#giant squid cookie

[cosmicwhoreo]

Wholesome Reunions~

It's amazing what can go down in 50+ years~!

Giant Squid Cookie belongs to @80bitesofsweets

Black Lava Cookie belongs to @rawdough

[80bitesofsweets]

heres my pirate cookie, known to some as giant squid cookie, known to less as Great Kraken Cookie. Old salty dough has a temper as rough the waves, strength as deadly as winds and friendly as hungry sharks with a blood trail.

only few lived to tell the tale when encountering this cookie on his bad day.

one would pop their eyes open to learn this cookie even has a crew let alone cookies he refers to as... "companions"

[rawdough]

If you've never beaten the daylights out of multiple people at the same time for talking shit about your friends, then what's the point?

Giant Squid Cookie belongs to @80bitesofsweets

Albatross Cookies belongs to @cosmicwhoreo

[shipshinaa]

Crayfish don't understand Giant Squid cookie, forgive him

He's just trying to be a little nice

Giant Squid Cookie belongs to @80bitesofsweets

[chibifox2002]

Here's all the pookie bears I drew!

Albatross Cookie belongs to @cosmicwhoreo

Red Crayfish Cookie belongs to @shipovnikk

Banana Eel Cookie belongs to @cornkernelcorp

Giant Clam Cookie and Black Lava Cookie belong to @rawdough

Giant Squid Cookie belongs to @80bitesofsweets

[limboraptor]

Yeaaaah, sometimes Ventresca's monster radar is a bit off....

Doesn't stop him from yapping on and on about his countless successful hunts over the seas to the locals at the bar! (Poor Kraken...)

Giant Squid Cookie belongs to @80bitesofsweets Albatross Cookie belongs to @cosmicwhoreo

[wonwoonlight]

I have started playing cookie run: kingdom and pls look at my new baby who I've summoned 5 (five) minutes ago and is now my absolute favorite

[factual-fantasy]

Hi factual I have another question but I also hope your health is ok! Hopefully whatever is happening will pass and you are ok!

But onto my question, what inspired you to make pirate cookies? I also don’t know much about cookie run but I’ve never heard of it being that particular theme. Have you ever thought of making different versions?

Thank you, I hope this will pass soon too.. 🥺💔

As for why I chose pirates, its was becuase I saw a lot of other people making cookie run artwork. The characters all looked so colorful and really fun to draw. It really made me think of making my own cookie run ocs.. but I was unsure. Its when I saw Rawdough's Giant Squid(??) cookie that I thought "OK. THAT, IS COOL. I just HAVE to make some colorful cookie pirates of my own now." XD Plus I've always loved pirate crew characters and stories. So it was right up my allay anyways!

But those weren't the only cookies I thought of making. I also experimented with some cowboy cookies.. 👀👀

Jelly biscuit(?) cookie, canned beans cookie and corncob cookie! I almost brought them to completion too. But ultimately I went with the pirates XDD the pirate theme was my original inspiration and so far I've had a lot of fun with the crew :}}

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

What Is and Isn't a Fish: a List

A list of the animals I discussed in my fish essay, but for those who don't want to scroll through paragraphs of text to find out if an animal is or isn't a fish. Just CTRL+F your way through here!

I'll add onto here more animals whenever I get asked about them being fish. See my fish essay here!

Some notes before you proceed:

Yes, all tetrapods are fish! We are phylogenetically fish, as we are and our ancestors were lobe-finned fish! "Fish" in the phylogenetic sense is a paraphyletic group if you try to exclude tetrapods, so it is frankly impossible.

How come tetrapods aren't listed as fish then? Long answer, read my essay. Short answer, me and other fish accounts tend to operate on the morphological definition of fish, so does most of the world. Here I use the morphological definition of "fish".

