#albatross cookie

[cosmicwhoreo]

I've made my pirate cookie

Meet Captain Albatross Cookie, an infamously vain pirate that likes to flaunt stolen luxury and his impressively large crew that he affectionally refers to as "his flock".

Armed with a dangerous wit and deviousness, he's made quite a name for himself in the Black Sugar Market. A valuable ally to have in any negotiation or despicable plan. But, when it comes to actual physical fights? He is an absolute coward and would sooner hightail than throw down. Mostly because he is so physically weak it's sad. Which is why he prefers to rely on his canon-fodder "Flock" and allies for muscle.

[rawdough]

Albatross... Smug in, like, the mean girl kinda way- He knows he's pretty.

Albatross Cookie belongs to @cosmicwhoreo

[chibifox2002]

Here's all the pookie bears I drew!

Albatross Cookie belongs to @cosmicwhoreo

Red Crayfish Cookie belongs to @shipovnikk

Banana Eel Cookie belongs to @cornkernelcorp

Giant Clam Cookie and Black Lava Cookie belong to @rawdough

Giant Squid Cookie belongs to @80bitesofsweets

[shipshinaa]

So I think I'm funny, so to the previous post, here it comes, THE CRAYFISH BOX

Everyone can have one for free cause I dont wanna deal with them-

(those cookies belongs to @rawdough , @80bitesofsweets and @cosmicwhoreo )

[limboraptor]

Yeaaaah, sometimes Ventresca's monster radar is a bit off....

Doesn't stop him from yapping on and on about his countless successful hunts over the seas to the locals at the bar! (Poor Kraken...)

Giant Squid Cookie belongs to @80bitesofsweets Albatross Cookie belongs to @cosmicwhoreo

[ryctone]

Since Albatross takes Madeleine's place from most of the story lines in this AU, theres a lot of things that change from the original story because they aren't as kind/egocentric as Madeleine is.

[cosmicwhoreo]

Dunno if Al would tussle, especially with Spotted. He's rather frail and very breakable all things considered. More a mind over matter kind of dude that would rather let others do the dirty work for him. He'd def more antagonize some meat-headed sailor if he knew he was in a safe environment to do so.

So a bit of a dirty scribble but Hey! I've been wanting to draw this since I saw @cosmicwhoreo's Albatross Cookie mostly because I knew he and my own OC Spotted (Abalone) Cookie would Hate Each Others cookie guts.

A fallen noble who really doesn't care for nobles anyway and has a devoted love for her crew vs a wannabe noble who'd sacrfice his crew on the drop of a hat? I dunno I can see them beating the stuffing out of each other- they're just playing nice cause the Barkeep will murder them if they break stuff again

Also done in a more humanoid style cause I can't draw cookies worth a shoot. fhl;kshslkhg.

[kengi-bengi]

Is Albatross able to interact with the real world (can he touch Turtle, can he smell things) or is he doomed to make snarky commentary forever?

He cant interact with most things, If he were to touch someone they would feel a bit of a chill but nothing "odd" or clear enough to be registered as the touch of another dragon He cant smell, physically feel, or taste things He also cant wonder far away from Turtle, after all his soul was re-awakened and bound to Turtle As for the comments? He warms up to Turtle and is actually quite nice to him, his intentions are good. Tho his actions arnt always pure of heart- they get the job done the fastest

[wings-of-flying]

>:( ated all cookie dough bites

[selfaware-bungou-stray-dogs]

How do you come up with the personal nicknames for GL?

I choose most of the nicknames based on characters interests or likes. Or, with something, that can be associated with characters.

Fyodor's, Nikolai's and Fukuzawa's were an easy pick (Myshonok, Birdy, Kitten).

Oda get nickname, that based on his dream to be a writer (Novel Luck)

Sigma get cookie themed nickname (Cookie Heart).

Ayatsuji's nickname based on his love of dolls (Porcelain Treasure).

Flags nicknames based on their 'jobs' (Racing Star for Albatross, Kindly Care for Doc, Start Performer for Lippmann, Rare Coin for Piano Man). Only Iceman's Snowflake is based on his own nickname.

Poe and Bram get an 'associated' nicknames (Little Raven, Little Bat).

Kouyou's nickname "Flower" are based on her first manga appearance (under Sakura Trees).

For Tetchou's "Sakura Blossom" slightly based on his ability, and because, for me, Plum Blossom sounds a bit strange for an affectionate nickname.

Jouno's "Firefly" based on his ability (turning into afterglow).

Chuuya's "Symphony" came from Chuuya's love of music.

At this moment, Dazai's nickname "Iris Flower" was the hardest to think about. I didn't want to used classic fannon "belladonna", because of second meaning of it (beautiful woman) and wanted to have something more neutral. But, I wanted to keep the theme of poisonous plant and a hidden meaning. So, I took a look at the list of poisonous plants and looked their meaning in flower language. That's how I choose iris. It's a very poisonous plant, that means "trust, valor, and wisdom, in addition to loyalty, good news, glad tidings, and the arrival of happiness". Moreover, Japanese irises symbolize elegance, admiration, strength, hope, courage, and health.

