#giant!patryck

[eddsworldgt]

It's bring your friend to work day! Except your friend is a borrower and you have to hide him bc you don't know what your boss will do if he discovers your borrower friend.

(Second)

[dingbatnix]

I have the curiosity and wish to know about the following wips

Maneater

Dough

Untitled document (X5) the 3rd one :3

Axolotl

Hostage

Clingy

Dragon

This all peak my interest GREATLY!

Alright, finally getting to this one!! Letsa go!

Maneater: I think I've spoken Abt this one before, but y'know. Dream is a man eating giant, and he, George, and Sapnap run around collecting people who have been sacrificed to him. They start the smp (village in the mountains) that way, and try to live a happy life. The king of the country is amassing an army to hunt dream down, tho.

Dough: one shot, borrower Sapnap falls into some cookie dough that Dream is making. Whoops...

Untitled doc #3: Dream noms Tommy sometime after he escapes prison. Tommy spends his time cussing Dream out and listening to the man break down into panic attacks and general aftermath of torture stuff. Lost of snark and feels between the two of them.

Axolotl: Sapnap finds Dream, a small axolotl hybrid, suffering in the care of Quackity after the server deemed Dream too dangerous to run around on his own. Sapnap takes Dream to his house, puts him in one of his old fish tanks, and spends his time struggling to help Dream recover.

Hostage: (eddsworld) Edd gets kidnapped and held hostage by an unknown group with two other men, Paul and Patryck. Turns out they were all kidnapped because they're all close friends with Tord, who is the leader of an organization called the red army. The three of them need to escape together, but...an experiment gone wrong via the people that kidnapped them ends up with Paul and Patryck smaller than Edd's hand, and he needs to figure out how to get all three of them out alive.

Clingy: One shot, George is clingy when he sleeps, which ends up kind of dangerous for a borrower Sapnap. Oof.

Dragon: Sapnap is a dragon, and he has a human friend named George who freed him from captivity a long time ago. Well, George gets kidnapped by a giant named Dream (who just likes to troll people, really) and Sapnap spends months hunting them down while Dream and George end up bonding. Eventually, they'll form an odd trio that has all sorts of adventures.

Now, idk if any of these will be fully written, but hopefully one day.

Taglist cuz why not:

@brick-a-doodle-do @i-am-beckyu @da3dm @kayla-crazy-stuffs @local-squishmallow @skullsnbruises @munchkin1156 @gt-daboss

[weedsmoker09]

tw for under the cut kinda disturbing !!

aughhh I kinda need advice for this💔💔💔 I've been trying to work on this for a photo in my au document but it looks bad and idk why

I've already kinda established that Matt's face makes the piece look bad n idk how to fix it so I was wondering if i could get some ideas maybe </3 dies

[baconcolacan]

*points a nerf gun at you*

Ya older May Belle fun facts, h a nd e m o ver

HAHAHA I dunno why the sudden interest in MayBee but sure!

>May Belle and AK enter a Queer Platonic Relationship when they’re older.

>She takes on Patryck and Paul’s old roles in the army as AK’s (Red Leader’s) right hand woman.

>She has better grasp on her powers now that she’s older, but can only really fire giant lasers (unlike her dads who can manifest it in different ways). She can only do this around three or four times before she gets exhausted.

>While her dads taught her power control, she learned combat training from Paul, Patryck, and Tom. Matt taught her manners among other things (lol)

>Shes a really scruffy adult on her off time, while at R.A. shes very prim and proper, at home shes very frumpy, lumpy, and full of silly string (and proud of it)

>Prince (the cat) went with her when she decided to join R.A. (much to the chagrin of her parents)

>She likes journaling and would regularly go off to buy stationary.

>Her and AK’s house is very maximalist due to her love of knickknacks

[snzysimper]

Alright, here we go. This is probably the longest thing I’ve written in such a short amount of time and been happy with. It’s probably not 100% what you are used to, but what matters is that it was fun for me to write. If this somehow magically happens to blow up, who knows? Maybe you’ll get more content like this.

I’m thinking about writing a different ending for this, just so that the people who enjoy more fluff can appreciate this.

Regardless, enjoy.

All Good Things Come to an End

3k words

CW: trauma(?), brief mention of character death, angst

Fandom: Eddsworld- Red Army

|| I am allowed to write what I want and I would appreciate you keeping whatever rude comments you may have to yourself ||

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It had been nearly a year since the falling out of Tord, otherwise known as “The Red Leader”, and his 3 former roommates. Everything had gone fine up until he nearly killed Tom, did kill one of the neighbors, and blew up the house. But that was ok. Who has time for friends when achieving world domination? The world isn’t going to take over itself, you know. Besides, he had other friends. Well, not exactly friends. More like people who were forced to obey him. Two in particular; Paul and Patryck. Not to say that they didn’t care about him. They were the ones who rescued him after his giant robot exploded. Although they obeyed Red Leaders every order, that doesn’t mean that they did so correctly. They were the ones who crashed a plane which resulted in a zombie apocalypse. Despite all of this, Red Leader finally accomplished his goal. With him in control, things slowly began falling apart. For civilians at least. For Red Leader and his army, everything was sunshine lollipops.

For the most part.

Recently, Red Leader often could be found thinking about his old friends. Especially Edd. He could live with never having to see Tom or Matt ever again, but not Edd. He was different. For some reason, he felt almost..guilty? The look of pure shock, sorrow, and betrayal on Edd’s face when Red Leader had said that they weren’t friends had haunted him for years. He longed to see him again, even if it were only for a second. Just to make sure that he was safe and hadn’t been killed off in the war. He would never forgive himself if he had indirectly killed his best friend. He kept this all to himself, but that doesn’t mean that no one noticed his change in attitude. Paul and Patryck sometimes asked him about what was on his mind. He eventually opened up and explained how he was feeling. He trusted the two of them more than anyone else. Despite him often being snarky and blunt towards them, they held a special place in his heart. They were the first people to join his army and were always the first to offer assistance with whatever he should need. While they did their best to comfort him, it didn’t help ease the pain much.

