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tj-crochets Ā· 10 months ago
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Beetle bag! Bag of beetles!!!
This might be my favorite one yet, I love how these fabrics look together and this beetle print is just fantastic
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sweetsummerlamb Ā· 2 months ago
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A precious little chicken oven mitt that I made for the same gift exchange event with my friends as the whale shark pouch oā (ā (ā *ā ^ā ā–½ā ^ā *ā )ā )ā o
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bevanne46 Ā· 11 months ago
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Creative peopleā€¦
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crochetpiece Ā· 1 year ago
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DRAGON IS DONE I think that took all of the crochet energy out of me for the next few weeks so this will probably be my last crochet project for the year. Took me 4 days and I kinda wish I gave myself more time especially because the body kinda looks a little wonky when working in continuous rounds. I might go back to working on my needlepoint or sewing projects soon though. Also Niki nui for scale and also all the update photos I posted privately in various discords included him so they feel like a package deal. My coworker will not be getting a Niki nui as part of the gift.
If you want to make this little guy for yourself you can find the pattern here!
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gillyeowalters Ā· 27 days ago
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Because it is the anniversary of his death, I wanted to share a small story about my grandfather.
Before I knew that I was intersex, I identified as a trans man. And I went the way any trans man has to go if he wants to transition in my country. My parents thankfully were supportive but I was afraid to tell my grandparents. My grandparents were German and lived/were raised during the third reich. While both of them never said or acted in a way that suggested that they had fascist views (my grandfather was until he died part of a leftwing political party), but there still was this fear in me. "They are old, they grew up surrounded by abhorrent beliefs...". And then there was my aunt. Who would constantly claim that my grandfather was homophobic.
The problem was, back then, there were no openly out gay people in our area, so I never got the chance to see my grandfather interact with someone who was queer. So I just believed her. Because she was so insistent on it. And because it confirmed my fears and my brain loves to be constantly afraid.
But I knew I wanted to come out. I had to, eventually, because I had stopped my estrogen treatment (back then, I did not know that I got that because I was intersex) and went on testosterone instead and first physical changes began to show. We all lived in one big house, so my grandparents would eventually notice.
I was so afraid that my father at some point offered to talk to his parents. I waited outside in the hallway that led to their kitchen and listened.
My father explained, easy to understand, that I was going to transition from female to male because I felt terrible in my body. My grandfather asked, "Is that why the child* is so depressed all this time?" I had been in and out of multiple clinics for manic depression at that point. My father gave a yes. And my grandmother made the incredibly selfish comment, "Can't that wait until I am dead?"
Before I even got time to be upset, my grandfather slammed his fist down on the table. I had never seen or heard him do anything like that before. He was a very calm and collected man who preferred to leave the room before he got too angry. "No, it can't wait. The child gets to get well now. And if that is what is going to help, then it needs to be done."
From that day on, he never used my deadname again or used the wrong pronouns for me. Sometimes, he would stop in a sentence to think and remind himself, but he did always address me correctly.
He celebrated with me when my name was legally changed. He built the bed frame for me and my boyfriend's bed when we moved in together, just like he had built the first adult sized bedframe for me when I outgrew my small bed. He drove my boyfriend to his chemo sessions because my grandfather also had cancer and knew how terrifying it was to go alone.
Did he fully understand what it means to be intersex? To transition? No. But he understood that one of his loved ones was suffering and that he could help to alleviate that pain. And so he did.
He taught me calligraphy. He taught me how to sew. He taught me bookbinding. He gave me many gifts.
But the biggest gift he gave me was, that when someone hated me for what I am, I could stomach it. Because this man was willing to unlearn the bigotry he had been taught for decades so he could love me for who I am.
*in my grandpa's dialect it was normal to refer to children as just 'the child' (genderless)
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I was blown away by how many people have reblogged this post. I believe my grandfather would be very happy to see that he can give some hope and love to others even now.
I do not want him to stay faceless; so here is a piece of art I made for his obituary, with a slightly altered quote added now.
Dahlias were his favorite flowers. Orange ones especially. They reminded him of the home he had to flee from as a child.
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toomuchdickfort Ā· 21 days ago
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My dad for years: yeah this is your fault actually bc you never let me know when you would be available to interact
Me: ok hereā€™s when Iā€™m available. The ball is now in your court.
