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Day 5: Nails
Danny messed up, and now the consequences of his action have come to reap.
This morning, while brushing his teeth, he realized his canine had almost tripled in size, and the rest of his teeth sharpened and grew too. Then later in the day, while he was fighting Johnny, he accidentally popped one of his tires when his fingers turned into claws. Johnny was really pissed at him, but when he saw how confused and concerned he was about his fingers literally turning into monstrous-looking claws, he calmed down a bit and grumbled something about how it was probably ghost puberty and he should learn how to control that so it doesnât happen again before he left.
After Johnny left, Danny went to class early since Sam's parents took her on a vacation for the holidays and Tucker was sick. No one was there, so why not check out his new additions?
While his teeth were permanent, his claws were retractable, even in his human form, kind of like a cat. He decided to experiment with them, showing them, then rectrating them, showing them, then rectrating, and on and on.
He was so enamored with his claws that he didnât realize when a person walked into the room. However, he was quickly made aware as Paulina ran over to him, grabbed his hands, and just stared at his claws. She started looking between them and him with a sharp look, as if she were piecing everything together.
After what felt like eternity, Paulina finally spoke up.
âAfter school, you are going to my house,â she said in a way that left no room for argument.
Flashback to the present day: he was walking to Pualinaâs house with her, Star, and Valerie. He wanted to make a break for it, but Valerie would probably tackle him. It felt like he was marching to his grave.
Finally, he made it to Pualinaâs house, and they all went upstairs to her room before Paulina shut the door and locked it, leaving Danny to their mercy.
âShow them your nails." Paulina ordered, and hesitantly, Danny complined; however, he only showed his human nail.
âNO,â Paulina grabbed him by the arms and pulled him closer to her. âShow them what I saw before I scratch up your face with mine.â
âOkay okay!â Danny said worriedly as he jumped back. Paulina was scarier than any ghost, god, or government agent he had every face.
Slowly, he brought up his hands and showed off his claws. The three girls stared at them and him with indescribable expressions, and all Danny could do was hope and pray that they were feeling merciful.
Suddenly, Star broke the silence by running up to Danny and grabbing one of his hands before exclaiming,
âOh my god, your nails are so cute!!!â
âThatâs what I thought!â Paulina agreed as she rushed to grab his other hand. âBut I knew I could make them look cuter, so I just had to grab him so that we could give him a manicure!!â
Valerie, who had been the most skeptical and sympathetic to Danny, was still quietly staring at him and finally spoke up, âHey, Danny, your nails werenât able to do that yesterday, right? What happened?â
âUhh⌠I have been drinking ectoplasm.â
âWhy???â Valerie and Paulina stared at him dumbfoundedly, but Star took that as a perfectly valid reason.
âIt, um, keeps me awake? Itâs kind of like Monster.â
âDoes it taste like Monster?â Valerie said, still concerned but understanding.
âNo, it tastes like battery acid.â
âWho do you know what battery acid tastes like-â âIs that why your teeth look like fangs too?â Star cut Paulina off.
âOh yeah, I think.â
âOkay, cool, whatever,â Paulina said dismissively, ânow can we give you a manicure?â
âUh, sure, I guess.â
All three girls celebrated as they all got ready to fix up Dannyâs claws.
#dannymay2024#dannymay#danny fenton#dan phantom#paulina#valerie gray#star#dannymay 2024#ghost puberty#manicure
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As a prompt Danny after he enters Gotham for any suddenly starts growing again for the first time since the portal incident and his body instead of slowly again decides to catch up all the missing years of growing at once so Danny goes from still looking 14 to suddenly having his father's height and looking his actual age.
Growing pains.... Literally
Since his death, Danny hasn't really... Grown. His parents think he's a late bloomer, that he'll grow later in life. But it's been four years since he's died and he hasn't grown a single inch in that time.
Frostbite is kind enough to tell me that... Well... He's stuck.
He's stuck in this form until something affects his physical form. Amity, even though it's considered the most haunted place in earth, doesn't have enough ambient ectoplasm for Danny. There are too many ghosts from the realm that feed of it, too many nevermores that need it to exist. Amity feeds it's ghosts but it doesn't have enough for a halfa like him.
When he moved to Gotham for the aerospace program (plus the scholarship) he doesn't expect much from it. People still question him about his age, it almost ends with him flinging his ID and birth certificate on people and cussing them out on his height.
