#gilmore girls brainrot

[sandwich2451]

jess mariano s2e16 inspired this (i was on the verge of writing a whole ass story but it's late) and yes this is peak x reader poetry i dont know what got into me to stoop this low but the self insert is evident i think

poets

the candlelight flickers in the silent

night (o holy night). it is quiet.

two souls reach out to one another.

- I've never understood poetry.

his voice is rough, uneven, corroded.

hers is sweeter, but evenly eroded.

- i write. you only need patience for it.

theirs wears thinner by the second.

his laugh is hard like the plates

they threw at snowed in gates

he steals her eyes, her mouth, her heart.

- maybe your poetry I'll understand.

her laugh is honey. on the money.

used at the right time on the right mind.

- you wouldnt get through the first stanza.

the candle dies and he relights it.

she settles into the couch and he joins her.

the night is silent (o holy night) and yet

the moon shines bright on the souls.

- write something for me.

- my notebooks are full of you already.

two souls find each other

with careful hands, feeling for words.

she gives him hers.

[mqrianos]

jess mariano and rory gilmore are literally the SAME people at their core, just in opposite fonts. they MIRROR each other and are each other's TWIN FLAMES. that's exactly why they understand each other better than everyone else (asp herself said so). both are raised by teen moms and have deadbeat dads. yet, one is nurtured with love and care with a mom like lorelai. and the other is abandoned & ignored by a flaky mom like liz. both develop an immense love for reading regardless of whether it became kind of a coping mechanism. both exceed normal expectations of intelligence required for their age. hence, one goes above and beyond, strives for perfection with it, and craves validation while the other could not care less what people think and says "fuck it. rules don't matter anymore for me. i know stuff". one becomes stars hollow's princess, held onto a pedestal by everyone around her. the other becomes stars hollow's pariah, hated by every person he meets. both are under intense scrutiny by people where one is held to exceptionally high standards and the other is seen as "good for nothing". both of them break out of those respective moulds as soon as they become young adults. and both play a pivotal role in helping each other break out of those moulds and still be true to their inner selfs. I COULD WRITE AN ENTIRE TEN-PAGE ESSAY ON THE PARALLELS BETWEEN THEM....I REALLY COULD!

[beachybirb]

I made the mistake of rewatching one episode of Gilmore Girls last week and now all I can think about is fall

[the-overreactress]

Do I think Jess Mariano likes folk music?

Definitely not. No way.

Do I think Chris or Matthew do? And they made him sit down on the couch and listen to the Milk Carton Kids and Jason Isbell in all their infinite mid-2010s hipster y-ness? Do I think they played him Dylan, Baez, and Taylor and he scoffed, playfully?

Yes. Unequivocally.

Will Jess ever admit he started tapping his foot during a fast one and let a tiny tear escape during a particularly sad one full of haunting lyrics and lonesome yearning?

No. Never.

Am I gonna think about this from now until the end of time?

Yup.

[felix-fathoms]

thinking ab them n the parallels

[iamnathannah]

The Glorbie and Gellmore brainrot is real, and Gloria and Rory love to give the strap to their blondies, Barbie and Paris. 😏

https://x.com/fondalesbian/status/1766446343227125858?s=61&t=uYP2RXE8mMYkKIvIzhHjeg

[spir4nts-lun4r]

gilmore girls ask- okay but lane and dave were endgame

YES THANK YOU it's so unfair that lane ended up getting pregnant and married to Zack when DAVE existed like???

the writers spent so much time giving lane a complex relashionship with her korean mum in a western world with the whole issue of dating boys and being in a band, and Dave played music for her mother's christian sessions multiple times and read the WHOLE bible for her, just to marry her off to...zach

[disasterbiwriter]

"I met a boy with no head, told me his secrets I looked into his eyes, you know he was so pure at heart For a moment we became each other We found a love that made us slowly fall apart I see the color red in so many places This world, feels so ugly when life makes a fool of us

I love the color blue because It's in the sky And that's where God is."

[samstree]

Ooooh dance marathon you say? 👀❤️

ehehehehe thank you for asking about this one *kisses panda on the forehead*

Oxenfurt hosts a dance marathon that lasts for an entirety of 24 hours, from sunrise to sunrise. The last couple still dancing at the end wins. Jaskier needs to beat Valdo so he enlists the help of his friend, who happens to be a witcher therefore has good stamina. He must win. He also must hold Geralt very closely for 24 hours straight, even when he's really tired and can only cling to his strong witcher. Mushy feelings ensue.

