#ghosts book

[nortism]

thinking about how mary was literally married yet her fondest memory is hanging out, talking shit with annie. i know what you are!!!!

[thirteens-pocket-watch]

When Pat ends the postcard with "Hope you're feeling better dad" and then the next one is just addressed to his mum ;-;

[baynton]

this has the audiobook and pdf companion files, enjoy!

[swaggyredkoala]

YIPEE!!!!

[quillandrapier]

Quite nice that I'm not the only one struggling to read the "handwritten" parts of the ghosts book

Except it kinda sucks because it means I'm missing a lot of content

[thosesillylittlegayghosts]

Thomas thornes annotations of lord byrons poetry sound like my comments when doing poetry in English class and I love that

[myjetpack]

My latest cartoon for @GuardianBooks.

[wanologic]

sorry danny, sam will never think you’re cool

[yeyinde]

Ghost is so petty to me. You tell him he can't cum inside of you once (because you have an important meeting and the last thing you need is to feel him leaking out of you while your boss talks about strategic goals for this fiscal year), and so he spends the next month using nothing but condoms or finishing on your face, back, belly just to piss you off.

Ignores you each time you whine for him to just finish inside of you with a mocking little but you told me not to, pet. M'jus' doin' what I was told and fills the condom instead. Spends next day fucking you until the box is empty, taunting you with each one he ties off and drops on the bed beside your head for you to see. To whine about. Turns you on your belly when you've grovelled enough, forcing you to see all the used condoms scattered around (that coulda been fillin' you up, birdie) as he fucks you until you apologise to him properly and then finally gives your "reward."

[butteryplanet]

kitchen ghosts

[nortism]

guyss the book comes with a timeline, guyssssss

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

"Oh my god." The kid muttered, pacing back and forth in front of the summoning circle anxiously as he clutched some old book to his chest, "Oh my god, I just killed Nightwing."

"Uh," Nightwind started to speak, but didn't get far.

"Oh my god, my dad is Nightwing!"

"Wait, what?!"

That seemed to catch the boys attention and...yeah the kid looked a lot like he did as a teen. "I, uh" The kid rubbed the back of his neck nervously, "I'm kinda your clone. My parents made me and told me recently about how I was born and I wanted to meet you!"

He threw his hands up in the air, one hand still clasping the book, "They told me you were dead, so I tried to summon your ghost! I swear I didn't know!" This seemed to switch him back into whatever spiral ge was in before, "Oh god, I killed my own father."

Dick hurried to speak before he lost the chance again, "I'm probably still alive."

"Huh?" The kid looked over at him, a hint of hope in his features

"Yeah," Nightwing shrugged, "some other bats were with me. They're trained to keep my vitals up until they can get me back to the cave. Plus, I felt my soul pulled out of my body by force. I don't think you actually stopped anything from functioning."

The kid sagged with relief, "So batman isn't going to murder me?"

An odd sound came from within the summoning circle as Nightwing covered his mouth

"Are you laughing at me?! I'm being serious!"

This time, the vigilante made no move to hide his laughter, "We don't kill kiddo, besides he probably won't maul his own grandkid, right?"

Unfortunately this gave the kid something new to spiral over, "Oh god, my grandpa is Batman."

"How about we start over?" The bluebird asked, "I'm Nightwing, what's your name?"

"Um, Danny. Danny Fenton."

Dick gave an award winning smile, "Nice to meet you, Danny. Could you break the circle so I can get out?"

[edbydraws]

So in Gravity Falls ghosts CAN be visible if they want to be, right?

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[swaggyredkoala]

Living in Australia sucks sometimes 😔

But omg it finally arrived last night I'm going to get it now with my social worker yippee!!!

[egophiliac]

you know, I've been thinking about it, and there is actually one single scenario in which I would be okay with not getting a big ol' "Silver Vanrouge" out of Lilia.

(just kidding, I still need some "call me Silver, Mr. Vanrouge is my father" in my life, please don't let me down on this one Twst)

[alisoncooper]

i bloody knew it!!! i love you my pathetic little princess!!! cap is the lowest scoring player. and he indeed, never scored a run in his life!!! (or at least, he didn’t during this match) i’m obsessed with him

[image id: a photo taken from the button house archives book showing a score card for the button house xi innings. the captain’s name is burned away but shows he bowled someone called penton-voak and scored 0 runs.]

i like how we all decided cap was good at cricket just because ben plays and cap made a cricket reference twice. in reality, cap would probably have been horrific at it. he tries to hit the ball and the bat flies out of his hand. he bowls the ball and it goes in completely the wrong direction and hits the umpire. he tries to catch the ball, misses, and gets smacked in the face. this man has never scored a run in his life. i love my cringefail babygirl