He had even started exploring the city. There was this one cafe he found and the owner, Lily, was an absolute angel! With a shotgun. And he met a lot of people in Lily's Eden Cafe, like this weird kid that apparently dropped out of high school. Now, Danny ain't one to judge, so he's pretty okay with Tim. Except for the fact that he was so cool and smooth on a skateboard. Danny wanted one too.
Almost a week after moving, he's suffering. His body hurts, everything aches. It's as if something inside of him was trying to break out and it's making his bones strain. Everything about it hurts.
Many days passed of Danny being delirious from the pain, barely able to register what he was doing. A week and it's like he spent a coma walking around while his consciousness was asleep, practically dead by the lack of his memories.
The next time he woke up, it's been a week since he blacked out from the pain.
There's music in the background, almost familiar. The beat is something he heard Ember compose before his eighteenth birthday, then it was practically blasted through our the Ghost Zone when the day actually came.
"Shhh! Turn that racket down!"
"Hell nah! He likes it, see?"
"The little king seems.... To......change... Gotham..."
His eyes snapped open, gasping when he saw multiple pairs of eyes looking down at him.
"He's alive!"
Danny's instincts took over in that second and he's sending a blast of ecto towards the sudden scream. More screaming. Too much screaming. His head hurt.
"Holy shit, baby pop!"
He takes a moment before he's recognizing Ember... And the hole on his wall... And his glowing hand. Shit.
"Woah, woah! Calm down."
In Danny's confused state, he could barely register Kitty and Johnny in the room. Oh, and Shadow too. But still...
"Iâ What happened?" He groaned, blinking slowly. "WHAT THE FUCK?!"
His voice... OH MY GOD HIS VOICE! Why was it so deep?! What was wrong with his voice? Did he have a cold or something? Or maybe it's just his morning voiceâ
"Congrats on your dawning!" Johnny congratulated, grinning like a madman.
"What?" ooh, that was weird, "What the heck is an dawning?"
"Ooh, baby pop!" Ember cooed, "Forgot that our little king is still pretty new to being all ghost. C'mon now, baby. Mama Ember will teach you all about ghost puberty."
"GHOST WHAT?!"
Ghost puberty was a thing apparently. He had hauled himself into the Far Frozen after yelling at the four ghosts to steal him some clothes that would actually fit him. Because his entire body felt wrong... So wrong.
He was taller now. Having shot up from 5'4" to a whopping 6'2". Everything still hurt and now all his clothes didn't even fit! Nothing looked right when he'd looked at the mirror. He was almost as tall a shis dad nowâhe looked almost exactly like his dad now actually. It was almost terrifying how much he resembled his dad. If he went to visit now, he's sure that his mother would have a heart attack from how quickly he had grown.
"Frostbite!" Danny practically growled and oooh... Yeah, now it sounded differently to whenever he'd end up snarling. The deepness of his voice almost intimidated him.
"Great one!" The yeti greeted, looking utterly ecstatic to see him. "Ah, I see you've finished your dawning. I offer my sincerest congrats, your majesty."
"Yeah, yeah. The fuck is a Dawning?"
Frostbite blinked, before his expression morphed into a grim one. "Oh dear... I had thought that the Observants would have deigned to explain this too you upon your coronation... Well, let us sit then, great one. This will be a long one."
To summarize it all, Ghost puberty.
A Dawning was a time every ghost went through, so long as there was enough ambient ectoplasm around them to help their forms morph into their preferred appearances. Usually, a ghosts appearance to their own mentality. Their maturity.
Apparently, Young Blood already went through a Dawning but remained in his child-like form due to his own mental age. He was a child in heart, mind, soul, and body.
Meanwhile... Danny who was still alive yet also dead, had followed on with his mental maturity. His body morphed, it changed, it adapted to how he saw himself, how he desperately wanted to become deep down in his core.
And this Danny Fenton was a 6'2" giant trying to control all his limbs that were suddenly too long, too heavy. Everything felt strange....
Tim Drake's favorite cafe was known for being neutral ground for both rogues and vigilantes. You don't fuck around Lilian's cafe or else she'll pull out a rifle and shoot you dead. So if course, Tim fucking loved the place.
Actually, many people frequented it.
He's familiarised himself with the faces of a lot of people by then. Even that scrawny new kid that arrived three weeks ago. Tim remembers Danny for how enthusiastic he was about going to collage, not even minding the madness of Gotham itself. It was like he thrived in it.