Dad:
Dad:
Dad:
Me: ok itā€™s been several months and I have another birthday gift for my brother
Dad: šŸ‘
Me:
Me:
Me: ok so. I need to get this to him. Hereā€™s specifics on when Iā€™d theoretically be available.
#banging my head against the fucking wall I already stress out so bad abt interacting with this man oh my god why is all this shit on me#sir Iā€™m the kid you raised isolated from seeing friends ever outside of school and you blocked anyoneā€™s number from my phone but my parents#Idj how to talk to people and set this shit up. so mister ā€˜communication is keyā€™ Iā€™m communicating. fucking WORK with me here#guilt trip my ass for not seeing me and then not doing shit to try and find a fucking middle ground#but itā€™s fine Iā€™m normal Iā€™m calm (gripping my hold on myself with unnecessary guilt and grief on one side and rage idk how to exist with on#the other)#todays been a very high emotions day#made myself nauseous being too anxious too long earlier (sometimes I get less self aware when Iā€™m Feelings and it was the sicky feeling that#made me go oh Iā€™m not allowed to b on YouTube anymore today bc I canā€™t b trusted to b reasonable with my spooky videos)#and then kept chewing at the inside of my mouth bc Iā€™m too aware that itā€™s past my brothers birthday and heā€™s not got his gift#and we were supposed to meet up the weekend after my younger brothers birthday but dad was vague and noncommittal and that weekend passed.#so I said ok next weekend. and that weekend passed#and he said weā€™re just very busy so I said ok let me know when u have an opening#and that was fucking November#and#that with the guilt of leaving a shitty household but having to leave your siblings behind#um#ANYWAY#I AM GOING I THINK TO PLAY VIDEOGAME AND SEW AND LISTEN TO FANFIC#vent#donā€™t mind me#Iā€™m just complaining#been a hot sec since Iā€™ve used those tags
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tj-crochets Ā· 2 years ago
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Crafting update: -I have abruptly realized I probably should have already started holiday crafting but am ignoring that for now lol - three rows completely sewn together out of fourteen for the new rainbow triangle quilt! One row sewn into a row but it needs one more round of ironing before I sew it to the quilt top. Ten rows to go - I have three coworker's babies (or grandbabies) to make blankets for! I think I'll just go for simple flannel blankets instead of quilts so I can get them all done quickly, but baby blankets!!! :D - I need to mail stuff and if I promised to mail you something recently I swear I still will. I have a pile of packages to mail forming, the local post office just has very restricted hours and the asthma flareup has made leaving the house into a high-spoons activity. So, this weekend? Or early next week at the earliest - oh no oh no holiday crafting
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racke7 Ā· 2 months ago
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Purchases that I (as an adult) am very happy with
Title says it all, let's go:
A silent vacuum-cleaner
An extra-thick exercise-mat
A big table-fan
A shower-brush
A computer-mouse with two extra-buttons
Ball-point pen
Needle-and-thread
An external harddrive
A dedicated mp3-player
An electric shaver
Gameboy Color
Bicycle-oil
#i'd include ''my many tool-boxes'' but those are gifts from my dad. i love them. but they're not purchases i've made.#is the silent vacuum-cleaner more expensive? yes. do i actually use it instead of doing everything in my power not to? also yes.#the exercise-mat is the only reason that i can even attempt the physiotherapy shit i'm doing right now.#the table-fan is very loud. but also plenty strong. it keeps me from dying when the ac is too expensive or inefficient#shower-brushes are one of those luxuries that you roll your eyes at for decades and then try and love with your whole heart#the extra-buttons on the mouse means that you can rig a program to have those be ''scrolling'' meaning that it'll still work#even when the scroll-wheel inevitably breaks down over time. which is much more convenient than buying a new mouse every time#there've been several times over the years where i've needed to ''write in ink'' and that ball-point pen has survived it all#you don't need to be GOOD at sewing in order to shove a needle through some fabric a few dozen times and fix your expensive shit#my external is incredibly old by this point. but it's still chugging along. and it's let me survive a LOT of computer mishaps#this one is a bit personal. but a dedicated mp3-player can basically keep playing music for days without recharging#and since it's not also an important emergency-item? you CAN run it until the battery dies with very little consequences#i can do in five minutes with an electric shaver what it'd take me AT LEAST ten minutes of concentration to do manually. less blood too.#my gameboy color is still going. i'm serious. it's survived everything i've thrown at it and come back for more.#even if i don't play with it anymore - the fact that it's still THERE as a possible thing? honestly pretty fantastic.#i feel like every apartment i've lived in? has had a squeaking door. i pour some bicycle-oil on the hinges? now it doesn't.#it's like a thirty-seconds fix. and it solves the problem for forever. it's genuinely incredible.#personal stuff#laughing#people are weird
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natalinidesign Ā· 4 months ago
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meneatyoghurt Ā· 11 months ago
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Some crafters really are like "I put hours and hours into making something for someone without stopping to think about whether they'd actually like and appreciate it, and now I'm mad they're not as grateful as I think they should be or treating it like the precious gift I believe it is".
