#girl (gn) what the fuck

[wrennsly]

Going into a depressive episode again so I’ve decided to watch every amazingphil video in chronological order and maybe then I’ll be ready to start my life again

[sunshinechay]

First it was daddy kink, then it was pet play. Then they gave us time travel and undercover twins. Then came the reincarnated lovers and mythical creatures. Now we also have omegaverse and transmigration to other bodies for a second chance at first love.

So you know they had to fit fuck or die in there somewhere. Glad to see it was from the first uncensored wuxia bl

[killaura]

anthony green will grab your hand out of the air and hold it like he’s trying to save you from drowning and then give you the mic to sing

anthony green will climb onto the barricade and take your cheek in his hand so softly and scream at your face with what feels like the opposite sentiment, but it’s not

anthony green will straddle the barrier and hold onto both of your shoulders for the last half of permanent rebellion like he’s the one that’s drowning now, and your head is the life preserver. when the song is over he’ll look down at you and you’ll look back up and say ‘it’s so nice to meet you’ and he’ll laugh and say ‘it’s nice to meet you too’ and continue the most buckwild live show you’ve ever experienced in your life

and not quite as tenderly, but anthony green will climb onto the barricade to stand on the bar and stand directly on top of half of your hair, essentially pinning you to his crotch for two to three minutes and your choice is to either stare at it, or angle your head slightly and watch frank iero through his legs. that’s pretty cool too

anyway please go see ls dunes if you get the chance

[azuneekun]

asian american haley and emily ....

[gokartkid]

every time i imagine seb in this years aston martin i take on so much psychic damage that i have to put down my phone and sometimes lie down. hope this helps xx

[wanyinchen]

We all know that S3 is gonna be about the Second Coming-slash-Final Judgement blah blah blah blah blah but what i NEED is for Jesus to radiate so much little sibling energy™. I need them and Crowley to be a chaotic-sibling-bestie duo ok??? It's one of the only ways i can heal

[monpalace]

QUEEN SONIA

insufferable (no pronouns)— or when you're helping sonia prepare for a date she doesn't want to go on.

FIERCE DIETY

undeserving (no pronouns)— or when you feel less than stellar, fierce deity finds himself wanting to make it better.

well-fed (no pronouns)— or when fierce deity has a lover that feeds him well, and the fruits of that labor.

FIRST

ever after (no pronouns)— or when first is freed by you, and how he feels following.

TIME

language (no pronouns)— or when time struggles to understand what the group says. he's thankful you're there for advice.

well-fed (no pronouns)— or when link has a lover that feeds him well, and the fruits of that labor.

still the same (she/her pronouns)— or when time meets twilight's other half. he's not surprised you kept all your best features.

still the same (she/her pronouns, written by 🧚🏽‍♀️ anon).

the supposed "beauty and the beast"-esque fic.

of monsters and spirits (she/her pronouns)— or when the lost woods gain two more inhabitants.

too tall (no pronouns)— or the consequences that come with being taller than the links.

TWILIGHT

romance (no pronouns)— or when twilight is your boyfriend and how he acts in a relationship.

we're just friends (no pronouns)— or how he responds when his (strictly platonic) relationship is misinterpreted.

to protect (no pronouns)— or when someone asks majesty to share their thoughts on a protective/possessive twilight.

still the same (she/her pronouns)— or when twilight has to go through the same things time did, only romantically.

still the same (she/her pronouns, written by 🧚🏽‍♀️ anon).

SKY

rupees (no pronouns)— or when sky accidentally makes his crush drop their rupees. he has his moments when it comes to romance, he thinks.

feather (no pronouns)— or when sky upholds the traditional skyloftian culture by offering his love interest a feather from his skyloft.

misunderstanding (no pronouns)— or skyloft's culture surrounding romance and sky's relationship with someone not from it.

WARRIORS

old dog, old habits— or warriors and wind are separated from the rest of the chain. they have to find some way to get by.

too tall (no pronouns)— or the consequences that come with being taller than the chain.

FOUR

Hey, the note on the shelf starts, this is the owner/s of the sword on the shelf.

Your eyes flicker to the sword in question before returning to the letter.