With fall rapidly turning into winter, Red Leader longed for Edd to be there with him. He was always so kind and nurturing during the cold days of winter. They would sit on the floor in front of the TV, wrapped in blankets, drinking hot cocoa to their heart's content, and spend time talking about whatever came to mind. Now it would never be the same.

“You have a fever.” Paul removed the thermometer from Red Leader’s mouth. 38.4°C. Red Leader got up from the couch where he had been sitting. “I’ll be fine.” He headed towards the door, but not before Patryck had seized him by the wrist. “No.” He began leading him back to the couch, but Red Leader wasn’t going down without a fight. “Get off me!” Patryck normally would have obeyed, but not this time. Not with his leader in such a state. Paul got up to assist Patryck in putting Red Leader back on the couch. His attempts to free himself from their grasps were all in vain. He just didn’t have the energy. He eventually gave in and allowed them to sit him back down. Red Leader crossed his arms and frowned facing the ground. “You are to stay on the couch until we say otherwise.”

“Oh, I’m sorry.” Red Leader looked up at Patryck with only his eyes. “I didn’t realize you were the one giving orders around here. I expect you would like me to go out and watch the prisoners for you as well?” Being low on energy wasn’t going to stop him from speaking to his men in a disrespectful manner. “Well, I am today.” He pointed at himself with his thumb. “And I will be until you are better.”

Red Leader sighed. “Fine. Whatever.” He fell over onto his side, his arms still folded. The Norski muttered some sort of foreign profanity under his breath. Patryck faced Paul. “Come on, we need to go get supplies.” Turning back to Red Leader, he very sternly said, “And you better stay put. I don’t care if we have to tie you down with rope. You are resting.” The two headed out of the base, leaving Red Leader alone in the common area.

It was just him and his thoughts with nothing to distract him. He once again began to think about old times with Edd. He was always so gentle and understanding when he was ill.

“Lay on the sofa. I’ll be back with some medicine. I promise I’ll be quick.”

“Please don’t leave me. I don’t want to be alone.”

“I’ll be back as soon as I can. Don’t worry, when I come back, you’ll have me all to yourself.”

Edd would never force him to do anything he didn’t want to, although he would heavily suggest doing so. He almost always would give in to Edd’s requests. How could he not? He was always so patient and kind. Red Leader shivered. He felt like he was outside in the snow with nothing but a t-shirt, despite having on his hoodie and his uniform. He aggressively rubbed his nose in an attempt to relieve the itching sensation. He tilted his head back slightly as his breath began to hitch. “Hhh hH-nkkt!” He held his nose shut as he sneezed.

“Come on. Don’t do that. You’re going to hurt yourself.”

“So what? It’s better than me sneezing and getting you sick.”

“I don’t mind. Just as long as you’re feeling better. So please, don’t hold your nose. Besides, you’ll feel better if you let them out.”

He sniffled, not wanting to drip snot onto himself. “H’tkkchh!! H’kkccht!” He had to admit, not allowing his sneezes to come out at full force hurt his already pounding head. It hurt. Everything hurt. He ached all over, his throat was sore, his head was pounding. He was overall miserable.

“Here, I have some medicine for you.”

“snDff, th-thanks.”

“You’re welcome. I’m going to heat up some soup for you. Stay right here.”

What he wouldn’t have given to have been back home, his real home, curled up on the sofa with Edd, watching whatever happened to come on the TV. He sniffled, trying to think of something other than the already perfect life he’d once had. No matter how hard he tried, his mind kept going back to memories of him and his friend.

“Please take the medicine.”

“No, it tastes like chemicals.”

“And there’s probably a reason for that.”

“Case in point, I’m not taking it.”

“Your nose is so stuffed up, you probably won’t be able to taste it anyway. Please just take it.”

He couldn’t take it anymore. Memories of the strong relationship he’d once had had taken over his mind. He had bottled up his feelings of sadness for too long. He reached his breaking point. He began crying, tears rapidly running down his face. “God DAMNIT!” He grabbed a pillow from the sofa and chucked it full force at the wall. He brought his knees to his chest and sobbed. “I’m sorry. I’m sorry! I-I-!!” He shouted in emotional pain as he lowered his head. He had no problem being loud and letting everything out. He was all alone. No one was there to see him as such an emotional wreck.

Right?

Having tired himself out from crying, Red Leader fell asleep for a good long time. Not to say that it helped much. When he woke up, he was still exhausted. Someone had thrown a blanket over him while he was asleep. He glanced out the window wondering how much time had passed. He looked around the room. Paul and Patryck still weren’t back? He groaned. His head was pounding and his nose was so stuffed up he could barely breathe. Upon further inspection there were some grocery bags on the ground by the door as well as a note that had been left next to him on the couch.

“ ‘There’s medicine, tissues, and some cough drops in one of the bags along with other supplies we needed. Be back in a bit.’

-Patryck”

He tossed the note off to the side. Where the hell would they have gone? Technically they weren’t permitted to leave the base without permission, but Red Leader was too tired to care. He mustered the energy to get up on the couch and walk over to the door and grab the supplies. He found several packs of tissues, cold and flu medicine, cough drops, and cans of soup. He rolled his eyes. Having to pay for guns, tanks and other various weapons and technology didn’t exactly leave them with much money for common household utilities. They didn’t even have a can opener, let alone a microwave. He staggered back over to the couch where he put the supplies on the couch next to him. He picked up one of the soup cans and attempted to open it with a knife. He eventually managed to make a big enough hole to be able to drink the broth. Despite this, his stomach still hurt from not having consumed any actual food. “Hhk’tcch!! Eh’schh!! H’mptch!!”

