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#cockroach#roach#blaberidae#blaberus#blaberus giganteus#cave roach#giant cave roach#brazilian cave roach#blattodea#giant roaches#october#mspaint
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this has to be a shout-out to the fandom for speculating about the sleeping arrangements aboard the Revenge for over a year
#like why is there only one decent room besides the giant captain's cabin#did ed sleep in stede's cabin?#where did everyone else sleep? on deck? yet it's empty when ed and stede practice sword fighting#we've been discussing this since season 1 aksdhjsk at least archie got in with someone who actually has a room#although there still appears to be only one small bed#idk i just immediately thought this was a fandom reference#ofmd s2 spoilers#ofmd s2#ofmdedit#ofmdsource#ofmd#our flag means death#ida.stuff#archie#roach
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I am telling Yelp about this (Jim Holloway, Chill: Adventures into the Unknown 1e, Pacesetter, 1984)
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Too many fucks in the hotel kitchen (most of them thankfully not literal) (MOST of them)
Angel Dust: “Are you TRYIN’ to kill me???”
Vaggie: “If I was, I wouldn’t have missed.”
Angel Dust: “YOUR SPEAR ALMOST SHAVED OFF MY CHEST FLUFF”
Vaggie: “You looked at Charlie and said ‘ugh’.”
Angel Dust: “No shit I said UGH! Your girlfriend’s oozing demonic tar all over the kitchen!”
Vaggie: “So? She’s allowed to have midnight snacks without being a night person.”
Angel Dust: “Not all over my bagel she isn’t!”
Charlie: “???bAGeL???”
Angel Dust: “Oh hell no you don’t-”
Vaggie: “Give her the bagel and it’ll give me time to make pancakes.”
Charlie: “!!!!!!pAN-----CAkEsssssss!!!”
Angel Dust: “…you’re fucking one fucking creepy lady, lady.”
Vaggie: “Shows what you know, asshole. She’s absolutely adorable, aren’t you Charlie?”
Charlie: “~~~~HEHEHEH~~~ iM cUUUTe~~~”
Angel Dust: “Motherfucker… these damn pancakes had better be worth it.”
Vaggie: “The fuck said I was making you any?”
Angel Dust: “What th- I gave your creepy girl my bagel!”
Vaggie: “And called her creepy.”
Angel Dust: “I made a sacrifice out of the goodness of my heart and this is what I get for it? That was my fucking bagel! RESPECT MY FUCKING BAGEL, BITCH!!”
Husk: “Who the fuck let him fuck the bagels again.”
Angel Dust: “Oh fff-uck me.”
Vaggie: “Again?”
Charlie: “Bagel-ssS? PLURAL???”
Angel Dust: “Blame Husky voice over there, he dared me to!”
Husk: “I said don’t fuck up that bagel.”
Angel Dust: “See?? Listen to the way he’s sayin’ it! So I had ta! And it was just the one time!”
Vaggie: “WHEN was this ‘one time’.”
Angel Dust: “…Uhh…”
Vaggie: “…”
Vaggie: “Babe. Drop the bagel.”
Charlie: “Suddenly I’m very awake now and really wish I wasn’t.”
- NEW HOTEL RULE ANNOUNCEMENT-
57.) No fucks in the kitchen. Not of any kind. Don’t even say the word while you’re in there, it’s too fucking dangerous.
#hazbin hotel#vaggie#angel dust hazbin hotel#charlie morningstar#chaggie#husk hazbin hotel#suggestive?#incorrect quotes#at the end of this i was ready to ban swearing in the entire fucking hotel i swear#anyway don't leave angel unsupervised in the kitchen#husk doesn't count as supervision#fully demon charlie half awake at 1am- crouched on the kitchen counter- tail flicking as she waits for vaggie to finish making pancakes#it came to me#in a vision#at the end of this night everyone sits and eats their pancakes together in silence#while niffy gleefully grabs the ruined bagels#to use as bait in her giant roach hotel#angel doesnt even have the heart to crack a joke about it
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Giant’s Lair [Roach Village] Bug Fables OC Collab [21/26]
Background - @flame-shadow
Character Credits:
Bladeren - Locket
Maggie - @erijuice
Gil - @candycanearter07
Cameron the Maestro - @czalserafino
Professor Enzo - @minersjob
Synth - @cordycepsbian
Berry - @lemmykirby
Hierophant Victor - @fallenaither
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we saw an enormous giant water bug in the parking lot tonight while walking the dogs and i didnt know you could find them Here much less so far away from any facking water now im terrified.
I feel like when i was a kid and got scared after watching jurassic park bc i thought there'd be a raptor behind every door like I don't want to go to the bathroom rn at 4 am what if the water bug is There.