Fish:

Jawless fish

Hagfish

Lamprey

Cartilaginous fish

Sharks

Dogfish

Whale shark

Chimaeras/Chimeras/Ghost sharks

Ratfish

Ray

Stingray

Skate

Ray-finned fish

Teleosts

Catfish

Eels

Moray eel

Seahorse

Sea dragon

Lobe-finned fish

Coelacanth

Lungfish

Not Fish:

Crustaceans

Krill

Shrimp

Crab

Crayfish/Crawfish/Crawdad

Lobster

Spiny lobster

Triops

Mantis shrimp

Barnacle

Isopod

Copepod

Shellfish

Mollusks/Molluscs

Gastropods

Sea snail

Sea slug

Snails and slugs in general

Sea angel

Sea hare

Sea bunny

Cephalopods

Octopus

Squid

Cuttlefish

Nautilus

Inkfish

Bivalves

Clam

Mussel

Scallop

Oyster

Chiton

Chelicerates

Horseshoe crab

Sea spider

Water mite

Diving bell spider

Cnidarians

Jellyfish/Sea jelly/Jelly

Coral

Sea anemone/Anemone

Siphonophores

Portugese man o' war

Echinoderms

Sea cucumber

Sea pig

Feather star

Sand dollar

Sea biscuit

Sea cookie

Brittle star/Serpent star

Sea urchin

Starfish/Sea star

Comb jelly

Lancelet

Tunicates

Sea squirt

Salp

Annelids

Bristle worm

Bobbit worm

Spoon worm

Giant tube worm

Bone-eating worm

Sea mouse/Sea mice

Feather duster worm

Christmas tree worm

Leech

Flatworm

Amphibians

Salamander

Amphiuma

Mudpuppy/Mud puppy

Waterdog

Olm

Axolotl

Siren

Frog

Toad

Tadpole

Caecilian

Reptiles

Sea snake

Water snake

Snakes in general

Sea krait

Turtle

Snapping turtle

Softshell turtle

Sea turtle

Terrapin

Marine iguana

Crocodilian

Crocodile

Alligator

Caiman

Gharial

Bird

Penguin

Seagull

Loon

Swan

Mammals

Whale

Orca

Baleen whale

Toothed whale

Dolphin

River dolphin

Porpoise

Narwhal

Beluga whale

Sperm whale

Pinniped

Seal

Sea lion

Leopard seal

Elephant seal

Walrus

Sirenian

Manatee

Sea cow

Dugong

Otter

Sea otter

Beaver

Hippo

Platypus

Muskrat

Water shrew

[shiyorin]

Time to silly headcanon

Primarchs but they are in Hogwarts Au

Because everyone need Hogwarts au :v

Lion El'Jonson 

Top marks in everything but has a resting bitch face

Secretly a big softie but acts aloof

Skips class to nap in the forest

Once stupefied a professor but claims it was an accident

They think he is Slytherin but he is Gryffindor

Fulgrim

Slytherin prefect, always flawlessly styled hair and robes

Always changing hair and outfit more than Luna Lovegood

Hosts lavish potions parties in the Room of Requirement

Already opened a beauty salon in Hogsmeade on weekends

Perturabo

Ravenclaw but always in detention for arguing with teachers

Could single handedly build a new Hogwarts over summer

Always scribbling dark fortress designs instead of notes

Enchanted the suits of armor to attack people who irritate him

Jaghatai Khan

Always late to class because racing brooms in the halls 

Sends letters via hawk instead of owl

Hufflepuff seeker, fastest broom in the game

Enchanted his motorcycle to fly

Leman Russ

Gryffindor team captain, chill dude until someone mentions Slytherin

Parties in the Forbidden Forest weekly

On a first name basis with the giant squid

Sneaks hip flask of firewhiskey into class

Rogal Dorn

Hufflepuff prefect, stickler for the rules  

Enchanted the suits of armor as a personal army

Constructed multiple secret bases around campus

Reported Peeves to the headmistress at least weekly

Konrad Curze

Not actually a student, caretaker is convinced he's a ghost

Lurks in shadows muttering about "justice"

Won't stop leaving creepy notes in people's bags

Has never been seen in daylight

Sanguinius 

Gryffindor seeker and favorite student of professors

Runs free tutoring for anyone struggling in class

Tries to help everyone even if they’re mean to him

Secretly a vampire but hasn't told anyone yet

Ferrus Manus

Technically should be in Ravenclaw but hangs with Gryffindors

Top of the Transfiguration class

Always transfigures things by accident when angry

Stockpiles spare parts in the Room of Requirement

Angron

Kicked out of every class for flying into homicidal rages 

Secretly takes care of magical creatures in the forest

Pranks people by putting curses on bludgers

Weekly visits to St. Mungo's due to "outbursts"

Why is he Hufflepuff???