He tried to go back to sleep, but he was abruptly woken by chaos from outside the base.“Hold still, you’re only making things harder for yourself.”

“Get off of me. I didn’t do anything illegal.”

“You are being ordered to remain silent.”

Red Leader groaned. From what he could hear, Paul and Patryck had a new prisoner. The last thing he felt like was interrogating someone and finding a new cell to keep them in. After a bit more struggling, Paul and Patryck entered the base, leading a man with his hands and legs tied. A cloth had also been shoved into his mouth. From what he could see, Paul and Patryck had had to beat him up a bit in order for him to comply. “Jævla, what did you two do this time?” His already hoarse voice was even more shot from yelling and crying. Paul shoved the man to the ground causing him to fall to his knees. “We decided to hunt him down.” Red Leader groaned, getting up from the couch. Removing the cloth from the man’s mouth, Red Leader kicked him in the stomach, to which the man fall forward onto the floor. He might have felt like hot steamy shit, but for now, he had to look professional. He was about to carry out his usual routine of laughing and going through the whole process of what being held captive would entail, but he suddenly stopped.

“Edd?”

The man glared at him. “What the hell do you want?” It was clear that the man had no difficulty recognizing his former friend/roommate. Red Leader looked up at his men. He was suddenly filled with rage. “What did you do to him!!” He pushed Edd to the side with his leg so he could confront the two. “What is wrong with you? Why did you capture him! He hasn’t done anything bad.” Patryck had no problem retaliating. “What we did was bring you your precious friend. All you ever do now is mope around telling us how much you miss him. So we captured him and brought him to you.” Red Leader sighs. “Untie him.”

“Are you certain? He is most likely going to try and-”

“Now.”

“…yes sir.”

Patryck and Paul left so that the two could be alone. Red Leader glanced in his direction every so often. Edd had been tied down to a chair by Paul so that he had no chance of escaping. Red Leader took some time to study him. He had changed a lot since he had last seen him. He was taller and more muscular. He had a much paler complexion than he used to, and there were dark circles under his eyes. He had grown facial hair, making him look older, despite only a few years having passed. “Edd-”

“Shut up.” The man glared at Red Leader, flipping him off. After a few more minutes of silence, Edd looked back up at him. “You’re a bastard, you know that?” Red Leader sighed. “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean for things to happen the way they did.”

“Bullshit. You knew what you were doing. You would have killed us if you had gotten the chance to. You almost did kill us. You’ve killed so many other people. What’s to stop you from killing your friends too?”

“I-”

“Oh. Wait. You have none.”

The heater turned on, humming quietly. It had been a while since it had been used, so it was covered with a layer of dirt and dust. The air filled with the smell of burning dust. While Red Leader was happy that it was starting to get warmer, it came with a small price. He rubbed his nose, trying to be as discreet as possible, but Edd knew him too well. He sat quietly, waiting patiently. “H’ktcch!! Kt-CHss!” He did his best to be as silent as possible, but it would be near impossible to expel the irritant from his nose while doing so. “Hmpt’chh! Hh hhH-!! Hh’gGesshs!!” Damn it.

Edd smirked. “You’re pathetic. Just as weak as you always used to be.” Red Leader couldn’t help but agree with him. While Edd’s reaction to him showing signs of illness felt like a stab in the chest, he knew he had no right to complain. Not after all that he had done. “He’schh! H’chhs! K-tchiih!!” Edd rolled his eyes. “Are you quite finished?”

Nope.

“Hn’kkchh!! Hhm’pptcch!! Hek’tchh!”

“You disgust me, you know that? If I get sick because of your disease ridden ass, you will have hell to pay.”

After a short moment, the sneezing had subsided. For now at least. Sniffling, he thought about something he could do to try and make Edd not completely hate him. After a moment, he got up and walked over to the pantry where he dug around and found a can of cola. He stashed them in the back of the pantry. He walked up to Edd and put it in his lap, refusing to make eye contact. “I thought you outlawed this years ago. Or was it more of a direct target?” Edd looked down at the can of soda that lay in his lap. “You think this is going to change my view on you?” He looked back up at Red Leader. “You said it yourself, Tord: who needs friends when you have control of the world? For you everything has been perfect. No one in your way and being able to do as you please. Not for us though. Our lives have been nothing but hell. Even the slightest mistake can result in capture and being held hostage by you and your army.”

Damn, it had been forever since someone had called him by his true name. No one in his army even knew his name. He made himself clear that they were to refer to him as The Red Leader. Being called Tord almost hurt. Too many memories.

This was a mistake. He decided that having Edd there only made him feel worse. He wasn’t the same sweet, gentle, caring Edd he used to be. This whole thing was a mistake. Why couldn’t he have just been happy with what he had? All the time they spent together, all those adventures. They were nothing now. He had just taken it all for granted.

He pulled out his knife and walked over to him. Edd laughed. “What, you're going to kill me off as well? I wouldn’t put it past you.” Tord carefully sliced through the rope holding him to the chair. Before he could back up to let him stand, Edd shoved him out of the way, picking up the fallen cola can. “Good bye, old friend.” Opening the can of cola, Edd headed for the door. “Should we meet again, I hope you’re able to put up a better fight.” He slammed the door behind him, once again leaving Red Leader alone in the base.

