voicemail of Violetta Mondarev. Please leave a message.”

“Hey, Violetta, the bad news is that Gil is asleep, but the good news is that I’m going to try to talk to him tomorrow! So hopefully we can resolve this soon.”

Trelawney Thorpe showed up the next morning to the Baron Wulfenbach Medical Center, floor 6, with a bouquet of flowers and a card. It was early enough in the morning that the clinics weren’t open yet and the building was virtually deserted. She guessed that Ms. Mondarev wouldn’t be there yet.

Mr. von Zinzer, however, was there. “It’s you,” he hissed, picking up the phone on his desk. “What are you doing here, because I will call security.”

“Flowers,” she said, waving the bouquet, “for Ms. Mondarev. And a card. To apologize.”

He put down the receiver. “Just put them on her desk and go away and we will never speak of this again.” He swiveled his chair to face away from her. “I will pretend I never saw you. The flowers were always there.”

She placed the flowers and the card on Ms. Mondarev’s desk. “Thanks,” she said, walking out the door.

From down the hallway, she heard Mr. von Zinzer turn around. “Flowers! For Ms. Mondarev! That magically appeared!”

She laughed and heard him laughing too.

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[calmingpi]

My initial thoughts here (im at work so this is slow going):

Judges: Aggie, Zeetha, Krosp, Trelawney, Colette, Honker (I think weasels should vote)

Contestants: the usual suspects

Sponsors of the contestants: Seffie, Violetta, Moloch&Ardsley

Storm king beauty pageant