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delightful-goblins Ā· 1 year ago
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https://chasingthreads.com/
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Classic Travellers Gift Box
Stitch Passport & Luggage Tag Set - Brown
Stitch Map Wall Banner
Stitch Star Sign Envelope Pouch
Stitch Your Flowers Tote Bag
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bevanne46 Ā· 1 year ago
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ohthisisgonnasuck Ā· 8 months ago
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NGL, that's how it felt (for me), which is why I made sure no one, except REALLY close friends, even knew.... Luckily I had a job and lived near the water, so I was able to stay clean and somewhat fed.
It's really just the inconsiderate assholes that make "the homeless problem"... By that I mean governments, corporations, and people that fucking litter.
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Stop hating the poor for being poor!
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DPXDC prompt: Friendly neighborhood forensic pathologist Danny Fenton is a new master of The Court of Owls? (Dead on main, of course) +Part 2: Talon Dick
Donā€™t underestimate what a ghost will do for a higher education. You see, it's the custom of the Fenton family not to run away from things they are afraid of but to face their fear. So Danny Fenton, who has learned to fear scalpels, steel clamps and surgical retractors, decides to do something about it and to dedicate his life to giving souls of those who died a violent death the final rest and justice they deserve.
Well, it didnā€™t really come to him at once. It started out as a simple joke:
Danny didnā€™t think he could continue his education after school. Frankly, his grades suck. However, Tucker for fun applied for a scholarship for gifted villains from Gotham University on his behalf.
And hell, they are willing to pay money for his education. Pay in full! Living in Park Row is also incredibly cheap. And with his flying ability, heā€™ll also save on transportation.
Danny is not a villain. And heā€™s not planning on becoming one. But he couldnā€™t lose that chance.
Why do you deserve this scholarship? ā€œMy parents are renowned ecto scientists, and Iā€™ve seen their dissection work at its best. Medical school is expensive, and this scholarship will help me accomplish my goal of becoming a forensic pathologist and helping maintain the boundary between the world of the living and the world of the deadā€¦or use it for my own ends. Of course.ā€
Well, Mr Two-Face was fully confident that despite his grades in the subjects, Danny was fully committed to achieving high academic achievement. Finally, work experience of Dan came in handy somewhere.
There were only few things about the death that Danny didnā€™t find on his own or from his ghost friends, so he managed to graduate in record time. Young Fenton thought he was lucky enough to get a job near Crime Alley. It was odd that the job was available. Even a new specialist like him was allowed to work full-time. And the salary was very decent.
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Danny: Yes, Jazz, everything is just fine. I found a great job and Iā€™m trying to relax and find a hobby, you know. Started feeding the local birds. Apparently they were abused, the poor things are so shy and aggressive.
The local birds:
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Letā€™s say that a returned Jason as undead cannot be killed for forever. The stab wounds heal quickly, the bullet holes sometimes itch unpleasantly for a few days, but in general his regeneration is at a level with some metahumans. This is convenient. But when Red Hood wakes up in the morgue after a particularly severe injury, heā€™s not happy. Sometimes even looking in the mirror at his dissection scar is difficult for him. And this situation is a fucking nightmare. Danny: Oh. Are you awake now? Iā€™m sorry I didnā€™t have time to put you on the couch, I didnā€™t have clean sheets and my assistant would have killed me because of the new stains. Red Hood: What the hell? Iā€™m sorry?! Itā€™s fucked up! Iā€™d love to see you wake up on the dissection table. Danny: Been there Done that. But hey, I didnā€™t put you there. You didnā€™t get here on my shift, give me a break.