He waves at Lilian after ordering his usual, taking a seat in the corner before he's whipping out his laptop. Duke and Steph arrive soon after, immediately ordering before going off to join Tim.
Mundane things, something they all seemed to appreciate more.
The bell rings, more customers arrive andâ
"Danny! Holy hell, what happened?"
Tim paused, immediately snapping his eyes towardsâ WHAT THE FUCK?!
Steph whistled, "Hot damn..."
Danny Fenton was a scrawny young man, shorter than Tim. Even more slim.
But whoever the hell entered the cafe was 6'2", almost as muscled as Jason, and slouching like Clarkâas if he was in the wrong body. He almost dropped his drink if not for Duke gently guiding his hand down.
"Hey, Lils..."
God, what the fuck was that? What was happening? Who the hell was this awkward adonis with a voice as deep as the fucking ocean?
"Tim?" Duke waved his hand over his eyes, "Timothy? Timbers?"
"Duke, leave him alone. He's gone, never coming back." Steph snickered, shaking her head before her eyes went back to Danny, who was stuttering as he tried to order what he wanted. "But damn if I wouldn't act the same. Shoot your shotâ"
Shoot his fucking shot he did.
"Hey Danny..." Tim slid up to him with a smile.
Danny blinkedâwoah was he tall and practically built like a fucking fridgeâbefore his eyes brightened and a smile joined his expression.
"Hi Tim!"
Was this how Bruce felt like when he saw Clark?
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#tw: depictions of body dysmorphia#dpxdc#Growing pains.... Literally#dc x dp#danny phantom#danny fenton#crossover#tim drake#red robin#dead tired#Danny gets a growths spurt and gets to be as tall as his dad#my bou went hime for Thanksgiving and managed to rival his dad in his bear hugs#Tim thought the twink was cute but then the twink got red hood's build#Timothy âDated 2 girls as a vigilante and civilianâ Drake knows hiw to flirt#Danny's going through shit with ghost puberty#the music ember was blasting through hus coma was legit just the theme song of DP
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Ghost Fangs
After so much time changing between forms, Danny thought that he would no longer have external changes. His human and ghost forms were a bit more combined than when he was a teenager but it wasn't as much of a problem for him now that ghosts weren't actively trying to wipe out humanity and his parents had more or less accepted him.
The problem was when he started his internship at Wayne Enterprises and his teeth started to hurt. He didn't pay much attention to it at first since maybe he should visit Frostbite or some normal dentist. Cavities were pretty common when you ate fast food growing up.
The problem was when three days after the pain started, one of his teeth fell out. That didn't make much sense since the halfa had shed his baby teeth long time ago, and those were supposed to be "permanent".
He decided not to smile and continue working, avoiding anyone that could notice the change but the hole in his teeth was obvious when he looked in the mirror. Then another tooth fell, and he felt his gums itch. Something was beginning to grow.
That was how Danny started changing his teeth into ghost fangs at the worst possible time. Worst of all, he was sure he was growing a third, maybe fourth row of fangs, and fuck how was he going to hide it from his bosses?
He couldn't pretend that he was mute! What if a tooth fell out during work and someone found it? It was a nightmare!
#dpxdc#Danny changed his human baby teeth#but he needed to change his ghost baby teeth too#it was slower because of his halfa status#but it eventually happened#at the worst moment possible#He will end up with a double row of fangs and a sharper teeth#that will be easier to hide with time and experience#but not for now#dp x dc#dc x dp#Wayne employees are confused#Danny was very talkative at the beginning always willing to give advice#but suddenly he became very quiet and reserved#they wonder if something happened to him#Tim suspects#He hopes his intern doesn't turn into a villain or something#Ghostly puberty
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DP x DC Writing Prompt #8
The day Bruce Wayne knocks on her apartment door Sam knows it's going to be a doozy.
"Mr. Wayne, I really do hope no one saw you," she says, ushering him in. "And for the record, a text ahead of time would be appreciated."
"I parked the car a few streets away," Bruce says, sticking a finger in his heel to peel his polished leather shoes off. Sam raises an eyebrow. "It's a sedan, not a Lamborghini."
"You own a sedan?"
"Taught Dick to drive in it...after he crashed the Lamborghini."