#ID NEVER SEEN ONE IRL#it was on its back and on our way back home it started fluttering its wings. i did yell a bit.#i still get nervous about tarantula hawks because of the one time we had one right outside the house#WHICH IS ALSO CRAZY I DIDNT KNOW THEY WERE HEREEEEE. WHY ARE THEY NEAR MY HOME.#talkys#ive already been on Roach Mode since seeing one like 2 weeks ago#i get nervous to go to the bathroom at night bc what if i go to turn on the lights and theres one on the light switch.#or i close the door and its on the door.#or if its in the toilet. again. bc that has happened to me.#now i have to worry about the giant water bug too...theyre gonna gang up on me LMAO#<- this is a joke like i know there wldnt be a water bug in there after all this time of never ever seeing one#but like. what if. ykwim. what if.
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Ok jjk unwells I come with bad news about Yuta. Homie kisses a cockroach on the mouth. Damaged goods, save yourself by refusing to simp now.
#homie frenched a giant roach#nothing can cleanse that#look away from him#resist#imagine simping and then when it gets animated all your friends clown u for wanting to make out with a roach kisser?#honestly I’m saving your life and reputation#jjk#jjk spoilers#jjk x reader#jjk yuta#yuta x y/n#jujutsu kaisen#yuta okkotsu#yuta x reader#yuuta okkotsu x reader#yuuta okkotsu smut#see those tags I know where to find you#you must atone and refuse the simp
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putting our two favorite Giant Bug Media together, for our health. gregor and boots are a lot farther from home than usual...
#the underland chronicles#gregor campbell#boots campbell#humans b gone#sophodra#this is the most detail we have ever put into a bug face ouhg#also been while since we drew something so big it warranted a zoom in on one part#we are thinking so much about how gregor + the underlanders would react to macrovolutes. they're used to Big Bugs but not This Big#oh especially gregorsa how is gregor going to feel about the giant roach with almost the same name as him lol#for now though he has to deal with this giant mantois getting in his face and trying to grab him#stuff i made tag#got a note on this and it reminded us we never actually. put our art tag on it
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So few… my apologies (one million crying and heartbreak on planet erp)
#farscape#farscape memes#i have more ideas it is just the issue of aquiring the correct frame before losing steam and laying down still and silent for three hours#but last image. so true i love the Giant Roach episode hello bugs#an the secone one is Chiana saying that. she is the sweet girl
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The Giant Roach - Pavel Vophira
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The vision: take a nice relaxing bath on Sunday evening to try to calm my hip down
The reality: trapped in the bathroom bc there is a huge huge huge cockroach out there that Baloo is gleefully chasing around BUT NOT KILLING and I will actually just die if I try to battle a cockroach naked
#you may ask. why do u not put on clothing to battle the cockroach curio#and the answer is because I am wholly and terrifically irrationally terrified of roaches#and currently kind of can’t make myself step out of the bathroom to go get clothes#also I don’t know where it is. which is stressing me out.#aaaaahhhh#this is why roommates are good I guess 😔#personal#….can I call my neighbor and ask him to come smash a giant cockroach for me#are we on those terms yet
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@coelacanthz submitted: Here’s my very own freshly peeled angel! He’s still a nymph but growing fast! (Macropanesthia rhinoceros)
An angel!! Freshly peeled!!! I love him very much
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I think about these two every minute of every hour every though I have leads back to "how can I make this about Mr Stick and Burton". Sometimes I think about them so much I feel ill my autism knows no bounds.
#Featuring Burton's pet roach that I made up#It's a giant fucking insect but he loves it it's like his daughter but it's a ROACH#they both suck#Mr Stick sucks literally as well as metaphorically#And by that I mean he sucks CO#pizza tower#mr stick#burton pizza tower#MR STIIIIIIICK#BURTONSWEEP
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when i get bored in class i think of my baby bug🪳
#roach cod#gary roach sanderson#ghost cod#konig cod#doodle#hes not small he just look SMOL standing by konig the GIANT#these are like over a month ago&apparently i dont know shit about their gears
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Giant's Lair Roach Village Bug Fables NPC Collab [20/23]
Background - @flame-shadow Editor - @flame-shadow
Character Credits The Elder - @flame-shadow Scorpion Caretaker - sticspace Ray - sticspace Rina - sticspace Roy - @mizzle-moths Roach - @tradingstars
[click here to see the entire collection]
#bug fables#bug fables npc collab#art#id in alt#credits under the cut#giant's lair#roach elder#scorpion caretaker#ray#rina#roy#roach
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I JUST SAW A GIANT ROACH AND IT SCUTTLED AWAY BEFORE I COULD SQUISH IT BY TALOS IM GONNA PERISH HERE
#neil talky#IF SOMEONE ELSE STARTS SCREAMING IN THIS ROOM IM OUTTA HERE#I FUCKING HATE ROACHES IM KMS#I SAW ITS LEGS AND I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIANT SPIDER SO I WAS LIKE ‘AWWWWW!!’ AND GOT SO EXCITED#BUT IT WAS A FUCKING GIANT COCKROACH IM NEVER GONNA TRUST ANYTHING EVER AGAIN
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