Jason: ā€¦So, what's now? Danny: Well, I can offer you tea or coffee. Of course, only after I sew up the hole in your stomach and give you a change of clothes. Or I could go after the documents and pretend I didnā€™t notice one of my bodies got away. But then donā€™t dream about novocaine blockade. Pretty liver by the way, you donā€™t see that much in crime lords. Jason: Um, thank you? But youā€™re weird. Usually people are praised for the beauty of the face or eyes rather thanā€¦ Danny: Wow, now I feel attacked.You wake up in your helmet. I canā€™t compliment what I canā€™t see. Jason: Gee, Iā€™m surprised your colleague hasnā€™t taken it off yet. Danny: And lose important evidence? It is not customary for us to put curiosity above professionalism.
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Jason learns quickly that although Batman is willing to go anywhere to track him, there are always exceptions to the rule. The morgue was one of them. Not surprisingly, the emotional constipation and uncomfortable theme of Jasonā€™s death worked like a perfect bat repeller. Over time, Jason becomes really interested in a guy who genuinely laughs at his death jokes and listens to his problems at work without judgment. Danny is too cute and nice.
Danny*works*: No visitors allowed here.
Jason: Unless you are a zombie, right?
Danny:...Still not one of your hideouts. The book is where you left it, make some tea if you want it.
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Jason, once again delivered without a sign of life to Danny after the fight, woke up during pupillary reflex test.
Jason: Oh, beauty, you are just dazzling today.
Danny: As I thought, your regeneration didnā€™t cure your concussion before your resurrection. Iā€™ll give you referrals for all the tests and examinations. And we really should stop seeing each other like this. Please take care of yourself.
Jason: I donā€™t think you have the right to prescribe them to me. Danny: Technically I do not. But we live in Gotham. And for some time the hospital where I work at night is very sensitive to my requests.
Red Hood: And why? Danny: Itā€™s hard to explainā€¦ Red Hood: Doctor Handsome, Iā€™ve been through some shit, so try to surprise me. Danny: Okay, okay. Look, you are a crime lord for not too long, right? But criminals and cops are afraid of you and kids and your henchmen really likes you. Jason: ..So what? Danny: Can you please recommend how to maintain a reputation but so your people arenā€™t afraid of you? Jason: Why do you need this information? Your assistant finally realized youā€™re friends with walking corpses? Danny: Itā€™s not about that! Although, like.. you arenā€™t wrong? Itā€™s complicated. I may, well, accidentally, honestly, have seized power over a local secret aristocratic criminal society.
Jason: Baby, please tell me everything. I have a restaurant as a front for a business nearby. Itā€™s a date. Let's go. Danny: Let me finish a few stitches first, Jay.
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Red Hood and Red Robin fight near Batman: Hood: Replacement was on patrol without permission! Red Robin: And Jason is dating the new owner of Court of Owls! Batman:.. he's doing WHAT? Jason, how could you take such a risk? it is completely unprofessional and Red Hood: At least he loves me for whatā€™s inside me! Red Robin: Yeah, like a beautiful liver. Itā€™s a great relationship base. Red Hood: Iā€™m talking about my feelings and interests. Dumb lil stalker with a big mouth! Iā€™ll teach you not to bother my boyfriend.
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Henchman: Boss. We shouldnā€™t go into that area, the rumors are that there are Talons here. Red Hood: All under control, they wonā€™t touch us. Henchman: How can you be sure? The poem says 'Beware The Court of Owls, that watches all the time, ruling Gotham from a shadow..' Red Hood: Yeah yeah "speak not a whispered word of them or they'll send The Talon for your head". Iā€™m sleeping with their boss, of course Iā€™m sure. Henchman: Boss, donā€™t kid like that. Red Hood: I donā€™t pay you for gossip. Let's go.
Dick, to whom the memories began to return, haunts Jason because he did not cut for Lil Wing apple slices like he likes for lunch: Talon came to finish the job. Henchmen: scream
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Jason *shows Danny 'Red Flags' on youtube*: Hey, baby, want to be a little shit on our date? I know where Brucie Wayneā€™s having dinner tonight, so you can meet the family.
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plumipal Ā· 3 months ago
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Daughter of evil Vil
Once again a completely self indulgent post, sorry for the delay got a 40Ā° fever and fell like 3 times during the making of this BUT IM FINE NOW! These yans really are out to kill me after all I've put em though lmfao
So imagine, somewhere after chap 5 where vil and you have gotten to know eachother way better since the VDC. You're all and up thinking about the music you loved back from your own home, wishing you just could hear it once again. You basically had everything memorised, but it's not just the same!!