Sam snorts despite herself. The charm Bruce Wayne exhibits would usually rub her the wrong way, too reminiscent of wealthy men that feel comfortable placing a hand on the small of your back at a crowded gala, but Bruce is honest enough about his playacting that she has come to find its insincerity comforting. She's actually sought him out more than once, leading to several annoying headlines that can't seem to decide if she's aiming to date him or one of his eligible sons. None of whom are eligible by the way, as they are a) taken, b) legally dead, c) practically a minor, and d) an actual minor.
Sam's generational wealth is peanuts compared to Wayne Industries, so naturally her parents have been thrilled and rooting for option c.
"I also didn't want Danny to see I'd texted you. Or force you to lie to him."
Sam doesn't quite tense, but it's a near thing. She does slide to the other side of her kitchen island, under the context of finishing prepping her feta fried eggs, laid on a bed of smashed avocado and warm tortilla. She pulls a bottle of crunchy garlic oil out of the fridge and drizzles hot red crisps across the runny yolk. She takes a bite, chewing thoughtfully, not so much as offering him a glass of water.
"You realize, Mr. Wayne, I have no intention of lying to Danny now?"
Bruce sits at the stool on the opposite side of the island. "I understand. And if you want to ask Danny to return home before we continue, I'd understand that as well. I didn't mean to discomfit you--"
"Please do not lie to me now, Mr. Wayne," Sam says, rolling her eyes. "By your own admission you showed up at noon without warning knowing my superhero boyfriend wouldn't be present. If I am discomfited, all the more likely you get your information, right?" Golden yolk runs down her fingers, and she sacrifices it to the napkin rather than lick up her arm in front of her boss, with no small amount of resentment. The yolk is the best part.
"Get to it then," she demands.
Bruce straightens in his stool, chin raising and firming in a jawline she most often sees under a cowl. His eyes attempt to pin her in place, but Sam has stared the Master of Time in the face and demand he reschedule so she is built. different. She takes another bite of egg taco.
"I was not aiming for you to feel threatened, and moreover, I doubt you could be."
Except a smart person should always feel threatened by a threat, no matter their capability of handling one. It keeps them alive.
"Can you tell me how I'm not like all the other girls after lunch? You'll spoil my appetite."
Bruce clears his throat. "I'll get to the point--"
"Thank you."
"--Danny has been exhibiting paranormal behaviors beyond his baseline. We welcome all biologies; human, alien, and paranormal alike, but I have observed actions unlike what he had previously established as his, for lack of a better word, 'normal'
"I want to make sure he is not experiencing any unwelcome outside influence. Or, if this is merely a facet of his evolution, I'd like to know if this is something we or his family should be monitoring."
Sam has been an eco-consultant with Wayne Industries and unofficially, the Batfamily, for half a year now and this is the most she's ever heard the man speak in one sitting.
"Wow," she says. "How long have you been rehearsing that one?"
"A while." Bruce grunts, voice finally taking that final drop into Batman's gravelly rasp. "I see you're not surprised by any of this."
"No, not really," Sam says. She pours him a tall glass of lemon water from the pitcher, freshly sliced that morning, and he takes a polite sip.
"So what can you tell me?"
"Probably a lot. And Danny would probably prefer that I do, knowing him, the big baby," Sam sighs. "Listen Mr. Wayne, I can appreciate that you came here from a place of caution rather than intrusion. And if Danny was undergoing something negative or from an 'unwelcome outside influence' that would be the right call, and I, albeit begrudgingly, encourage you to do so in the future."
"But he's not."
"He's not," Sam confirms. "And in fact, I think he could really use someone to talk to about it. Outside of his family."
"I see..." Bruce says, shifting.
"If you want to tag team this one with one of the higher EQ players, such as Superman, I give you permission." Sam does not think she's imagining that slight sag of relief.
"Thank you," Bruce says, sliding off the stool. "I don't suppose you have material we could consult...?"
"Actually yes, I happen to have a pamphlet right here. 'So your ghostly body is changing, and how.'"
"You're being more sarcastic than usual."
"You interrupted my lunch, Mr. Wayne."