“I’m sorry. It’s our fault.” Tord was curled up in the corner of the room, quietly sobbing. The two soldiers felt horrible. They thought bringing his beloved friend to him would help, but it only made things worse. Once Red Leader was over his cold, they would most certainly be punished. After a moment of thinking, Paul walked over to him, kneeling down. “Hey,” he smiled at him. “Why don’t we watch a movie? Then you can get some sleep. You’ve had a long day.”

Reluctantly, Tord nodded, getting up from the floor. Perhaps this was the start of a new friendship-

No. This wasn’t the same. And it never would be. Nothing could ever fill the empty space in his heart which had once been occupied by his dear friend. There was no fixing what had been broken.

As he slept that night, he dreamt of himself asleep with his head on Edd’s lap. Even if it was just a dream, it made him happy to be with the real Edd. The Edd that he knew and loved. The Edd that he had broken and destroyed. He would have loved to stay there forever. But all good things must come to an end.

“Why didn’t you tell me you were sick?”

“I didn’t think it was that big of a deal. It’s easiest to just wait it out. Besides, I don’t have to burden you with taking care of me.”

“You’re not a burden to anyone. Never say that about yourself. We’re best friends. We’ll always be there for each other! Now, try and take a nap, alright?”

“sNDDFf!! Ok.”

“Sleep well, Tord.”

END..?

[katielovably]

Thank you. Edd said picking up TJ.

The car parked at the base of the hill, Edd slid down it and into the open door landing nit so gracefully inside with his head on Matt's lap.

The movies make it look so much easier. Edd said sitting up checking if TJ was ok but he was just thankful to be safe with Edd.

TJ? You ok? What happened? Tord said as Edd sat him with the other three.

I'm ok, just Red leader and his goons appeared but Edd hit him with a shovel so I'm safe again. TJ said in Norwegian.

Your an idiot. Little Tom said getting TJ's tounge stuck out at him.

I'm relieved. You were just cutting in and out and I only heard slight moments it was terrifying. Tord said.

Wait, what were you saying? Tord said.

Oh, yeah. Tom should close his eyes and connect with the monster then poof monster! TJ said.

Our Tom is also smaller and expirensed. Matt said.

Oh. TJ said embarrassed.

It's ok, Tord. You didn't know. Little Edd said yawning and using TJ as a pillow as did little Matt. Edd was little Tom.

TJ looked out the window then up.

I'm sorry for leading them to your home.... the neighbors dog is cute. TJ said Edd looked back at him.

I'm pretty sure they were lurking around waiting for the attack. your a child .... I mean.... you know what I mean. Edd said.

Oh, Tord. Edd was mad at you about the lab. TJ said.

Shit... you didn't show them the giant robot, did you? Tord said.

What giant robot? Tom said.

It's a toy, Tom. Tord said.

Uh-hu. Tom said.

A joke. Game even between TJ and I. Tord said.

Tord, your holding the button. TJ said as the car jerked as Matt breaked waking the other three up.

Oh-oh. Matt said as Paul and Patryck blocked the way with the red leader leaning against a tree. Edd and Matt were forced almost onto of them, sitting on the floor as Paul took over driving turning around and headed back to Edd's place where Patryck and Red leader was.

Patryck grabbed Matt and Edd threwing him out.

Hey, what you doing to our neighbors!? Eduardo called.

We're just bring them home. Patryck said before slipping into passenger seat. Red leader sat on the floor (his choose usually it would be Patryck on the floor) giving TJ a smug look like he won

Awe, you're so cute when you're angry. Red leader said in " baby voice" (in Norwegian) pinching his cheek before TJ smacked the leaders hand away.

I'll get the gun to make us normal and you'll be sorry! TJ hossed in Norwegian.

You can try. But you don't know where it is. Red leader purred in Norwegian making TJ growled as Red leader continued: And I have another monster to add to my collection along along with having the full set. I could only find a few stranglers or good discarded clones (all discarded Edd clones were misformed or not worth being in the Red army) that are mostly Toms, Tords and Matts but all four together. It's like collecting Hentai acton figures. I got a super rare one at last. Red leader .

I hope you burn! TJ hissed.

Scratch and hiss. But you'll lose your fight and be a good kitty so enough. Red leader purred getting kicked by TJ as they pulled up Patryck grabbing red leader by the collar.

Cut it out! Going inside and get your head checked! Patryck said before releasing him.

That's no way to... Go! Paul and Patryck snapped making Red leader growl but did so.

Talk to you later, TJ. Red leader said.

GO! Paul said as four members of the Red Army (Matt and Tom and a single Tord clones from discard) came.

Be careful not to harm them! Red leader said walking inside the base.

Oh, right. TJ's holograms were still making a mess.

The four were carried inside with only TJ and Little Tom trying to get away.

please, stop. Your only going to make things worse for yourself. Tord 132 pleaded softly to TJ as TJ tried bitting his arm for freedom.

You may have submitted to that egotistical asshole but I won't! TJ said before continuing on attacking his poor clone brother and screamed in anguish as he did. 132 snapped and punched him and was about to do it again when a hand laid on his as Tom 735 stood there with little Tom now frozen from what he saw as a black and blue bruise formed on the TJ's face where he was hit. TJ didn't cry almost didn't do anything but stare at 132. Not another word or sound was made. It was hard to tell what the toddler was thinking.

He was so still.

I...I'm sorry. 132 said softly hugging the toddler.

735 gestured to come. 132 nodded and walked together

I didn't mean to do it again. It just happened. 132 said softly stroking TJ's hair as the toddler sat there in his arms unsure on what to do but didn't want to be hit again.

735 laid his free hand on 132's arm before signing one handed, you controlled your anger longer than most times. That's what matters.

I know... He's just sitting there now? 132 said making TJ look up.

I'm ok. I'm tired . TJ said huddling against 132 (TJ was coping with what happened. TJ was hit before but it still hurt when it does happen sitting quietly like that was like normal kids crying when hurt)

Oh. Ok. 132 said softly.