The premise is from Gilmore Girls. They have the best community activities in Stars Hollow and I wish I could live there. Alas :3

🥕 wip ask game 🥕

[mushroompone]

plz talk abt starjack im intrigued

Starjack is so old Hollywood romance. It's enormous gestures between two fast-talking gals with their own internal language, it's whispered asides and smirks and barely-concealed laughter, it's love that is nearly physically destructive... And it could go so good or so bad. Could be picture perfect, everything in sync. Could be horse divorce tmg no children style.

Overall I think they speak the same language. I think they're both a little shrewder / more judgy than they let on, and anyone who's been in a relationship like that knows you get very close very fast. I think they both try to take this position of being "above it all" when in reality they long for comfort and closeness. I think Starlight would love to be a part of the Apple family. I like to think about them having this long courtship, sort of dancing around each other until they finally fall so deeply in love that it's either beautiful and limitless or just doomed. It would be so intense.

[laufhaye]

binge disorder: not what you're thinking

limiting myself to only one episode of everything i started lately because i will go insane if i watch more than one (im gonna end up finishing the season) and i will also go insane if i don't watch at least one! haha so I'm compromising

i'm half-ing some of them because the episode are like an hour long or half so ARGH i cant finish them or I'm gonna lose time to do anything else

listing because uhhh

adventure time (one full ep)

sharp objects (half an episode)

wandavision/agatha all along (half an ep)

julie and the phantoms (1 ep)

gilmore girls (also one full episode)

unbreakable kimmy schmidt (depends on the time duration i think)

[sandwich2451]

I'm watching Gilmore Girls bc I'm procrastinating studying for tests and by god s2e16 with rory lorelai and paris discussing literature??? it's so incredibly pretentious but today a friend and i were trying to have a convo in ancient greek so I'm exactly them and I'm so happy I'm as pretentious like omg i love those prentious elitist fucks so much <33

[agirlahaunt]

This is Bruce

[pinkmonkeybirddd]

Anyone wanna be mutuals?

Hi!! Im a teenager trying to avoid the brainrot side of the internet, learn new things and get my attention span back :)

I go to an art school where we mostly draw and sculpt but im interested in pretty much all kinds of art and want to learn more about many.

I like history (both art and war), chess (though im not the best at it), movies (dead poets society, little miss sunshine, asteroid city along with funnier ones like crazy stupid love, deadpool and many more.), Shows (That 70s show, Gilmore girls, brooklyn 99 and many more), books and poetry (although I currently don't read enough at all because i ruined my attention span but i will definitely improve and get back into it), studying (I recently started finding it enjoyable and even though I don't have the best discipline i love to study and am a really motivated student.), Music (I especially love everything from the 60s and 70s but Im into many genres and artists such as David bowie, Jeff buckley, Pat boone, Balašević, Plavi orkestar, Prljavo kazalište, Let 3, Billy Joel, Chet Baker, Mazzy star, The beatles, The cure, Sparks, My chemical romance, Mitski, 10cc, ssshhhiiittt and so on.)

I love learning about human emotions and how to deal with them as well as human behaviours and how to explain them.

If you'd like to chat feel free to contact me :)

[lilacpaperbird]

terminal samgirl brainrot means feeling upset when people criticize dean forester <3 (I haven't even watched gilmore girls)

[m4ndysk4nkovich]

fandom tag game!

thank you so much for tagging me, @lupeloto!!

name: aria

first fandom you became a part of? harry potter… my obsession was honestly really embarrassing😭

what was the first tv show fandom you joined? the office

how old were you? 8 or 9 i think?? i still love it

latest tv/movie fandom you became a part of? the bear, but i just started the walking dead (like actually started it, before i had just watched some episodes) however i don’t think i could be considered as in the fandom yet

a tv/movie fandom you haven't joined but like to creep on? gilmore girls, idk why i haven’t watched it yet

your favorite fandom? shameless:)

the tv show that gives you the most brainrot? shameless!!

the fictional couple that gives you the most brainrot? definitely gallavich, but i also love sebbie and sydcarmy just not on the same level as gallavich

guilty pleasure fictional couple? jimmy-steve and fiona, definitely- but also lip and mandy (although i hate them half of the time)

guilty pleasure tv show? nailed it??? idk honestly

and finally, something that made you happy this week? i got to babysit my little cousin (he’s 5 months old!)

tagging: @bees-flowers @carlgallagerswife @jademickian @deedala @milkmaidovich @stocious @swiftfootedachilles @too-schoolforcool @dicktozier