#sam:#bruce:#bruce: so i was thinking brainwashing-#sam: ghost puberty#bruce: frick#sam give-my-boyfriend-the-talk manson#at some point when danny went from teen hero to the eldritch being of our fanfic dreams he had to start experiencing the âbecomingâ#i imagine that was actually pretty terrifying#his whole family calling it ghost puberty is probably actually really kind and appreciated#hey i'm starting to forget to breathe and sometimes i want to bite things#aw honey it's ok your body is chaaanging#you're teeeething#baby's first feral chomp#sometimes i hear the universe it is a symphony i cannot explain but if i listen too long i fear it shall sweep me away forever#let's get you some airpods with the latest paramore album#that helping?#yes actually ty#dp x dc#dp x dc au#dp x dc prompt#dp x dc crossover#batman#sam manson#danny fenton#danny phantom#my writing
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I do not care for canon, perpetua who grow up in a monastery and as he reaches adulthood he begins to change ,, one morning he wakes up with the most insane toothache and finds sharp canines growing on top of his current blunt ones, piercing through his soft pink gums. Days go by and his nails are turning black and growing , he becomes more and more sensitive to crucifixes , and as it reaches its peak he wakes up with his white eye ,
And heâs just in horror he does not want this , what happened to the little altar boy? Yeah well lucifer remembered he needs that one so heâs just gonna pinch him for a moment yâall donât mind right-
#the band ghost#papa v perpetua#ghost he#frater imperator#itâs like an evil puberty that makes you evil#except youâre an adult#so yeah
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DP X DC X Subnautica
Where the Justice League (mostly focusing on the Superfam or Batfam or Flashfam) are large leviathan-esque creatures living on Planet 4546B. Maybe they can change forms due to Precursor experimentation, maybe not. Those with young hang out around the shallows more than the others, what with most of them being large super or specialized predators.
Enter Danny Fenton, interning on the Aurora when the ship is shot down by the Quarantine Enforcement Platform. Oh sure he probably would have tried to stop the destruction and help, but his ghost powers are a bit on the fritz and a well-meaning worker pushes him into one of the last life pods seeing as he's a child.
Now the leviathans may not know what a ship is exactly, but they can definitely understand that in most cases things technology = precursors. As far as they understand, a metal deathtrap not unlike the old labs or caches fell alongside several metallic eggs, with the emerging hatchlings misshapen and not living long.
But then there's the egg that landed in the shallows, which at first they thought was empty. But a hatchling- much smaller than the previous ones- emerges, a day later than the rest, but they're alive even if their swimming is all wobbly! It's so tiny, and obviously hatched too early with the strange split tail and how it keeps swimming to the surface for air, and they have to protect it! Now if only the little hatchling would answer their calls and not dart into hiding spots whenever they approach...
Honestly this is up to the writer lol, but I like to think that Danny's ghost form, when he finally manages to achieve it again, goes a little naga-esque. Almost like a sea snake instead of just a whispy ghost tail, which while better for swimming doesn't help his freak out over most ghost powers still not working.
Danny is just trying to survive man, maybe find other survivors, turn off this big alien gun, stop creating frost crystals when he sneezes, the usual. He doesn't need giant humanoid-esque leviathan-sized sea creatures poking around!
#DcxDP#Prompts#Subnautica#Prompts that came from a dream lol#featuring Danny's ghost form being like a naga lol#danny phantom au#Space core Danny#Khaara is like an ecto-disease like a super deadly ecto-achne that the precursors fucked around and found out with#Why are Danny's ghost powers on the fritz? Idk maybe it's his first ghost puberty or maybe it's something the Precursors did#Batfam#Supergam#Flashfam#Hell maybe all three families are there in the crater trying to pspspsps the new son/brother#Batfam are deep-water leviathans with reflective undersides & patterns who start brightly colored and get darker with age#Superfam deserve long flowing fins that mimic the red capes & also glowy bits#Flashfam are long and eel-like for speed with electrical abilities for fun#Wonderwoman is probably plated around the limbs & bits of gold-vein patterns (babies hatched in nests of clay perhaps)#Aquaman is even more fish-esque#Cyborg is a young-adult leviathan that was experimented on by the Precursors and is similar to the Warpers#Green Lanterns have transparent green fins that mimic their constructs & green bioluminescence#Danny: I am not a *baby*#Justice Leviathans: Oh my stars it's a *baby*#Billy: Just accept it there's no escape#No shipping between Danny plz to them he is literally a baby
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23 years!! So Eddie hasnât been to confession since he was around 10?!
