amelliiees
amelliiees
Princess Nonsense
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I made this name up when I was younger, yes it is cringe maybe, but I stand by it.
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amelliiees ยท 2 days ago
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In the 21st century. "Look, dear, how funny the young dress these daysโ€ฆ"
Artist V. Bokovin (1987)
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amelliiees ยท 6 days ago
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The tragedy of my life is that I keep acquiring and displaying fetish art and having to be corrected by my friends.
Most recently, a friend came over my house and saw my computer background and went, "Wow, um, I didn't know you were into that." To which I look at the picture of the well drawn muscular female minotaur in historically accurate Greek clothing and I start geeking out about how I love the detail the artist did with the clothing and I point out the period appropriate folds and pins, how the artist even inserted the native plant that was used to dye the clothing this particular shade in the background, and even how the belt has technology AND historically accurate weaving patterns on it.
Then I start explaining how I love the muscular choices of the minotaur, that I was so impressed with the artist's anatomically correct depiction of the muscles converging into the neck. That many people get an upright cow's neck wrong because cow's don't have collarbones, so it can be very difficult to merge the upper arms and a chest of a human with a cow's body. I draw her attention to the beautiful way they've merged the pectoralis major so smoothly while also staying true to how muscular they've depicted the rest of the body.
I finish up with my thoughts on the artist's bold choice to depict the minotaur as a female, and despite the underlying themes of a minotaur being violence, child murder, strength, and muscles. I segue into how unlike bulls, cow are perceived as mothers. That they are the major source of milk in human culture, and that idyllic depictions of them in a field usually depict calves frolicking nearby, yet the minotaur kills and eats children.
I finish and there is a long pause.
"Urban, this is fetish art." and she takes me to the artist's twitter and god dammit it's fetish art, not a bold statement on cultural perceptions of women and violence throughout history. I have been tricked again.
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amelliiees ยท 7 days ago
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I really want more versions of the second age where, instead of Celebrimbor being like, distrusted or fringe or whatever, and that's why he's in off in Eregion and no ones paying that close attention, it's actually the opposite.
Gil-Galad is ignoring Eregion because that's the one place he can count on to be stable and well-managed. Celebrimbor is an experienced leader and his followers are pretty moderate.
Meanwhile he's balancing Galadriel, who while competent is only 'sane and moderate' when judged against other the Finweans who crossed over to Beleriand. She's never killed a werewolf with her teeth, therefore she's the normal one.
And then there's the faction being led by Elrond. Who is sane but also barely an adult by elven standards. Also, his faction would be composed of some combination of die-hard feanorians (look I think he'd take in the ppl he grew up around, regardless of how you interpret his feelings about his childhood) and die-hard nolofinweans (the survivors of Sirion are always going to be ride or die for this man) People who would really like to kill each other, except they all agree that Elrond should be king rather than Gil-Galad, and are waiting for Elrond to give the slightest indication that he wants to be.
Frankly, Gil-Galad isn't worried about Eregion because he has way bigger problems. And, oh what's that? Celebrimbor sent him a gift? Oh what a lovely ring! And there's a note attached, I wonder what- Oh. Oh No.
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amelliiees ยท 9 days ago
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Happy regular platypus :)
(dont ask why some colors change the original file looks good to me)
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amelliiees ยท 10 days ago
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Pt I
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Pt I
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amelliiees ยท 10 days ago
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Thinking about the Coruscant subway system
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amelliiees ยท 10 days ago
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R2-D2's favoritism towards Anakin is so funny like, he's canonically the most foul-mouthed, ill-tempered, grump old cat-coded droid. The cute appearance is only an illusion to lure you in just so he can tase you, and maybe also kick you from behind just because he wants to. Even the disney princess Obi-Wan loved by all animals on first sight doesn't get along with R2. But he just. likes. Anakin. He's the wingman, he's emotional support, he's a good helper in battle. He carries snacks and checks if Anakin is hungry. He looks at this also ill-tempered angsty goth kid and said, yep that's my bff. Meanwhile Anakin goes around saying things like R2 is such a sweetheart ๐Ÿ˜Œhe's a little angel he's literally the best buddy anyone could ask for and I will risk my life to save him. Everyone else just looks like the demon droid and be like what the fuck are you talking about.
