#gia holbrook

[flamebunnyy]

Extra Innings.

[dericbindel]

Gia Holbrook - Blaseball Player

Say hello to Gia Holbrook, pitcher for the Core Mechanics, famed Blaseball team! She has a number of project bodies which she loves to swap around between, sometimes for a serious reasons, but most of the time, just to have some fun! Most notable bodies beyond her humanoid include a countertop blender, a toaster, and a horrifying amalgam robot mouth!

This is based directly on the design created by @flamebunnyy, mixing a couple elements together! Thanks goes to her for providing a bunch of reference material!

This was completed February 14th, 2024.

[xxhentaibootytomhardyblowme]

need to get better about posting my doodles here so here’s a gia (she is always thinking about girls kissing)

[polkadotpatterson]

Rules: Make a poll of your favorite female characters (no limits - as many or as little as you want) and see which your followers like the most!

inspired by @waveridden! thought it would be fun to do an entirely blaseball version :)

[bigdamnproject]

Trying to make a robot design for Space Raccoon that isn’t just straight up Wall-E or Gia Holbrook.

Thinking this guy’s name is Mark or Mark 12, a shortened version of WyKer 1280 mk. 12, the model of the computer it uses for a base. The mushrooms got into the computer and accidentally sparked sentience, and now they’re exploring together. The mushroom/fungal colony is called Companion :3

[obsidiansynth]

After nearly half a year of next to no system activity in front besides Obsidian, our Blaseball fictive Gia Holbrook (an AI that can transfer between electronics) gained the ability to hop in whenever after learning how linked folders across drives worked in Linux.

Specifically: The data is stored on one drive, but can be accessed when referenced on the other drive's filesystem as if the files were there. (For example, accessing ~/linked, where the linked folder is pointing to another drive, is the same as pointing to that drive's folder directly)

[sinistercity]

Here is the current running list of taken face claims in our discord role-play server.

Admins hold more face claims to help drive key plot points in the role-play. We encourage players to take on only as many characters as they feel comfortable managing, with a recommended maximum of 5.

For every one caucasian/white face claim, one POC is required for diversity.

Zzy’s Faceclaims (admin)

Tom Holland - Douglas Folkvar [Born Werewolf]

Lupita Nyong'o - Asha Dubhan [Original Witch]

Nicholas Galitzine - Theodore (Theo) Black [Vampire]

Auli'i Cravaho - Frankie (Francesca) Keli'i [Witch]

Pete Davidson - Leo [Familiar]

Donald Glover - Elias Kane [Human]

Timothee Chamalet - Julian Cheri [vampire]

Howl's Faceclaims (admin)

Hugh Dancy - Arthur Folkvar [Werewolf]

Idris Elba - Ambrose Myrrdin [Original Witch]

Keanu Reeves - Victor Lynch [Hunter]

Ricky Whittle - Quinn Eldritch [Witch]

Coulson Baker - Jamie Reed [Druid/Werewolf]

Simu Liu - Reagan Longwei [Human]

Josh Brolin - Matthew McLaughlin [Werewolf]

Alan Ritchson - Jack McLaughlin [Werewolf]

Alberto Rosende - James Caradawc [Vampire]

Ben Barnes - Lance Darling [Vampire]

JD Pardo - Mateo Garcia [Werewolf]

Brittany’s Faceclaims

Michele Morrone - Desi Zucchero [Born Werewolf]

Luke Evans - Everett Wentworth [Original Vampire]

Henry Golding - Xiaolin Zhao [Hellhound]

Ed Quinn - Carrick "Vegas" Vaughan [Original Hellhound]

Dicki’s Faceclaims

Tomer Capone - Kerry Mor [Familiar]

Pedro Pascal - Joaquin Araya [Hunter (Former)]

Benicio del Toro - Alejandro Ximénez [Born Werewolf]

Hale Appleman - Cecil Destry [Unicorn]

Val's Faceclaims

Matthew Daddario - Damien Ardeleanu [Original Vampire]

Brittany O'Grady - Sabine Dunbar [Familiar]

Florence Pugh - Alecto Sterling [Human]

Ranger’s Faceclaims

Jack O’Connell - Eric de Lucca [Bitten Werewolf]

Boyd Holbrook - Riley Strickland [Eidolon]

Alex Meraz - Santiago Osório [Born Werewolf]

G’s Faceclaims

Casey Deidrick - Connor Evans [Hellhound]

Harry Shum Jr. - Maddox Zhu [Witch]

Chess's Faceclaims

Aaron Taylor Johnson - Myls "Scarlet" Taylor [Hunter]

Norman Reedus - Jean Luc "Luke" Lamotte [Hunter (Retired)]