Well if that isnât interesting!!! That feels so pointed because that is a very young age to stop going to confession - unless youâve started to realise youâre different - that the church as been teaching you the things youâre feeling and realising about yourself are not ok according to their teachings and beliefs and the best and easiest way to avoid religious wrath, not look at yourself too closely and bury your feelings is to just stop going to confession (assuming he was still going to church with his parents as I canât imagine theyâd not have him go to church every Sunday at 10!)
#911 spoilers#eddie diaz#911 abc#Ryan Guzman#thinking thoughts#that was the age I stopped going to church because Christianity didnât align with my emerging feelings and views on the world#itâs the age of puberty and when kids start to figure out who they are and how they feel - romantic feelings start to become a thing#and if your newly emerging feelings are directing you towards people of the same gender but youâre being told thatâs not ok#well you bury and start to avoid the things that keep things present in the front of your mind#and confessional might have you confessing those feeling out loud instead of burying them#so stopping going to confession makes sense#and it would add weight to why Eddie clings to the ghost of Shannon - their relationship was a massive way out for him when he felt#something for her - it allowed him to really bury everything#and it explains why he attached himself to Kim - she gave him another way out - allowed him to keep repressing - especially if things are#starting to become un-repressed - especially when the best friend youâve had feeling for comes out to you#but is now in a relationship with a man who isnât you!
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Bought my ticket to my new favourite show đâźď¸đ
Lineart below cut đ
#taleblr#johnny ghost#johnny toast#digital art#venturiantale#toastedghost#sorry for mantit postijg A Gain#testosterone puberty is a beast i cannot slay#honka honka đ
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iâve never hated living in england quite as much as i do now
#idk if u saw but supreme court basically ruled that trans women arenât women#on top of this reducing disability benefits and them banning puberty blockers last year#holy fucking fuck i wish i could get the fuck out of here :(#oh and fuck the labour party.#ghost woes
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Spider-Man/Woman fighting someone, and they land a hit that makes Spidey go down and hiss in pain, which makes them think the hit was really good + makes them overconfident when the truth is that Spidey had a painful pimple there and hitting it felt like being stabbed a few times in a single second
#gwen after getting punched in the shoulder and seeing god for a few seconds: did i just die???#miles morales#spiderman#spider man#gwen stacy#spidergwen#ghost spider#hobie brown#spiderpunk#spider punk#pavitr prabhakar#spiderman india#spider man india#hmm who else. spiderling probably i think sheâs puberty age lol#annie may parker#spiderling#cindy moon#silk#sheâs grown but i think sheâd get acne too#m&m posts
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your mother wouldnât approve of how my mother raised me. but i do, I think i do
#luca#luca 2021#alberto scorfano#luca paguro#luberto#daniela paguro#pin.art#iâm on a rotation of songs from puberty 2 and just going crazy about alberto did u guys know mitski ghost wrote me and then I wrote alberto#thank you mitski for alberto scorfanođ <-put that on my grave stone#alberto scorfanos mother#can i guys see the ags 1 hw đ¸iâm insane
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Speaking of middle grade lit I know there are some things in MG stories you are not supposed to question, but I am an adult now and can't help it. Lucy joined an agency at 8 and didn't have any non-career education beyond that point, which wasn't abnormal for most of human history but does have implications for society. Does Lucy know math?? Do the bigger agencies have to host 'your changing body' talks for the teams that last that long? Is Kipps so crabby because he's having to study for the GCSEs
#Lucy sweating through the British version of the ACT#with a ghost she smuggled in her backpack to help her cheat#the ghost also doesn't know algebra#no wonder the government seems to have been entirely replaced by a few oligarchs#Marissa placing a bulk tampon order for the agent dorms:#yes puberty is tough. get over it. I did it twice.#and I'll do it again#lockwood and co
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Confessions of a rotten girl is for my highschool classmates that were fujoshis and confided in me, their only ace friend, way, WAY too many things about the yaoi they read
the religious guilt u get in puberty is so real gl to everyone
also don't ship ur male classmates together xoxo
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I am finally free from the chokehold us artists call, the eog week. I can now continue with comics. Here, enjoy this one






We tend to avoid topics that bring up painful memories.
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I want yall to know that my skincare is literally a cleanser and a moisturizer. Sunscreen if Iâm going out, and a slug before bed.
Sorry Iâm literally better than all of you
#ghost moans#piss post#Iâm watching an edvasion video about the Sephora kids#I feel mean commenting this on the video so#yall get to know how I look heavenly#also itâs 90% genetics#my family has really good skin after puberty
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Is Red Hood having a ghost yeast infection embarrassing?