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amelliiees ยท 11 days ago
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^what he said
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amelliiees ยท 12 days ago
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Work life balance
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amelliiees ยท 14 days ago
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What if, after they die, Altair, Ezio and Connor get to watch Desmond's life animus-style. Just 3 ghosts chilling and watching this man's life.
I know this could be sentimental and deep and how Desmond is never truly alone or unloved
But in reality the idea of Altair Ezio and Connor watching Desmond roll a blunt after getting absolutely railed by a one night stand hit me like a crowbar to the gut and left me wheezing.
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amelliiees ยท 14 days ago
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Kinda obsessed with headcanon, where Damian and Jason just randomly (out of nowhere, completely unprompted) start to referring to their shared past in the League in the middle of the family conversations, while everyone just stare at them in concern
Like
Jason, staring at Dick, trying to put Tim's shoulder back: huh, do you remember that one time-
Damian, instantly: when grandfather's shoulder relocated by itself, but instead of properly putting in on its place, he killed himself and mother threw him in the Lazarus Pit?
Jason, cackling: it was hilarious
Damian, no less amused: right?
Bruce, sitting behind them: (concerned sips of tea)
Or, it is not necessarily funny, but it just cute (or sad) details, regarding each other that others are confused about.
Jason, who accidentally fell asleep in the Batcave: (instinctively cards through his hair as he naps)
Tim, teasing: ladies and gentlemen, the criminal lord of the year--
Damian: Drake, bluntly, that's not funny. Back when he was out of the Pit, this was the only thing that could help him to calm down.
Dick, knowing that this is because Bruce constantly stroked Robin!Jason's hair, when he saw nightmares, with eyes full of tears: oh
Jason on the random Friday night, trying to be less awkward about staying with Bruce in one room: actually, Damian's first word was my name
Bruce: really?
Jason: he had, uh, problems with saying his first word. People around him were constantly speaking on both language at the same time, and, I guess, he couldn't figure out what to say. Then, Ra's said that if his heir doesn't get his word in the next two weeks, he will throw him in the Lazarus Pit (as a joke), but I wasn't sure if it was a joke (Talia said later it was), and I panicked, and since Talia wasn't around, I just kept repeating him her name, or just word Mother, but he just, uh, wouldn't say anything - kept blinking and staring at me like a little idiot. And then on a random night, he just grabbed me by the hair, and said, Jason. Food. And he kinda spoke properly since then. Like in full sentences and stuff. I think he just didn't want to speak with us, actually--
Bruce, getting grey hair out of nowhere: RA'S SAID WHAT--
And sometimes they just speak in Arabic, and Damian keeps bullying Jason that his skills are getting rustier.
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amelliiees ยท 16 days ago
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good things will happenย ๐Ÿงฟ
things that are meant to be will fall into placeย ๐Ÿงฟ
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amelliiees ยท 20 days ago
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Kids interact with other shinobi go!!
And ะฐ little bonus:
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amelliiees ยท 24 days ago
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shoulda listened to your father
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amelliiees ยท 25 days ago
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okay here's my "never going to happen" nintendo direct wildcard prediction: new 2d zelda - but with playable zelda.
it's a soft launch of the idea by putting it in a 2d game. 2d zeldas are not the massive console seller juggernauts as 3d zeldas, so its a safer "test" AND more realistic to put at the end of the switch's life cycle.
the game itself would be somewhat lighthearted, but not condescendingly simple like the peach game. it has a similar artstyle/feel as the links awakening remake. there's a bigger focus on puzzles than fighting.
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