[crowscadence]

BSD as things I’ve heard in band

Tachihara: Who wants to do some carpool kareoke?!

Akutagawa: I’d rather you skin and boil me alive

Yosano: They were like “should we medicate her?” and I said no because I didn’t want to lose my sparkle

Ranpo: I don’t have to worry about that because my sparkle is autism

Kunikida: *sigh* I’ve been afflicted by Dazai’s bullshit

Dazai: hey scoot over a bit

Chuuya: no you’re not my master

Dazai: actually I am, be my dog

Dazai, holding just the head of a dog-shaped cookie jar: Isn’t he cute?

Atsushi: Dazai why do you have a dog head

Dazai: The rest of the body is in my bag :)))

Atsushi: That doesn’t make it any better-

Dazai: Hey, did you hear who just got asked out?

Chuuya: Who?

Dazai: You *finger guns*

Atsushi, running from Akutagawa: Help, I’m being attacked by a wild emo!

*15 Dazai and Chuuya arguing over the plural of penis*

Mori: you two are making me question my life choices

Nikolai: What if edible p*rn was a thing?

Sigma: please never say those words in that order ever again

Dazai, after a mission: You know Atsushi you’re really not beating those furry allegations

Atsushi: yeah I saw that one coming

Kenji: Going to Paris without seeing Versailles is like going to New York for the first time and not seeing the Tilted Towers

Kyouka: …Kenji that's from fortnite

Yosano: well you may be the best walking condom ad I’ve ever seen

(This quote would fit so many)

Ango: nothing like a government website to keep you up at 2AM

(this was from my band director)

Kunikida, talking about Dazai: The fact that he’s not responding to my texts right now is bull because there’s no way that sleep-deprived, caffeine-addicted twink isn’t awake

Dazai: this is the face of a professional

Atsushi: that’s the face of a fucking idiot

Kunikida, talking about his headcanonned college experience: do you know what kind of foul things come out of frat guys’ mouths?

Dazai: no but I know what foul things probably go in them

Akutagawa: I must be a poison type because I can’t stop fucking koffing

Dazai, mocking fyodor: what’s the point of saying meow if it’s not in a Russian accent?

Dazai: I dunno about you but Tom Riddle could grease my cork

Dazai: never thought I’d see the day when I’d be handcuffed in the band room but okay

Ranpo, putting on sunglasses inside: gotta rep that autism

*Dazai bitching and moaning about sore muscles*

Atsushi: be glad for the pain, it means you’re alive

Dazai: bitch you know I’m suicidal

Dazai, holding up a brightly colored Hawaiian shirt: oh my god guys this is the shirt I wore to emergency therapy after trying to off myself

Albatross: do y’all think I could pull off a black turtleneck or would I just look like that kid from The Incredibles

Atsushi, walking with his hoodie pocket full of tuners: I’m like a marsupial with my tuner babies

Dazai: Listen that song is a banger, but with all those weird time signatures I think that playing it would make me wanna kill— shit I forgot I’m not allowed to make that joke anymore

[cosmicwhoreo]

He get's this question a lot, to the point it kinda annoys him... He has fun with it tho!

[rawdough]

If you've never beaten the daylights out of multiple people at the same time for talking shit about your friends, then what's the point?

Giant Squid Cookie belongs to @80bitesofsweets

Albatross Cookies belongs to @cosmicwhoreo

[chibifox2002]

I love them dearly so I have stacked them ❤️

@cosmicwhoreo @80bitesofsweets

(I ALMOST FORGOT TO TAG Y'ALL FOR YER BOIS 😰)

[twolonelycomets]

The flags Halloween headcanons cause why not:

Albatross of course sneaks into Chuuya’s apartment again. He calls everyone over to watch horror movies together.

Albatross would be the most scared and cuddle up to chuuya the whole time.

Iceman would usually be the one to make Halloween cookies or something.

Doc loves carving the pumpkins, he likes adding scary smiles to them

Lippman would try to pick all the costumes out for everyone

Pianoman probably already knows what everyone is gonna be for Halloween

Albatross dresses up as sheetghost with sunglasses

Doc dresses up as a mad scientist

Iceman doesn’t dress up

Pianoman and Lippman dress up as princesses (this is canon cause I say so)

Chuuya wasn’t sure he wanted to dress up, but then everyone kept begging him to do so

He eventually just dressed up as Jeff the Killer

(He was a creepypasta fanboy cause I say so)

[the-flags-answer-ur-questions]

🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

here i gift you all a cookie (except albatross he gets none >:) )

-🦆

“Bro what did i ever do to you?!?!” -Albatross🏍️

“Knowing you probably a lot” - Chuuya🌑

“Ignore them- thank you for the gift we’re all very grateful” - Lippmann 🪻

“I’m not” -🏍️

“Shut up.” - Pianoman🎶

*Iceman doesn’t accept the cookie, neither does Doc*