Storm Reid - Nimh Dorlan [Original Familiar]

Red's Faceclaims

Drew Ray Tanner - Franco Del Rio [Human]

Beetle's Faceclaims

Tati Gabrielle - Verena Hortensia [Hellhound]

Cas' Faceclaims

Steven Ogg - Henry Lyons [Turned Werewolf]

Casey's Faceclaims

Maya Hawke - Cameron White [Human]

Elena's Faceclaims

Elizabeth Olsen - Gia Woods [Witch]

Jeffrey Dean Morgan - Hunter Wills [Hellhound]

Ally's Faceclaims

Taylor Zakhar Perez - Jorah Najjar Sanz [Familiar]

Bee’s Faceclaims

Nolan Funk - Alec Hargrove [Witch]

[flamebunnyy]

A little SCP 2206/6206 / blaseball crossover and associated doodles.

Anyways Unit 137 is my favorite.

[superrcell]

thank u paula turnip <3

[waveridden]

instead of brain there is the core mechanics

[polkadotpatterson]

Assorted blaseball players as text posts, part 3! Art by HetreaSky!

[undrcssed]

[obsidiansynth]

We joined Blaseball at the end of Season 8. We saw the Shoe Thieves fight a God and lose, but not without putting up a fight. We saw the Baltimore Crabs get destroyed by that same God. We saw that God get eaten. We saw the absolute hilarity that ensued on Season 11. We were there for the Coffee Cup. We were there for the Rise of the Boss, the League under new Management. We were there when they added Pluralkit to the main Discord server, making this gaming community one of the, if not THE most inclusive gaming community out there. We were there for the rules getting stacked up until Blaseball became horrifically overcomplicated. And we were there for the Grand Finale, with Parker being freed, the Sun(Sun) Supernova, the Coin dying, the Monitor quitting, and the Reader helping us defeat Her. This Finale was amazing, it helped otherwise separate Teams get to know each other, what with Desert Bus For Wrath (and whatever the Hall, Vault, and Horizon quadrants had going on) We will be here again for the next Era, in Blaseball Gamma. Thank you, The Game Band, this ride was wild and emotional, and I wouldn't have it any other way. I wouldn't be here without you.

[coremechs]

Mechs by how well they could eat a baseball

Mindy Kugel: 3.5/5. Would commit to turning it into something actually edible, losing significant points for time taken from receipt of baseball, but points gained for style and digestability.

Kelvin Drumsolo: 2.5/5. Despite not having teeth or a digestive system capable of eating a baseball, has desperate need to be loved and validated. Attempts to consume will be slow, painful, and difficult to watch, if ultimately successful

Adelaide Judochop: 1/5. Will try and give up immediately. Captain Judochop: 4/5 for appearing from nowhere, throwing the ball so it bounces off a wall, runs down a gutter, gets kicked by a passerby and lands in front of someone, causing them to pause to look at it moments before a washing machine landed right where they would have been had they continued walking, both saving their life and distracting everyone from Adelaide not eating the baseball.

Cannonball Sports: 4/5. While not designed for eating baseballs, got in the habit of it while peckish a few years ago while taking on the Pillars’ pitching machine. Pretty good at just chomping down. Unclear what nutritional value she gets from this.

Zoey Kirchner: 5/5. Just melts them. Any attempts to debate whether or not this counts as eating are liable enough to end in melting that most people just count it as eating. Honestly it’s close enough to digestion, even if the ball isn’t near where a regular humanoid’s stomach would be.

Gia Holbrook: 0/5. Does not have a mouth. While she will put it in the blender that is often her head, she is neither persuasive nor intimidating enough to get away with it. It’s just chopped up! That’s not what eating means!

Jolene Willowtree: 4/5. Significant time wasted debating whether using the stable fusion reactor in her chest to destroy it counts as eating. Once he has won that debate it’s over in seconds but she’ll spend like twenty minutes arguing about it so points deducted for speed.

Shirai McElroy: ??/5. Apparently Shirai learned that there were people going around forcing the mechs to eat baseballs and promptly disappeared. No one has seen her in weeks. Will be ranked whenever she reeappears.

Kelvin Andante: 0/5. Theoretically entirely capable of eating a baseball but has too strong a sense of self-worth.

Ilane Snart: 2/5.

(surgery was required immediately after)

Jasper Ji-Eun: 5/5. Does not eat the ball himself but will pretend to be confused, thank you for it, take it and leave and then give it to Kalbi to play with when she’s off-duty. She also won’t eat it but hey, at least she’s a real good dog.

Mira Lemma: 6/5. Just chomps into that thing like it’s an apple. Asks for another one. Could happily live off an all-baseball diet. It is fascinating and terrifying.