TJ was set in a small cage placed onto of the one little Edd was in linkingthem with hinges. Little Tom was placed on top of TJ's the same way.

We're sorry. 132 said softly.

Behave, please. 735 signed before they walked out holding hands. TJ perked up and watched.

Hu. That makes sense. TJ said after the door closed.

Don't get any ideas, Commie. Little Tom said

We both know I would date a toad before dating you. TJ said looking at the locks before the camera looking at them before turning away. TJ watched the pattern of the camera before slipping hidden lockpicks and picked when it wasn't looking.

The door didn't moved, we'll it didn't but stopped when it was barely moving.

Hu? TJ said looking at it. Waiting for the camera to look away and tried everything to open it.

The fuck! Open!TJ said putting all his little weight on it.

Something broke, all TJ's efforts on the door broke the small metal hinges.

TJ continued until the door was able to open enough for him to squeeze threw. Climbing on little Tom's cage seeing why the door didn't move. The hinges linking the cages also prevents the door from opening.

Hum. TJ thought not hearing the heavy boots walk across the floor.

Well, well, well. What a naughty kitty to escape his cage. Red leader said grabbing TJ by the back of the neck. TJ struggled and faught against the leader but he was held away from Red leader who wear a twisted smile on his face.

I will smack that smile off your stupid face! TJ said kicking Red leader's elbow and hitting him twice before hearing someone coming waiting in the shadows until the door opened and slipped out sneaking down the halls hiding from cameras. Look to a hologram version of himself (good work soldier). TJ ran to Tord and Tom were asleep, slipping threw the bars.

TJ paused seeing how beat up Tord was, he crept up and placed a two fingers over his pulse. He was ok... maybe in a coma.

Tom. TJ whispered in his ear, Tom groaned.

Tom, wake up. TJ said, Tom's black eyes opened and looked up at him as the cell door opened.

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[crispycookedcat]

You Liar

Tord would spin the hilt of his short knife in his human digits, robotic ones powered by electricity and hydraulics curling to press down on his chest as he gazed at his best gunman. He found it humorous that Paul would continue his attempts to find Patryck and go as far as to try to kill him head-on in front of others. Although, it seemed the clones made an error, and so he needed to put the large man before him back into his place. Releasing his palm from his severed and stabbed eye, Paul would glare up from his knelt position, how a giant like himself could be bested by what he considered a small injury evaded him for the time being. He was pissed, beyond pissed, for a moment, he wanted to strangle the man who cockily held his knife above his injured form, the Norwegian who danced with life and played God. Oh, how he wanted to see him dead. Giving another grin, he would lean back and admire his work, Paul was a man who acted on intuition, he wasn't as daft as he considered him to be, and that was a dangerous thought. This Finnish man was capable of many things, and while his aloofness could be considered a flaw, he managed to underestimate just how well he could play the fool card. Not to mention he was strong, stronger than him in a fistfight, more hearty, and given that he was also being put through the experiments his strength and heartiness would only grow. He couldn't risk that, so he gave him a choice. "Now then, either you return to your post and remember this little interaction and apologize publicly, or, you can continue your futile fight and face a gunner squad in the courtyard.~ Your choice, you bastard."

[colliewolfdraws]

Id love to hear ur hcs on how Paul, Patryck, and Tord met!!!

Ok so bare with me this one gets kinda long.

It all starts with Tord. He’s going on adventures with his friends yeah but like. He goes out to town too, he has a job and adventures isn’t chill hang outs with the boys so they do that sometimes. But over time Tord starts noticing this guy just. Appearing everywhere. Like no matter where the group is he spots him at least once if not more.

Imagine you’re paul for 2 seconds. You have like. 5 different jobs to help out your family (yes this is a hc I have). You basically have no free time but when you do. These four idiots are always there. Ok well they aren’t idiots but it amazes you they aren’t dead. Paul is sleep deprived and seems fairly lonely to Tord, so one day he approaches him (he’s alone, he wouldn’t abandon his hangouts) and they strike up a conversation. Turns out they like each other! They joke about the shit Tords gotten into, Paul tells stories of his work, etc. they exchange numbers and actually keep in touch!

The robot was never like. A weapon for war originally, it was just something Tord was building out of pure boredom between adventures tbh. So when he moves out and leaves his robot it’s not that big a deal.

At first it was just to make it in the big city! He’s a creative person with the talents to back up that success, but in the end he just kinda. Doesn’t. So like his friends before him, Tord thinks of something he could do fairly easily if he wanted to.

He’s going to take over the WORLD.

But to do that he needs help, hed call his other friends but eh, they’re probably busy. (IM ALSO OF THE BELIEF THAT TBH. THE OTHER THREE WOULD HELP TORD TAKE OVER THE WORLD NGL. Both matt and edd have either actually done it or made plans to do it dont @ me) So instead he goes to his second choice, Paul.

Paul was chosen for 2 reasons

God his poor friend needs a fucking break

He’s already a trained military professional

It takes some convincing, and of course he’s not gonna be fully committed for a while, but hell. It’s better than being a wage slave.

The main issue is they can’t really start an army of two people. So Paul calls up his friend!

Paul and Patryck have been friends since highschool, they’re best friends your honor, and when Paul tells him about the newest thing he’s apart of Patryck just shrugs and goes Why Not.

Tord was delighted to hear he was a pilot, that was his first profession! But he found out preeetty quickly he doesnt really like any co-pilots in the area.

A few meetings over coffee squeezed in between Paul’s hell of a work schedule and they finally agreed on everything.

They were the Red Army, they were going to take over the world, and the first step after supplying a budget for their cause would be to have Tord fetch his giant robot.