So, taking the matter into your own hands, you contact vil about wanting to stage a musical and if he perhaps wanted to be the "main villian" (aka both the main character and your favorite character). Vil, for once, isn't upset about being the main villain, on the contrary he's ecstatic! He can barely keep his mask up as he tells you that he would LOVE more than ANYTHING to be Riliane...
You're quick to thank him and hug him, him of course savoring every second of it. You're quick to get to work to writing the script/lyrics from memory along with sewing vils dress for him (it's like several dates over at ramshackle for him because he gets to be in such close vicinity with you alone.
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The play is an absolute success, vil gives his absolute ALL, just for you, and ONLY for you. He doesn't cate who else is seeing the damn musical, all he cares about at this point is your gave on him and your approval.
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He feels your gaze on him for the entirety, too blissful about being the center of your attention to even hold up his social persona incase anyone is filming after the musical. He just can't function correctly when you look at him, when you smile at him, when you do anything really. He's smitten, down bad, in love and everything inbetween.
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Ace and Deuce can't stand how Vil is blatantly flirting with you, resulting in them trying to drag you away after the show (only to be stopped by vil, he has charmed you during this performance, and of course he shows in that he has a gift for you back at his dorm.
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The gift being smothering you in his love and kisses, almost some sort of cuteness aggression as he can't stop himself. The blood sweat an tears you put into this and how you chose him to be the main character almost moved him to tears after all, you had to be rewarded <3
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Not long after the musical, people had sent their gossip photos around to several accounts on magicam as to get some juicy drama our of the megastar. But, at this point, vil is too smitten with you to even care about his social status anymore. He doesn't care about magicam or being better than niege liek he used to. He only cares about you and your approval.
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Still a short post, but I hope you all enjoy! I love love LOVE the musical, and recommend yall give it a litsen! The evillious chronicles on YouTube, especially the newer one (Karen aka the girl who plays riliane is just so much more vil coded imo). Anyway hope yall enjoy :P
Link to the song in question:
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geraskierfanficprompts Ā· 10 days ago
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Prompt 149
This prompt has been filled by me! Anyone can write more interpretations and I'd love to see them, but if you're a reader, here's mine! https://archiveofourown.org/works/63921304
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An alternate universe where everything is basically the same, except for that Witchers aren't taught anything about humans, and never truly interact with any. Witchers don't go into towns for contracts. Monster contracts are posted on boards on the outer border of towns. People must check back every day to see if the contract has a knife in it. If it does, it means the witcher is either out fulfilling it, or already has. The witcher will then walk out of the forest with proof of it's kill, you gift them clothing, food, weaponry, sometimes even a steed, and back away slowly. Geralt is a witcher. And the most monstrous of them, if you were to ask him. He has sickly skin, long unnaturally white hair, and those slitted yellow eyes of his. It doesn't matter. Roach doesn't care how he looks, and that's good enough for him. He's hoping this contract will give him some new clothes. He'd even take sewing supplies. His best shirt has a big gash in the sleeve. Which wouldn't normally bother him, he could deal with it, but Roach keeps trying to nibble on it. It's a contract for a bruxa. One that's apparently been causing a lot of issues for some "count." Disrupting parties and attempting to lure people away for the slaughter. Geralt has killed her, and has her head as proof. When he approaches the board with his proof, he sees two humans waiting for him. One of them sneers in disgust, and one of them gasps in horror, tearing up. Geralt presents the head, and then holds his hand out for his reward. The older human shoves the scared one at Geralt. The scared one stumbles as he's shoved, and looks up at Geralt with big, wet blue eyes. Geralt tilts his head and turns back to the older one. That one must be the Count. "Your reward, Witcher." "F- Father!" "Silence, Julian. I don't care what you do to him." The Count turns and leaves. 