#giant roaches

[rbade-art]

[bizarrelittlemew]

this has to be a shout-out to the fandom for speculating about the sleeping arrangements aboard the Revenge for over a year

[oldschoolfrp]

I am telling Yelp about this (Jim Holloway, Chill: Adventures into the Unknown 1e, Pacesetter, 1984)

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Too many fucks in the hotel kitchen (most of them thankfully not literal) (MOST of them)

Angel Dust: “Are you TRYIN’ to kill me???”

Vaggie: “If I was, I wouldn’t have missed.”

Angel Dust: “YOUR SPEAR ALMOST SHAVED OFF MY CHEST FLUFF”

Vaggie: “You looked at Charlie and said ‘ugh’.”

Angel Dust: “No shit I said UGH! Your girlfriend’s oozing demonic tar all over the kitchen!”

Vaggie: “So? She’s allowed to have midnight snacks without being a night person.”

Angel Dust: “Not all over my bagel she isn’t!”

Charlie: “???bAGeL???”

Angel Dust: “Oh hell no you don’t-”

Vaggie: “Give her the bagel and it’ll give me time to make pancakes.”

Charlie: “!!!!!!pAN-----CAkEsssssss!!!”

Angel Dust: “…you’re fucking one fucking creepy lady, lady.”

Vaggie: “Shows what you know, asshole. She’s absolutely adorable, aren’t you Charlie?”

Charlie: “~~~~HEHEHEH~~~ iM cUUUTe~~~”

Angel Dust: “Motherfucker… these damn pancakes had better be worth it.”

Vaggie: “The fuck said I was making you any?”

Angel Dust: “What th- I gave your creepy girl my bagel!”

Vaggie: “And called her creepy.”

Angel Dust: “I made a sacrifice out of the goodness of my heart and this is what I get for it? That was my fucking bagel! RESPECT MY FUCKING BAGEL, BITCH!!”

Husk: “Who the fuck let him fuck the bagels again.”

Angel Dust: “Oh fff-uck me.”

Vaggie: “Again?”

Charlie: “Bagel-ssS? PLURAL???”

Angel Dust: “Blame Husky voice over there, he dared me to!”

Husk: “I said don’t fuck up that bagel.”

Angel Dust: “See?? Listen to the way he’s sayin’ it! So I had ta! And it was just the one time!”

Vaggie: “WHEN was this ‘one time’.”

Angel Dust: “…Uhh…”

Vaggie: “…”

Vaggie: “Babe. Drop the bagel.”

Charlie: “Suddenly I’m very awake now and really wish I wasn’t.”

- NEW HOTEL RULE ANNOUNCEMENT-

57.) No fucks in the kitchen. Not of any kind. Don’t even say the word while you’re in there, it’s too fucking dangerous.

[krumpkin]

The great Oliver Hardy and Stan Laurel along with Jimmy Durante and Buster Keaton 😊

[lynxacratic]

I have a lot of thoughts about this… But I shall make a full post about it tomorrow!! But TLDR: Dan Heng feels comfort and security with others (specifically the express)

[flame-shadow]

Giant’s Lair [Roach Village] Bug Fables OC Collab [21/26]

Background - @flame-shadow

Character Credits:

Bladeren - Locket

Maggie - @erijuice

Gil - @candycanearter07

Cameron the Maestro - @czalserafino

Professor Enzo - @minersjob

Synth - @cordycepsbian

Berry - @lemmykirby

Hierophant Victor - @fallenaither

[skunkes]

we saw an enormous giant water bug in the parking lot tonight while walking the dogs and i didnt know you could find them Here much less so far away from any facking water now im terrified.

I feel like when i was a kid and got scared after watching jurassic park bc i thought there'd be a raptor behind every door like I don't want to go to the bathroom rn at 4 am what if the water bug is There.

[will-of-dumpsterfire]

Ok jjk unwells I come with bad news about Yuta. Homie kisses a cockroach on the mouth. Damaged goods, save yourself by refusing to simp now.

[cordycepsbian]

putting our two favorite Giant Bug Media together, for our health. gregor and boots are a lot farther from home than usual...

[julians-meh-house]

So few… my apologies (one million crying and heartbreak on planet erp)

[curiosity-killed]

The vision: take a nice relaxing bath on Sunday evening to try to calm my hip down

The reality: trapped in the bathroom bc there is a huge huge huge cockroach out there that Baloo is gleefully chasing around BUT NOT KILLING and I will actually just die if I try to battle a cockroach naked

[zedortoo]

I think about these two every minute of every hour every though I have leads back to "how can I make this about Mr Stick and Burton". Sometimes I think about them so much I feel ill my autism knows no bounds.

[roachie141]

when i get bored in class i think of my baby bug🪳

[mvnces]

johnathan ‘bisky (short for biscuit)’ sobieski my beloved

[baconcolacan]

I JUST SAW A GIANT ROACH AND IT SCUTTLED AWAY BEFORE I COULD SQUISH IT BY TALOS IM GONNA PERISH HERE