[third-thepeacock]

Hello PEOPLEE

Because its a festive date I want to talk about one of my favorite AUs that I have just ended

I think I'm done with the AU planning and it's ready for the public!

Thanks to @primulatea and @shayden64 as they really helped me in the au

So now I show to you

PLAYROOM

AN EDDSWORLD AU

They all live in a single room full of wonders every kid would love, living as toys of every kind, from a piece of paper to the most fancy doll

Where is the kid? Who plays with them? Why are they alive? No one seems to know or care…

The Toys:

The Room:

They all live in a room made specially for kids. ABCs posters, planes and birds hanging from the ceiling, a bright lamp shining all over the room, a giant closet, a fancy desk,bright but calming wallpapers, colorful floor with a city carpet, a big fluffy bed, and a sofa bed with drawers below to look at the window, and so much more every kid wants!

If you look outside the window, natural provider of light, and indicator for night and day, you can observe a giant field of cotton and sunflowers, but is not the only thing visible, the sky and clouds, birds and bugs are visible too!

Some things have been modified for the toys accessibility because they are toy sized, but the furniture isn't. They have extra lego stairs, a big train track and car track for all over the room so they can travel fast, you name it

The room is divided depending on who or what is in there , so nothing is out of limits to no one. Some exampples, cotton valley or the creative plains

This toys are the one within the room, living at their fullest with every day.

Edd:

Jack in the box

Can get in n out of the box

Lives in the box

Troubadour

Ringo:

Calico critter cat

Edd's royal cat

Ell:

Rag Doll,1700 clothing style 

Tequila:

Long cat pillow

Ell’s mischievous cat

Matt:

Ken doll,prince version.

Matilda:

Barbie doll, princess version

Tord:

Anime figure

Has his own army but its more to protect the room

Tori:

Anime figure

Yeah works in the army too

Tom:

Porcelain doll in a sailor outfit

Has Tomme all around

Tomee is a tiny teddy bear

Tamara:

One girl band toy

Can put the instruments on and off

Eduardo:

Toreador

Kind of toxic.

Elena:

Monster High Doll (Lizard type of monster)

Mark:

Disco/Superstar Doll

Bright colors in a lot of ways

80s Style of clothing

Marcy:

Lalaloopsy

80’s style of clothing, sometimes more of a pastel vibe

Jon:

Playmobile small prince

He isn't a prince, he just has a crown. 

Joanna:

Polly Pocket Doll

Lives in her own small house and travels in it because going out normally could get her totally lost

Todd:

Nesting doll

Toni:

Precious Memories doll

Peace giver in the land

Paul:

Plastic soldier

Works for Tord

Grumpy man

Paula:

Bubbles blower

She uses the bubble wand as a cigarette and blows out bubbles instead of smoke

Works for Tord

Patryck:

Wind up toy

Works for Tord 

Likes coffee, its like extra winding up

Patricia:

Ballet Girl/Spinning top

Works for Tord

She can kick yo ass while twirling

Laurel:

Astronaut figure

Has a lot of tales about space almost no one believes

Lauren:

Parachute toy

Fearless of everything

His leg has been replaced by sticks many times.

Hellucard:

Wooden skeleton figure.

Hellen:

Race Car racer

Hot Wheels cars and remote control cars

Has all of her cars decorated

Bing:

Lego

 Likes making movies with his abilities

Beth:

Robot toy

She knows how to upgrade herself

Larry

Action figure

Gives Bing Ideas

Laura:

Pirate

She only steals things Beth tell her to

Don't ask her to say “yo ho ho” or “arrr”

Kim n Katya:

CareBears

They are physically attached, one hand to another

This is no inconvenience for them

They love each other dearly

Ken:

Sun inspired doll

Only comes out at day

Loves Kate but can almost never see him

Kate:

Moon inspired doll

Only comes out at night

Loves Ken but can almost never see him

Superguy:

Superhero figure

Fun dead kid:

Candy dispenser

The candy is suitable for humans somehow

Can't talk because of it

No one knows where he gets the candy

Zanta Claws

Old santa toy

It was destroyed mysteriously and it stays like that

Scribble Tom

Paper doll

Drawing in crayon, every movement looks like a frame in crayon

Realistic Matt

Plushie

Has a cartoony body and a realistic head

NFT(Not funny Tom)

Funko Pop

It is still in the box

…What else do you want, its nft

Torm

Face changing toy

Has a face for Tom, one for Tord and one for Torm

Can manage to use a yoyo but they keep fighting frequently so its hard to

Tomatoredd

Mix n’ Match toy

Every part changes everyday

That means there's days where they are mixed perfectly or 99% percent someone and 1% other

And for now thats it! I actually love this AU, I had it since forever but now I can actually show it. Maybe someone did this already? I dont know, but I really like my au(or my version of it unless). I will make designs soon! I just wanted to show the list first

Note:There are genderbends, and the non-official names are just my headcannons of names. You can refer to thm however you want. How to know what ellsworld character is each one? The direct genderbend is below the eddsworld character, Ell below Edd, Matilda below Matt, etc. I know this should be up the list but eh

There is no ships because , well, they are toys. No, my point is not that they dont need to be shipped, is, everyone plays differently with their toys, so why not with this ones? Everyone can ship whatever they want(.....Just. Don't include the fun dead kid or something. That not. Im going with whatever that isnt problematic). Will there be "official" ships? Maybe. But its up to the viewer to ship in their way.They are toys, not books, they have nothing assigned except for whatever one wants

A part I love too its that because there are hundreds of types of toys, and they can obviously be more than one of each type of toy, theres a lot of space for more toys! New characters, Ew OCs, old characters to bring again, so many things! It's a whole new world to expand, and I really love it

So yeah...I love this AU. Thank you to the people who helped me, Tea and SHayden

[eddsworldgt]

Ok, but Paul being recruited into the army and being given a little uniform? Imagine Red Leader having to make that uniform. I know he probably has someone else to do it, but just imagine. The extra work he'd have to put into a uniform for his smallest soldier.