Under no— the word is stressed by slants and underlines— circumstance should you touch that sword. You'll be split into four and that's an entire situation.

Or do; it's not as though we can help you if you decide to, another note reads.

VIO, you can hear the shout in this one. SHUT UP.

WILD

This shelf is a mess.

Incomprehensible is easily the word you'd use to describe it if asked.

There's raw ingredients, ores, full-scale weapons, shed hairs, hair ties, clothes and armor sloppily put in a pile, and sludges of something put on plates.

You think you'll be sick.

WIND

You're not touching that box no matter how curious you are. Curiosity killed the cat and you don't think the satisfaction will bring it back.

Grabbing one of the many rocks amongst stones and pebbles, you toss it at the box and take several steps backs, waiting for something to happen.

Second guesses begin to cloud your mind when nothing happens for a few moments, stepping back in front of the shelf only to be met with a face-worth of paste and feathers.

The sound of laughter runs by you, exiting the library.

HYRULE

This shelf was a fairy haven. There were beds, cushions, plants, and snacks that were scaled so they would fit whatever fairy that may come across it.

If you could, you'd crawl your way inside and make yourself comfortable.

LEGEND

we're just friends (no pronouns)— or how he responds when his (strictly platonic) relationship is misinterpreted.

[skywitchmaja]

the thing about scott and stiles is that they both get that the supernatural chaos they get mixed up in is super dangerous and they both have an irresponsible compulsion to get involved anyway but the difference is scott needs to get involved bc he feels a personal responsibility to protect everyone and stiles need to get involved because he just knows it’ll be so fun!!

[utilitycaster]

I've been accused of arrogance many a time and yeah, there's some truth to that, but I am the image of humility compared to people who put their random D&D PCs in actual play main tags or as reblogs/replies to barely related posts.

[sproutbell]

need to stop reading graphic novel book reviews bc the average reader is a complete dumbass who already doesnt like/looks down on graphic novels or an enormous baby who cannot handle slightly bad things happening or a character who isnt morally pristine

[art-of-wackylurker]

Ok so I have good news, actually I DO have another guy to accompany Smasher today

Meet Vorskel, a nature nerd who just vibes but actually wishes he'd be something more. Also he's probably going to be the only clean-shaven guy in the squad lol

[omarfor-orchestra]

Sometimes I think about the fact that in middle school my father told me I wasn't made to study maths and then when I told him I wanted to study engineering he said maybe it wasn't the right choice and constantly told me it was ok to change university if I wanted

I'm basically gonna graduate out of spite

[braskide]

you know it's kinda funny when i gotta make myself remember at least once a day yuna is theoretically married? to a maester? she killed? he commited patricide? and forced her into marrying him? wanted to become sin on purpose? used his mother's aeon?

[mythvoiced]

-. brothers (gender neutral) how do i remove my shoulder blade and re-insert it in a way that makes it... idk... act like a fking shoulder blade which means Not make me aware of its existence

[gregmarriage]

whenever i get insecure about my looks etc , i remember that people have been attracted to me in the past and it WASN’T some long winded prank of some kind. also, they didn’t spilt up with me bc of my looks either, it was entirely separate issues they may have had. like, the year i was dating my ex wasn’t a joke in that sense, it was just kinda a waste of time, bc we broke up and it basically turned out they lied to me, and i felt very strung along, but again separate issue. they WERE attracted to me for a while. they asked ME out, the rest is weird, but that part’s true. like, there’s only so much you can fake, if you know what i mean

[selfspinninglies]

What do you think gay men are attracted to in men that they can’t be attracted to in women?

It can’t be anything about femininity or masculinity obviously. That’s both sexist, and cultural so can’t be what drives men-only attraction.

It can’t be anything about stated identity because someone could lie just as easily as they could tell the truth in such a statement, and it makes no sense because homosexuality and heterosexuality exists in other species with no stated identities. It’s not like other animals without gender are all pan.

Saying idk it’s the vibes or some indescribable trait men have that women can’t but “I can’t explain” is a nonanswer.

Soooooooo what is it? Or do you think any sexuality but bi/pan is just cultural performance or an identity rather than an inborn orientation?

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anon I draw ninja turtles you are asking the wrong person