Yes.
Does the rest of the Bat Fam actively clown on him for months afterwards?
Absolutely.
But Jason learned from his mistakes, when Phantom asked if he wanted treatment somewhere private, he took it. He expected having to go to the ghost zone, phantom having to do field surgery with his phasing ability, or even a strange device invented by mad scientists.
Turns out the treatment was somehow even more humilating than the disease he already had.
A teenager named Tucker gave him some of the cologne he invented called Foley: by Tucker Foley. He had to wear it for a week, smelling like an awful, musky mixture apple pie and dirty laundry.
The stupidest part?
It fucking worked.
Red Hood held out his now uncovered hand as if to ask for a hand shake. Danny floated a bit closer and reached out with his own gloved finger. He poked into the back of the guyâs hand.
âWhat are you doing?â
âDude, what if youâre contagious?â
âCan ghosts get sick?â Nightwing asked.
âThere are ghost diseases, yeah.â Danny answered, still poking at Red Hoodâs hand. âNo ghost antibiotics, though. You just have to tough it out.â
âIs that what I have?â
âNo.â Danny said. âYou have something easier to fix.â
Danny floated back so that he was eye level with the two taller heroes. He folded his arms across his chest and looked at Red Hood.
âSo, like. Is there a private place we could chat?â
âPrivate?â Nightwing asked. âWhy? It isnât fatal, is it?â
âUh no? It's just personal. Whatâs it called Hippo? The doctor thing.â
âAre you talking about HIPAA?â Red Hood asked, sounding confused.
âThatâs it!â Danny snapped a finger and pointed at Red Hood. âItâs personal medical info. We are on a rooftop in the middle of the biggest city Iâve ever been in. Do you want to go somewhere private?â
âI uh... No, here is fine.â
"Okay.â Danny said. âCool then. So, these Lazarus Pits? Iâve never seen one, but I have heard of them from other older ghosts. Except we donât call them that. Theyâre relatively common in the zone, but the locations are secret, you have to know someone who knows someone ya know?â
âWell, what are they?â
âDistilleries.â
âWhat?â Red Hood managed to look absolutely flabbergasted even with the full faced motorcycle helmet covering his head.
âGhosts canât eat human food, right? I mean we can, but we donât taste anything. We donât have the physical parts to digest human food and enjoy it like we did when we were alive.â Danny explained. âItâs the same thing for things like alcohol and drugs and things. So, a lot of adult ghosts still want to get drunk even though theyâre dead. I died before 21 so I wouldnât know, but like, thereâs a desire for it.â
âWhat does this have to do with the Lazarus Pits?â
"Well, in order to make something we can taste, it has to be made with ectoplasm. Alcohol is not as easy to make as other stuff for ghosts. Alcohol is made using fermentation, right? Well ectoplasm doesnât really. Do that. I mean ectoplasm is either inert or charged with emotional energy, if it gets charged enough it will form a ghost or spirit or something. Itâs basically impossible to like, make ectoplasm ferment without risking your alcohol becoming the ghost of wines past.â Danny said, throwing a joke on the end there. Nightwing gave him a smile while Red Hood managed to glare at him through the full red facemask.
âThere are ghosts who have figured out how to force ectoplasm to ferment. They basically invented ghost yeast, a sourdough starter of horror if you will. It takes centuries for ectoplasm to get good enough to be considered drinkable alcohol. So, what an enterprising barkeeping ghost will do is find like, an abandoned cave or something, fill it with ectoplasm dump the ghost yeast in there and leave it alone for like a thousand years to ripen. Then theyâll come back, bottle it up and sell it in the zone.â Danny continued.
"Are you telling me Red Hood is ghost drunk?â Nightwing asked.
âIâm saying he has a yeast infection.â
#foley: by tucker foley#it was my favorite ghost weapon ever in the show#like#tucker just invented a cologne that repels ghost bugs? and its never touched again.#iirc correctly he made dozens of cans of the stuff thinking everyone in amity would want it#did he just keep them in his house??#normally axe body spray is not a cure for a yeast infection#but this is ghost axe body spray#which Jason has to wear#he may have skipped puberty via death but he still has to suffer the humilation of spraying yourself with the grossest cologne ever#dpxdc#dp crossover#danny phantom#red hood
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