[taketheringtolohac]

The Breath Mints. lost in the first round of the playoffs yet again, which is disappointing but i think there needs to be attention paid to HOW we did it.

it’s a pitchers duel between Mindy Kugel and Winnie Hess. both great pitchers, both underhanded, it’s honestly pretty evenly matched between the mechs 2 batters left and the rest of KC and it’s the fifth game of the series- whoever wins will make it to the semi-finals.

its the bottom of the second and theres been no hits, but suddenly! a recently chomped Marco Stink hits a dinger! classic for the bug! however this is BAD, Mindy has underhanded, but not to worry! He strategically hits it into one of the Meadow’s big buckets and it effectively makes it 0 runs. score’s still 0-0 and its fine. doing great.

the rest of the game is tense, theres hardly been any hits on EITHER side and we’ve made it to the top of the 9th and there’s STILL been barely any hits. but Winnie’s never been great under pressure. she is often scared of plastic bags that come tumbling through the field, horses are just like that, and sometimes, she gets startled. but Winnie, a creature of habit, does what she does best, and Gurgie’s Gia Holbrook.

now you may be thinking, well that’s fine! Winnie gets gurgies! Blood for the Blood Horse! 

well, while this is usually the case, this PARTICULAR series was the WORST time to Gurgie. The Mech’s have a team modification from their evolution prior to the breach called Maintenance Mode, which means that whenever someone has been impaired on their team that team will get a fourth out for the REST OF THE GAME. 

Winnie, realizing what she’s done, tries to hold it together, but she can’t. She’s trying to figure out how to fix it and she lets in two singles from a scattered Adelaide Judochop. There’s two outs on the board and she just has to keep it together, but she lets up a double from Gia and they score a SINGLE run. its not too bad, she can come back from this. two more outs is all she needs, the batters can get one run she’s sure of it, and she throws the ball. she’s watching it go and Adelaide hits a sacrifice bunt to Jode Preston. Two Runs. she’s trying to keep it together on the field but she gets a little sloppy, luckily its a flyout from Gia to end the inning.

It’s up to the batters now, and the pressure is ON. Jode hits a single to start out the inning, she’s not here to play games she’s here to WIN. Twooney’s up to bat, she’s had a rough go of it these past few days- her hittings fine but she’s still a bit shaken from her near death experience the final day of the regular season and just how CLOSE of a call it was- but she steps up to the plate and hits the ball! She reaches on fielders choice, not what she wanted but she’ll take it. Marco’s up to bat, she watches him get strike after strike and hit two fouls, but she’s BUBBLING with energy. She’s DESPERATE for this win, an outlet to try and overcome her anxieties and how much she just wants to PROVE she can win this game. She steals second, the crowd goes wild and Marco looks at her wide eyed as he strikes out. It’s up to Kina, ey’re not a great hitter but Twooney knows shi can do it. Kina racks up two strikes, and Twooney can feel that itch coming back. Mindy throws a ball and Kina looks worried, Twooney takes a deep breath and BOLTS to third- and she MAKES IT. She looks at Kina, and smiles. It’s up to hir now. Kina steadies herself and looks Mindy right in the eye and...

HITS A SINGLE, GETTING TWOONEY IN TO GET THE BREATH MINTS ON THE BOARD.

Kina’s on first, leaving the Val Games replica to take em home but it doesn’t pan out like the Mints had hoped. The game ends 2-1.

Now the THING is, had this been a normal game, the Mechs SHOULD have lost. If Winnie hadn’t gurgied, the Mechs wouldn’t have been able to hit the sacrifice bunt that got them the second (winning) run of the game and it would’ve gone into extra innings. And what’s more, had Mindy not been underhanded The Breath Mints would’ve WON that game 3-2 ANYWAYS. it really was just a series of unfortunate circumstances (and the Mechs superb pitching combined with their two player star line up) that made the mints lose again.

But god. What a game.

[clonerightsenthusiast]

okay concept for a blaseball fic bc maybe if i write it down ill actually write the thing:

- christian combs is the captain of the space pirate ship The Pillar. cb “cannonball” sports is his first mate; gia holbrook is the navigator/part-time ship AI; mindy kugel is the quartermaster; mira lemma is the chief engineer

- the s21 elections grabs the five of them and swaps them with the blaseball versions

- now the pirates have to learn how to play blaseball (they’re not very good at it) and the blaseball players have to learn how to be pirates (some of them are probably very good at it). all of them have to now deal with AU versions of people they know

- probably some level of all of them trying to find a way to get back to their original universes that is ultimately futile

- in the pirate verse Captain Judochop is a rival pirate captain. everybody else is also there but this one is important.