'Julian' looks at Geralt with fear. Geralt is used to that. Witchers are scary. "I- I thought Witchers only hunted monsters, why did you kill Emmaline?" "...This?" Geralt asks, holding up the head, and the human gags, but nods. "It was a monster. She was a Bruxa. A type of vampire." Julian stares blankly for a moment, before he erupts into laughter. Geralt doesn't usually see or hear laughter very often. He likes when this 'Julian' laughs! Oh, but the laughing turns to sobbing. "I should've known! Of course she didn't like my bloody songs! She liked my bloody blood!" The Julian cries, and Geralt feels awkward. He doesn't quite know how to make a human happy. This would be easier if Geralt were at his camp. He doesn't like being so close to a town. He needs to be in the woods. He scoops up his (apparently) Julian, and throws him over his shoulder and walks him back to camp. Julian is now sitting by Geralt's campfire, still crying, but now it's silent. Geralt sits down beside him. Humans comfort with touch, he thinks. He doesn't truly know. He awkwardly puts his arms around Julian, and it doesn't seem to working.... Aha! Because the tears are still coming! Geralt can fix that! Geralt leans in and licks the salty water away. Julian starts laughing again, and finally relaxes. Geralt did it! He's such a good humankeeper! Having a human around is difficult, but Geralt is quite happy with this new arrangement! Geralt smiles a lot more than he used to. His human is adorable, and he's funny! And Geralt is learning so much more about humans! But sometimes that's horrifying. Geralt learned humans need to eat every day, so Geralt has begun hunting more. Julian didn't tell him this fact, Geralt had to learn it by himself when Julian fainted one day. Geralt also learned that humans are delicate things. Julian tripped over a root in the ground and ended up bleeding! BLEEDING! Geralt nearly lost it, that day. He licked his scratch clean, and bandaged his human, and kept a grip on his arm the rest of the day to balance him. They're sensitive, too.
The night had a light breeze, or so Geralt thought. Julian was shaking, teeth chattering, breaths visible. Hm. Perhaps it was colder than Geralt thought. He drags the human over, making Julian let out an odd "whoop!" sound, and wraps his arms around him. Julian scoots closer before settling, wrapping around geralt.
Humans are also curious. Too curious. Julian followed him on a hunt once and almost got hurt. Geralt shouted at him, immediately felt horrible, and apologized, but made sure to let Julian know that Julian was the one who did something stupid. Geralt thinks about getting a leash to keep his human safe at camp, but he doesn't think Julian would go for it.
His human seems happy! Until he doesn't. All of a sudden he's walking slower, and constantly frowning, and he sighs every few minutes! It's driving Geralt crazy not knowing how to fix it! He's tried all the things that have worked before! He licked him, he hugged him, he let him pet Roach, he made him a bigger portion of food, but nothing is working!
"What troubles you?" "ā€¦Hm? Oh, sorry. It's justā€¦ I wanted to be a bard. Before." "Before?" "ā€¦My father.. Sold me to you, Geralt."
Oh yeah.
"ā€¦What's a bard?" "G- Geralt, you don't know what a bard is?" "No." "Why, it's simply the best career out there! At least for me. Bards make music. They travel the continent singing their sweet melodies and sharing their feelings and hope to every townsperson out there. Farmers and nobles alike love a good bard."
Julian twitters on some more about these 'bard' titles.
"How do you become a bard?" "Well, you need an instrument. I had a lute, once. And you write songs in a notebook or journal. And all you have to do is sing them."
Thus Geralt makes a plan. Geralt goes searching for these items, loots here and there, and he believes he has a perfectly functional 'lute' and a journal. Geralt has a journal. It's too full of monsters to be given to his human, though. His human deserved one just for his songs.
When Geralt gave these items to his human, his human started sobbing. Shit! But Julian insists it's "happy" sobbing??? That's a thing? Humans will also cry when happy? Geralt will take note of this.
Geralt's Julian is MUCH happier now! And he makes such nice noises! He sings for Geralt all the time now. He strums his lute, and sings, and when he's not doing that, he's humming, and when he's not doing that, he's excitedly chatting away to Geralt, and it all makes him so happy. His human is happy! He likes his little human friend. And Geralt now knows for sure his human friend likes him back.
"Though it hurt so much at the time, I'm so very glad my father gave me to you. I've truly never been happier."
It appears Julian's last humankeepers were bad at their job, despite being humans themselves. Oh well. Doesn't matter now. Geralt would never rehome him.
Thus comes Geralt's problem. Winter is coming. He needs to head to the keep. He can keep his human alive up the path, Geralt's sure of it. He's skilled in humankeeping by now. But the actual staying part is what scares him. What if when Julian meets the other witchers, he finds one that can keep him even happier than Geralt? What if Geralt loses his Julian!? It's just unthinkable!
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