I knowwww! That is totally the plan, once I get around to drawing it : D

The sketch was like, Tord and pat standing in the bckg while Paul stood on a dest in front of them (surprised pose) with a tiny red army uniform.

Gonna make him a tiny spy : D

[colliewolf]

WHAT IS TORDSWORLD?

Tordsworld, or Reverse Eddsworld, is an au where Edd, Tom and Matt are swapped with the Red Army, Tord, Paul and Patryck.

It works as such!

Edd = Tord

Tom = Paul

Matt = Patryck

This also consists of minor personality shifts! Here are their descriptions:

Tord is still a leader in his own right, not of an army but of his friends. He doesn’t drink cola all that much but he Loves bacon. Bacon for life. This also means his… adult cartoon addiction was mainly handed to someone else.

Paul is just kinda tired. Even though he’s overworked, Paul always has a time to be a little random. Or maybe that’s just coming from the sleep deprivation. He drinks and smokes, listens to ska and punk music, and plays guitar. He’s also been getting back into art!

Patryck is handsome and he knows it. He has a bit of an ego, but not as bad as a certain ginger in the main series. He’s most proud of his hair. (Well deserved, it’s very nice.) For a while it was heightened due to memory loss. His self was the only thing he knew, really. Thankfully it’s mostly back now. He’s just a friendly guy who loves his pals!

Edd is a bit of a gun crazed bone head with an obsession with world domination. He’s a very worldly person, chugging cola and watching hentai like there’s no tomorrow. At least at first. He left his three friends to start an army to take over the world with. It didn’t go all that well when he returned to get his giant robot which led to him being very scared, physically and mentally.

Tom is honestly the most unchanged out of them all. However he’s less interested in his usual hobbies. Ska and bass take second place to his jobs. Yes, plural. For a while he knew the main four just by the insane number of times he’d encountered them around town. He first joined Edd for the promise of less work, but now they’re friends and he’s doing it to help Edd.

Matt is also very handsome, and he also knows it! However he’s still more self centered than Patryck. Matt is also an accomplished pilot. Edd found him and contacted him to help him take over the world. Matt was broke as hell and the prospect of ruling the world was also a nice touch. Now, he’s charged with group medic and favorite moron <3

[channel-54]

Okay! AUs! You opened a can of worms, my friends >:)

Edd-Toplasm: Basically a kind of angsty crossover of Eddsworld and Danny Phantom where Danny is Edd's cousin.

PLM: a reverse au... kind of. Matt is the Purple Leader, and had been experimenting on his roommates (Edd, Tom, and Paul) until Tord and Patryck moved in and foiled his plans.

Drawstrings Attached: angsty high schooler au where the new kid Edd has the unknown ability to bring whatever he draw to life.

Discord: I love writing angst lol. This one is an alternate ending to The End. Edd is the only survivor, and is taken in by his neighbors. However, Edd seems to have taken on his old friends personalities.

RED Project: described by others as an SCP au. Everyone is either a monster or someone who takes care of them.

Past Repair: The End au, that a year later when their house is rebuilt, they find letters from Tord. This leads to a chaotic adventure involving clones.

Oddsworld: Eddsworld, but Spiderwick. Matt and Edd move out into the woods due to Matt inheriting a property out there. Magic soon becomes very apparent.

Always the Same: Edd, in a thirst for power and his friends being against him, kidnaps versions of his friends from the multiverse.

Freaks to the Future: Basically Future Edd is actually the bad guy, not Future Tord.

Bookswap: RC9GN x Eddsworld au. Tord and Randy get their books mixed up. Now Tord has the Ninja Nomicon and Randy has the Necronomicon. Both are influenced by their new books, and their friends are trying to swap them back.

Ghosts: Everybody dead. Tord, a teenager, recently died and now he meets faces old and new.

All Out: High school au. Tord discovers Tom is a monster. He decides to help him. However, this backfires, making Tord a monster too.

Until I'm Dead: Hunger Games au. Tord, Tom, and Matt were reaped for the Hunger Games. Edd has lived on the Capitol City train for most of his life to avoid reaping. These four meet and hatch a plan to survive.

Eerie: Edd is basically Dylan Dog, but less responsible and guards a secret with the key around his neck. Tord was sent to take it from him.

Rewind: Edd, Tord, Matt, and Jon are all friends in middle school. They discover something really weird and try to learn about it. Tom, Laurel, Paul, Patryck, Eduardo, and Mark are high school friends. When something happens to one of them, the others try to fix it.

EddsCantina: Star Wars au. Edd runs a cantina that's infamous for having everyone coexist. Violence will be met with his giant beast Rin-Go.

Jurassic Eddsworld: The crew lives in a world where dinosaurs run amok. Edd, Jon, and Tom are honorary dinosaurs.

And that's all of them I think. Hope you enjoyed lol

ok ok, so my favorite have to be Drawstrings Attached (just because it sounds really cool)

Discord (because I think reading about it would make me sad and I love stuff involving the neighbors)

RED project (because I've had several scp fazes and it's so neat)

Past Repair (because clones are awesome and I miss them)

Freaks to the Future (because future Edd is dub and he sucks also I love time shenanigans)

[cursed-saphire-hart]

"I ment it when I said I wanted to start a family with you" Jenny+Patryck

Jenny knows Patryck doesn't like kids and thinks he's joking around to make her happy, but the thing is...he's not.