Roboute Guilliman

Head Boy and Ravenclaw prefect patrols the halls excessively 

Top marks in every class and pays attention except Prophesy

Binds rule books to smack people who break curfew 

Daily schedules include color-coded classes and chores

Mortarion 

Constantly skipping herbology to smoke strange plants out back 

This Slytherin always smells like a wet grave and fungi

Hoards Doxys and bowtruckles in the damper closets 

Enchanted his robes to be self-cleaning but they’re still grimy

Magnus the Red

Runs the wizard chess club and gobstones club

Has a psychic duel with Professor Trelawney weekly 

Secretly teaching advanced magic to other houses in the Room of Requirement

Uses crystal balls to gaze into the future of quidditch matches

Somehow became the most hated Ravenclaw

Horus Lupercal

Charismatic Gryffindor prefect and heir to Dumbeldore

Talented chaser who carries the quidditch cups every year

Top marks but still finds time for partying with Slytherins

Already has several Hogsmeade businesses lined up for after graduation

Lorgar Aurelian

Runs Slytherin religious cult meetings in the Forbidden Forest

Always gets plucked from class for excessive proselytizing 

Has enchanted murals all over the school of super holy scenes

Constantly blessing other students whether they want it or not

Vulkan

Hufflepuff chaser, always lets the snitch go 

Best at Care of Magical Creatures, even the dangerous ones love him

Secretly bakes the best cookies in the kitchens 

Constantly in the hospital wing due to "potions accidents"

Corvus Corax

Introverted Ravenclaw, knows all the hidden passages

Best student in Defense Against the Dark Arts

Skips classes to research advanced transfiguration

Owl delivery? Nah he climbs in your window

Alpharius/Omegon

No one knows if they're the same person or twins   

Always seen disappearing around corners and through secret passages

Top marks in Potions but no one knows which one is which

Pranks people by polyjuicing as other students

[cosmicwhoreo]

ppl askin who quid cookie taken by <-<

The world may never know~

[80bitesofsweets]

with more to come.

enjoy.

[80bitesofsweets]

teehee

:3

SCREAMING AND CRYING I'm so excited to see more of your GUY

[shipshinaa]

Oh shit oh fuck the big guy was stolen

Dont ask how in the world he did that, he will not tell-

Giant Squid cookie belongs to @80bitesofsweets

[chibifox2002]

I love them dearly so I have stacked them ❤️

@cosmicwhoreo @80bitesofsweets

(I ALMOST FORGOT TO TAG Y'ALL FOR YER BOIS 😰)

[virozero]

Primarch mermay ideas

[ there is a method to the madness just ask me and I'll explain lol]

Lion - Lion fish, Mahi

Fulgrim - giant phantom jellyfish, halfmoon beta fish

Perturabo - basking shark, north pacific giant octopus

Jahatai - black marlin, shirtfin mako

Leman - wolf eel, great barracuda

Dorn - Lemon pleco, spiny oyster

Konrad - Humboldt squid, orca

Sanguinius - red-toothed triggerfish, cookie cutter shark

Ferrus - decorator crab, horseshoe crab

Angron - Atlantic sturgeon, sperm whale

Guilliman - Yellow Fin Tuna, blue tang

Mortarion - Whale Fall, Greenland shark

Magnus - rainbow parrot fish, oarfish

Horus - lunar wrasse fish, manta ray

Lorgar - koi fish, spotted garden eel

Vulkan - hammerhead shark , zebra lionfish

Corax - trumpet fish, black sea bass

Alpharius & Omegon - mimic octopus, leafy sea dragon