[ I'm Glad... ]

[ Story Prompt Ask ]

It had been two years since they moved in together. They had got a large apartment four rooms and a balcony, Patryk chose it because it seemed like the perfect home for a family just starting out.

Jenny got along great with A.k. ingeneral she seemed to be good with kids, she was bright and energetic, like a summer wave that burst in after a rainstorm. Sadly, she hadn't believed him when he said he wanted kids. Patryk admitted, he wasn't the best with kids.

His parents had been a little strict with raising him and sent him to military school at a young age, so he didn't have any great references for what made a loving home. Course neither did Anya, yet she was a great mother.

He didn't hate kids though, and he learned a bit with A.k. so... he really wanted to try with Jenny.

When he saw her spend time with his adopted son, he liked the domestic feeling they had. It radiated warmth and comfort. He could only assume that's what it felt like to be a part of something like a family, the thing Anya obsessively chased after. Before he could never understand why the woman put herself through turmoil for years chasing that dream, but, if this is what it felt like, than he could understand it now.

He wanted that feeling to grow.

So, he tried again.

"Jenny?" he spoke up as his lover read a book Deliane had lent her, "Yeah, patty cake?" she responded, eyes still on the book. "If we had kids, would you want a boy or a girl?"

"Mmh" Jenny though for a second, "Well.... I guess a girl? We already have A.k. and I'd have an easier time with a girl and talking her through the hell that is female puberty. Why do you ask?" Jenny looked up from her book, green eyes meeting gold and a soft smile.

"Because I think I want to try for kids soon." The polish man smiled, the words felt a bit awkward in his mouth, but he tried to sound as honest as possible. Another way he and Anya were similar were that they both tripped over themself so easily with the ones they loved.

Jenny was quiet for a moment, her well trained eyes looking over his face for any sign that this was a joke. That was how she had taken it the first time he asked, but Patryk wasn't in the habit of making the same joke twice.

"I meant it when I said I wanted to start a family with you, Jen-ACK!" before he got a chance to finish, both adults fell off the couch as the green eyed woman tackled the taller man to the ground in a giant hug, he face barried in his shoulder. "Than you should've said so sooner, you doofus..." she muttered, her voice ringing with joy. Patryk was stunned after being knocked to the ground, but melted in her embrace, eagerly returning it with a smile of his own.

"I'm glad..."

[randompurplepanthergorl]

AU Idea

I kind of want to make my own Tordsworld/reverse Eddsword AU now, but it's different than your traditional swap AU's, don't get me wrong there ARE EW swap AU's I really enjoy like the @/reverse-eddsworld one, but I want to make one myself

So how my take would go, instead of Tord, Pau and Pat just straight up swapping places with Edd, Tom and Matt like you NORMALLY see in these swap AU's it's different, here's how MY take on one of these AU's would go:

So, I'm going to call it TS!Reverse EW (Based off of the name TS!Underswap because it's based off of the kind of swap AU TS!Underswap is),

TS!Reverse EW takes place right after The End, and by that it LITTERALLY STARTS right after, there's NO previous history for this au- All events from before that follow whats canon-

So after Tord's giant robot explodes and he's injured and crap he reflects on his past and realizes he does not want this anymore, he realizes it was not worth it, he wants this to stop, but it's not like he can go back, his now ex-friends think he's dead and even if he went "Hey! I'm alive and sorry!" They'd just kill him on the spot-

But it's too late to turn back technically so he thought he was stuck, but he developed a strong friendship bond with Pau and Pat and they plot how to get Tord out of this and help him heal from this, so they fake Tord's, Paul's and Patryck's deaths (Tord's "death" was by murder and Pau and Pat's "death" was by Cloudburg)

So they move into an empty house far away from Edd, Tom and Matt's house and decide to relive the old times like Edd, Tom and Matt did on wacky brand new adventures that are similar but much different from the old ones, and boy do they have fun and are happy like this

Meanwhile Edd starts having trust issues with Matt, Tom, Eduardo, Mark and their new neighbor, Todd, especially Todd, (In my Todd's canon he moved in the same time Edu, Mark and Jon did, but in this AU he moves in AFTER The End) and slowly gets corrupted, the neighbors and main boys have bonded a bit are are trying to be more like friends, kind of? So they're all trying their hardest to comfort Edd and help him get over it at his own pace, but he only gets worse and eventually he snaps and creates his own army to take over the world because he's paranoid thinking Tord's still alive (PFFT Well, your not wrong lol) and he becomes a real life super villain, because he had some radiation left from "PowerEdd" and it decided to corrupt him when he snapped so he's a real life radioactive villain who has created the Green Army to take over the world and flush out Tord to tear him from limb to limb, Matt and Tom (unwillingly, only being out of fear) being his seconds in command

Well here we go again...

I kinda wanta make an ask blog for this where you ask Tord, Pau and Pat and sometimes the Green Army and Edd but I want to be sure if anyone would be interested

[mxttellion]

Is the gang still living together in the Magical Guys AU? Or are they living in separate apartments or something? Also, do you have any idea as to what Paul and Patryck are doing in that AU? (Also also, does Tord still pull a giant robot out of fucking nowhere even as a magical weeb?) I fucking love your art and designs, by the way, they're so expressive and cartoony

Actually, only Edd, Tom and Tord live together in an apartment in the college campus, and so does Matt, but on a different side of said campus, of course, his apartment is huge and shit because. Rich fucker

Also, I thought that Paul and Patryk might just be Tords coursemates and friends, but nothing deeper than that, and the whole giant robot gimmick could be his "final attack" of some sorts, being the weeb that he is

(o and thank you!! That means a lot to me 💞💞✨)

[correct-eddsworld-quotes]

Patryck: What makes you think I'm upset?

Paul: The giant hole you carved into the table.